Monkey and Feather

After the embarrassment, the sky is getting late, which is good, the moon has not come out.

The monster monkey took me to a hot spring, and I took a good bath.I swear, the first time I washed that long.

After that, the monster monkey stole two clothes for me from nowhere.One is purple, one is white, and they both fit me well.

He said it was his servant.But I know that woman can't wear anything but black, and this guy just stole it.

I asked him, where did the previous evil spirit go?Did I kill you?Because I found that the sword in my hand seemed to be stained with blood.

The monster monkey said it was his blood, but I don't believe it, his blood can't be red, how could the blood of a black-hearted person be red?

"Actually, those are all created by me to test you."

"what?!"

I got angry all of a sudden, damn it.You made my old lady ugly!

"Otherwise, how can you learn how to kill?" The monster monkey looked indifferent.

I stopped talking and stared at him viciously. If eyes could kill, he would have died thousands of times.

The demon monkey sighed softly: "You have to know, if this is true, you would have been eaten long ago, maybe you would still be worse off than dead. Only by killing people can you better protect yourself and the people you care about."

The monster monkey looked back at the stars in the sky, with a hint of sadness in its eyes.

"Protect yourself? Protect the people you care about?" I repeated this sentence in my heart. For some reason, I thought of Kai.

Yes, because of my weakness, I was always the one who was hurt. Because of my weakness, I always swallowed my humiliation in the face of bullying, cheating and betrayal.

Only to indulge those villains time and time again.People like me and Lily hurt themselves and those who love them.

I looked serious, and stared at the monster monkey without blinking: "I understand what you mean, but I don't want to be like you, I will find my own way." At this moment, my heart is stronger than stone.

He looked at me seriously like a monster monkey, and after a long time, he showed his usual sneer: "That's all for today, let's go, I still want to take you to a fun place."

"A fun place?" I wondered, wondering in my heart: what fun place can you take me to, and who's territory you want to occupy.

...

In a blink of an eye, we came to a mountain villa. The villa was decorated with lanterns and festoons, and the sound of gongs and drums was full of people.

The red lanterns were hung high, with the Chinese characters "囍" printed on them.

"Is this...someone getting married?" I was very surprised, did this demon monkey bring me to someone else's wedding?

The monster monkey shook his head and smiled intriguingly: "No...someone is making a big fuss about the wedding!"

"Ah!? Who is such a jerk?" I blurted out.

I thought to myself: The day of great joy is spoiled for others, the bastard is really at home!

The monster monkey showed a smirk, pointed at me, and then pointed at himself: "You, and me."

"What!!" I exclaimed in shock.

Before I could recover and ask clearly, he dragged me into the lively crowd.

Um... to be exact, among the monsters.I saw that there are countless monsters all around, and they all talked happily about the wine, and their faces were red when they drank.

Some shouted loudly, some danced strange dances, some got drunk and got under the table, and some punched and wrestled.All kinds of fun, no one paid attention to us who flew down suddenly.

And in the crowd, a man wearing a big red robe and holding a wine glass to toast to the crowd is the groom here, a roc bird.

He claims to be the king of Dapeng, and today he married No. 30, a concubine, and basically all the decent monsters around are here.

Although I hate the system of three wives and four concubines.But it's not enough to make trouble on the day of the National People's Congress, let alone there are thousands of monsters here...

I whispered to the monster monkey: "Brother Monkey, let's go, it's really unethical to make trouble for a big wedding..."

The monster monkey gave me a sideways look: "Don't you kill innocent people? I found you a very bad one today."

His words made me panic for a while: "What? You want me to kill?!"

"It's not killing people, it's saving people, and by the way, it can also improve your strength."

Then he pointed to the groom among the monsters: "This big bird has a lot of background, he is Tathagata's uncle."

I suddenly realized that the groom must be the Three Kings with Golden Wings on TV.

If I remember correctly, he is very powerful, and even the demon monkeys were unable to subdue him.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help asking the monster monkey: "Golden Winged Roc, it is not an ordinary monster, and there are so many helpers here, you... no, can we beat him?"

"Hehe," the monster monkey smiled contemptuously, and did not answer, but turned its head and shouted to the crowd: "I said, bird, your grandpa grandpa is here to collect your corpse again!"

The monster monkey's voice was not particularly loud, but it was obvious that the roc had heard it.

I saw that his blushing and smiling face suddenly turned pale, and he ran back after pulling his legs.

But someone is faster than him.In an instant, the monster monkey was in front of him, blocking his way.

Dapeng was so frightened that it collapsed on the ground, and wanted to say something, but it was so trembling that it couldn't speak.

"Where is the monkey, come here to play wild!" There was a roar of curses from the group of monsters, and then the surrounding monsters approached us fiercely one by one.

I was so scared that my bladder became tense again...

"I don't want to kill so many people today, so get out of here!"

The monster monkey's voice was not loud, but everyone around felt the powerful murderous aura, the irresistible murderous aura.

At this time, a crying and trembling voice suddenly sounded from the group of demons: "That iron rod is... yes... the golden hoop... He is the demon king, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong!!"

It's also not very loud, but it's more than adequate.

I saw that the demons who had originally had hideous and vicious faces suddenly looked like eggplants beaten by frost, with their heads drooping and their faces full of horror, and no one dared to take a deep breath.

"roll!!"

Accompanied by the monster monkey's hysterical long roar.Finally, like boiling hot water, the group of monsters fled in all directions with a bang, crying for father and mother. I clearly saw that some of them peed their pants in fright, limp on the ground, and crawled forward.

Ten seconds, ten seconds at most, the originally bustling wedding was only left with the monster monkey, me, and a bird that was also scared to pee.

"How is it? This place is very nice, it has delicious food, drink and fun."

The monster monkey regained its composure and looked at me lightly.And I actually saw a trace of tenderness in his eyes.

Depend on!This monkey must be uneasy and kind!

But I still looked at the next four weeks.

"Hey~ Have I been to this place?" I felt a familiar feeling in my heart, as if I had seen this place before, but I couldn't remember it no matter how I thought about it.

Just when I was thinking about it, the monster monkey said something, which almost made me want to strangle him to death.

"If you kill him, I'll give you a big surprise!" After finishing speaking, he gave me a mysterious smile.

I panicked in my heart: "This old boy, you want to play with me again, right?"

"Brother! I know you are crazy, you are a murderer, but we are all tired all day, can you calm down a little bit,

Besides, today is also a day of great joy, let's stop killing people, okay?Aren't you making his unmarried daughter-in-law a widow by doing this. "

I gave him a set of mouth tricks.Of course, I also know that it won't work for him.

Sure enough, the monster monkey didn't even listen to a single punctuation mark. He was straightforward this time, and he raised his iron rod before I could say the second set of words.

That mighty roc bird on TV, before he could even say a whole sentence, he was smashed with a stick.Note that it is sticky~

"I vomit~ Nima monkey, give me a sign!"

"I said that I want you to die 1000 times, now it is 666 times!" On the monster monkey's calm cheek, the muscles trembled slightly, and a trace of undetectable sadness flashed in the eyes.

"You...you like killing people so much?" Even after going through so many times, I still think it's too cruel to take other people's lives so easily.

"Others don't have to kill, he must! If you weren't here today, he would never die so comfortably!"

After the monster monkey wiped the iron rod, he pulled me up and walked into the magnificent cave.

"Comfortable?! You call this comfortable!? How perverted are you!" I threw off his arm and yelled, "You're just making excuses for your pervert!"

"Heh~ I don't want him to be wiped out, I just save him to be reincarnated and torture him. Although they are all fake, some hatred must be vented."

Yaohou seemed to have aged a lot at once, and his face became gloomy. This was the second time I saw him look so sad.

I wanted to ask for clarification.But he opened his mouth and still didn't ask.

Some things feel better when you say them.Some things will only make you sadder when you say them.

"Then you said you were going to save someone, who did you save? What kind of surprise did you say you were going to give me? It's almost like a shock~"

I don't know if I want to change the subject on purpose, or if I want to find a legitimate excuse for his behavior.

Sure enough, he put away the lonely sadness, pulled me up again, passed through a cave door, and entered another room.

The room is covered with red petals, decorated like a beautiful garden, and the fragrance is fragrant.

The roof is open-air, and you can see the most beautiful stars in the sky when you look up, and there are small colorful lanterns hanging beside a red bed.

On the bed suddenly sat a girl with a red hijab.Don't think about it, this is the bride.

Although I haven't seen her face, I can vaguely tell that this girl must be a big beauty.And it was clearly heard that she was crying miserably. It seemed that she also knew that her man had been beaten to death.

"Hey! Monster monkey, you beat her husband to death, how... how do you explain this to her girl?"

I was angry, sad and anxious, pulling the monster monkey's hair and lowering my voice.

The monster monkey screamed in pain from my pick, and hurriedly pulled me away: "What do you explain? Help him kill her enemy and save her. What is there to explain?"

The weeping woman heard what the monster monkey said, but hurriedly took off the red hijab on her head. Tears flickered in her eyes, but her face was full of excitement, and she asked tremblingly, "Then... that fairy is dead?"

"Dead! Get out of here too! I still have important things to do with this woman here!"

Speaking of the last sentence, the monster monkey looked at me expectantly.

But it made the hairs all over my body stand up again, and I cursed angrily in my heart.

Dead pervert!What do you want to do to my wife this time? !