Monkey and Feather

What men need most when they are sad is a big meal, but I have to admit that not everyone can cook food.

Early in the morning, I used all the ingredients I bought in my backpack and cooked several dishes, intending to surprise my brother when he woke up.

But, I was wrong, I'm really not a cook material.

"You did it?" Killing Monk woke up at some point.Maybe it's because of the smell of this dish. It's not necessarily awakened.

"This...is it~" Looking at the dark things in front of me, I looked shy.

The color, fragrance and beauty are not sticky. If you don't introduce this dish, it is estimated that others really don't know what it is.

And I've tasted it, it's a hundred times worse than the food cooked by my aunt in the cafeteria in high school, and it's even more unpalatable than eating flies.

This guy was going to throw it away, but he didn't expect to be discovered by this guy, oops!It's going to be a big embarrassment!

"Is this scrambled eggs with tomatoes?" Killing Monk frowned and chewed.

"Ah!? You've eaten it, you really deserve to be a god!" I actually had a little joy in my heart, and my affection for him increased a little.

"Where's the egg?"

"Um...you turn it down, the big black one is there."

"...This is chili fried pork?"

"Hmm~"

"What about the meat?"

"Well... I was afraid that the meat was not cooked, so I tasted it, and I will taste it after a while... Maybe the meat I bought was too little..." I was embarrassed.

"Tsk~ Are you frying potatoes? Don't cut them open? Stir fry them whole?"

"...Potatoes? I seem to be frying sweet potatoes..."

"...Stir-fried sweet potatoes with chili? Good! Good food!"

"Well, if you like it, eat more, there are still a lot in the pot!"

"...Keep it for the monkey you miss, maybe it can kill him."

"..."

The moonlight was strong, reflecting on the river, and I soaked my feet in the water.

In an instant, my troubles flowed away along the flowing stream.But it was only for a moment, because I knew very well the purpose of my visit this time.

"The moon is so beautiful~" I looked at the big and round moon in the water and muttered to myself.

Killing Monk was sitting far away from me. For some reason, he seemed afraid of water.

He likes to stare blankly at the bright moon in the sky.

Jiujiu said, "The water is very dangerous, very dangerous."

After hearing what he said, I was full of doubts: "What's so dangerous about this water? Is there something terrible in this water?"

I used my own strength to feel the surroundings with my heart, but I didn't notice the existence of very powerful creatures, and the doubts in my heart became deeper.

"There are the scariest things in the world there, very dangerous, very dangerous." Killing Monk seemed to be talking to me, but also seemed to be talking to himself.

I curled my lips and didn't care. Now I am not afraid of anything.

"Who are Qingzhu and Qiumeng?"

I was just asking casually, but I didn't expect Killing Monk to stand up suddenly and shout angrily, "How do you know them?!"

I was startled by his sudden action and almost fell into the water.

"Don't scare me, it's you who always called these two names when you slept. Hey, you must hate each other like me, right?"

I don't know why, but I am getting more and more [-].

After listening to my words, the killing monk regained his original calmness. After a long time, he sighed and spoke slowly.

"One is my master and my only friend. The other is my favorite woman, a fairy."

When the monk said this, there was sadness in his eyes, which was reflected on his terrifying face, which made him even more lovable.

I took out a jug of wine from my backpack, which I had deliberately hidden for fear that he would drink badly.But now I know that only this wine can make him feel better.

Killing Monk stared at me as he took the wine, then shook his head helplessly.

That night, I finally understood that this guy who killed countless people was actually a passionate person with love and righteousness.

Qingzhu is the only friend Shaseng said, and also his master. It is he who teaches Shaseng the skills and teaches him to become a fairy and enter the Tao.

Killing Monk is straightforward and honest, and he doesn't have many friends in the heavenly court. It is always Qingzhu who solves his problems and helps him get promoted step by step.

It didn't take long for him to reach the position above ten thousand people, and became the general of the guards of the Queen of Heaven - the general of the curtain!

But the general had to "kill" him because of a woman named Qiu Meng.

He was originally a killer, the number one killer in the Heavenly Court, he was ordered to take back other people's lives.

Tianhou especially valued him, and this value gradually turned into admiration, which was what everyone else envied and longed for.

But the general is as cold as a piece of ice, just keeping his duty.Even in front of Tianhou, he was still indifferent and never smiled. Even though Tianhou invited the most amusing actor in the world for him, he couldn't make him smile.

But someone can make him laugh, a low-level fairy, Liuli fairy, Qiumeng.

She is the maid beside Tianhou, and at some point, the general's piece of ice was melted by this weak woman.

He and she seemed to have endless conversations, and whenever the two of them were together, the general couldn't hide the joy on his face.

Only then did Tianhou see the general's smile, which fascinated her so much.She is jealous, she is a queen, but she is also a woman,

She couldn't bear the way the general saw her cold face, but was happy with a fairy who was humble and low in her eyes. She wanted to get it or destroy it by all means.

Qiu Meng is like a gift from heaven to the general, for this gift he is willing to give his all, including his life.

After all, Tianhou is Tianhou, she can't kill for no reason for her own selfish desires, and she doesn't want to kill him, she really doesn't want to, who can easily let go of the person she loves after hundreds of millions of years?

The general is like a solid rock, extremely strong, but Tian Hou knows his weakness.

The choice is always the most painful, one is my master who is kind to me, my only friend, and the other is my true love, a woman who is willing to wait with my life.

The general was in a dilemma, he would rather use his own death to let the two of them go in another day.But this is just wishful thinking, and the Queen of Heaven never relents.

Although Qingzhu is getting old, he is not confused. He once gave everything for the general.Now in his twilight years, he is willing to burn the last candle for the general.

Without saying goodbye, he resolutely ended his life and fell from the sky.

The general was unfaithful and unrighteous, he went through untold hardships to find a trace of Qingzhu's breath in the world, and almost exhausted all his divine power to call back Qingzhu's life as a human being.

But the people of this world were finally buried in the hands of the Rootless Demon. Therefore, the general vowed to kill the rootless demon's reincarnation.

After that, Tianhou found an excuse to demote the general to the lower realm, and let Feijian pass through the chest a hundred times in one go for seven days.It wasn't until he was accepted as an apprentice by the later master, Tang Seng, that for the sake of righteousness, the gods punished him lightly and let him make atonement for his sins.

But the general never forgot Qiu Meng. At that time, Qiu Meng had been imprisoned in the Moon Prison and suffered all kinds of torture every day.

After Xitian, he became a golden arhat and resumed his official position, and his reputation became even greater.

He saw the Queen of Heaven again, and this was the first time he knelt down and begged others. He begged the Queen of Heaven to fulfill him and Qiu Meng, even if he was demoted to a mortal.

At that time, there was great chaos in the sky, especially the monstrous monkey Sun Wukong, who never changed his nature and fought against the sky time and time again.

After Tianhou made an agreement with the general, if he could kill or surrender Sun Wukong, he would release Qiumeng and fulfill them.

Only then did the general, for the woman he loves, travel all over the Three Realms, looking for Sun Wukong's whereabouts.

……

After listening to it, I was completely stunned!

This is a bit too fantasy!Not to mention anything else, just this day, it's a bit too vulgar.No matter how you say it, you are a god, god damn it, why did you fall in love with an ugly river monster so hastily?

And that Qiumeng, at best, is at the level of a court lady as we know, why do you love it so much, and your friend, who is too fragile to die.

Well, finally it kind of looks like a game setting.

Killing Monk showed exhaustion on his face. As usual, he drank more and more. I knew that he just wanted to get himself drunk, maybe to escape, maybe to make himself stronger to face all this.

"Ouch~" My stomach felt sour for a while, and I retched again.

"Huh? What's wrong with you?"

"...I..." I blushed suddenly, feeling very ashamed, and stammered.Hesitant to tell the other person the truth.

After thinking about it, I decided to tell him about it, maybe he can help me.

"Well... how should I put it... You may not believe it, even I can't believe it now." I bit my lip, and my voice became softer and softer.

"...I might be pregnant, just last time that demon monkey treated me..."

"Pregnant? No, you are not!" Killing Monk shook his head firmly and said.

"No!? How are you so sure? I did a test in Minecraft, and it showed that I was pregnant!"

My voice was inexplicably loud, and there was an indescribably strange feeling in my heart.

"I'm sure you're not pregnant, I've been a veterinarian before, and I can tell if you're pregnant.

Moreover, I know that monkey, he is really bad, and all the female fairies in the circle know it. "

I sweat... no way!

"...Then why do I always want to vomit?" I still didn't give up.

"Whoever eats the meal you just made will want to throw up..."

"..."

"But, but I am in my world, obviously..."

"Maybe it's not the child, it's something else..."

"What?! Other things? Inside my stomach!?" I almost jumped up in fright, and all kinds of scary movie scenes I had seen appeared in my mind at this moment.

"Well, maybe~"

I'm a little crazy! "My God! We have to find that stinky monkey sooner, I have to settle the old and new grudges with him!!"

Killing Monk looked at me meaningfully, then looked into the dark distance, and said leisurely.

"Soon, soon we'll see him..."