[Bungo Stray Dogs] Ask: Shall we die in love together?

Because the inability to move Osamu Dazai made his plaster problem, we had to choose to push the hospital bed on wheels of Osamu Dazai to walk back.

But the road is inevitably bumpy. Whenever this time, Osamu Dazai would babble like an old man, "Oh, oh, Zhongya, slow down, do you want my plaster cast to fall off? My God, I didn't expect you to be such a Chuya!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked very unhappy, but he had no choice but to fight hard, so he would often jump angrily, but he was still careful with his hands, "Huh? Am I like this? But it's good if your plaster falls off What! I will never have to look at your annoying face again!"

"Oh, Chuya, I don't know if you've heard that being angry all the time is not good for your physical development!" Osamu Dazai suddenly looked as if he had discovered a new world, "Ah! Could it be that Zhongya is short because... ..."

"To shut up!"

If anger can be physical, I guess I can already see the spectacular sight of a volcanic eruption.

In order for Osamu Dazai to "enjoy" our VIP-level treatment more safely, Nakahara Chuya would use his abilities to clean up the road every time, even a small stone would not be spared.

After cleaning up, he continued to push Osamu Dazai towards the port mafia.

Tsk tsk tsk, it can be said that no grass grows wherever you go, and there is nothing on the road you pass!

Then just like that, we walked from the suburbs to the city, and passers-by often made a detour as soon as they saw Dazai Osamu's terrifying big plaster cast, which was simply a perfect humanoid road-opening machine.

"Chuya, I want to eat that! Buy it for me." Osamu Dazai said rascally, crossing his legs.

"Ah? What to eat, we'll be there soon, we'll talk about it when we get back." Nakahara Nakaya still pushed Osamu Dazai cautiously, with a rather impatient tone.

"That's right! The doctor must have said to eat light food! You can't eat fried food!" I booed from the side.

When I go back, I will eat it in front of you, and you will die of hunger.

I thought silently in my heart.

Zhong Yuan also turned his head to look at me, "Aren't you tired? Do you need to take a rest?"

I shook my head, "I'm not tired, I'm not tired, Dad Dazai often trains me like this!"

Anyway, just leave any unexplainable things to Osamu Dazai, who wants to be my father?

Being a father, my guardian, naturally has to bear the responsibility~

"Tsk, Dazai, you are too cruel." Nakahara Nakaya gave me a complicated look, then turned left and right from his pocket and finally found a piece of candy. It seemed that he wanted to give it to me, but he hesitated for a while. I can't give it away, after all, this piece of candy has already melted into a bad shape.

"Tsk, forget it, when the time comes, I'll buy you another big bag of candy, okay?" Zhongyuan Zhong also put away the messy candy and coaxed me like a child.

I nodded excitedly, my eyes full of innocence and excitement of a child.

"Ah, Chuya, it's not fair! Why didn't I!" Osamu Dazai said aggrievedly.

"Huh? How old are you and you still compete for candy with children? Are you a child?!" Nakahara Chuya's attention was diverted all of a sudden, and the little flame of anger in his heart began to slowly rise, "Candy? Okay, then How about this candy for you?"

Nakahara also threw the melted candy into Dazai Osamu's arms, and Dazai Osamu pushed aside the candy wrapper with one hand and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Ah, delicious!" Osamu Dazai exclaimed.

"What's delicious?! Cut." Nakahara Chuya said angrily, and then continued to push Osamu Dazai towards the port mafia.

Finally, after a lot of tossing, we finally transported Osamu Dazai to the room intact.

Zhongyuan Zhongye's tensed forehead was covered with sweat.

"Hey Dazai, don't you feel uncomfortable?" Nakahara Chuya stood aside and asked with his hands on his hips.

"Oh, hiss—it hurts, Chuya, I think my feet are useless, so I have to ask Chuya to take care of me for the rest of my life." Osamu Dazai pretended to be in unbearable pain, and then Secretly observing Chuya Nakahara's face.

Zhong Yuanzhong also panicked for a moment, "What? No way? I'm obviously so careful!"

I staggered to Dazai's side very cooperatively, lying on the side of Dazai's bed, with tears in my eyes, and my tone was crying, "Father Dazai, don't! Why are our father and daughter so miserable? It's so hard to get to know each other." I admit it, Daddy, but Daddy..." He wanted to put a bomb on me every day.

I secretly rolled my eyes, and took Dazai Osamu's other intact hand, "Wuuuuu, Dazai Daddy, don't die!" Before you die, let me know the bandage on your hand!

"Oh my god, we are so pitiful, Chuya!" Osamu Dazai said with emotion.

Tsk, the Oscar statuette is none other than you, Osamu Dazai!

I turned my head to one side, and by the way, quietly pawed at the bandage on Osamu Dazai's hand, and even started to tickle his palm.

Zhong Yuanzhong also seemed very at a loss, obviously not knowing whether to scold Osamu Dazai first or to comfort me who was crying.

Osamu Dazai's whoops and the magic sound of my crying echoed throughout the room.

I quietly raised my head and glanced at Nakahara Nakaya, and saw that he was extremely anxious, pacing back and forth, and finally came to me, and said patiently, "Stop crying, okay? That guy Dazai... No, your father won't If something happens, if it doesn’t work, I’ll take care of you.”

I sniffed, "Really?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also suddenly realized what he said, and just about to correct it, he saw my big watery eyes, so he gritted his teeth and said cruelly: "Yes! I will raise it!"

I coughed to cover up my unbearable smile, then tilted my head and muttered, "Okay."

"God, Chuya, you said you don't like children, you don't envy me, and now you're abducting my daughter!" Osamu Dazai raised his voice exaggeratedly, with the original expression on his face.

"Whispering! Shut up!" Nakahara gave Osamu Dazai a vicious look, then looked at me patiently, "Well, you..."

Before Nakahara Chuya finished speaking, the door of the room was kicked open suddenly, and a boy in black with white hair dyed at the end rushed in anxiously, "Mr. Dazai!!"

When the boy broke through the door, there was a gust of cold wind, which directly hit Osamu Dazai's thin body and messed up Osamu Dazai's hair.It blows like a chicken coop.

I turned my head away and couldn't help laughing.

The boy seemed to have heard my laughter, and suddenly turned his head to look at me gloomyly, "What are you laughing at?"

"Hey Akutagawa," Nakahara said, "Don't scare her, she is Dazai's daughter."

No, I'm not his daughter.

I complained.

"You are the daughter of Mr. Dazai in the legend?" Akutagawa looked down at me after hearing this, put his hands in his pockets, and then said in a vicious tone, "You are not worthy to be Mr. Dazai's daughter at all!"

Well, I know what you're going to say, Osamu Dazai, a big trotter, managed to create a perfect image of himself as a loving daughter, and then I successfully became a weakness that would drag Dazai in the eyes of Akutagawa .But what can I do?Obviously your idol recognized me as his daughter!

Wait, it will drag down Osamu Dazai's weakness? ? ?I?

I suddenly turned my head to look at Osamu Dazai, and I saw him looking at me with a smile on his face.

! ! !This shit!

I suddenly felt that I might not only be able to foresee the future battle with Akutagawa for Dazai, but also various abductions and kidnappings.

As for Akutagawa, the enemy has obviously sounded a level [-] red alert, and in his eyes, I must have become the first hateful human being to be killed.

But it couldn't kill me, which raised his dislike for me again.

Regarding the kidnapping... Dazai has made countless enemies, and I am a target now!

Whoops, fuck it.

In the days to come, we might not only have to beware of Osamu Dazai, a big trotter, but also all kinds of "surprises" from Akutagawa, plus threats and lures from Osamu Dazai's enemies.

One word, miserable.

But fortunately, just now I recognized another father.

Don't panic, don't be afraid.

So, dear Nakahara Chuya, my stable life depends on you!

I believe you!

You are the angel who saved me from the fire and water!

But in order to prevent Nakahara from knowing that I was the culprit who injured Osamu Dazai and leave me alone, I decided to find another umbrella.

After all the members of the port mafia have become my relatives, won't I be invincible? !Don't you stop being cowardly? !

perfect!

It's just a confession, not cowardly.

I'm the one to be the baby bump of the port mafia.That kind of bodyguard with one bodyguard on the left hand, one bodyguard on the right hand, one bodyguard in the front, and one bodyguard in the back, and the surrounding airtight baby bumps!

When I let go of my shame and even stepped on myself a few times, being shameless is no longer difficult.

Isn't it just shameless?I can even take it off and step on it.

There is a saying that goes well, if a tree does not need bark, it will surely die, if a person is shameless, he is invincible!

The world is invincible!

Fellow port mafia!The life of this baby bump is up to you!

But, even if people take the initiative to disturb me...

I'm not afraid either.

Just right, try another method of suicide.

I looked up and smiled sweetly.

But before that, I have to settle accounts with Dazai Osamu, that big pig's trotter.

"What are you laughing at?" Akutagawa asked with a sullen face.

I pouted instantly, my voice was sweeter than honey, "Tai~zai~baba~ this person is fierce to me! Bad guy, bad guy, bad guy!"

Anyway, the relationship with Akutagawa is absolutely irreversible, and I can't imagine how we can love Akutagawa. If this is the case, then let the storm come more violently!

Killer!One of the privileges of a child: complaining.

Oh ho ho ho ho, Akutagawa must hate me even more!

Come on, afraid of you?

"Tai·zai·baba~" I shook my head, babbling.

I feel that if one day I really die, it must be because of a slap in the face.

See, it's called a beating.

The author has something to say:

Nakahara is also a father

Eldest daughter Osamu Dazai: Chuya, I’m going to be disabled~

Youngest daughter, world-weary: Zhongye, I want Tangtang~

Chuya... Chuya was in a hurry.

Dazai becomes father

Eldest daughter Chuya Nakahara: (Various irritability)

Second daughter Akutagawa: Mr. Dazai, please tell me what you need.

The third daughter, world-weary: Tai Zai Ba Ba~

Dazai... Dazai laughed treacherously.