"Enkidu, you—you calm down."

I bent my knees and squatted on the top of the eight-meter-high slide, holding a railing tightly with both hands, not only "two-strand wars", but my whole body was shaking like chaff.

"There's something to say, I don't think it's - it's - it's not enough..."

"? It doesn't matter. Although the facilities made by Jill are exaggerated, they are all safe."

Enkidu comforted me softly and said:

"For Heroic Spirits."

This is not consolation at all——————! ! ! ! !

"Sorry, just kidding."

Probably because seeing my face turn blue, Enkidu put one hand on my shivering shoulder, restrained his smile and said seriously:

"Don't worry. I'm also a Servant, and I will definitely protect the Master's safety."

"No, no, it's not just about physical security..."

Of course I believe that Enkidu can protect me unscathed, but I can't believe my fragile and slender heart.Such an ups and downs, nine twists and turns slide is really a double challenge to my skin and internal organs.

Maybe my heart would blow itself out before my butt could spontaneously ignite from the heat from the friction.

"..."

Just when I was in a dilemma, I saw a dark figure passing under the slide, standing still without a trace.

For some reason, that figure was still wearing a sun hat and a long coat resembling a captain's uniform in the swimming pool...

(...wait a minute, hat and coat?)

Taking a closer look, the man pulled the brim of his hat very low, changed his hairstyle, and wore a pair of deceptive round-frame glasses on his face, but no matter how you look at it, he is the King of the Grottoes, isn't he? ! !

"...??? No, how did he change his clothes so quickly? Although I knew he was dressed like this in the game..."

Could it be that my krypton gold ability has developed new functions and new operations, which can be directly imported into the spirit clothing system to transform the game spirit clothing I unlocked into real clothing?

That's not right, am I not finished yet?My Cave King of Chaldea hasn't put on his swimming trunks yet!

"oops."

Enkidu also sighed softly beside me, revealing some unexpected clarity in his emotion: "It seems that he has already prepared everything."

"..."

The Cave King didn't say a word, and didn't give any explanation for his complete outfit. He just fished out a swimming ring from behind as if conjuring (because the movement is so smooth, I almost doubt that he took it out of the four-dimensional underpants), Holding the swimming ring by his side with one hand, he stretched out an arm facing us, and waved it carelessly twice.

(...What, what does this mean??)

("Even though it's slippery, I'll keep going, I won't drown"...???)

No, wait a minute, before that, I didn't want to slide down from here at all! ! !

"Master."

However, Enkidu has gracefully knelt down on one knee at the entrance of the slideway, with his slender fingertips still around one of my wrists, and he is looking at me expectantly:

"Just once, can't you?"

I:"………………………………"

After 1 minute, I kicked my legs straight as if I was dead, and sat upright on the top of the slide like a zombie.

—what else can I say?

——The word "color" is a knife in the head.If I die in the future, I will probably become a bouquet of flower fertilizer under the peony flowers.

Speaking of which, if you look down and take a closer look, you will find that the surface of the swimming ring that the cave king took out is covered with inconspicuous dark | cat patterns.Every cat face is round and plump, with a wide smile on his face, which seems to reveal some secret hobby of his that is not humane.

If it was normal, I would definitely turn my face away and secretly smile, and then tell myself in my heart, "Give him a couple of orange cats when I go home."

But at this moment, the cave king's cat swimming ring fell in my eyes, but it was very similar to the emoji commonly used by Chinese colleagues, "Today I am a tearful cat. I don't curse, I just cry."

"Enkidu, I still have a few last words... Bah, I want to say a few words..."

My lips trembling in the form of a tearful cat head, I managed to pry open my rattling teeth.

"You, before you slide down, can you count down from ten to one, and give me a little time to prepare mentally..."

"Hey, do you want to start counting from ten? Usually not from three..."

"Please start with ten! Please!!"

I clasped my hands together and begged without restraint, and then realized that I had nowhere to rely on after I let go of the armrest, so I hurriedly put my hands down again.

"Well, yes."

Enkidu nodded amiably and graciously, then sat down behind me with his legs spread apart, stretched out his hand without any grievances or evil thoughts, and wrapped it around my shoulders like when we first met.

(...Ah, luckily it's Enkidu sitting behind me. If it's someone else, male or female, I seem to have bumped into something I shouldn't have...)

"Then, I'm going to start counting down."

"Okay, okay!!"

I tensed my body suddenly as if getting an electric shock, and at the same time closed my eyes unconsciously, only daring to secretly open a gap to peek out.

Unexpectedly, I almost fell on this seam all my life.

First of all, I saw from the corner of my eye—near another slide next to us, a woman was dragging a scarf... no, it was a white with purple, the same color as the scarf With a big hairy tail, and a half|naked demon fox attached to the tail, striding up to the high platform.

……how to say.

The demon fox in this world is probably responsible for playing such funny roles as "Merlin who was kicked in the face by Fufu" and "Team Rocket who was blown away by [-] volts".

It's so tragic.Even knowing that he used to be a pervert who made stuffed girls, I couldn't help laughing.

"You fox, tell me yourself. What did you do today?"

Perhaps aware of my bewildered gaze, the perverted fox's perverted ability user raised a slender hand and stroked his tail, looking provocative and terrifying, provocative and threatening.

"Did you strike up a conversation with that lovely, 14-year-old Ms. Medea? Did you say to her 'Oh, beautiful foreign girl, you are Xiaosheng's destiny'?"

Speaking of this, the female supernatural person's tone sank, and she pressed her head down like a heavy hammer. Even I, an observer, couldn't help but secretly startled.

"I said, what do you mean, you. Do you look down on me? Do you dislike me for being too old?? Are there other fateful people out there???"

"Well, uh..."

Yaohu coughed weakly, "Why, why do you know...Xiaosheng was obviously very cautious, caught the moment when Miss Medea went to buy a drink, dived quietly, and left the pool from the deep water area where there are few people..."

"Hehehe. Needless to say? Because I saw that you were sneaky and stared at the little girl in a daze, so I was careful and went around the back of the vending machine one step ahead. After all, you see, you do I have been a serial killer | maniac, I am also a woman who has been a stalker."

The supernatural being had a kind face, and lovingly scooped up a handful of white hairs and rubbed them against his face.

"What a soft fur. I won't squeeze you today. You apply shower gel all over your body and slide down from here. I will forgive you this time."

I:"…………"

...the devil, the devil.

(No, now is not the time to worry about the demon fox...)

Before I could clean up my mood and face my journey of the devil, I heard a burst of gentle laughter, and a visitor slowly climbed on the other side of the high platform.

"What a coincidence, little sister. Are you also here to educate yourself about your disobedient abilities?"

"...?"

(Which fairy is this time???)

Lured by curiosity, I opened my eyelids an inch, and looked towards the source of the laughter calmly.

Appearing in front of us is also a woman—to be precise, a graceful and beautiful young woman. Behind her is a tall, handsome young man who squints his eyes into a thin slit just like me... …

... No, if you squint like me, isn't that the fuck Tristan? ! !

Tristan, one of the knights of the round table, is also known as "the most beautiful man of the round table". Not only is his face correct, his temperament is elegant, but he is also versatile. It can be said that he is a perfect knight who fully meets the expectations of girls.Although he has some unknown wife|wife hobbies, it doesn't hurt, after all, there is a younger brother who likes a wife|wife every time.

(Besides, isn’t Tristan’s supernatural being his wife? What else could he do…)

"Xiao Cui, tell yourself."

With a tone that is exactly the same as that of the demon fox supernatural being, the charming wife smiled and picked up Tristan's red hair, a pair of benevolent bright eyes bent into a pair of crescent moons.

"Did you strike up a conversation with the beautiful and charming Mrs. Irisviel just now? What do you mean, look down on me?? Is there someone else|wife outside???"

Me: "Pfft————"

Is that even for you——? ! ! ! !

Old Cui, what are you doing? Old Cui, what should we do with the reputation of the Knights of the Round Table? ! !I'm going to call and tell your king right now! ! !Although I don't know her phone number! ! !

"Master, please listen to my explanation."

Because Tristan seldom opened his eyes, it was difficult for others to tell whether he was dreaming or waking up from his appearance. At this moment, his expression was as if he was in a nightmare.

"I... I just said hello to that lady, and exchanged a few casual greetings. I have absolutely no intention of doing anything wrong..."

"Really? Just right, I heard from friends in the Secret Service that Mrs. Irisviel's husband was also summoned in Kyoto. I will call now to ask his opinion—"

Tristan: "Please wait!!!!"

"Just kidding. I'm also reluctant to let you be headshot by a sniper rifle."

The wife smiled slightly, and at the same time raised a slender and white finger like a spring onion, and walked down the high platform:

"It's a pity, there are no extra slides here. Xiao Cui, if you jump from here, I will forgive you this time."

(Jump down...?)

(If I remember correctly, this kind of punishment game...it seems that Tristan can't help...)

Before I had time to react, I only heard Tristan let out a long sigh of relief as if he had been pardoned, and immediately responded "I obey" neatly.Immediately afterwards, like the Cave King, he took out a bow from the four-dimensional swimming trunks—or rather, a harp, and while plucking the strings, he jumped out of the high platform fearlessly.

Then, a miraculous scene happened that trampled on my common sense of physics.

Tristan eased his fall with sonic reflections (yes, sonic reflections), and glided gracefully through the air playing the harp, humming the extremely approachable lyrics:

"Ifly~~~~~"

"puff---------"

This time, I coincidentally with the demon fox supernatural beings who stopped to watch on the other side, and sprayed them out in unison.

Unfortunately, the demon fox was holding an opened bottle of shower gel in his hand.

There was nothing wrong with what she sprayed, but the bottle of shower gel accidentally flew out of her hand, and just poured it on me, and part of it spilled on my buttocks.

And I subconsciously let go of the armrest to cover the shower gel, and I was splashed straight on my head. I lost my support in an instant, my center of gravity was unstable, and I just swooped down along the slide in a daze.

Seeing me slipping, Enkidu naturally stretched out his hand to pull me, but he didn't know whether he didn't react in time or was trying to have fun. Instead of stopping me from sliding, he slid down with great interest behind me! ! !

My screams echoed in the wind:

"Say-yes-of-count-to-ten-does-"

What's more unfortunate is that at the same time as we were rushing towards the water, the demon fox probably felt that "everyone else has jumped, and I can't fall behind", so he simply pushed the demon fox down and joined us. A neat and clanging threesome.

It's fine if she doesn't push it down, this push and shower gel help out, it can be said that the effect is outstanding, the demon fox instantly turns into an unstoppable fox-shaped cannonball.It was too late and then too soon, we experienced two baptisms of slides with nine bends and eighteen bends respectively, swooping out like two koi jumping over the dragon gate, and just in time for the cave king waiting at the bottom of the slide to greet us, Seeing that the three parties are about to collide passionately face to face.

The scene was like this:

Cave King: "Akane!!!!!!"

Yaohu: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

Me: "Ah, ah, you two Shimazaki Nobunaga don't talk together, I can't hear who is who!!!!"

Right at this moment-

"Karna aaaaaaaaaaaa————!!!!"

The third Shimazaki Nobunaga——Ajuna galloped in a straight line without looking sideways, and the magic vortex swept around him set off a stormy sea, which happened to separate us from the demon fox, and by the way, unstoppable demons from me and Enkidu acceleration.

Thanks to his protection, I was able to fall into the water smoothly without any danger, and before the water surface overflowed the tip of my nose, I was scooped up by the cave king who came riding the wind and waves.

(...By the way, why is the word "ride the wind and waves" used in the swimming pool?)

In my dimly conscious mind, I silently uttered a common-sense soul question.

"..."

At the same time, I also noticed that after the cave king found out that I was safe and sound, his tangled eyebrows gradually relaxed, his expression changed from cloudy to sunny, from full of anxiety to a gratified and helpless smile.

"...Cy. Are you having fun?"

As he said that, he didn't let go of the hand that lifted me out of the water.

"Ah I……"

Very hot.

Lacking the barrier of heavy clothes in normal times, for me who was drenched all over, the heat transferred from the body temperature of the other party was too hot, almost burning all the way from the arms and shoulders to the face.

For a moment, I really wanted to bury my hot cheeks in the snow to cool down.Unfortunately, in summer, this is usually an unfulfilled wish.

So I had no choice but to lower my face, lower still, and extrude a breathless voice from my chest:

"...Well. Although the rapids are scary, I am very happy to have you following me."

The author has something to say: the title is getting more and more hideous (roll

Earl, the pool lifeguard, likes the cat head swimming ring, although he doesn't say

Sissy fell from high altitude again, this time she was finally hugged by the princess, it was not easy

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Tristan’s stalk: He can glide in the air with sound waves, shouting Ifly while flying; during the third swimsuit period, he tried to strike up a conversation with Mrs. Allie, and Kiritsugu was behind him “I want to kill him”

CV stalk: The CVs of Yaohu, Arjuna, and Earl are all Shimazaki Nobunaga, which is triple the happiness

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