Super power krypton gold [Comprehensive]
Chapter 26 You Can't Beat Me
"... Karna?"
The Cave King raised an eyebrow, and smiled wryly at the absurd narration that Joan of Arc Alter and I said.
"And, he is still wearing armor and wandering the streets of Tokyo in the 21st century, holding a frying pan in his hand, fighting off the villains who attack women? Master, this is not a funny joke."
"But if it's true, it's downright funny."
I rushed into my bedroom, picked up my laptop and ran back to the living room, "I'm going to check the recent summoning records of 'supernatural life forms' to see if there is any Karna."
"Aren't you jealous?"
As usual, Joan didn't have a good face, and gave me a half-sarcastic glance, "That's not your Karna."
"What are you talking about? Karna is a hero of charity and never refuses a request, so someone else's Karna is equivalent to my Karna."
I beamed and pressed the power button, "Besides, he doesn't necessarily have a Master."
"Huh?" Joan was puzzled, "I said, what does this mean?"
"It means...Master, be careful."
The Cave King was halfway through the explanation on my behalf, and suddenly cut off his speech, and stretched out an arm to embrace me.And it wasn't until I sat next to him that I realized it belatedly—I was so excited just now that I almost sat on the orange cat curled up on the sofa.
...it looks so much like a cushion! !
"Meow~"
The orange cat boss looked up at me unhappily, and swept his furry tail across my arm, as if he was very dissatisfied with my attitude of acting like no one else.
"sorry Sorry."
I hurriedly put my palms together to apologize, "I almost forgot that you are the master, I haven't greeted you today. Do you want Xiaoyu?"
"Meow, meow~~"
Well, judging from the tone, I guess he meant "present".
"It's not cute."
Seeing the orange cat come to open its mouth and never stretch out its hand, Joan of Arc showed an awkward expression of homophobic repulsion, "Anyway, if you want to give it away, it's better to give it a female cat. Look at you, please come back some kind of uncle. "
"The female cat may also be a fierce aunt, the kind who fights and dances in the square."
I stroked the orange cat's slick back with one hand, and began to operate the computer with all five fingers flying with the other.
"Supernatural life form, Servant, Karna, the scope is set to the whole of Japan... OK, let's start the search. The search is complete."
"So fast!!"
Joan of Arc almost slammed her chin on the orange cat, "You didn't stop at all! Why, your Special Agents... are so well-developed in Yinquan?"
Apparently she wasn't too familiar with the word "engine", but life was precious, and I ignored it in my will to survive.
"No, alter kiss."
I turned the computer screen to her, "The reason why it is so fast is because [the result is zero]. As I expected, none of the supernatural beings registered so far have summoned Karna. That's right, normal supernatural powers How can a capable person let him go out in armor and throw the blame?"
"??? So, his Master has not been registered?"
"It's a possibility."
I smiled and raised two fingers, showing a happy V: "Another possibility is that he does not have a Master, and is a 'free character' who is alone."
——The so-called "free character" is an extremely rare situation even in the special agent department.
In addition to our summoning system abilities, some people's abilities can also create materialization, but the role between the person and the materialization will not establish a connection.For example, if there is a person with the ability to "turn Tokyo into a world of ghosts and souls", then the characters in "Reaper" will collectively appear in reality, but the person with the ability is not even a P for them .
Or, if there is a hunter fan whose ability is "turn Ikebukuro into Meteor Street"...
Then Tokyo is over.
In a sense, this is an extremely sad ability.In the past, there was a female player who successfully materialized Jiang Xuezuo's text, but she couldn't move the heart of this eminent monk anyway (to be honest, even with the identity of a god judge, it is difficult to do).She was disheartened by this, and even once considered cutting off her hair to become a nun. Like Jiang Xue, the Qingdeng Ancient Buddha's remaining life was counted as gray.
By the way, this female high school hero later turned her grief and anger into strength and persuaded Jiang Xue to return to her hometown to farm with herself.Although she failed to reap a consummate love, she seems to have become a large agricultural household with an output of [-] per mu, and she reported to us sincerely in the email:
"I thought about it later, 'You plow the fields and I weave, and I fetch water and you water the garden'. Isn't this rounding off a marriage?"
... She is really suitable to be a Jiang Xue fan.
well, let's get back to business.
"Overall, I think that's the case for Karna."
I asserted confidently, "It's still the same sentence, which sand sculpture with supernatural powers will let him wear gold fat to go to the street for the first time? Do you think the return rate is not high enough, or the police didn't come fast enough?"
"..."
Four pairs of eyes in the family turned to me.Except for Hotaru, I feel like everyone else is saying:
[Aren't you just a sand sculpture? 】
"In any case, the owner of the hot pot restaurant has found the right person this time."
The Cave King also seemed to be somewhat interested in this matter, and he turned to me with a meaningful smile and said: "Finding out the identity of the supernatural beings and looking for the wandering followers are all tasks of the Secret Service. Master , the boss is providing you with clues."
"That's right! Maybe I can still make a contribution by capturing Karna and handing him over to the country—to be precise, handing him over to myself, so I can get promoted and get rich and reach the pinnacle of my life!"
When it comes to job performance, I have as much drive as I do confidence.
"Okay, let's look up the sighting records of the 'mysterious man in tights'! Since Karna didn't deliberately hide his identity, I think there should be many people who discovered him."
(Of course, most people should only consider him a coser.)
"Sorry to interrupt."
Yaken crossed the cooking table and shouted to me, waving a kitchen knife in his hand, "General, we will meet Brother Gu Gu at noon tomorrow? What do you plan to do after that?"
"Don't worry, I've made everything clear."
In high spirits, I showed a notebook, which was densely written with tomorrow's itinerary and a colorful navigation map.
"Meet at the entrance of Jiexin Park at noon, eat the prepared bento together, then go to the amusement park together, go to the hotpot restaurant in Yurou Township in the evening, go home after eating the hotpot, and play board games together. Then everyone is almost tired, today The two of them can stay here tonight, and then become mine once and for all..."
"Well, I think she is hopeless."
Joan looked at me coldly and said.
"Drag it out. I live frugally on weekdays, but I'm willing to spend my money in order to win over outsiders."
"What's the point of dragging the Patriarch out?"
Yaken buried his head and concentrated on chopping vegetables, "Tomorrow will be my family gathering with brother Gu Gu, and the general wants to support me to some extent. In other words, the general doesn't want brother Gu Gu to think, 'I'm not doing well here. '."
"And besides, I also want to go to the amusement park."
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bsp; Hotaru raised his hands in agreement, "The weather is also very good recently! In the past, everyone would go out to play together every spring!"
"Yes, is that so. Did she really think of this step..."
Although Joan was still a little hesitant, she had clearly begun to waver.
Well done.Yaoyan, Yingwan.
As long as you are here, I believe my harem will never rise... Ahem, I didn't say anything.
"Master."
The Cave King said lightly, bringing back the topic of coquettish drifting all the way, "Come here first and take a look. There seems to be quite a lot of sighting information about Karna on the Internet."
"Really?! But, what did he do... what..."
The moment I saw the computer screen, I was struck by lightning, and I was speechless for a moment.
Regarding the topic of "a man in tights wearing gold and fat clothes", a special building has been built on the forum, and the people who eat melons in the building are discussing it in full swing.
Judging from the sighting information, Karna can be considered cautious when going out, and is usually found in the early morning and night, in places where there are few people.
As for why and how he was discovered——
"I was robbed of my bag by a biker on my way home from get off work yesterday, and it was this guy in tights who helped me snatch it back. I think he's running at Mach 20!" 』
"My mother fell down while crossing the road today, just when the red light was on, it was this little brother who helped her up and sent her to the side of the road.A good person lives a safe life! 』
"My son is too!Ashamed to say, he sneaked out of the house to play games the night before, but was pestered by a few gangsters. It is said that a golden fat hero rescued him and sent him all the way back to the door.Find this fat man by real name, we will send him a pennant! 』
……
I:"………………"
In other words, Karna is——
[Because I did too many good people and good deeds along the way, so I was exposed]! ! ! ! !
How do I feel that Karna is already sharing our work without turning it over to the state?
I turned down this high-rise building all the way, more and more dumbfounded, with distorted expressions, until finally, a message that was completely different from the previous content came into view:
"I might know where this fat man lives. 』
"The thing is like this.Opposite my house lived a house squatting who never left home. It is said that he was mentally stimulated. I haven’t seen him for four or five years. Only couriers and takeaways are delivered to my door.But recently, I found a strange man who matches your description, who goes in and out of that house every day, and sometimes comes back to buy food and daily necessities. 』
"So I wonder if he is a friend or relative who is squatting at home, and came here to take care of him..."
"However, I don't think it's useful.Five years, how can it be possible to return to society? 』
……
"How, Master?"
The Cave King supported his cheek with one hand, and a teasing smile appeared in his eyes.
And I've started calling the city police:
"Hello? Bro, please check your IP address."
The city policeman was extremely efficient, and within 5 minutes he gave me the detailed address, information and phone number of the "squat at the opposite door".
"Isn't this considered sexual assault?"
Joan Alter muttered softly behind me.
"A person with supernatural powers has no **."
The Cave King shrugged, "This is the price of ability. For extremely dangerous supernatural beings, the state even has the power to restrict their personal freedom."
"Oh? So, Akane isn't extremely dangerous..."
"Who knows. If she summons a Berserker that she can't even control herself one day, it will be hard to say. If she summons a dangerous person like Seseiin, she might be executed on the spot."
"..."
I couldn't help shivering when I heard this.But looking back on my smooth summoning experience so far, I decided to put this pessimistic imagination aside.
Just in time, the call to squatting at home was also connected at this time.
"Hey?"
Considering that the other party might have very delicate nerves, I said in a gentle voice as much as possible, "Hello, I am from the household registration department, and I would like to ask you to understand something. Is there a person in your family recently..."
"Stop talking!!! I don't know anything!!!!!!"
The other party suddenly opened his throat and yelled. I only felt a "hum" in my eardrums, and even the mobile phone seemed to be stimulated by the shrill cry, and suddenly burst out a series of piercing electric sounds.
Of course, it could just be that it's time for my phone to die.
"It seems you know something."
I simply did not play Tai Chi with him, and asked straightforwardly: "You are a supernatural person, and the man who recently appeared at your house is Karna, a follower from the "Fate" series, right? May I ask, are you Is it his Master??"
"........."
Without warning, the other side suddenly fell into a weird silence.
Just when I was puzzled, a sob as thin as a mosquito gnat was faintly heard in my ear:
"Uh... no, I'm not..."
Sure enough.
However, the distressed tone of the other party prevented me from yelling "that's great" on the spot, so I could only continue to ask in a persuasive manner:
"So, what is your ability? Do you know your ability?"
"My... ability is..."
The man whimpered halfway through the speech, and suddenly burst into tears in a "wow.jpg" style: "That's right, it's my ability! It's my ability that made Karna appear!! How could it happen in the world? With abilities like mine, do you look down on people, play tricks on me, don’t you even deserve to have normal abilities?!”
"Calm down."
After years of experience, I have long been calm about the curious and idiotic abilities that fill the world, "There must be many strange abilities in the world, but you have never heard of them. Besides, you can make Karna Isn't it amazing to appear?"
"You know what a fart!!!"
The man was crying and cursing, and I could almost feel his tears and saliva spurting into my ears along with the electromagnetic waves.
"Do you know what my ability is? You just say that?? Let me tell you, there can be no more stupid, useless, and inexplicable ability than this in the world!! I also appeared after Karna Only then did I realize that 'this is my ability', if I had known five years earlier, I wouldn't even be at home, I would have jumped straight to Tokyo Bay!!!"
"Tell you, my ability is—"
"If I don't go out, don't work for five years, eat junk food for three meals a day, play games for more than 12 hours a day, and turn myself into a useless squatting at home, [there will be a character that my crush likes. At the door of her house]!!!!!!”
"What the hell are you saying I'm trying to figure out, huh???!!!!"
I:"……………………"
Row.
This time, I, Old Qian, lost.Convinced to lose.
You are still worse.
The Cave King raised an eyebrow, and smiled wryly at the absurd narration that Joan of Arc Alter and I said.
"And, he is still wearing armor and wandering the streets of Tokyo in the 21st century, holding a frying pan in his hand, fighting off the villains who attack women? Master, this is not a funny joke."
"But if it's true, it's downright funny."
I rushed into my bedroom, picked up my laptop and ran back to the living room, "I'm going to check the recent summoning records of 'supernatural life forms' to see if there is any Karna."
"Aren't you jealous?"
As usual, Joan didn't have a good face, and gave me a half-sarcastic glance, "That's not your Karna."
"What are you talking about? Karna is a hero of charity and never refuses a request, so someone else's Karna is equivalent to my Karna."
I beamed and pressed the power button, "Besides, he doesn't necessarily have a Master."
"Huh?" Joan was puzzled, "I said, what does this mean?"
"It means...Master, be careful."
The Cave King was halfway through the explanation on my behalf, and suddenly cut off his speech, and stretched out an arm to embrace me.And it wasn't until I sat next to him that I realized it belatedly—I was so excited just now that I almost sat on the orange cat curled up on the sofa.
...it looks so much like a cushion! !
"Meow~"
The orange cat boss looked up at me unhappily, and swept his furry tail across my arm, as if he was very dissatisfied with my attitude of acting like no one else.
"sorry Sorry."
I hurriedly put my palms together to apologize, "I almost forgot that you are the master, I haven't greeted you today. Do you want Xiaoyu?"
"Meow, meow~~"
Well, judging from the tone, I guess he meant "present".
"It's not cute."
Seeing the orange cat come to open its mouth and never stretch out its hand, Joan of Arc showed an awkward expression of homophobic repulsion, "Anyway, if you want to give it away, it's better to give it a female cat. Look at you, please come back some kind of uncle. "
"The female cat may also be a fierce aunt, the kind who fights and dances in the square."
I stroked the orange cat's slick back with one hand, and began to operate the computer with all five fingers flying with the other.
"Supernatural life form, Servant, Karna, the scope is set to the whole of Japan... OK, let's start the search. The search is complete."
"So fast!!"
Joan of Arc almost slammed her chin on the orange cat, "You didn't stop at all! Why, your Special Agents... are so well-developed in Yinquan?"
Apparently she wasn't too familiar with the word "engine", but life was precious, and I ignored it in my will to survive.
"No, alter kiss."
I turned the computer screen to her, "The reason why it is so fast is because [the result is zero]. As I expected, none of the supernatural beings registered so far have summoned Karna. That's right, normal supernatural powers How can a capable person let him go out in armor and throw the blame?"
"??? So, his Master has not been registered?"
"It's a possibility."
I smiled and raised two fingers, showing a happy V: "Another possibility is that he does not have a Master, and is a 'free character' who is alone."
——The so-called "free character" is an extremely rare situation even in the special agent department.
In addition to our summoning system abilities, some people's abilities can also create materialization, but the role between the person and the materialization will not establish a connection.For example, if there is a person with the ability to "turn Tokyo into a world of ghosts and souls", then the characters in "Reaper" will collectively appear in reality, but the person with the ability is not even a P for them .
Or, if there is a hunter fan whose ability is "turn Ikebukuro into Meteor Street"...
Then Tokyo is over.
In a sense, this is an extremely sad ability.In the past, there was a female player who successfully materialized Jiang Xuezuo's text, but she couldn't move the heart of this eminent monk anyway (to be honest, even with the identity of a god judge, it is difficult to do).She was disheartened by this, and even once considered cutting off her hair to become a nun. Like Jiang Xue, the Qingdeng Ancient Buddha's remaining life was counted as gray.
By the way, this female high school hero later turned her grief and anger into strength and persuaded Jiang Xue to return to her hometown to farm with herself.Although she failed to reap a consummate love, she seems to have become a large agricultural household with an output of [-] per mu, and she reported to us sincerely in the email:
"I thought about it later, 'You plow the fields and I weave, and I fetch water and you water the garden'. Isn't this rounding off a marriage?"
... She is really suitable to be a Jiang Xue fan.
well, let's get back to business.
"Overall, I think that's the case for Karna."
I asserted confidently, "It's still the same sentence, which sand sculpture with supernatural powers will let him wear gold fat to go to the street for the first time? Do you think the return rate is not high enough, or the police didn't come fast enough?"
"..."
Four pairs of eyes in the family turned to me.Except for Hotaru, I feel like everyone else is saying:
[Aren't you just a sand sculpture? 】
"In any case, the owner of the hot pot restaurant has found the right person this time."
The Cave King also seemed to be somewhat interested in this matter, and he turned to me with a meaningful smile and said: "Finding out the identity of the supernatural beings and looking for the wandering followers are all tasks of the Secret Service. Master , the boss is providing you with clues."
"That's right! Maybe I can still make a contribution by capturing Karna and handing him over to the country—to be precise, handing him over to myself, so I can get promoted and get rich and reach the pinnacle of my life!"
When it comes to job performance, I have as much drive as I do confidence.
"Okay, let's look up the sighting records of the 'mysterious man in tights'! Since Karna didn't deliberately hide his identity, I think there should be many people who discovered him."
(Of course, most people should only consider him a coser.)
"Sorry to interrupt."
Yaken crossed the cooking table and shouted to me, waving a kitchen knife in his hand, "General, we will meet Brother Gu Gu at noon tomorrow? What do you plan to do after that?"
"Don't worry, I've made everything clear."
In high spirits, I showed a notebook, which was densely written with tomorrow's itinerary and a colorful navigation map.
"Meet at the entrance of Jiexin Park at noon, eat the prepared bento together, then go to the amusement park together, go to the hotpot restaurant in Yurou Township in the evening, go home after eating the hotpot, and play board games together. Then everyone is almost tired, today The two of them can stay here tonight, and then become mine once and for all..."
"Well, I think she is hopeless."
Joan looked at me coldly and said.
"Drag it out. I live frugally on weekdays, but I'm willing to spend my money in order to win over outsiders."
"What's the point of dragging the Patriarch out?"
Yaken buried his head and concentrated on chopping vegetables, "Tomorrow will be my family gathering with brother Gu Gu, and the general wants to support me to some extent. In other words, the general doesn't want brother Gu Gu to think, 'I'm not doing well here. '."
"And besides, I also want to go to the amusement park."
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This chapter is not over, click on the next page to continue reading
bsp; Hotaru raised his hands in agreement, "The weather is also very good recently! In the past, everyone would go out to play together every spring!"
"Yes, is that so. Did she really think of this step..."
Although Joan was still a little hesitant, she had clearly begun to waver.
Well done.Yaoyan, Yingwan.
As long as you are here, I believe my harem will never rise... Ahem, I didn't say anything.
"Master."
The Cave King said lightly, bringing back the topic of coquettish drifting all the way, "Come here first and take a look. There seems to be quite a lot of sighting information about Karna on the Internet."
"Really?! But, what did he do... what..."
The moment I saw the computer screen, I was struck by lightning, and I was speechless for a moment.
Regarding the topic of "a man in tights wearing gold and fat clothes", a special building has been built on the forum, and the people who eat melons in the building are discussing it in full swing.
Judging from the sighting information, Karna can be considered cautious when going out, and is usually found in the early morning and night, in places where there are few people.
As for why and how he was discovered——
"I was robbed of my bag by a biker on my way home from get off work yesterday, and it was this guy in tights who helped me snatch it back. I think he's running at Mach 20!" 』
"My mother fell down while crossing the road today, just when the red light was on, it was this little brother who helped her up and sent her to the side of the road.A good person lives a safe life! 』
"My son is too!Ashamed to say, he sneaked out of the house to play games the night before, but was pestered by a few gangsters. It is said that a golden fat hero rescued him and sent him all the way back to the door.Find this fat man by real name, we will send him a pennant! 』
……
I:"………………"
In other words, Karna is——
[Because I did too many good people and good deeds along the way, so I was exposed]! ! ! ! !
How do I feel that Karna is already sharing our work without turning it over to the state?
I turned down this high-rise building all the way, more and more dumbfounded, with distorted expressions, until finally, a message that was completely different from the previous content came into view:
"I might know where this fat man lives. 』
"The thing is like this.Opposite my house lived a house squatting who never left home. It is said that he was mentally stimulated. I haven’t seen him for four or five years. Only couriers and takeaways are delivered to my door.But recently, I found a strange man who matches your description, who goes in and out of that house every day, and sometimes comes back to buy food and daily necessities. 』
"So I wonder if he is a friend or relative who is squatting at home, and came here to take care of him..."
"However, I don't think it's useful.Five years, how can it be possible to return to society? 』
……
"How, Master?"
The Cave King supported his cheek with one hand, and a teasing smile appeared in his eyes.
And I've started calling the city police:
"Hello? Bro, please check your IP address."
The city policeman was extremely efficient, and within 5 minutes he gave me the detailed address, information and phone number of the "squat at the opposite door".
"Isn't this considered sexual assault?"
Joan Alter muttered softly behind me.
"A person with supernatural powers has no **."
The Cave King shrugged, "This is the price of ability. For extremely dangerous supernatural beings, the state even has the power to restrict their personal freedom."
"Oh? So, Akane isn't extremely dangerous..."
"Who knows. If she summons a Berserker that she can't even control herself one day, it will be hard to say. If she summons a dangerous person like Seseiin, she might be executed on the spot."
"..."
I couldn't help shivering when I heard this.But looking back on my smooth summoning experience so far, I decided to put this pessimistic imagination aside.
Just in time, the call to squatting at home was also connected at this time.
"Hey?"
Considering that the other party might have very delicate nerves, I said in a gentle voice as much as possible, "Hello, I am from the household registration department, and I would like to ask you to understand something. Is there a person in your family recently..."
"Stop talking!!! I don't know anything!!!!!!"
The other party suddenly opened his throat and yelled. I only felt a "hum" in my eardrums, and even the mobile phone seemed to be stimulated by the shrill cry, and suddenly burst out a series of piercing electric sounds.
Of course, it could just be that it's time for my phone to die.
"It seems you know something."
I simply did not play Tai Chi with him, and asked straightforwardly: "You are a supernatural person, and the man who recently appeared at your house is Karna, a follower from the "Fate" series, right? May I ask, are you Is it his Master??"
"........."
Without warning, the other side suddenly fell into a weird silence.
Just when I was puzzled, a sob as thin as a mosquito gnat was faintly heard in my ear:
"Uh... no, I'm not..."
Sure enough.
However, the distressed tone of the other party prevented me from yelling "that's great" on the spot, so I could only continue to ask in a persuasive manner:
"So, what is your ability? Do you know your ability?"
"My... ability is..."
The man whimpered halfway through the speech, and suddenly burst into tears in a "wow.jpg" style: "That's right, it's my ability! It's my ability that made Karna appear!! How could it happen in the world? With abilities like mine, do you look down on people, play tricks on me, don’t you even deserve to have normal abilities?!”
"Calm down."
After years of experience, I have long been calm about the curious and idiotic abilities that fill the world, "There must be many strange abilities in the world, but you have never heard of them. Besides, you can make Karna Isn't it amazing to appear?"
"You know what a fart!!!"
The man was crying and cursing, and I could almost feel his tears and saliva spurting into my ears along with the electromagnetic waves.
"Do you know what my ability is? You just say that?? Let me tell you, there can be no more stupid, useless, and inexplicable ability than this in the world!! I also appeared after Karna Only then did I realize that 'this is my ability', if I had known five years earlier, I wouldn't even be at home, I would have jumped straight to Tokyo Bay!!!"
"Tell you, my ability is—"
"If I don't go out, don't work for five years, eat junk food for three meals a day, play games for more than 12 hours a day, and turn myself into a useless squatting at home, [there will be a character that my crush likes. At the door of her house]!!!!!!”
"What the hell are you saying I'm trying to figure out, huh???!!!!"
I:"……………………"
Row.
This time, I, Old Qian, lost.Convinced to lose.
You are still worse.
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