Super power krypton gold [Comprehensive]

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("...Oops, what is the date of birth I made up for Hotaru. Then what, please help me go to the household registration department!" "Are you stupid?!" Such a voice came from outside the screen. )

（输入：2004年6月6日，樱川中学，2年级2班）

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Ms. Akane Yuki, welcome again to the Happy Parents Committee.

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Please write your worries about your child on the message board, such as your child's shortcomings and deficiencies in learning and life, your dissatisfaction with your child's behavior, the goals you hope your child will achieve in the future, and so on.After confirmation by this site, we will contact you through a private message channel.

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(There is silence off-screen.)

(There is silence off-screen.)

(a piece off the screen...)

"Who can write this—————————————?!!!!"

I grabbed my phone—and then gently put it down, feeling it was too expensive—and grabbed a 500-yen note pad, held it up over my head, and slammed it to the ground in a Gagmanga Hiyori pose.

"Who wants to write about Hotaru's shortcomings?! How can I have any dissatisfaction with Hotaru? It doesn't exist!! It's better to say that Hotaru's only fly in the ointment is that I have met such a poor guardian in this life!!!"

"Sis, I didn't think so."

"Did you see it, did you see it?! Angel! This is an angel!! Even if it's for infiltrating the search, and pretending to be a parent to break into the website, I can't write bad things about Hotaru, because that is equivalent to killing my soul Uh oops..."

"Really? That's just right, let's just strangle such a weak soul like you."

Joan of Arc picked up half a boiled egg from the lunch box with a blank expression, and stuffed it into my mouth that was opened because of loud accusations.

……

Things have to start from the beginning.

After obtaining Xing Taosheng's statement, we immediately started investigating this website early the next morning.

Unsurprisingly, the operator of this website called "Happy and Safe Parents Committee" is very skilled at concealing information, and the technical department cannot trace their addresses.Judging from various clues, it is not so much that the other party relied on superb computer technology to block the tracking, it is better to say that there are obvious traces of "supernatural power" in it.

In other words, the opponent is likely to be an organized, premeditated group of supernatural beings with certain anti-reconnaissance capabilities.Although I don't quite understand why the supernatural beings are full to support family education, but all in all, that's what they did.

After realizing this, our entire department was overjoyed for a while, and we ran with great joy—as long as we found out the existence of supernatural beings, it was equivalent to running 400 meters out of 399 meters for us, and finishing the Chinese language test in the monthly exam. , English and mathematics.Especially those friends who read the documentary of Xing Taoying's life all night, they all had mixed feelings, and tears filled their eyes under the dark circles that have not faded:

"Finally, finally there is a clue...!!"

This is what we all share.

But the next step of the search quickly ran into a bottleneck, because this website has a high threshold and extremely strict requirements on the identity of visitors, which is very different from the communication style of the hell next door, which is approachable and always welcomes visitors.After half an hour of repeated scrutiny, we finally confirmed that only legal guardians of teenagers like me who "have children" can successfully log in to this website and get in touch with the operator.

Of course, Hotaru's identity was legally forged by me.

"How should I put it... at first glance, it looks decent, this message board."

After logging in to the website, on the publicly displayed message board, you can see some parents sharing and talking about parenting troubles.Most of them are mediocre, nothing more than their own children’s puppy love, bad grades, rebellious truant, addicted to FGO and crying every day to go to the moon, cheating on eight girls and being chased by someone with a knife... The last two seem to be Not mediocre, but that's beside the point.

"All in all, now we need to make up a reason so that Teak can pretend to be a help-seeking parent and blend in smoothly."

While I was stuffed with an egg by Joan of Arc, my colleagues completely ignored my willful opinion of "don't say anything bad about Hotaru", and started discussing in a hurry.

"So, what specific reason should I make up? Are you in love? Hotaru, do you have a girl who cares about that at school..."

"What nonsense?"

I swallowed the egg with my neck back, and slapped the table with a vicious voice, "Our Yingwan is still young, how can you insult people's innocence out of thin air!!"

"No, what did you say 'still young', in fact, he is dozens of times older than you! Where did you come from, stupid mother?!"

"Girls who care..."

Hotaru turned a deaf ear to our meaningless arguments, holding her snowy cheeks with both hands, her eyes rolled around.

"I don't think so. Because everyone is very fragile, I just tried my best not to hurt them."

"........."

makes sense.

If you want to introduce a girl to Hotaru, at least it must be the next door Firefly, or give Joan Alter a mouthful of the Uruk elixir that rejuvenates youth.

"Since this is the case, let's change it to a more reliable term. How about 'addicted to the game, play with things and lose your mind'? Anyway, we are all gamers, so it couldn't be more appropriate."

Another colleague was enthusiastic about his advice, and I am in awe of his self-defeating dedication.

"And you see, there are so many campaigns against electronic heroin on the Internet, just copy and paste them..."

"No, it will be troublesome if it is exposed. If it is necessary to write, at least it must be original."

Thinking of this, I got a headache and couldn't help pressing my temples sadly, "Let me tell you in advance, I really don't know how to write such fake articles, whoever you like to write will write."

"It's okay, we both understand."

Colleagues comforted me with empathy and said: "The section chief has said it many times, we only count teak in our section as the most upright person, and the most fake review book. Behind every sentence of 'I was wrong' there is a voice A real 'fuck you'. Even if you volunteered, we wouldn't dare let you write it yourself."

I:"…………"

——No, is it really so fake? ? ?

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after an hour.

After brainstorming, we circulated it for three rounds, added and deleted ten times, and finally created an epic parent message that embodies the wisdom and talent of the entire department, and named it "Guangguan Games, Save the Children".

During the period, Joan also came over to take a look. Her expressions and comments were very exciting. The main idea can be summarized as: Hey, what did the mentally handicapped police write?

The Cave King gave her a rare approval, and lighted a cigarette for himself unhurriedly: Take care of the children, save the game.

I take that as a stylistic compliment and embrace it.

Facts have proved that mental patients have broad minds, and mentally handicapped police solve more cases.Less than half a day after our cheeky and carefully fabricated message was sent, I received a private message reply from the website administrator.

『Ms. Yuki Akane:

We have heard about your worries about parenting issues.At the same time, we also believe that the "Reassuring School" organized by this committee can help you properly solve your troubles, so that you can have an active, healthy and satisfactory child.Attached is the detailed address and route map of our school, waiting for your arrival at any time.

Sincerely, Happiness and Peace of Mind Parents Committee』

"... An Xin School?"

I murmured softly to myself.

"This name is too earthy..."

suspicious.It was too suspicious.

If you want to compare it, it is even more suspicious than the advertisements of health care products that say "drink a sip a day and live to 99", "take a tablet a day, beat the living gods".

However, in addition to parents’ complaints, there are also hundreds of buyer’s shows on the message board of the website—that is, parents’ grateful words for “Anxin School”, which are not only sincere but also rich in details. The text is detailed, and the series is almost a documentary.

Although I don't know if there is any trust in it like we are talking nonsense, but people can't help but not believe it at all.

"That's right." I murmured, "If the parents are desperate and go to the doctor in a desperate situation..."

"Perhaps with the idea of ​​'let's try it', choose to go to the scene to find out."

At some point, the Cave King propped his hands on the back of the chair behind me and bowed his face. His clear side face and silky white hair were close in front of his eyes, and his breath mixed with the faint smell of tobacco drifted down.I inexplicably felt that my body temperature was rising a bit, so I moved forward without a trace, and then calmly said:

"So, if you don't enter the tiger's lair, how can you catch a tiger's cub? I also want to be taken advantage of by bringing Yingwan to deliver food to my door?"

"No no no. Yuki, what you said is wrong."

My colleagues kindly reminded me: "You are the only one who cooks, and Hotaru is a kitchen knife."

"...Oh. Thank you for correcting me, you are really my close colleagues."

If it wasn't for the crime of murder, I really want to give each of them a kitchen knife on the head and let them know why the watermelon is so popular.

……

However, neither dishes nor kitchen knives ended up being delivered to our door.

Because before that, Mr. Yanku Wang once again used his excellent action ability, took the lead in finding out what to do, and went to the extremely suspicious "Anxin School" alone to break through the empty door.

The reason why it is said to be an empty door, as the name suggests, is because of this legendary "good place", this magical school that claims to make children reborn——

There is no one at all.

To be precise, except for a small area used to receive parents and open to the outside world, the school's teaching buildings and dormitories are all empty, dusty, cobwebs are slanting, and there is no one there.

"It's like a deserted mansion, or a doll's house. Even the Château d'If prison is more alive, in my opinion."

The Cave King described it in this way.

The Cave King was lurking for a day, and among the two parents who visited, one took the child home after hesitation, while the other said that he needed to think again.In fact, no one stayed there, so the Cave King had no way of tracking, nor could he figure out where Xing Daoying and the other children were going.

Hearing this news, I feel relieved while regretting.Once sent to this kind of place by his parents, no matter what the final result is, whether he is successfully rescued or not, the boy's heart will be imprinted with scars that will not heal in the next life.

So, it's always good not to go in.

"However, I secretly followed the man who called himself 'school teacher' and found his residence all the way. Master, guess where he went?"

"Is this... a hospital, or another school?"

"neither."

As if pointing to his dull assistant, the Cave King slowly leaned forward, and raised a slender and bony finger against the brim of his hat.

"It's a theater. The man is not a teacher at all. From the conversation, it can be inferred that he belongs to a [circus] that is about to perform in the theater."

"………………………………ha???"

director, director.Pause.

Why does this unfold look familiar?

I suspected that this script was plagiarized by Black Butler, so I reported it.

The author has something to say:

Akane: I finally experienced a day and fall (notebook)!

Black Butler Circus Terrier: A series of disappearances of children occurred in the UK, and it was finally discovered that the circus took them away and used them as materials for the baron's entertainment and to satisfy his inner fantasies (for the young master).After the child's death, the ashes were turned into prosthetics for disabled members of the circus.

...Of course I'm not that scary (