In this world, there are all kinds of strange and strange superpowers.

Some people fly to the sky, some people travel thousands of miles a day, and some people can take out a time machine from their stomach pockets.And some of them, like me, can inflate paper figures—

... Cough, I mean, I can convert the characters I get in the game into entities by paying money to the garbage card game.

Sounds awesome, right?

It sounds like you can open a comprehensive harem right away, marry three thousand beauties to reach the pinnacle of life, and enjoy the sweet and exciting Shura field, right?

fart.

If my superpowers hadn't been so curious, I might have lived such a warm and fulfilling life.

However, the conditions for using my ability are as follows——

First of all, when I accumulate krypton gold in the game to 666 yen, I can randomly draw a character I own.

This is ok, no problem.

When I accumulated krypton gold in the game to 6666 yen, I can draw the second character.

When I accumulated krypton gold in the game to 66666 yen, I can draw the third character.

When I accumulated krypton gold in the game to 666666 yen, I can draw the fourth character.

When I accumulated krypton gold in the game to 6666666 yen, I can...

No, no matter how you say it, 666 million is too much.

Is this the latest type of tiered top-up reward?

And what's the matter with this bone-sucking progressive system? Even the taxes in capitalist countries are not so terrible.

Although it may be just a drop in the bucket for the boss, I have no parents, no mother, no car, no house, and I am just a low-paid employee at the bottom of society. The title "Krypton gold sow" sounds embarrassing, but I don't even have the qualifications to be a sow.

That's right, with my super power, it is true that as long as I krypton gold, I can become stronger, and as long as I have money, I can do whatever I want, but before that, I had no money at all! ! ! ! !

--In summary.

Today, I am also working hard for krypton gold.

Wow, that really sounds like a hopeless wretch.

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That was a story that happened in a certain spring three years after I joined the company.

It was just after seven o'clock in the morning, and the city had just woken up from a deep sleep, and the flow of people and cars on the street began to intersect in a hurry.When I jumped out of the car like a marble, the area around the legendary place where the incident happened—Sakuragawa Middle School was already blocked by the city police and (it’s not a big deal to watch the excitement) onlookers.

"Let me go, please let me go. Sorry, please let me go..."

I've relearned the truth that "clothes make the difference" and that wearing cheap sweatshirts that are out of stock just isn't going to work because no one is picking on me.If it weren't for the two companions who cleared the way from left to right, and lifted me by the neck and threw me in front of the young police officer who looked like the person in charge, I might have been squeezed into a piece of paper, with my Two-dimensional boyfriend Side by side with girlfriends.

"Hello."

Seeing that the police officer was looking at me suspiciously, I quickly took out my ID from my pocket and handed it over in a polite yet reserved gesture that I had carefully rehearsed in front of the mirror.

"My name is Akane Yuki, and I am an investigator from the Supernatural Secret Service Division of the Ministry of Internal Affairs. I heard that Koichi Koichi was found here?"

The other party's eyes turned from suspicion to astonishment: "Supernatural Secret Service? Then, Kono is really..."

"Yes, he is a supernatural being."

I answered succinctly, "Although my abilities are insane and I am as weak as a chicken, just in case, people from the supernatural crime countermeasure department are still needed to be present when arresting. Could you please introduce the situation to me?" "

"That's no problem, but the two behind you are..."

"Ah, they're mine—"

I swallowed sharply, and swallowed the words "Krypton Gold Achievement" that slipped to my mouth, "My colleague, my colleague."

"is that so……"

No wonder the police officer was skeptical. To be honest, I didn’t even believe it myself.

There are two people following me, one of them is a fashionable girl with a fur coat, a tight leather dress and high-heeled boots. They are all in pitch black, but their complexion is as white and transparent as porcelain, without any deliberate care Her short silver-white hair fell loosely around her ears, and her golden pupils shone with aggressive and provocative light.

The other was a tall young man wearing a cloak and a wide-brimmed top hat. Although the brim of the hat was deeply pulled down to cover most of his face, but I think the only person who can dress this way in modern society is gin.

"Why, what are you looking at?"

Noticing the police officer's suspicious gaze, the young man sneered silently, while the young girl curled her lips and rolled her eyes.

...Compared to the police, no matter how you look at it, it looks more like the underworld.

"Ahem. Then let me explain the situation."

Probably because he knew that the "Supernatural Secret Service Division" could not be speculated with common sense, the police officer looked away, cleared his throat, and dismissed this suspicion.

"Koichi Koichi was suspected of multiple crimes such as sexual assault, robbery, and illegal intrusion. He was found this morning and fled into this school. We received a report and are currently preparing to arrest him. Recently, there have been successive incidents of women living alone in the Sakuragawa area. After a preliminary investigation into the case of being raped by someone, we believe that this series of cases were all committed by Kono. Although the modus operandi is not clear, he should follow the woman who went home alone from late night to early morning..."

"Then tapped them on the shoulder, put them in a coma, and then broke into the house to commit crimes."

I recalled the materials in this department, compared the two, and immediately came to a conclusion logically.

"Slap... what?"

The police officer was startled, as if I suddenly spoke Martian language, "You mean, what kind of special drug did he use..."

"No, there is no drug in the world that can knock people unconscious with a slap on the shoulder. Isn't the police often so popular?"

Having said that, I paused for a few seconds, trying to pile up technical terms to make my explanation more reliable.But in the end I gave up this unnecessary effort because I knew the answer itself was very unreliable.

"According to the records of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, the reason why Kono can knock the victim into a coma with a slap on the shoulder is because his supernatural power is [Slapping someone on the shoulder can make the other person unconscious]."

Officer: "...Huh?"

"By the way, the duration of the coma state is about 10 minutes, and it can only be used once for the same target. So he is not only a vile |rapist, but also very fast - you said he kept that job What's the use of it? If I accidentally broke him during the arrest later, it shouldn't be considered a suspect of abuse."

Police Officer: "……………………… Huh?"

...Yes, I think it's the same reaction.

The so-called super power is not something so chic and handsome as most people imagine.

The so-called superpowers include not only policemen who work overtime all night for 666 million krypton gold, but also scum who can only make people unconscious for 10 minutes but are unwilling to be lonely and commit themselves to crime.And among my colleagues, there is a girl in the combat team whose ability is [take out a cannon from the bottom of her skirt anytime, anywhere], known as "big bird under the skirt", and a brother in the intelligence team whose ability is [as long as you eat No one around melons can notice him], known as the "Melon Eater", it is said that he has been eating melons for ten years for espionage.

I can say that.

99% of superpowers in this world are retarded.

The author has something to say:

Missing Persons Returns!I really miss jj who has been away for a year!Not much nonsense, in short, I have completed the life transition of graduation + employment in this year, and now I am a happy fat house that is about to become a social animal

A year ago, there were no pits in Fagou Pit, but I think the writing is too bad to face it... Let’s open a new pit to recover, and I should rewrite the old pit when I have an idea x

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About this article:

1. The heroine is an investigator who deals with supernatural crimes. The Secret Service is set from Bungou Stray Dogs. The plots are all original. Even if you haven’t read the original, it’s completely ok!Of course, it would be even better if you are willing to enter the pit!

2. It's not a serious reasoning article. The case basically follows the example of social news. It is essentially a fight between gods and gods.

3. The duo of dark and evil forces at the beginning are FGO's Cave King and Joan of Arc Alter, also known as Earl Hei Zhen, and the other two knives (you guessed it) are veteran teammates. It is the heroine who has to make money (the inherent poverty attribute of superpowers offsets the earl's golden rule, otherwise it is too buggy 2333

4. Please leave a message——(Hello

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