[Comprehensive] Seeing a male god is wrong for life

01

Here's the thing.

After everyone reached a consensus, under the guidance of Gaharad, the judge of the Holy Grail War, a group of people worked together in a division of labor. Although there were inevitably some difficulties and obstacles in the middle, they succeeded in dismantling the Holy Grail in the end—— It's just a question of what to do with such a tainted grail.

But Gahalad said he had already contacted the aftermath personnel.

Then I saw a black hole appear out of thin air, and then a humanoid creature came out of it.

Just standing there can make flowers bloom.

Purple, and white—no, it's white at first glance, but upon closer inspection, it's actually covered in a soft glow, and beneath it flows a rainbow of beautiful, soft colors .

At first glance, what you see is a combination of these two types of colors. At first glance, Arthur thought that his teacher had finally come out of Avalon.A closer look revealed that it was not, compared to his teacher who always maintained the appearance of a petite girl, the person who came was an adult man—at least on the surface, that was right.

In terms of good looks, it's about the same as the teacher.The King of Knights thought seriously in his heart, the appearance is quite similar, the teacher is a rare beauty, this face on this man is also worthy of praise.

There was a smile in the man's voice: "Leave the rest to me—Althea, your negligent boyfriend is here to pick you up!"

Ye Yu whose name was suddenly called: "..."

02

To be honest, Ye Yu was a little confused when she saw her boyfriend at the scene of tearing down the Holy Grail.

A brief description of her mental activity at this time is: I know that my boyfriend is a bit unusual and he is a magician after a job change, but I didn't know that he is so powerful that he can cross the world line with his bare hands!

Merlin: "Is Altea too surprised to see me?"

Ye Yu: "...I think so." She said slowly, "At this time, even if it's my father who comes, it's more normal than your appearance."

At this time, they have passed through the passage and returned to the "this world".The landing location set by Merlin is quite accurate, saying that the room at home is the empty room.

"You actually put a cushion on it?" Ye Yu, who almost fell due to the sudden weightlessness, said in disbelief.

03

"Just in case, I've been very considerate." Merlin who landed smoothly helped his girlfriend with a bright smile on his face. "Altea, why do you think it's strange that I came to pick you up?"

"Didn't you go out?" Ye Yu asked confidently, "So it must be impossible to find out that I'm missing right away? I thought it was my father who would call me on Friday night, or in a few days Mothers who are coming to travel will find this out first.”

There is nothing wrong with this idea, which makes sense.

But the problem is that Merlin has eyes that "can see everything now", and he is always paying attention to his girlfriend - of course not watching all the time, that is, when an "accident" happens, he can immediately Just a little tip I found.

"So the first person to find out about it was me."

Merlin said.

Then the next line is, "Let's pick out the wedding dress tomorrow, Al!"

The level of jumping on this topic is also very large.Ye Yu endured it, and finally did not pull away her boyfriend's hand that was pinching her arm.

The considerate Ms. Ye felt that she could understand her boyfriend's thoughts, and it was not incomprehensible that she felt insecure after going through the previous incident and wanted to hold on.So she let her boyfriend's behavior go, and didn't ask him how he found him... No, no!

Ye Yu forcefully pulled off the shoulders and hands that had already climbed up, and said solemnly: "You can hold hands, but don't push yourself too far."

Merlin: "Isn't it okay to hug?"

Ye Yu was a little shaken: "This..."

Merlin lowered his head in frustration, and retreated to advance: "Do you still want to choose tomorrow's wedding dress, Al?"

Ye Yu raised her hands in surrender: "Okay, okay, we agreed in advance, just this time."

04

Even so, when we finally separated from the situation of conjoined twins, an afternoon had already passed.

Dinner is still eaten together, although it is a takeaway.

Connect the phone to the power supply, click on the takeaway app, and choose the dishes that both of you like - you're done!

Ye Yu put down her phone, turned around and opened her arms to catch her coquettish boyfriend.In the short time since he came back, Mei Lin felt as if he was suffering from skin hunger, and he stuck to him every time he saw the needle... Ye Yu actually didn't really want to reject him, but it was really hot for the two of them to stick together in summer!

Thinking of getting married in the summer has an urge to go back on his word.

Ye Yu, who woke up from the heat in the middle of the night, thought so.

Merlin: "Hey, so it wasn't Al, you didn't turn on the air conditioner on purpose?"

Ye Yu, who stayed in Fuyuki's old-fashioned house for too long, even forgot that there are electrical appliances such as air conditioners: "..."

Ye Yu changed the subject calmly: "Let's go, didn't you say you're going to choose a wedding dress?"

05

Ye Yu never expected to bump into her parents in the bridal shop.

——How many days will it be before you promised to come?

Changing into your wedding dress and showing it to your boyfriend, only to be greeted by a beautiful woman like a spring flower smiling at you as soon as you open the door. Of course, this is not a bad thing-but the problem is not here.

Ye Yu smiled a little stiffly, and called out, "Mom."

06

Ye Jingyi, who was thinking of taking another wedding photo with her child's father on a whim, actually didn't expect to meet her daughter here.

But right now is not the time and place to speak.So Ye Jingyi smiled and pointed the direction for her daughter, and said, "Did you come here with your boyfriend? Let's go there to rest first, your father is also there."

Ye Yu: "That's... that's right."

Ye Yu, who didn't really want to go there, finally walked over slowly.Then she saw her boyfriend sitting face-to-face with her father, who was sullenly airing wildly, and her boyfriend greeted him with a smile... This kind of coincidence is simply speechless.

At that moment, Ye Yu only had one thought in her mind——

Oops, pills.

07

What is the greatest tragedy in the world?

For Ye Yu, it was probably... to choose a wedding dress with her boyfriend, but she met her parents.

——Fortunately, it was not a coincidence at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau.

It was a pity for Merlin: "If I had known earlier, it would be better to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau today..." His ID had already been prepared.

Ye Yu also nodded, no matter how much earlier the plan was, at least if I went to collect the certificate today, it wouldn't be so embarrassing... and it would be a guilty conscience. "If I had known that my parents would come, I would have changed my family." She whispered.

Merlin didn't quite agree. Although his father-in-law Thranduil's cold light rays were scary, he didn't mind experiencing it a few more times if he could marry the girl he liked early.

And, "This is the best one." Merlin said.

It is said that girls in wedding dresses are the prettiest, Merlin thinks he understands a little bit now.The wedding dress Ye Yu wore set her off as pure and flawless as a lily, but now this lily looks as if it has just been beaten by frost.He kissed his girlfriend on the cheek and whispered to her:

"As Al you said, the wedding is only once in a lifetime, shouldn't it be treated properly?"

Such a precious experience, which is only once, is supposed to make the best preparations, why choose to make do with it?

Ye Yu: "..."

Ye Yu asked with a complicated expression: "Who told you... only once?"

Merlin: "???"

You agreed to marry only one person in your life, Al?

08

Ye Yu felt that Mei Lin might be suffering from premarital phobias of the same kind.

"I found that since the wedding date approached, Mei Lin's memory has started to deteriorate." Ye Yu confided to her cousin Ye Qifei seriously, "I always forget this and that, but I actually asked me if I only planned to hold a wedding once! "

"how can that be!!"

Second Miss Ye slapped the table vigorously: "Western style wedding is to take care of my dad and Meilin, what I want to do most is obviously an ancient ceremony!!!"

Ye Qifei rubbed her little red hands distressedly for her younger sister, and after asking for warmth and feeling angry with the enemy, she asked, "Speaking of which, the second ancient ceremony... the killing power stick..."

Ye Yu: "Cousin, don't worry, Meilin can handle it with his rough skin and thick flesh!" And you are the only girl in our family... Ah, it's so sad to say it.

It's better to invite more good friends to help out.

Ye Qifei: "Has he prepared the makeup poem and the fan poem?"

09

The answer is no.

Although he was happy to have a second wedding, the great sage Merlin, who really has no talent in poetry, chose to recite love poems.

"The five-frame and seven-character poems you like, Al, I'm not good at, but I can still recite a few popular love poems." Merlin said.

I just don't know if it works.

"Although I will let people go, I am not the bride who is in charge of guarding the door." Ye Yu, who was wearing a wedding dress, winked playfully at today's groom, "By the way, if you don't go out, Merlin, my cousin will I'm home!"

Merlin said that it doesn't matter if he is caught by the bridesmaid, the sun is so bright, and his girlfriend in a wedding dress—of course she will be his wife soon—is so beautiful, he wants to stay for a while longer.

Ye Yu tilted her head and said with a smile: "The words are so sweet - people outside are looking for you, does it really matter if the groom is not here?"

Merlin: "Why don't we elope, Al?"

10

Ye Yu smiled and rejected this unreliable proposal, and pushed him out of the room.

"Before that, I'll give you a favor." Before closing the door, today's bride said with a smile, "I haven't put on my veil yet, do you want to help me, Merlin?"

After being slightly startled, the groom said, "My honor."

11

It was two hours before Mei Lin and Ye Yu officially concluded their marriage.

It was two hours and three ten minutes before Ye Yu threw the bouquet at the wedding venue, but it was picked up by Artoria.

It was two hours and 35 minutes before Meilin took Ye Yu to elope to Avalon.

It was three hours before Merlin was hunted down by his old father, Thranduil.

12

There are still eight days left before Mei Lin and Ye Yu's second wedding.

"If you were singing love songs or reciting love poems in the yard at that time, even if no one opened the door for you, I would open the window for you."

"Is it convenient for me to crawl in and pick you up?"

"No, I'm going to jump from there—you're going to catch me?"

The author has something to say: Originally I wanted to write about the daily life of dating, but... suddenly wanted to write about their marriage... so that's it.

Hostess set:

Ye Yu, whose name is Ruohua, and Altia is an English name (an elf name)

The character design adopts the former imagination of Red Flower Princess, which is the daughter of Jiansan NPC Ye Jingyi and Lord of the Rings Elf King Thranduil—but the background here is set in modern times, so Ye Yu has become a Chinese character. (Ye Jingyi, a girl from Hangzhou) is a half-breed combined with an outsider (the setting is unknown, not sure whether it is an elf character or Thranduil made by an ordinary person), and there is a younger brother Legolas below.

Also because of my mother’s relationship, I always carry ginkgo leaves with me—pure gold, um, that’s right, the golden hidden sword can’t be broken.

——But these are basically not mentioned in the main text.