[My English] My No.1 Hero

1. Movies and honorifics

On the weekend, Baohao and Weishi passed by a movie theater when they were out shopping. It started to rain suddenly, and neither of them had an umbrella.

The two looked at various posters, and Wei Shi said, "Why don't you just watch "The Story of Kamakura"... I heard it's a very warm type..."

Bakugo stopped in front of a horror movie poster, pointed at it and said with a smirk: "Just watch this."

Weishi glanced at the poster and said, "Well... I'm fine..."

Bakugo thought she would be afraid, so he said, "Really? Don't hug me and say you're afraid later, okay?"

Wei Shi said, "I won't do that."

Unexpectedly, she was really not afraid.

Bakugo has been sneaking a glance at Mishi, and found that she is engrossed in watching a movie, her expression seems to be listening to the teacher's lecture seriously.

He thought: Really, is it necessary to take it so seriously?

When broadcasting to a scary place, a boy's roar drowned out the screams of other girls in the cinema:

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Bakugo yelled as his hands sparkled.

The other girls felt baffled, and looked back at Bakugo with black lines on their faces. How could someone yell out fearful words with such a fierce expression and such a fierce voice?

Wei Shi pressed his hands desperately, raised his head and smiled and said to him: "I'm sorry, please be quiet a little bit."

Bakugo looked at Weishi in disbelief: Why did this guy suddenly say honorifics to me?

Bakugo was finally quiet for a while, thinking in his heart: I need to divert my attention... think about other things... other things... ah, it was really cool to beat up that enemy yesterday... .

At this time, a grimace appeared on the movie screen, and Bakugou started "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" covering up the screams of the other girls.

Weishi wiped off her sweat, and she could already hear the people around her laughing and whispering.

"Please, please be quiet," she said.

Baohao looked at her and thought: Why is it an honorific?And what's with that smile?

When Bakugo yelled "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" for the third time, Weishi hit him with a rear uppercut, his eyes were fierce and his voice was rough Say, "Shut up!"

Bakugo looked incredible again: This... isn't this my usual line?

Later, Weishi invited Baohao to watch the cartoon "The Incredibles", thinking that as long as it wasn't a horror movie, it would be fine, but in the end...

"Come on!!! Kill that bastard!! Go to hell! Ahhhhhhh! You can't even hit this one! Cut!"

Weishi covered his face with his hands, not daring to face the strange gazes of other audience members in the cinema, thinking: Ah...I'm so stupid...

"What's the matter with the boy? Watching a cartoon is more exciting than a child?"

"Oh? Look carefully, it seems to be a hero? Hahaha?"

Hearing the whispers around, Weishi finally couldn't help it anymore, put one hand on the shoulder of Bakugo who was still roaring, and said with a smile: "Excuse me, can you be quiet for a while?"

Bakugo shivered for a moment, thinking to himself: Ahhh, this devil is starting to say honorifics again! ! !

2. Spicy Ramen

A ramen shop opened in the city center with the gimmick of spicy Jigoku ramen.Because he lost to Bakugou in the game, Kamiminari and Sero were forced to accompany him to eat spicy ramen.

Unexpectedly, this guy Bakugo actually brought his girlfriend with him.

"Huh? Because she said she wanted to eat too." When Shangming quietly asked him why he brought Weishi, he replied like this.

The waiter brought out 4 steaming bowls of ramen.

Wei Shi seemed a little hesitant looking at the ramen that exuded the pungent chili smell.

Sero jokingly said: "Hey, I heard that the chili oil here is also famous." He poured a little into Mishi's bowl as he spoke.

Shangming also said: "Yes, yes! I heard that chili powder is also a major feature!" He said and sprinkled some chili powder into Weishi's bowl.

I thought Bakugou would stop them while yelling "What are you doing? Fuck you!"

Unexpectedly, he just looked at the phone silently and didn't say anything.

Wei Shi clasped his hands together and said, "Then I won't be polite." As he spoke, he picked up a pinch of noodles.

"Ah...don't!" Both Kaminari and Sero felt that they were going too far and wanted to stop her.

Maybe she will be so hot that she sheds tears...then Bakugou will definitely kill us...

Suck.

Weishi took a sip and actually showed a smile and said, "It's delicious!"

? ? ? ?The two were dumbfounded.

She went on to say, "Katsuki will try it too."

Baohao took a bite and said, "Ah, really."

? ? ? ?Can you abuse a dog at a time like this? ? ? ?

Weishi suddenly picked up the chili oil, poured a whole bottle into Sero's bowl, and said, "Sero-kun, try it too! The chili oil is really unique! No wonder it's so famous!" Sero wanted to stop the already It was too late, and I could only watch helplessly as a strong spicy taste rose from the ramen in my bowl.

"That's right! Idiot face, try the chili powder here, it tastes super interesting!" Bakugo said as he unscrewed the lid and poured a whole bottle of chili powder into Shangming's bowl.

One of the two smiled naturally, the other put his chin on his cheek and said in unison: "Then, please."

Shang Ming was frightened into a strong man.

3. Uninvited guests

This is what happened in the few days when Weishi, Baohao and My Fair Lady lived together for a short time.

One night, an unexpected visitor came to the house.

Weishi opened the door and was about to take a shower, but Baohao immediately pushed her back to the room and closed the door.

"Something is coming! Don't come out in the future, go and close the balcony door and windows!"

Is it... the enemy?She thought as she closed the doors and windows.

Katsuki's vigilant expression just now...seems difficult to deal with?Don't know what the other person's personality is?How did you break into this apartment with a high-level security system?I don't know... Can I help?

Forget it...let's not go out and cause trouble...she sat on the bed discouraged.

At this time, the voice of Baohao sounded outside: "Bastard!! Go to hell!!" There were explosions in the middle, and the sound of his running "tack-tat-tat-tat".

Five minutes passed, and Bakugo was still chasing after him while roaring "Die, die!"

what happened?Why can't I hear the other party's voice at all?Is it the kind of personality that floats in mid-air?A personality that moves fast?This apartment is not too big, Katsuki took so long and still can't catch it?

Then there was the sound of the door opening.

Weishi heard Bao Hao say: "Ah! Granny....Ah no! My fair lady, you came back just in time! Catch this guy together and kill him!"

Looks like My Fair Lady is back.

There were some more heavy "dong dong dong" sounds outside, and it seemed that My Fair Lady had also joined the battle.

After another 5 minutes or so, the outside seemed to calm down.

She heard Bakugo say, "Ah, it's so dangerous, so dangerous!"

She asked, "That... Katsuki, can I come out?"

"Oh! It's okay, it's okay!" She seemed to be panting when she heard Bakugo say this.

She walked out of the room and saw that the living room and the corridor were in a mess, the walls and the ground were full of explosion marks, and there were cracks from My Fair Lady.

Bakugo and My Fair Lady were both sitting on the ground, looking exhausted.

She thought: It seems that he must be a very powerful guy. In such a closed space, it takes two people to spend so much effort to catch...

But what about the enemy?

Wei Shi asked, "Where is...the other party?"

Panting, Bakugo pointed to a corner of the burnt carpet and said, "Look, this guy is so fast, he almost ran away!"

She finally saw the enemy's body clearly.

a cockroach.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH] My favorite handmade Russian rug!!!!!! Katsuki is stupid!!!!"

The author has something to say: The more angry you are, the more you have to smile and speak honorifics. The stalk comes from Stephen hhh of "Blood World Front"

I wanted to write 4 paragraphs, but I really can't think of it

It's really hard to write a daily routine QAQ