[Xiangmi] Yan Wan and Liang Shi

Be beautiful!Be beautiful!If you can't bear it, don't read it, there is still time to quit.

The name of this god is Yuan Hui, the son of the first god of fire and the first god of flowers, the nephew of today's emperor, and the nephew of the queen of heaven.

The original spirit of the wood system, the real body is the three-color drunken lotus among the wood hibiscus, inheriting the position of the first mother, the flower god, more than eight thousand years old, and in full bloom.

Living in the Hundred Flowers Palace in the Heaven Realm, there is the Flower Realm Palace in the human world, and there is a nightmare beast that my uncle gave to my late mother to travel.

Both of his parents died, and he was rescued by his uncle and aunt and thrown into the mortal world to retrain his muscles and bones.

This god is frugal by nature, and has accumulated a lot of treasury over the years.

Parents were rumored to be the most beautiful man in the six worlds and the most beautiful woman in the six worlds, and their uncles and aunts taught them etiquette. According to the behavior of my cousin Yun Lin who likes to slap me in the face every time he fights with me, this god looks very beautiful .

According to the rumors of the Five Realms, this god is the number one beauty in the Five Realms.

but.

I am single.

And no fairy dares to covet it.

(noble and glamorous proud face)

In the entire heaven, there are not ten thousand fairies who have been beaten away by the gods, beaten to the point of kneeling and begging for mercy, and have fought with Yunlin in partnership. Those fairies who are ugly, vulgar, and have no family background, who gave them the confidence to be able to fight? To win the favor of the god?In Yunlin's words, "How dare you covet the God of Flowers when you grow up like this? It's better to let the God of Flowers take a picture of yourself in the mirror." Although his words are a bit of a fool, I feel that what he said is right. It's because they don't have the conditions to let the god take pity on them.My aunt always looked at me sadly, "Hui'er, if you keep messing with Yunlin, you won't be able to marry a wife."

What's so good about marrying a wife?Marry someone like my mother?To be disrespectful, I would rather jump off Linyuan Terrace than marry this kind of woman.All the expectations of this god for his parents were wiped out by the two of them. He was killed by his biological mother in the mortal world, and he could only be treated as a mortal calamity. Good time.When they love, they have to die and live, and when they don't love, they still have to die and live. Fortunately, they are mortals. If they return to the heavens and continue to make trouble like this, I'm afraid it will cause chaos in the five realms.Maybe even cause a war?The god's biological father used to be known as the God of War, so I don't know how he compares to Yunlin, probably he can't beat Yunlin, because he is shameless when he fights.

Yun Lin, the only one in the Five Realms who has provoked the god and has not been beaten to death, is not because of the kindness of his uncle and aunt's upbringing, nor because of the love for the god to solve the rotten peach blossoms for the god for many years, but because the god can't beat him .

Really, can't beat it.

"Yuan, Shi, Da Ye.

Hyun, the sound of birds.

Therefore, my cousin, Hua Shenxian, is nicknamed Dafei.Isn't it funny?Hahaha..." Yunlin told others this "joke" everywhere and forced them to laugh, "What?Don't you think it's funny?Do you think my father, mother, and god are dull and boring? "At this time, I need my God to chase him from the South Heaven Gate to the North Heaven Gate with a Baicao whip, "Hey, don't hit me!If you don't stop the father, emperor and mother god, your sister will be named Yuanling!Do you have the heart to call a flower big hair? "

My younger sister was born to my parents. I don't know what they are going on in this life. The father believed that his mother had betrayed him, and threw the baby younger sister from the tower to her death in front of her mother.Later, at the end of that life, the mother killed the father alive, and the younger sister was taken to the heaven to be raised like a god. I have to admit that the Queen of Heaven is not good at naming her, and the Emperor of Heaven is used to her.

The herb whip of the god was left by Shennong, and it has the effect of distinguishing herbs. After being refined by His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven, it became the magic weapon of the god's department of flowers and plants.In other words, it is not considered a weapon, and even if it is a weapon, it is no match for the master of a hundred soldiers - God of War.The god used it to smoke Yunlin, just to verify whether this bastard is poisonous.

3000 years ago, there was a rebellion in the demon world, and it was the Second Highness Yunlin who asked Ying to put down the rebellion. When she returned, she offered the furs of various monsters to the Queen of Heaven, and the Sword of the Emperor of the Demon to the Emperor of Heaven.Although there is a nightmare beast, this kind of fluffy cub is still very attractive to me. Holding the soft cub, just about to thank him, the bastard Yun Lin said: "The "Shan Hai Jing" says that this meat is very good Eat, I will find one alive, remember to call me when you roast it." The big eyes of the cub in my hand were full of grievances, I took a step back holding it, "It is destined for me, I plan to keep it."

That stingy Yunlin actually wanted to snatch it back, but luckily the Queen of Heaven made a rescue in time and asked Yunlin to distribute the fur to the fairies present, probably because she wanted to choose Yunlin as the imperial concubine?Yun Lin walked around with a piece of fur, and evaluated each of the fairies one by one as weak, thick, or rough, or with bad taste... In short, none of them were worthy of his spoils, including his Dear sisters.

Before he further aroused the anger of the public, His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven named him the God of War, in charge of the world's weapons and beacons, and bestowed him with the Chixiao Sword. Thanks for his kindness, he hurried back to the palace to rest.Seeing Tianhou's expression is not good, the god got up to smooth things over, but he turned his head and pointed at the god and said, "Instead of ruining these skins, it is better to give it to the number one beauty in the five worlds." The audience was silent, and the queen looked at the god The eyes are very apologetic, no, auntie, it is not your fault to have such a son, if the god pays attention to him again, the god will cut off his children and grandchildren!

Later, the god really cut off his children and grandchildren.

After Yunlin became a god, he wanted to go down to the earth to endure calamities, but he resolutely refused to go, saying that unless the god followed, he didn't want to have cause and effect with people in the mortal world, and let the god watch him.Facing his aunt's expectant gaze, the god had no choice but to agree to look at him, anyway...anyway, it was just looking at him.

The Marriage Mansion had no owner for many years, and the red thread was taken by whoever wanted it. Who knew what kind of madness Yun Lin had, searched all the red threads, twisted hemp rope, twisted out a wrist-thick red rope, and bid farewell on the reincarnation disk At that time, he was tied to the waist of the god, and he dragged me down to earth together.

It's a pity that this god has been raised very strictly since he was a child, and he doesn't know how to swear, the most he can say is: You bastard!

In the mortal world, Yun Lin is the emperor's son, and this god was reincarnated as his mother's cousin. He is brave and good at fighting.At first everyone thought it was him playing tricks to deceive people, but later he turned over our yard in the middle of the night and was chased by dogs, hugging my mortal father's leg to propose marriage, lying on the floor in front of the hall and wanting to give him a marriage... Anyway, he lost face in his previous life After it is clean, everyone will know that he is here for real.

Cough... This god also did one or two stupid things, but in the mortal world, they can't be counted.It was nothing more than that he had just left the Tribute Court when he learned that he was going to go to war. He snatched a mule in the street and chased the marching army to the camp. After hugging for a long time, he remembered that he hadn't bathed in the Tribute Court for so many days; It is said that he disappeared after being ambushed by the enemy. I am afraid that something unexpected happened. He shouted out with the strength of alcohol to accompany him to die, and was finally dragged back by his own father to kneel in the ancestral hall; When I was riding with the god, I got on my horse with my strength and ran a few miles out of the capital with him. When I came back, I couldn't enter the city after the curfew. In his arms...

Cough cough, it seems to be too stupid, but it was done by mortal Yuan Hui, and it has nothing to do with this god. This god is a gentleman raised by his uncle, calm and restrained, with a pure heart and few desires.Even if it is a mortal calamity, he still has the world in his heart. After the mortal Yun Lin died in battle, he guarded the frontier for him until he died in the battle. The emperor asked me to marry a princess. I didn’t want it.

On the other hand, Yun Lin, who will not return to the heaven after the calamity is over, guards the mortal Yuan Hui and waits for the god to finish the calamity. No wonder there is always something staring at the god during the calamity. Once the calamity is over, he is embraced by that stupid dragon Full of "Hey...you fool..." Dare to say that I am stupid, it seems that I owe it again.

When they returned to the heavenly realm, the immortals saw that they were following the god Yunlin step by step, and their eyes were all wrong. Only then did they know that because of the mistake of the fairy, she accidentally put the events of the god's mortal world in the Jiuxiaoyun Palace. Use the dust-seeing mirror to broadcast it to all the gods in the upper court.The Queen of Heaven was furious and demoted Fairy Yuanji for the crime of "peeping at the God of God", but what should have been seen and what should not be seen has already been known to the whole court. Those who went to court knew it, and within a few days, except for the human world, all the other four worlds knew that God of War and his cousin, God of Flowers, were getting together.Those demons and ghosts who have been oppressed and beaten by Yunlin for a long time began to sing and arrange his lyrics. Either he brutally forced him, or he was lonely. The god couldn't bear his reputation to be ruined, so he spoke righteously once, and the five worlds were in an uproar.

Therefore, the matter between Ben Shen and Yun Lin was "cooked into cooked rice".

This god believes that the clean is self-cleaning, and Yunlin is not a god who cares about gossip, so we are still close brothers.At the age of more than [-] years old, in the previous generation, the uncle has almost raised the aunt, and the god's father has begun to pester the mother.However, there is still no one in the room with Ben Shen and Yun Lin, so there is nothing wrong with brothers helping each other, but when the love is strong, Yun Lin will say nonsense about loving me, so the God can only stare at him from the bed very calmly "No, you didn't, you made a mistake."

"Your child, apart from your appearance, is the most similar to your parents." My aunt talked to me, with a very guilty expression, probably remembering Xianhuashen and Xianhuoshen again. For them, my impression of God The most profound thing is that in a certain life in the mortal world, the biological mother was smothered to death with a pillow, and in another life in the mortal world, the biological father threw the younger sister to death from the tower.So "like parents" is not a compliment, but the god began to reflect on how he was like them.

Asking Yunlin at night, Yunlin sneered, "What do you think my mother god is good at? The fate fairy has long been rejected by my mother god, and my mother god is the one who contributed to the flames. The emperor gave me the Chixiao sword. What is Xiaojian? The emperors of all dynasties have been equipped with swords and have not yet established a crown prince. How do you teach those ministers to think? I am not a suitable candidate for crown prince in their hearts. How should I deal with myself at that time? I have a bad heart. Only when I break my sleeves with you can they rest assured, and the mother god can also rest assured that no one will harm us again."

It sounds so complicated, but he still didn't answer how the god is like his biological parents.

Then the god will be single for thousands of years.

The author has something to say:

The place where Flora inherits from her parents: appearance and slowness.

Jin Mi and Xu Feng are still falling in love and killing each other over and over again in the human world, and now they have a son and a daughter who hate their biological parents, which is quite a tragedy.

Although Yuan Huang is calm and indifferent, he is really lacking in some aspects.

Although Yun Lin is absurd, but after all, he is the son of Yan Wan and Run Yu, so many things can be seen clearly.