[Comprehensive] God's love

I stood in front of the gate of this shabby-looking police station, folded my hands on my chest and thought for a long time.I came to a world with a very magical world view. On the way, I saw ancient buildings and modern buildings, ancient costumes, modern costumes, and various two-legged beasts with animal heads.

Leopard head, hippopotamus head, chicken head...

Before that, there was a big white goose with a duck bill and a handsome man with flowing hair crazily running past me. I wanted to get a better look at that handsome man, but he seemed to blow past me like a gust of wind.Probably because I had been standing at the gate of the police station for too long, an upright police uncle came over, followed by a young man carrying a cannon and a young man smoking a cigarette.

If it weren't for the police uniforms on them, it wouldn't be an exaggeration to call them hooligans. Why are there cannons in the police equipment, which are used to kill people?

"What's wrong with my little sister? Are you lost?"

As long as I don't deliberately dress up maturely, I will be considered immature.I remembered being mistaken for a lost child by Sasakawa Kyoko and Sawada Tsunayoshi again. I looked up and looked back. The two men behind the police uncle are both good-looking. I feel that they are different types, each with its own merits!

I immediately raised my hand: "I want to report the crime! Find a boyfriend! Besides, I'm not a child."

Uncle Policeman: "Huh? Looking for a boyfriend?"

The young policeman carrying the cannon was still chewing gum, blowing out a bubble, raised his red eyes, and said with a smile: "It can't be a young couple who eloped, right? Halfway through the run, my boyfriend was taken away by gangsters, and his organs were cut off." Selling to underground organizations or something."

"How did Sougo speak? The plot is completely wrong. It should be that the two people couldn't meet each other and exchanged letters. Then they agreed on a place to meet and then ran away, but for various reasons the man didn't come at the invitation." The young man with a cigarette changed the subject. , turning the plot abruptly to the one about Romeo and Juliet.

However, I said that it is really okay for the police to fabricate victims like this!I haven't said anything yet, you guys just make up for the new year's drama by yourself.

The police uncle who was silent for a moment knocked his palms, looked at me excitedly and said, "So you are worried about your boyfriend who didn't come here!"

"...Can you guys stop making up the plot on your own, and still believe it seriously. I didn't elope, and I don't even have a boyfriend." Resisting helplessness, I explained it this way.By the way, I added another sentence: "Even if I want to make it up, it should be because I have a group of harem who are devoted to me, right?"

The policeman was stunned, and looked at me with eyes: "Oh, then why did you say you were looking for a boyfriend?"

I started talking nonsense in a serious manner: "Because I have never had a boyfriend. The people's police are for the people. Since they are good public servants of the people, they are obliged to help me find a boyfriend."

The cigarette almost dropped from the police youth's mouth: "..." I don't know where to complain.

Police boy: "Who gave you the illusion that this is what the police do? Do I still have to feed you and carry you to the toilet? Without a boyfriend, it's because you are unattractive. If your breasts are so flat, why don't you go for breast augmentation? With this height, let's pull a bone."

Uncle Policeman: "That's too much, Souwu, ahem, this young lady, our Zhenxuan Group does not do these things. We want to protect the safety of residents, fight against evil forces, find boyfriends, etc. You should work hard on your own. Just like me, I work hard every day for my Miss A Miao! Love is fought for by oneself!"

The eyes of the uncle who ignited while talking radiated light, which made me ignite too, but sometimes love needs help, right?Isn't that how the blind date came about?

I was curious: "So how did you pursue the girl you like?"

Uncle Policeman: "Climb to the telegraph pole outside her house to show love to her every day, go to see her at her work every day, and surprise her with flowers at every turn. Wherever she appears, there must be my presence! Make yourself a variety of gifts and send them to her, and any suspicious men who appear by her side will be investigated one by one!"

I said that you are completely a perverted stalker, a typical negative teaching material, if you don’t learn, get out!

"Hey, little girl, do you want to find someone?"

At this time, the young police officer spoke, his voice was low and hoarse, which was pleasant to hear.Seeing his appearance as an old driver, I humbly asked, "What advice do you have?"

"There is a place on this street called Wanshiwu. Although the boss is an idiot with no knowledge and skills, you can go there and entrust tasks."

Hearing what the other party meant, this pointed me in a direction.I smiled slightly and thanked: "Thank you, I'll go over now. My name is Tenshen Six, what's my uncle's name?"

The policeman grinned: "Just call me Uncle Kondo!"

Police youth: "Toshiro Hijikata, don't call me uncle."

Police boy: "I don't mind calling me daddy."

This young man with a mouth that sounded a bit like Murasakihara was educated by Kondo before lazily reporting Okita Sougo's name.I silently regarded Hijikata and Okita as candidates for my partner, and when I was about to say goodbye, Hijikata stopped me.

"Forget it, I'll take you there, don't go astray. Boss Kondo, Souwu, you go back to the bureau first."

Hey, he's quite a gentleman.

As Tufang walked on this slightly quaint street, I looked around and saw a drunk walking towards me. The devil's steps seemed to hit me.Before I could dodge, Tufang grabbed my shoulders and dodged, and the drunk walked away humming a tune.

After finishing this action, Tufang withdrew his hand without any trace, as if nothing happened.

Is he teasing me!

Before I could think about it carefully, he stopped in his footsteps.

"arrive."

Following the direction of his finger, I looked up and saw that it was a two-story wooden building. The first floor was a tavern, and there was a slightly shabby sign hanging outside the corridor on the second floor, which read: House of Everything.At this time, the door of the tavern on the first floor opened, and a mother-in-law with heavy makeup and a cigarette came out.

Seeing Tufang, my mother-in-law raised her eyelids as a greeting, then she walked to me and took a deep breath.

"The dead diabetic prospective patient upstairs has stinky curly hair. If you don't hand over the three-month rent to my mother, my mother will cut your organs and sell them on the black market. Believe it or not!"

The seemingly thin mother-in-law sank into her dantian, and suddenly let out such a roar, I was so frightened that I trembled on the spot.After yelling, she returned to the tavern refreshed, as relaxed as a routine.And the Tufang next to me is completely used to the attitude, I said this Wanshiwu is really a man?

It can't be a pit!

"Go up, this idiot boss often owes money, don't be afraid."

"..." How do you tell me to come here to entrust a task with confidence?

Despite this thought, I followed the earthwork upstairs.Every time you step on a step, the slightly old staircase makes a creaking sound, and you finally arrive at the door of the Wanshiwu safely.

I knocked on the door, and there was dead silence inside, was there no one there?I looked at Tufang suspiciously, a vein twitched on his forehead, he raised his foot and kicked it, and the fragile paper door died unexpectedly.Immediately there was an angry accusation from a man inside.

"As a people's policeman, you actually kicked down the door of the taxpayer! The Shinsengumi is a phantom brigade in disguise! If you don't pay me three months' rent today, you can't leave alive!"

Before I could clearly see the man rushing out while scolding, my eyes suddenly went dark, my head felt a sharp pain, and then there was a scream.

"Dingchun! I ate it wrong! I ate it wrong! That's not Mr. Hijikata! It's just an innocent girl!"

"Damn it! Dingchun, who did you eat! Ah Yin told you to eat that piece of paper!"

"The mayonnaise star is here, Aru! Let go!"

"Are you still going to openly attack the police? I said this is a customer who came to Wanshiwu! You idiots! Don't let your dog let go! You're going to die!"

I only heard the panicked voices of men, teenagers, and girls making a mess of porridge. I think my head was bitten by an unknown thing, and blood is flowing at this moment.

To be honest, my first impression of Master House is that it is very unreliable.