Comprehensive Film and Television Rescue

"You don't talk to Si Niang, what are you doing in the kitchen?" Yu Wan was packing the dishes, when she turned her head and saw Xiao Shishilang standing in front of the door looking at her smiling.

Xiao Shishilang rubbed his nose, bent his eyes and smiled, "I'll help."

"Then help me wash the dishes waiting to be used in the pot." Yu Wan smiled.

"Okay!" Xiao Shishilang stepped forward to take the green vegetables in Yu Wan's hands naturally, looked into the pot and said with a smile: "I thought Wan'er couldn't cook, so I wanted to show my skills. It seems that Si Niang and I are lucky."

Yu Wan tilted her head and smiled: "I have good food, but I don't cook every day, and my skin will become rough when I cook every day. Speaking of which, this is the first time I cook in this world."

"Oh? That's really good food. Would you like me to roast some mutton? My roast meat is a must!" Xiao Shishilang twitched his lips and leaned in front of Yu Wan to discuss.

Yu Wan looked at Xiao Shishilang speechlessly: "Don't worry, I can't kill you even if I haven't cooked."

While Xiao Shishilang was tidying up the vegetables, the corners of his eyes twitched a little when he thought of Lian Chengbi, and he glanced at Yu Wan secretly, Yu Wan looked at Xiao Shishilang strangely: "Do you want to tell me something? ?”

"Ah, it's nothing!" Xiao Shishilang didn't expect to be stared at by Yu Wan, and smiled awkwardly, thinking of the reason quickly: "Well, you didn't wear a veil today!"

Just after finishing speaking, Xiao Shishilang, who realized what he said, wanted to stop his mouth, Yu Wan smiled and said: "The curtain hat, Si Niang said that there are Li Nu and her in foreign affairs, so I don't want to bring it when I don't go out at home. As for you." Yu Wan tilted her head to look at Xiao Shishilang: "Si Niang said that you can get used to it! I think so, I can't just wear a veiled hat when I see you."

"Yes, yes!" Xiao Shishilang had a bright smile on his face: "It's a pity that such a beautiful face is always covered!!"

"Well, Xiao Shishilang's future wife will definitely be a beauty." Yu Wan smiled and brushed off the floating powder on the bone soup. Xiao Shishilang lowered his eyes slightly to cover the look in his eyes, and raised his head for a moment. Holding up the cleaned vegetables in the bamboo basket, he smiled at Yu Wan and said, "I've packed it, and I'll help you light the fire."

"Okay." Yu Wan stretched out her hand to poke in the bamboo basket and said with a smile.

After the meal, Feng Siniang rubbed her swollen belly and acted like a spoiled child to Yu Wan. Xiao Shishilang looked at Yu Wan who was hugging Xiao Hongyi and coaxing Feng Siniang, and at Li Nu who stood up with his stomach struggling to fight While hiccupping, cleaning up the pot with almost no soup left on the table, he wiped his mouth and muttered in a low voice: "Where you can't eat, you will die if you are not careful."

Feng Siniang put her arms around Yu Wan's waist and moaned loudly, and Yu Wan scolded her with a smile: "I told you not to eat, the three of you insisted on eating up all the dishes on the table, you said you eat so much Can it not be uncomfortable? I remember that there are some red fruits in the kitchen, and I will make some tea later to digest the food and relieve the greasy, or there will be food in the stomach at night."

Xiao Shishilang lay faceless on the bamboo chair, and in the twilight, birds were flying to their nests in the forest. Xiao Shishilang couldn't help laughing out loud, with a sense of foolishness.Feng Siniang swelled uncomfortably, and when she heard Xiao Shishilang's silly laughter, she picked up the cloth tiger that Hongyi had thrown on the ground and threw it at Xiao Shishilang.

Xiao Shishilang let the cloth tiger full of wheat grains hit his face, reached out and put the cloth tiger on his face on his lap, sat up straight and smiled at Feng Siniang: "I think today is about my age. Happiest day of my life."

Feng Siniang turned her head to look at Yu Wan who was teasing Xiao Shishilang with a smile, then turned to Xiao Shishilang and said with a smile: "That's the pursuit!"

"That's the pursuit!" Xiao Shishilang smiled very boldly, and even said that he had no image at all. Feng Siniang looked at him and asked happily: "Then when I become the proprietress of Yuanji, the delicacies of mountains and seas will be delicious." When you eat, you are still happy to ascend to the immortal!"

"If we can keep doing this, we really wouldn't give it to a god!" Xiao Shishilang raised the wine jar and poured it into his mouth. After taking a sip, he still threw the wine jar to Feng Siniang, and Feng Siniang danced He caught it and took a sip.

Yu Wan looked at the two of them helplessly: "Just now you said that you ate too much and felt unwell, why did you still drink?"

Xiao Shishilang blinked and smiled at Yu Wan: "Wan'er doesn't know now, people in Jianghu have two stomachs, one is for meat and the other." Xiao Shishilang and Feng Si Niang looked at each other and laughed loudly, and said in unison: "It's for wine!"

"It's for wine!"

Yu Wan turned away, feeling that her eyes were about to be blinded by two drunkards.

"I'm going back to the house to rest." Yu Wan looked up at the setting sun outside the window, and put a small pot in front of the noisy Feng Siniang and Xiao Shishilang.

"Ah, so early?" Feng Siniang stopped to look at Yu Wan, glanced out of the window, and sighed as if she suddenly realized: "Today is Shuoyue!"

"Yeah." Yu Wan nodded lightly. She is a demon, and she will uncontrollably turn into a cat every night of Shuori, so every day when this day comes, Yu Wan will go to the room to rest early, Yu Wan Telling Feng Siniang that it is necessary for her to practice, and she will be very tired every day, Feng Siniang has no doubts, and never disturbs Yu Wan on this day.

"That night, I'll help Wan'er take care of Hongyi, Wan'er, rest well." Feng Siniang said to Yu Wan, leaving aside Xiao Shishilang, who was holding the wine jar stumbling around.

Yu Wan looked at Feng Siniang's face flushed from drunkenness, shook her head and smiled, "It's okay, Hong Yi is very good, you should go to bed earlier, don't drink so much."

"Oh!" Feng Siniang agreed with a smile.

"What, what?" Xiao Shishilang poked his head out from behind Feng Siniang, Yu Wan tugged at the wine jar in his hand, Xiao Shishilang hid the wine jar behind him with his dark eyes open.

Yu Wan looked at the two of them helplessly: "Drink less, drink so much, and eat so much food, you will inevitably feel uncomfortable."

"Okay!" Xiao Shishilang responded with a big smile when he saw that Yu Wan was no longer tugging at his wine jar. Feng Siniang had already turned behind him, took the wine and started drinking again.

Yu Wan hugged Hongyi back to her room with a headache, carefully bolted the door bolt, put Hongyi on the side of the bed, sat beside her and watched Xiao Hongyi staring at her with blue glazed eyes.Yu Wan smiled and teased Xiao Hongyi with the ends of her hair, waiting for the night to come.

Xiao Shishilang watched as Feng Siniang covered her mouth and ran to the back of the house, spitting on the floor, and took a wooden basin crookedly to fetch a basin of water and put it beside her.

Feng Siniang waved her hands to support Li Nu who came over with a bowl of clean water, rinsed her mouth and grabbed Li Nu's arm, disgusted with the smell of sour wine on her body, and clamored for him to boil water for a bath.

Linu glared at Xiao Shishilang, carried Feng Siniang into her room, walked out and closed the door, and went to the kitchen to boil water.

Xiao Shishilang stared at his nose with wide eyes and murmured in dissatisfaction: "They are all hard-working men, why do they stare at me? You like Si Niang, Si Niang likes Yang Kaitai, I like Wan'er, and Wan'er likes Lian Chengbi." , we two brothers are so miserable, you still stare at me."

Xiao Shishilang mumbled and walked to the small courtyard and sat down, singing pastoral songs in the courtyard.

"It's awful!" Feng Siniang lay on the bed hugging the quilt and shouted towards the door, picked up a delicate embroidered shoe by the foot of the bed and threw it from the edge of the window, and even unconsciously put on strength, the shoe smashed Open the papered window and fly straight to Xiao Shishilang's head, Xiao Shishilang's singing stopped abruptly.

Linu held the hot water and looked at Feng Siniang's papered window with a hole in it, paused, went to the firewood room and found a small jar of paste, took off the window paper on the window of Xiao Shishilang's room and pasted it on the window. Feng Siniang's window.

Xiao Shishilang had a small shoe print on his forehead, opened his mouth wide to watch Linu's movements, pointed at Linu tremblingly, clenched his hands into fists and slammed his chest twice, shaking his head with a mournful face and sighing: "You forget righteousness when you see sex! You forget righteousness when you see sex! People's hearts are not ancient!"

Linu completely ignored Xiao Shishilang, repaired Feng Siniang's window, heard Feng Siniang's slight snoring, went back to his room, closed the door and fell asleep.

The night was getting darker, Xiao Shishilang looked at the twinkling stars in the night, raised the wine jar and poured a mouthful into his mouth, stretched his hands, and laughed softly: "On such a day, It’s really plain and satisfying to make people want to cry!”

"That's right!" Xiao Shishilang clapped his hands, thinking that he hadn't shown Yu Wan the deer-cutting knife yet, and then happily came to Yu Wan's window. Lu Dao, thinking of Lian Chengbi's pale face, gently pushed Yu Wan's window, trying to wake Yu Wan up.

Yu Wan endured the uncomfortable feeling of bone contraction, and looked at Hong Yi who was sleeping soundly while holding her clothes. Hong Yi who closed his eyes was exactly the same as Lian Chengbi when he was a child.

After regaining her senses, Yu Wan shook her head, and wanted to cover Hongyi with the quilt, but she saw the fluffy cat's claws in her hand, sighed, carefully stretched out the sharp claws between the pads, hooked the quilt and pulled it towards Hongyi's body. for a moment.

Xiao Shishilang looked terrified and stood leaning on the wall of his room, without a trace of drunkenness on his face, he bit his arm fiercely, and the tingling sensation from his arm made Xiao Shishilang feel like he was struck by lightning Trembling badly.

He saw it, saw Wan'er turning into a beautiful gray and white big cat under a soft halo, Xiao Shishilang involuntarily took a step back, stumbled towards the bed, lay down on the quilt, and thought It was a mess.

Wan'er is a cat? !

Wan'er is a cat demon? !

Wan'er is a monster? !

Xiao Shishilang trembled all over, fell in love with a monster?Xiao Shishilang's pupils kept shrinking, and the scene of Wan'er turning into a cat was played back repeatedly in his mind due to fear. Xiao Shishilang stood up abruptly. He wanted to call Feng Siniang, Li Nu, and leave this place. The small courtyard, but stopped the moment the door was opened, and slowly slumped on the chair.

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Thank you "Nixia" for the nutrient solution (*^▽^*)