Comprehensive Film and Television Rescue
Chapter 1
"Again! It's stuck! You can't even fly! Resolutely boycott the Aggie, just like the country kid costume!" Yu Wan sat upright indignantly, and resolutely opened the questionnaire with a mentality of non-violence and non-cooperation.
"Hey?...What is this?" Yu Wan stared at the content of the questionnaire in front of her with wide eyes, scratching her face in surprise, "Isn't it Hequ?"
There is only a paragraph on the questionnaire on the page: "Hello, dear player, do you feel that life is boring and dull? Do you want a contract to travel through time and space and enter a magical life?"
After thinking deeply about the recent game announcements, there seems to be no activity, and considering her character value and the chance of playing a fake game, Yu Wan hesitated for a second and clicked to close the web page.
The questionnaire did not disappear after Yu Wan closed the webpage, and then a sentence popped up: "The scum rescue system has been bound. It cannot be uninstalled."
Before he could finish scanning the information that appeared on the webpage, Yu Wan's classic phone went black with a "snap", and his heart skipped a beat in fright. How could there be such a thing as time travel!Haha, how silly!
Yu Wan is like every other day, eating, hugging the computer, and eating. After looping this program twice, with the attitude of eating rice bugs waiting to die to the extent of [-]%, lazily Lying on the bed, he drifted off into dreamland.
Like soaking in a hot spring, the warm water wrapped her whole body, Yu Wan couldn't help moving her fingers, how strange?Why can't I open my eyes?
Suddenly the water surged and rushed towards a place, feeling that her body was being squeezed for a while, Yu Wan tried to squeeze out along the direction of the water flow, and when she vaguely felt the light, she heard an anxious and somewhat old voice. The female voice was shouting: "Ma'am, use your strength, one head has already come out!"
Ma'am, use your strength, a head has already come out!
Ma'am, use your strength, a head has already come out! !
Ma'am, use your strength, a head has already come out! ! !
Boom!Boom! !Boom! ! !Tianlei exploded beside her ears in an instant, and Yu Wan felt stiffly being squeezed out of her mother's body, being cleaned by Wen Po's warm body, and wrapped in cotton cloth, only two words remained in her mind.
Fetal wear!
She couldn't help screaming, but found that the sound she made was a baby crying. Yu Wan heard a strange voice, and felt that she was being carried in front of a woman.
"Ma'am, she is a pretty girl!".
Madam reached out to take Yu Wan and shook it lightly: "Xiao Shi is so pretty, even better than Yingtai when she was born."
"Who says no? The old woman has been a stable woman for so many years, and she has never seen such a handsome girl from birth. I don't know what kind of beauty she will have when she grows up!" Wen Po stretched out her hand to accept it. However, Yu Wan, who was drowsy due to lack of energy at birth, praised it.
Yu Wan breathed a sigh of relief when she heard the word "handsome", feeling drowsy, but she was a little concerned about the word "yingtai" in the lady's words.
After all, Liang Zhu, this pair of true love butterflies is still familiar in the land of China. Although the butterflies were born together, it is still a tragedy, so there are quite few people named Yingtai.
The parents really didn't care about their names!With this thought in mind, Yu Wan fell into a drowsy sleep.
I don't know how long the life of a baby who couldn't take care of herself lasted, and Yu Wan finally met the girl named Yingtai.
It's just... can you remove this glistening flesh?
Yu Wan tried her best to lift the fat claws to her eyes, avoiding the nipples of the nanny with a look of lovelessness, Zhu Yingtai, who was a little over one year old, sat beside her and gnawed on the rattle foolishly, three or four Year-old Zhu Yingqi poked herself carefully, with a look of surprise on her face: "Hey, so soft, so soft, mother, my little sister is so ugly, but so soft!"
Mrs. Zhu nodded Zhu Yingqi amusedly: "Your little sister hasn't grown yet? Don't touch her face with your hands."
The little Zhu Yingtai was drooling and patting her paws: "Little sister... little... little sister..."
With her eyes closed, she suddenly felt something grabbing her little quilt. Yu Wan quickly opened her eyes. Damn, Zhu Yingtai, who has not yet fully grown her teeth, threw away her little toy, poked her head excitedly, and was heading towards the She moved in the direction, and Yu Wan was so frightened that she hurriedly made a sound, causing the nurse to look here and hold Zhu Yingtai away.
Yu Wan let out a long sigh of relief. A child who is more than a month old has no bones or anything. What should I do if I accidentally hurt myself? A voice suddenly sounded in my mind while sighing.
"Ding, the scum rescue system is activated! The host needs to give the villain scum in every small world warm embrace like spring, influence them, guide them, and avoid the tragedy from happening."
"Ding, the package is open!"
"Ding, the mall is open!"
"Ding, the prestige is on!"
"Ding, the skill has been activated, please let the host choose whether to learn it or not."
Yu Wan opened her eyes wide, it's great, I'm dying!
No, no, I don't want to wear it!You trash system!You tell me to go back, I don't want to live in this era without toilet paper, TV, computer, mobile phone and aunt's pad!
"What's wrong with Xiao Shi?!" Mrs. Zhu became nervous when she saw the usually quiet Yu Wan babbling and babbling at the sky.
The nanny is also Zhang Er's monk. She couldn't figure it out, stretched out her hand to touch Yu Wan's buttocks, and asked in doubt: "Isn't it peeing! Could it be that you're hungry? Did you feed it just now?"
The nanny lifted her clothes to feed, Yu Wan paused, pushed away the nanny's limp cock with difficulty, let the piece of white meat shake, and closed her mouth tightly.
"Aren't you hungry?" Mrs. Zhu hugged Yu Wan, took out a doll toy and shook it in front of Yu Wan, watched Yu Wan reach out to grab it, and then she felt relieved: "It may be the first time I see a little toy. Jiu Xiaoba is so happy! Our little ten is the most obedient!"
"That's right!" The woman who took care of Yu Wan laughed and said, "Miss Ten never cries, she only yells twice when she's hungry and urinated, this old servant has never seen a child who is more worry-free than Miss Ten."
God knows that Yu Wan, who was praised by them, just wanted to keep her moral integrity below the Mariana Trench.
Trying to communicate with the system in her mind, Yu Wan protested and clamored.
"Send me back. Otherwise, I will destroy all the missions and not do any of them. I will report and expose you. There is no human rights..."
Before she could finish speaking, Yu Wan opened her eyes wide and watched the green name that suddenly floated above the nurse's head fall silent, it flickered.
"The system is bound and cannot be uninstalled."
"Why can't it be uninstalled?" Yu Wan was anxious.
"I didn't want to wear it. You put me on. What will my parents do? My relatives and friends, my life has been ruined by you?"
"The system is bound and cannot be changed. Please accept the reality. In order to compensate the host, the skills and backpacks have been distributed to the host for free."
Yu Wan resisted the urge to curse: "What can I do to let me go back? How do I know if what you said is true or not?"
"[-] points can be exchanged for the access gate of the source world. Completing the main line and branch tasks will give you corresponding points. Once the main line is completed, you can choose to leave the small world regardless of whether the branch tasks are completed. Friendly reminder: all tasks are hidden tasks , requires the host to experience event triggering. Special reminder: the system does not allow lying to the host."
"Go for a friendly reminder!"
"Verbal attacks on the system, one warning, ten points will be deducted for another offense."
"You deduct it! I don't even have points! Let me see what you deduct!"
"The minimum limit of points is minus one thousand, if the negative value is greater than one thousand, it will be wiped out!"
"Fuck!"
"Ten points will be deducted for verbal attacks on the system, and the existing points will be minus ten."
With her suppressed face flushed, Yu Wan stretched out her right hand, trying to show a middle finger to the air.
"Please host to choose whether to learn skills."
"Learn!" Yu Wan opened her arms, rolled her body hard, and listened to the system's prompt while the nanny called out in surprise, "Madam, Madam, the little lady will turn over".
"Ding! The martial artist skill is activated, the host is now at the primary level"
"Ding! Physician skills are activated, the host is now at the primary level"
Once it comes, it will be at ease, and Yu Wan, who has calmed down, opened her eyes and asked in her mind: "What should I do in the original world?"
The cold voice of the system sounded in the mind again: "The host is in a frozen state in the source world. Once the host has enough points, it can be exchanged for the access door of the source world. Use the access door to spend system points to choose the stay time."
Yu Wan opened her eyes wide, and asked in disbelief, "It's not like you can go back after completing the task!"
"Of course not. The system is life-long. Even when the host dies, it will enter reincarnation with the host, unless the host's soul is wiped out and ceases to exist."
"Life-long tenure? Disappear? You mean, this system depends on me?!" Yu Wan almost cried.
"Although the host used the wrong words, it can be understood in this way!"
Sang Xin was extremely heartbroken, and Yu Wan threw herself in the nanny's arms, screaming and crying.
"Why choose me! I just want to eat and drink and be a rice bug at home honestly. I don't want to wear clothes, I don't want the system, I don't want tasks! You have no human rights, I want to go home!"
The system didn't seem to have seen the host who was swaying and rolling. It paused for a long time before mechanically saying: "Please accept the status quo."
In the outside world, the nanny hurriedly coaxed the little lady in her arms, and Mrs. Zhu hurriedly sat up from the couch, and anxiously stretched out her arms to hug Yu Wan.
"What's going on here?"
Yu Wan slowly stopped thumping, lay on Mrs. Zhu's body and cried, very miserable.
Mrs. Zhu's face turned pale with anxiety, and she kept calling for the doctor in the mansion.
After confirming that nothing happened, he let out a long sigh of relief, nodded Yu Wan's little nose, and said with a smile: "I just praised you for peace of mind, and immediately made trouble, what a little devil!"
"Hey?...What is this?" Yu Wan stared at the content of the questionnaire in front of her with wide eyes, scratching her face in surprise, "Isn't it Hequ?"
There is only a paragraph on the questionnaire on the page: "Hello, dear player, do you feel that life is boring and dull? Do you want a contract to travel through time and space and enter a magical life?"
After thinking deeply about the recent game announcements, there seems to be no activity, and considering her character value and the chance of playing a fake game, Yu Wan hesitated for a second and clicked to close the web page.
The questionnaire did not disappear after Yu Wan closed the webpage, and then a sentence popped up: "The scum rescue system has been bound. It cannot be uninstalled."
Before he could finish scanning the information that appeared on the webpage, Yu Wan's classic phone went black with a "snap", and his heart skipped a beat in fright. How could there be such a thing as time travel!Haha, how silly!
Yu Wan is like every other day, eating, hugging the computer, and eating. After looping this program twice, with the attitude of eating rice bugs waiting to die to the extent of [-]%, lazily Lying on the bed, he drifted off into dreamland.
Like soaking in a hot spring, the warm water wrapped her whole body, Yu Wan couldn't help moving her fingers, how strange?Why can't I open my eyes?
Suddenly the water surged and rushed towards a place, feeling that her body was being squeezed for a while, Yu Wan tried to squeeze out along the direction of the water flow, and when she vaguely felt the light, she heard an anxious and somewhat old voice. The female voice was shouting: "Ma'am, use your strength, one head has already come out!"
Ma'am, use your strength, a head has already come out!
Ma'am, use your strength, a head has already come out! !
Ma'am, use your strength, a head has already come out! ! !
Boom!Boom! !Boom! ! !Tianlei exploded beside her ears in an instant, and Yu Wan felt stiffly being squeezed out of her mother's body, being cleaned by Wen Po's warm body, and wrapped in cotton cloth, only two words remained in her mind.
Fetal wear!
She couldn't help screaming, but found that the sound she made was a baby crying. Yu Wan heard a strange voice, and felt that she was being carried in front of a woman.
"Ma'am, she is a pretty girl!".
Madam reached out to take Yu Wan and shook it lightly: "Xiao Shi is so pretty, even better than Yingtai when she was born."
"Who says no? The old woman has been a stable woman for so many years, and she has never seen such a handsome girl from birth. I don't know what kind of beauty she will have when she grows up!" Wen Po stretched out her hand to accept it. However, Yu Wan, who was drowsy due to lack of energy at birth, praised it.
Yu Wan breathed a sigh of relief when she heard the word "handsome", feeling drowsy, but she was a little concerned about the word "yingtai" in the lady's words.
After all, Liang Zhu, this pair of true love butterflies is still familiar in the land of China. Although the butterflies were born together, it is still a tragedy, so there are quite few people named Yingtai.
The parents really didn't care about their names!With this thought in mind, Yu Wan fell into a drowsy sleep.
I don't know how long the life of a baby who couldn't take care of herself lasted, and Yu Wan finally met the girl named Yingtai.
It's just... can you remove this glistening flesh?
Yu Wan tried her best to lift the fat claws to her eyes, avoiding the nipples of the nanny with a look of lovelessness, Zhu Yingtai, who was a little over one year old, sat beside her and gnawed on the rattle foolishly, three or four Year-old Zhu Yingqi poked herself carefully, with a look of surprise on her face: "Hey, so soft, so soft, mother, my little sister is so ugly, but so soft!"
Mrs. Zhu nodded Zhu Yingqi amusedly: "Your little sister hasn't grown yet? Don't touch her face with your hands."
The little Zhu Yingtai was drooling and patting her paws: "Little sister... little... little sister..."
With her eyes closed, she suddenly felt something grabbing her little quilt. Yu Wan quickly opened her eyes. Damn, Zhu Yingtai, who has not yet fully grown her teeth, threw away her little toy, poked her head excitedly, and was heading towards the She moved in the direction, and Yu Wan was so frightened that she hurriedly made a sound, causing the nurse to look here and hold Zhu Yingtai away.
Yu Wan let out a long sigh of relief. A child who is more than a month old has no bones or anything. What should I do if I accidentally hurt myself? A voice suddenly sounded in my mind while sighing.
"Ding, the scum rescue system is activated! The host needs to give the villain scum in every small world warm embrace like spring, influence them, guide them, and avoid the tragedy from happening."
"Ding, the package is open!"
"Ding, the mall is open!"
"Ding, the prestige is on!"
"Ding, the skill has been activated, please let the host choose whether to learn it or not."
Yu Wan opened her eyes wide, it's great, I'm dying!
No, no, I don't want to wear it!You trash system!You tell me to go back, I don't want to live in this era without toilet paper, TV, computer, mobile phone and aunt's pad!
"What's wrong with Xiao Shi?!" Mrs. Zhu became nervous when she saw the usually quiet Yu Wan babbling and babbling at the sky.
The nanny is also Zhang Er's monk. She couldn't figure it out, stretched out her hand to touch Yu Wan's buttocks, and asked in doubt: "Isn't it peeing! Could it be that you're hungry? Did you feed it just now?"
The nanny lifted her clothes to feed, Yu Wan paused, pushed away the nanny's limp cock with difficulty, let the piece of white meat shake, and closed her mouth tightly.
"Aren't you hungry?" Mrs. Zhu hugged Yu Wan, took out a doll toy and shook it in front of Yu Wan, watched Yu Wan reach out to grab it, and then she felt relieved: "It may be the first time I see a little toy. Jiu Xiaoba is so happy! Our little ten is the most obedient!"
"That's right!" The woman who took care of Yu Wan laughed and said, "Miss Ten never cries, she only yells twice when she's hungry and urinated, this old servant has never seen a child who is more worry-free than Miss Ten."
God knows that Yu Wan, who was praised by them, just wanted to keep her moral integrity below the Mariana Trench.
Trying to communicate with the system in her mind, Yu Wan protested and clamored.
"Send me back. Otherwise, I will destroy all the missions and not do any of them. I will report and expose you. There is no human rights..."
Before she could finish speaking, Yu Wan opened her eyes wide and watched the green name that suddenly floated above the nurse's head fall silent, it flickered.
"The system is bound and cannot be uninstalled."
"Why can't it be uninstalled?" Yu Wan was anxious.
"I didn't want to wear it. You put me on. What will my parents do? My relatives and friends, my life has been ruined by you?"
"The system is bound and cannot be changed. Please accept the reality. In order to compensate the host, the skills and backpacks have been distributed to the host for free."
Yu Wan resisted the urge to curse: "What can I do to let me go back? How do I know if what you said is true or not?"
"[-] points can be exchanged for the access gate of the source world. Completing the main line and branch tasks will give you corresponding points. Once the main line is completed, you can choose to leave the small world regardless of whether the branch tasks are completed. Friendly reminder: all tasks are hidden tasks , requires the host to experience event triggering. Special reminder: the system does not allow lying to the host."
"Go for a friendly reminder!"
"Verbal attacks on the system, one warning, ten points will be deducted for another offense."
"You deduct it! I don't even have points! Let me see what you deduct!"
"The minimum limit of points is minus one thousand, if the negative value is greater than one thousand, it will be wiped out!"
"Fuck!"
"Ten points will be deducted for verbal attacks on the system, and the existing points will be minus ten."
With her suppressed face flushed, Yu Wan stretched out her right hand, trying to show a middle finger to the air.
"Please host to choose whether to learn skills."
"Learn!" Yu Wan opened her arms, rolled her body hard, and listened to the system's prompt while the nanny called out in surprise, "Madam, Madam, the little lady will turn over".
"Ding! The martial artist skill is activated, the host is now at the primary level"
"Ding! Physician skills are activated, the host is now at the primary level"
Once it comes, it will be at ease, and Yu Wan, who has calmed down, opened her eyes and asked in her mind: "What should I do in the original world?"
The cold voice of the system sounded in the mind again: "The host is in a frozen state in the source world. Once the host has enough points, it can be exchanged for the access door of the source world. Use the access door to spend system points to choose the stay time."
Yu Wan opened her eyes wide, and asked in disbelief, "It's not like you can go back after completing the task!"
"Of course not. The system is life-long. Even when the host dies, it will enter reincarnation with the host, unless the host's soul is wiped out and ceases to exist."
"Life-long tenure? Disappear? You mean, this system depends on me?!" Yu Wan almost cried.
"Although the host used the wrong words, it can be understood in this way!"
Sang Xin was extremely heartbroken, and Yu Wan threw herself in the nanny's arms, screaming and crying.
"Why choose me! I just want to eat and drink and be a rice bug at home honestly. I don't want to wear clothes, I don't want the system, I don't want tasks! You have no human rights, I want to go home!"
The system didn't seem to have seen the host who was swaying and rolling. It paused for a long time before mechanically saying: "Please accept the status quo."
In the outside world, the nanny hurriedly coaxed the little lady in her arms, and Mrs. Zhu hurriedly sat up from the couch, and anxiously stretched out her arms to hug Yu Wan.
"What's going on here?"
Yu Wan slowly stopped thumping, lay on Mrs. Zhu's body and cried, very miserable.
Mrs. Zhu's face turned pale with anxiety, and she kept calling for the doctor in the mansion.
After confirming that nothing happened, he let out a long sigh of relief, nodded Yu Wan's little nose, and said with a smile: "I just praised you for peace of mind, and immediately made trouble, what a little devil!"
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