[FATEFGO] Master's Note

The recently popular Internet idol Magic ★Mei Li has opened up a new column on her webpage, and only needs to pay 10000 yen to enjoy the qualification of one-on-one consultation with Mei Li, which lasts for 5 minutes.

This price can be said to be very (circle) and count (money).

Mei Lijiang already has a lot of fans by virtue of her unique style of poisonous tongue, and the newly opened column is naturally very popular. In just one week, hundreds of people enjoyed the 5 minutes of "being alone" with Mei Li.

But what do the sponsors think of Mei Lijiang's venomous response?

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Netizen [-]: The notch on the wall of Chateau d'If

Q: My...well...colleagues are always targeting me. Whenever we meet, they will put on a look of wanting to fight with me, and they will definitely reprimand me—the most terrifying thing is that his complaints are never Not repeated, horrible!So much so that now I start to wonder whether he is too picky or I really have a problem.

A: Well, then stab him to death, and then quietly move the body, wouldn't everything be fine~

Seeing this passage, Edmond Dantès began to wonder if his [-] yen would be wasted.He made up his mind and didn't lose confidence in Meili-chan (in fact, he didn't want to live up to [-] yen), and continued to ask.

Q: This seems unrealistic, because my boss will find out the first time.

A: That's it... Is there something in you that just hit a spot that he hates?Such as body shape, clothing and so on.

Q: So, he is very concerned about my hat, almost every time he sees me he yells for me to take it off.

A: Well★What kind of hat is that?

Q: Dark green top hat.

A: Dark green...green? ! !Do you know an allusion about hats?

The earl in front of the screen subconsciously shook his head.

A: In a big eastern country, wearing a green hat means that the person has been cheated on.

Alarm bells rang out in the earl's heart.Thinking back before she was alive, Mercedes betrayed her vow to love him forever, turned around and entered the palace of marriage with Fernand who framed him and imprisoned her.Although he can understand Mercedes' feelings and has long since forgiven her behavior, but from a certain point of view, this can indeed be barely classified as cheating...

His fingers unconsciously touched the brim of the hat, his heart fluttered slightly.

It turns out that Gilgamesh is so obsessed with this hat, is it for him?

It seems that for so long, he may have misunderstood Gilgamesh.Maybe, he's not necessarily a fun guy.

The next day.

"Why is the count not wearing a hat today?"

Hearing Shenmuxiao's question, the earl was surprised at first.He didn't expect Shenmu Xiao to notice the small change in his clothes so quickly.

He coughed twice, and replied calmly: "Suddenly I feel that this hat is not suitable for me. It makes my skin pale and pale. It's not handsome at all, hahahaha..."

Shenmu nodded in understanding, while Gilgamesh sneered.

The count felt that his previous belief that "Gilgamesh is a good man" can now be completely overturned.

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Netizen [-]: Hero Wang Shiye is a peerless hero

※Note: Since the length of the user name is limited to [-] bytes, the user cannot write all the beautiful words in his heart to describe himself on it.In this regard, the user expressed his "understanding" and greeted the customer service staff cordially.

Q: Ben Wang (deleted) There is a particularly annoying guy next to me, who not only hangs around a woman who has a particularly good relationship with me all the time, attracting her attention.Originally, he was annoying enough to be a human being, but recently he even paid attention to his own attire, obviously with bad intentions!But she—I mean the woman with whom I had a particularly good relationship—didn't notice, and was delighted with his change, and intentionally or unintentionally put me in the cold.How unreasonable!He's just a bastard!

A: ...if you think about removing a certain dissonant word, I think you will be more attractive★

Q: Huh?What right do you bastard (delete) have to tell me what to do with this...!

A:...

Q:  …

A:...

Q:  …

A: How about we talk about the woman you have a good relationship with?

Q: No.

Conversation ends.

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In the restaurant, Shenmu Xiao ran into Mei Lin who was struggling to type on the computer. The focused look on his brows and eyes gave him the feeling of a teenager with internet addiction.

Shen Muxiao leaned over to look at his computer screen curiously, and found that he seemed to be chatting with other people, but there were too many chat interfaces.

"Senior Merlin, what are you doing?"

"Work, work." Merlin replied without looking up, "Magic Meili's blog is very popular recently!"

"Eh?"

"It's that new column. Recently, I have attracted a lot of stupid people to throw money at me. Well, I often meet people with dirty mouths. Well, making money is still very hard."

Shen Muxiao felt that she probably heard some great secret just now.When she thought of the one-on-one column that Roman spent with great interest in Meili sauce a few days ago, she felt a strange feeling of sympathy for some reason.

The author has something to say:

My id in fgo is called Xie Jing himself, and every time I watch the plot, I introduce myself as "I am Xie Jing, I am also" (:зっ)っ

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