The Queen Dressed as Lin's Sister
Chapter 88 Meeting Ceremony
The lieutenant knelt on the ground to salute and kowtow again and again. King Beijing didn't speak, but looked at Wu Zhao and smiled.
Wu Zhao sat leisurely and said, "Why should you pay me? I'm just a woman, I don't know anything, and I can't carry it on my shoulders or my hands."
When she said the first sentence, the lieutenant thought that the princess was magnanimous, but after listening to it, he broke out in a cold sweat. Dare to love the concubine is not generosity, but a petty grudge, very careful.
Deputy General Gao hurriedly said: "The humble general has eyes that don't recognize Mount Tai, please... please forgive me, Princess."
Wu Zhao smiled and said, "I'm not Taishan either."
Lieutenant General Gao thought that Wu Zhao, who held a grudge, would have to arrange himself unreasonably, but Wu Zhao suddenly changed the subject again.
She said, and smiled at the King of Beijing, "Congratulations, King, the lieutenant next to you is a person who corrects his mistakes. Although there are thousands of heroes in this world, they are afraid of death. Save face, now that you can get a talent like General Gao, naturally you have to congratulate the county king."
Lieutenant Gao was even more stupefied when he heard that, just now Wu Zhao came to test him, to see if he sincerely apologized, if he had a bad attitude all of a sudden, he would be caught by this fine princess.
Lieutenant General Gao didn't know whether he was lucky or something, but he always felt that the princess in front of him was unfathomable, and had a feeling that he couldn't see through it at all.
The King of Beijing smiled and said: "Vice General Gao, please get up. The most urgent thing now is how to break the ambush of Qianxiang Kingdom."
Deputy General Gao immediately said yes, and King Beijing said: "Call the generals, Xiao Wang wants to discuss with the generals."
Lieutenant General Gao responded and quickly withdrew from the tent.
The king of Beijing County was going to discuss with everyone soon, so he said to Wu Zhao: "The journey is tiring, madam, let's rest earlier."
Wu Zhao said with a smile, "Wouldn't the county king take me with him when he went to negotiate? I was the one who discovered the sneak attack."
The king of Beijing County smiled and said, "I want to take Madam with me, but...the thought of so many people seeing Madam's beautiful face, isn't it a little bit wrong for my husband?"
Wu Zhao was amused by him, and said: "If you talk about beauty, it must be the prince."
The King of Beijing County cupped his hands and said: "If you accept the concession, then the little king deserves it. You must take good care of your appearance during the march and fight, or you will fall out of favor someday."
The two teased each other for a while, and soon Vice-General Gao gathered all the people there, and King Beijing led Wu Zhao over there.
Many people have heard about the ambush of the Qianxiang Kingdom by Vice General Gao, and they were also surprised when they heard that the news was given by the princess. Therefore, when the princess walked in, everyone didn't feel surprised. , but lowered his head, very respectful.
King Beijing brought Wu Zhao into the big tent. The topographical map of the surrounding area had already been laid out on the table. Vice General Gao had someone mark it. It was a canyon less than [-] miles ahead.
Lieutenant General Gao explained: "The terrain here is very complicated, and the canyon is a narrow path. If our army passes through, the ideal state is to form two rows. In this way, the escort of supplies, food and grass will be weakened, and the army's battle line will also be extended. , if there is a sneak attack at that time, the team will not be able to turn around, so that the head and the tail will not be able to save themselves, please show me the prince!"
The generals gathered together, and after hearing this, they made noises, some people said: "We are still four or five days away from Qianxiang Kingdom, but now Qianxiang Kingdom's ambushes have penetrated into our interior, this is unreasonable! "
"Yeah, yeah, I'm afraid it's a secret work!"
"The humble general thinks so too!"
Everyone was chaotic, looking at each other, as if trying to understand who is the secret agent, and the morale of the army was a little disordered for a while.
King Beijing frowned, his voice was not high, but he said loudly, "Quiet."
Only then did the generals stop talking, and looked at the King of Beijing, who said, "The urgent matter at the moment is not to divide our army, but how to resolve this ambush. The people of Qianxiang Kingdom know that we Escorting supplies, and food and grass must pass through here, so an ambush has been set up waiting for us, how should our army break it?"
The soldiers began to discuss again.
"Why don't you... take a detour?"
"Don't be naughty, take a detour from here, and when you come to the battlefield next year, the king of Nan'an County has already been chopped into meat stuffing and wrapped in pancakes by Qianxiang Kingdom!"
"That's right, the detour is too far, and we still have supplies with us. We don't know where to go this detour. At that time, we will definitely encounter ambushes from Qianxiang Kingdom."
Everyone was talking about it, but it seemed a little difficult in the end, and they all wanted to start directly with the ambush, but now that the ambush is standing in the main location, they have nothing to do.
Wu Zhao looked at the map at this time, and seemed to have made up his mind, and said, "It's nothing for our army to pass through here safely."
When he said this, all the soldiers looked at Wu Zhao with amazement, this time they couldn't care less about being rude.
King Beijing smiled and said, "Madam, what's your opinion?"
Wu Zhao said: "Great views are not necessarily high, they are just general views. Presumably the generals have experienced battles and understand. I am just playing tricks."
She said, clicked on the topographical map, and said: "Now the ambush of Qianxiang Kingdom has arrived, and looking at the terrain, there is only one way, and that must be to occupy the high ground. When our army enters, they will either throw stones or Use fire to attack, and then the enemy army will descend from the sky, killing every single one of them."
After her analysis, everyone's faces became even more ugly, and Wu Zhao said: "Although it is the middle of winter and the weather is dry, it is very suitable for fire attack, but I have just seen it. The wind direction is not right these days. If you use fire attack, it will be easy. It was cracked, so the ambush soldiers of Qianxiang Kingdom will definitely choose conservative throwing stones."
From staring at Wu Zhao at the beginning, everyone has turned to staring at the map. Then they all nodded and said, "Yes, that's right. The princess is right."
Wu Zhao paused for everyone to digest, and then said: "I have a way, I just need a convincing pioneer, as long as this pioneer, with some food and grass, pretends to be loaded into the canyon, passes by here, attracts Qian Xiangguo needs to pay attention, in this way, when the soldiers of Qianxiangguo are killed from a high place, our army will go up to the high place and throw stones down, isn't this just turning against the enemy and catching the turtle in the urn?"
The soldiers thought about it, this kind of canyon is undoubtedly the best way to do this, they must occupy the high ground, and then cooperate with the attack with stones and fire.
Lieutenant General Gao frowned, and said: "But... the people of Qianxiang Kingdom are very cunning, what if they don't believe it? According to the method of the princess, we need a vanguard to enter the valley, and at the same time, we need many soldiers to sneak up on the high ground, In this way, the number of pioneers may not be very large, how can we convince the cunning Qianxiang people?"
Wu Zhao smiled, and seemed to find the question of Deputy General Gao very interesting, so he said: "I said, we need a convincing pioneer in this process. Once this pioneer comes out, the people of Qianxiang Kingdom will not even think about it. Immediately put down all their main forces."
The soldiers even looked at each other and said, "This? There are such pioneers?"
"Who is this?"
"Yeah, who is it?"
At this time, Wu Zhao turned to look at the King of Beijing with a smile on his face. The King of Beijing raised his eyebrows. When everyone saw Wu Zhao's gaze, they suddenly realized, and then there was another commotion.
"What? Let the prince be the vanguard!?"
"How dangerous it is to enter the canyon!"
"No, no, the army has already lost a Nan'an County King. It would be too dangerous for the prince to be the vanguard!"
Wu Zhao said lightly: "Only the king of the county is the vanguard, and the people of Qianxiang country will spare no effort to believe that if other people are used, there is no possibility of reconciliation. You also said that the people of Qianxiang country are cunning. As a prince, I'm afraid it will be self-defeating."
The soldiers suddenly fell into a state of contemplation, and it was very difficult for a while. The king of Beijing County said leisurely: "Xiao Wang followed the team and came to fight. It is Xiao Wang who is useful now. an honor."
The officers and soldiers looked at the King of Beijing in surprise, never expecting that the King of Beijing would not refuse. The King of Beijing smiled and said, "Since it is Madam's plan, Xiao Wang has no choice but to sacrifice his life to accompany Madam?"
When he said this, everyone was very nervous, but now they laughed a lot. They had heard that the king of Beijing County had a reputation as a wife and slave. Whoever thought he was making fun of the county king, now that he sees it, it's really more than that.
Soon everyone decided on a plan and prepared to attack Qianxiang Kingdom's ambush.
The king of Beijing County led the team and brought a lot of food and grass, and set off soon. Wu Zhao was sitting in the army and did not set off with the team. After all, she was not allowed to.
That face soon left the county king, and everyone was in place, waiting for Qian Xiangguo to take the bait.
In the long canyon, the sound of horseshoes "tapping" and the sound of ruts, soon a team came in. Their speed was not fast, but very steady.
Qianxiang Kingdom's ambush soldiers had been lying in ambush early on, and now seeing someone, it was the king of Beijing County himself, they were overjoyed and hurriedly waved flags and gestured.
I heard the sound of "rumbling", and the rocks fell from the sky, like the roar of wild beasts, roaring continuously, rolling down the hillside "bang bang bang", as if to devour everything.
The king of Beijing County realized that "it's wrong" and immediately shouted: "There is an ambush! Retreat! Retreat!!"
At this time, the ambushes of Qianxiang Kingdom were already shouting, rushing down from a high place, trying to stop the retreating army and rob their leaders, food and grass.
The ambushes of Qianxiang Kingdom were full of confidence, and rushed down like a swarm, but at this time, they didn't know that when they rushed down from a high place, someone came up behind them.
Lieutenant General Gao slipped up with a team of troops. Seeing Wuyang Wuyang's Qianxiang Kingdom's ambush soldiers rushing down, he immediately shouted: "Stone throwing!"
"catapult!!"
"kill!!"
"Kill them all!"
The ambushes of Qianxiang Kingdom were still rushing down, just halfway up the mountain. At this moment, they suddenly heard a voice above their heads, in an incomprehensible language. When they looked up, they seemed to be occupied by a dense mass of people. More than that , that "rumbling", beast-like roar sounded again.
On the top of the mountain there was still a pile of stones that Qianxiang Kingdom hadn’t cast down. The face-faced deputy general Gao led people to get some stones and put them on his back for throwing stones. Now the stones are definitely enough, and they all retreated from the mountain.
"Boom—"
"Bang bang bang..."
The stone roared, rolled, and roared along the hillside. For a moment, the ambush soldiers of Qianxiang Kingdom were stunned, and they didn't know whether to run against them or run down the mountain. There are no rules.
At this moment, the third team of soldiers and horses rushed out, merged with the soldiers and horses of King Bei Jing, and wiped out all the ambush soldiers of Qianxiang Kingdom.
Wu Zhao sat in the tent, reading a book very leisurely, studying the map of soldiers and horses, topographical maps, etc., and at the same time asked Xueyan and Zijuan to invite people to come.
It was not a general who was invited, but a cook who followed the army.
The chef has long heard that the princess is resourceful. Although he is a cook, he has been with the army all year round, so he is very bold. After he came in, he did not hesitate. He said hello and said: "Princess, I have prepared everything you want." .”
"Paji!" A pack of things was thrown on the ground, Xueyan and Zijuan almost cried out in fright. The bloody thing looked very scary, and it made a sticky sound when it was thrown on the ground. There was a bloody smell that choked the nose.
Not to mention the girl didn't dare to speak anymore, the soldiers standing at the door at the other end didn't dare to speak, the smell of blood was very scary.
The cook was a little strange and said, "Princess, what do you want these pig hearts, sheep hearts, and cow hearts?"
Wu Zhao smiled, raised his lips, squinted his eyes, and said with a sinister expression, "It has a magical effect."
Soon, I heard a voice shouting from outside: "Good news!!! Good news-the prince is back!!"
Hearing the sound of "Huolang!", the curtain of the tent was slammed, and the king of Beijing was dressed in black armor, with his right hand curled up on the long sword at his waist, and his left hand with a helmet under his arm, striding in.
He was already tall, and the black armor set off the majesty of the King of Beijing. Because he had to wear a helmet, his long hair stood up high, but it was a bit messy at this time, and it had already scattered a lot, and there were blood stains on his face , setting off the whole face is serious and cold.
His usually gentle eyes were narrowed at this time, his thin lips were tightly pressed together, and he walked in without a trace, as if he was a cheetah that had just been hunted!
King Bei Jing walked in, and the moment he saw Wu Zhao, his expression suddenly relaxed, and he changed into that kind of gentleness, and said with a smile: "Madam is very predictable, this battle has been completely won. "
Wu Zhao smiled and said, "Congratulations to the king."
King Beijing cupped his hands and said, "Thank you, madam."
The two people on this side respect each other like guests, while the senior deputy general on the other side has already come in and said: "Your Majesty, the brothers have counted the prisoners just now, and it seems that one of them has a good official title!"
Upon hearing this, the King of Beijing smiled and said, "Oh? Then it's really going to be a trial, maybe there will be surprises."
When Wu Zhao heard this, he wanted to follow, but Lieutenant Gao was puzzled and said, "Princess, the humble general has already convinced you, but this time it's really not the humble general looking for faults, it's our men's job to interrogate the prisoners. Son, the concubine saw it...it's...it's too bloody!"
Wu Zhao faintly smiled, and when Vice-General Gao saw Wang Hao's smile, he was immediately astonished. It was not only beautiful, but also accompanied by a coldness and arrogance like ice and snow. Vice-General Gao had seen so many women, but unexpectedly I have never seen such an outstanding temperament.
Lieutenant General Gao knew for a moment that he had lost his composure, and when he received the faint glance from the King of Beijing, he quickly lowered his head, not daring to take a second look.
Wu Zhao said: "I still don't like your men's methods. I have prepared a big gift for the captives. If Vice General Gao doesn't believe it, why don't you take a look first?"
As Wu Zhao said, he pointed to the sack lying on the ground. When Lieutenant General Gao came in, he smelled a bloody smell. He didn't know what it was, so he walked over and picked up a corner of the sack to have a look. .
Seeing this, the good guy immediately "vomited—" and was about to vomit, and quickly covered his mouth and nose, and said, "Princess, this... this..."
Wu Zhao just smiled, and said in a gentle and sweet voice, "Are you convinced?"
Lieutenant General Gao couldn't speak, just covered his mouth and nose, and didn't dare to look at the sack for a second time...
The captives have been pinned in the camp, and all the soldiers are present, waiting for the king of Beijing to interrogate.
Soon after, I saw Deputy General Gao come in and open the way ahead, and then the king of Beijing County and the princess came in.
The prisoner at the other end burst out laughing "haha" when he saw it, and then said some gibberish words. The accompanying officer's face was very ugly, but he still translated it.
The official said: "The prisoner said that he had heard that the king of Beijing County was incompetent, and he took a woman with him everywhere. He had long been intoxicated in the gentle village and couldn't pull it out. Seeing him now, it really is."
King Beijing was not angry when he heard this, he just smiled and said: "Who made Madam so capable, it's hard not to be intoxicated?"
The soldiers had already learned how powerful Wu Zhao was, and it was thanks to Wu Zhao that they won this battle, so they immediately burst out laughing.
Seeing them laughing happily, the prisoner became very angry, and cursed and yelled, saying some nasty things about Wu Zhao, saying that women are not capable.
The king of Beijing immediately had a bad face. Which man can let others scold his wife?Especially the King of Beijing County, although he is usually gentle and kind, but in fact he is the one he hates the most. After all, he was under house arrest and died in his previous life, because he accumulated too much unknown hatred in his heart .
The king of Beijing County stepped forward, "Stab!" He drew out his sword with a single sound, but at this moment, Wu Zhao said, "Wait a minute."
King Beijing's sword was drawn out, but Wu Zhao abruptly took it back as soon as he spoke, and just glanced at the prisoner coldly.
The prisoner was proud for a while, and the interpreter of the officer said: "The prisoner said that their army is already in a state of strength, and the king of Nan'an County is still in his hands as a hostage. If you are sensible, surrender quickly!"
Wu Zhao smiled faintly, and said calmly: "I know, you have been irritating the prince all the time, so I know better, if you don't know a lot of secrets, how could you be so determined to die? "
The officer quickly translated it, and the prisoner's face froze, and then he yelled loudly. The officer said, "The prisoner said he didn't know anything."
Wu Zhao smiled, very gentle and easy-going, and said, "Most of the captives say so."
As she spoke, she beckoned, and Lieutenant Gao immediately brought a bloody sack over, and threw it in front of the captive with a loud "Crack!!"
The prisoner frowned and yelled loudly, and the officer said, "The prisoner said, let you not waste your time trying to scare him."
Wu Zhao didn't take it seriously, and waved again. Lieutenant General Gao held his breath immediately, then grabbed the sack and poured out all the contents in the bag.
"Huh—" All of a sudden, a bloody smell rose into the sky, and bloody things rolled out of it, accompanied by a sticky sound, it turned out to be a lot of hearts!
The soldiers were a little dumbfounded when they saw it. Although the captives were taken aback, Qianxiang Kingdom's education was not as good as that of Zhongtu, so there were people who drank blood, and they were not afraid of this. They sneered and held their heads high.
The official interpreter said: "He said it was just the hearts of some animals. They just eat this. It's nothing to be afraid of. If you want to scare him, you can find something else."
Wu Zhao smiled and said, "Why is this the heart of an animal? Take a closer look, isn't this the heart of your soldiers from the Qianxiang Kingdom?"
When the prisoner heard the translation, he was startled again, and couldn't help but take another look.
Wu Zhao said leisurely, "There used to be a beautiful woman, Daji. I don't know if you, Qianxiang Country, have heard of it."
The prisoner ignored her and pretended not to hear her. Wu Zhao took out a small knife out of nowhere, and as if juggling, he raised his orchid finger, gestured with the knife, and said with a smile, "I heard that this beauty has a very good nature. It's weird, she likes to hear other people's screams very much, and she likes to see people being scorched, dancing, and even reduced to ashes..."
The officer translated, and the prisoner looked at Wu Zhao with a strange look. Wu Zhao smiled, fiddled with the knife, and said, "Of course, I don't have Daji's beauty, so my eccentricity is better than this Daji empress. , It’s a bit inferior, but don’t worry.”
As Wu Zhao said, he even rolled up his sleeves and showed his white and tender wrists. When everyone present saw it, they all lowered their heads. No one took advantage of it, but the prisoner gave a strange laugh and said a few words. The officer did not dare to translate at all, but Wu Zhao generally understood, after all, the prisoner had a look of contempt on his face.
Wu Zhao ignored him, rolled up his sleeves, grabbed a piece of heart on the ground with his tender fingers, and instantly his tender palms became bloody, and the contrast in an instant shocked the prisoner.
Wu Zhao held the heart in the palm of his hand, stroked it lightly with the knife, and made a "呲呵" sound. Those hearts were still very fresh, and the blood splashed out, and instantly splashed onto Wu Zhao's robe, but Wu Zhao didn't care. splashed on the captive's face.
The prisoner let out a frightened "Ho!" and took a deep breath.
These hearts are of course fresh, and they will be used for the celebration at night. The chef has just cleaned up and is going to roast a pig, a sheep, etc. in the evening. No one's heart at all.
But Wu Zhao said, "Take a good look. I'll cut it open for you. Take a closer look. Is it the heart of your brothers? You can identify it. They have been with you day and night, and you will definitely recognize it."
As Wu Zhao said, he sliced through the wall, one knife at a time, making a sound, not to mention being a prisoner. Many generals present couldn't bear it, and felt their hairs stand on end.
The prisoner yelled, and the official interpreter said: "He said that the princess is nonsense, this heart is so big, it is obviously not human."
Wu Zhao giggled, and said very childishly, with a voice like a silver bell, and said, "Yes, this heart is dug out alive. When a person is alive, he cuts the chest with a knife, only opening a small gap, and then stretches his hand in." In this way, because of fear, the heart beats violently and relaxes to a certain extent, and the meat that is dug out is naturally firmer and tastier, and the size...is just a little bit bigger. Don't believe it , I’ll cut open yours, take a look, don’t worry, the moment the heart is taken out, you can read it before you die, my technique is very skilled.”
As Wu Zhao said, he pressed the heart to the prisoner's face.
The prisoner was so frightened that he yelled "Ah—" and couldn't bear it any longer. He began to tremble, and the officer next to him said, "The prisoner said that he confessed, as long as he doesn't take out his heart!"
After the official finished his sentence, everyone present immediately cheered, while Wu Zhao dropped the heart in his hand, and with a "ba-chi", he threw it beside the prisoner. out.
The prisoner was so frightened that he confessed quickly.
Wu Zhao wiped his hands with a handkerchief, and said, "The rest will depend on you men?"
Wu Zhao went back to the tent, the maids fetched water and asked Wu Zhao to change his clothes and wash his hands.
After Wu Zhao washed his hands, the King of Beijing came in and said with a smile, "Madam is really smart, the prisoner has already confessed, and we really have a secret job here."
There is still some distance from the border here, and the people from Qianxiang Country can cross the border, and there are a lot of them. Someone must have opened the door for them. This person is none other than the local magistrate.
King Beijing said: "Now that we have captured the soldiers of Qianxiang Kingdom, it has not been spread yet. I want to take advantage of this opportunity to rush over quickly and catch the magistrate by surprise."
Wu Zhao nodded and said, "That's the reason, but you can't trust the captive's one-sided story. If you tell a lie and kill a loyal minister by mistake, it won't be good."
King Beijing nodded and said, "Yes, I thought of a place with me."
The captives said that they had a support person, that is, the local magistrate, and more than that, there was a leader of Qianxiang Kingdom hidden in the magistrate's house, a general, and this general was always in the magistrate's mansion, contacting people on both sides.
At the moment, everyone couldn't celebrate their achievements, so they quickly tore down the tents overnight and hurried on their way at night.
Because of the large number of people, they set up their tents in the outskirts. Now they had a quick meal, dismantled their tents and entered the city overnight, heading straight for the magistrate's mansion.
Before dawn, the magistrate was still sleeping in the mansion, when he heard someone knocking on the door frantically, saying: "Master! Master! Your Excellency! It's not good! The King of Beijing County is here!"
The magistrate was startled in his sleep. After all, he was guilty. He was so frightened that he rolled off the bed, fell down, and said in surprise, "Who...who is here!?"
The boy said: "The King of Beijing County! He brought a lot of soldiers!"
The magistrate said, "Is... are you here to arrest me?"
The boy said: "That's not true, sir, the king of the county said he was here to stay. They rushed here at night, because the princess is too weak, so they came to stay here."
When the magistrate heard this, he felt a little more comforted, patted his chest, and said, "Okay, okay, go and greet me!"
Soon, with a "bang", the gate of the prefect opened, and the prefect greeted him from inside. Sure enough, there were not many people outside the door. The king of Beijing only led this team, and it seemed that they were not here to arrest him.
Wu Zhao, on the other hand, leaned against the arms of King Beijing with a delicate face, coughing non-stop, as if he was really overwhelmed.
The king of Beijing County looked worried, and said: "I'm going to trouble you to clean up the room. The princess is too weak and can't help camping in the wild. Now she has caught the wind and cold again. The king will stay with you for two or three days. Wait for the princess to get better." Walk."
The magistrate hurriedly responded and asked people to clean up the room where he was staying. At the same time, he rolled his eyes several times before sending the King of Beijing and Wu Zhao into the room, and then went to find the general of Qianxiang Kingdom.
As expected, the great general lived in the magistrate's mansion. The magistrate was the local emperor, and the sky was high and the emperor was far away. The general lived here very comfortably.
The magistrate hurriedly went to see the general and told about the stay of the king and concubine. The general was naturally happy and was going to kill the king and concubine. There was no leader in the group. There was no way to fight this battle. Then they went to capture it. Grain and so on.
The general said: "However, we don't have enough soldiers and horses now. They have brought some people here. You have to keep them safe. Let's do it tomorrow night at the earliest."
The magistrate nodded and said: "Yes, if it is done, the adults must not forget the little ones."
The two conspired, laughing a series of times, thinking that their plan was foolproof.
It's just that they were still plotting, and someone came knocking on the door again, "Bang bang bang!", and said anxiously: "My lord! My lord! It's not good, it's not good!"
The magistrate was frightened and said through the door: "What's the matter?"
The man said: "My lord, the princess said that she lost a pair of earrings, which were stolen by people in our house. They want to search our house!"
When the prefect and the general heard this, their faces turned pale with fright.
The magistrate immediately said: "What... what should I do?!"
The general said, "No, don't panic, just deal with it."
Wu Zhao is pretending to be "hypocritical" and insisting that he lost his earrings, and the magistrate wanted to pay Wu Zhao. Wu Zhao sneered and said, "You? Can you afford it? This is a gift from the empress." Earrings for me, just you?"
As she spoke, she immediately fell into the arms of the King of Beijing, shyly beat the King's chest several times, and said, "My lord, no, no, I want my earrings, which are my favorite earrings." , if you want, if you want—”
The king of Beijing was hit so lightly by Wu Zhao, and he felt Wu Zhao rolling in his arms and acting coquettishly. He was very coquettish, and he didn't look like the usual Wu Zhao at all.Now the king of the county has just started meat, how can he bear it, coughed, and said in a low voice: "Madam, if you make trouble again, I'm welcome?"
As he said that, he quietly pinched Wu Zhao's waist. Wu Zhao's waist was very ticklish, and he immediately let out a "hey", this time he really fell into the arms of King Beijing...
The magistrate was terrified, the concubine wanted to search the mansion, but the magistrate couldn't stand it, so he had to send someone to secretly inform the general, asking the general to be wronged, and disguised himself as a servant of the mansion.
The general had no other choice, so he quickly changed into the servant's clothes, but he was tall and put on the servant's clothes, but he had a ferocious expression on his face, and the people in Qianxiangguo and their side didn't look the same , which can be seen almost at a glance.
In fact, Wu Zhao had seen it a long time ago, so he had people search him like a blanket, forcing the general of the Qianxiang Kingdom to hide in the latrine.
The magistrate hurriedly said: "Princess, look... I have searched for this, but there is still nothing."
Wu Zhao immediately pouted, tugged at the sleeve of the Prince of Beijing in displeasure, and said, "My lord, look at him, who said he's searched for it all over again? It's clearly a concubine's prevarication, and he didn't even find the latrine!"
The magistrate was so frightened that his liver trembled, and the general heard it from inside. Wu Zhao must have sent someone to look for him in the hut, and even said that the thief might be hiding in the hut.
The general was terrified, the hut was already stinky, it was still the hut used by the servants, the stench was so strong that no one cleaned it up, now the general was frightened, he took a deep breath, the stench was almost gone.
It's just that there was a lot of talking outside, and soon some soldiers wanted to come into the hut to look for him. The general lived here with the magistrate, and he didn't bring many soldiers with him, so he absolutely couldn't fight them head-on.
Hearing the sound of footsteps, the general had no choice but to be captured, it would be even worse, he gritted his teeth, turned up the partition on the floor of the hut, took a deep breath, plunged in like a strong man cut his wrist, and opened the partition again. Lay flat.
The soldiers searched out and reported that there was no one there, which made Wu Zhao laugh so hard, could Wu Zhao know where the general was hiding?
At this time, Wu Zhao made a deliberate "Ah!", stretched out his hand as if conjuring, and said, "I hate it, why are you here? It must be hanging on my sleeve. The prince will definitely not blame me, right?"
King Beijing Jing gently pinched Wu Zhao's cheek in cooperation, and said, "Look at you, you have been making a fuss all night, and you didn't lose it. You are so weak, why don't you go and rest?"
The prefect on the other side was terrified, his teeth were about to be gritted, and seeing Wu Zhao and the county king leave, he breathed a sigh of relief.
The general hid in the latrine and waited for everyone to leave before he came out. His whole body was covered in filth, his seven orifices were filled with smoke, and the smell was so bad that even the magistrate dared not approach him.
The magistrate said: "General, I'm afraid there will be changes, so please avoid the limelight first."
The general also thought so, fearing that there would be trouble, so he hurriedly took advantage of the time when the King and Princess of Beijing went to rest, and the sky was not bright, so he hurried out of the mansion and moved the rescuers himself, catching them by surprise.
Immediately, the general, smelling all over his body, hurried out of the magistrate's mansion, specifically picking up remote paths.
As a result, as soon as he plunged into the alley, he heard a loud laugh, and there was someone waiting for him in the alley, a big bearded man.
That big man is none other than Lieutenant General Gao!
Lieutenant Gao held a broadsword and swung it horizontally at once, followed by groups of soldiers. The general entered the path by himself, and with a "hula", he was blocked behind him. He immediately felt horrified, feeling that he had been tricked!
Lieutenant General Gao laughed and said, "Your Highness and Concubine's predictions are right. In the middle of the night, you can't make a mistake in catching that man who smells all over his body!"
When the general heard that he had been tricked, he almost died of anger. It turned out that everything that happened just now was all because of the King and Princess of Beijing to entertain him!
Lieutenant General Gao shouted at this moment: "Take it!"
When the sky was slightly bright, there was a commotion in the prefect's mansion. The prefect jumped out of bed immediately in fright. Before he could realize what was going on this time, he heard "Boom!!!", this time it wasn't the boy smashing The door was closed, but someone broke into the door. It turned out to be several soldiers, who brought up the magistrate and took them out directly.
"Bang!!!"
The magistrate was thrown on the ground, he was wearing a middle coat, he was shivering from the cold, but he smelled a stench, looked up, and saw someone kneeling beside him, in the same embarrassment as himself, not someone else, It was the General Qianxiang who had escaped at night before but was captured again!
The magistrate was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he felt that his affairs were in jeopardy.
At this time, Wu Zhao and the king of Beijing County walked over leisurely. Wu Zhao deliberately stood far away, covered his nose and said, "It smells really bad."
The Prince of Beijing immediately said, "Why don't you get some incense for the princess?"
Soon someone brought Wu Zhao a small hand stove, which was filled with incense powder, and it was delicious.
When the magistrate saw it, he was so frightened that he immediately preemptively cried and said, "Spare me! Spare my life! The lower officials were also forced! Your lord, please spare me!"
When the general of Qianxiang Kingdom heard this, his beard flew wildly and his eyes widened. He knew the Chinese language and could speak it himself, so he immediately yelled, "You bloody bastard!"
In order to protect himself, the magistrate hurriedly said: "My lord, you have to trust the subordinate, the subordinate is really forced! And the subordinate can... You can redeem your sins!"
The king of Beijing County said lazily: "Atonement? What credit can you have?"
The magistrate hurriedly said: "Yes! Yes! Yes, yes! Really, there is a roster!"
When he said this, the general next to him was taken aback, looked at the prefect in shock, and immediately jumped up to pinch the prefect's neck.
The magistrate yelled and ran to the side, while the soldiers hurried over to hold down the general of Qianxiang Kingdom.
King Beijing said: "What is it?
Wu Zhao sat leisurely and said, "Why should you pay me? I'm just a woman, I don't know anything, and I can't carry it on my shoulders or my hands."
When she said the first sentence, the lieutenant thought that the princess was magnanimous, but after listening to it, he broke out in a cold sweat. Dare to love the concubine is not generosity, but a petty grudge, very careful.
Deputy General Gao hurriedly said: "The humble general has eyes that don't recognize Mount Tai, please... please forgive me, Princess."
Wu Zhao smiled and said, "I'm not Taishan either."
Lieutenant General Gao thought that Wu Zhao, who held a grudge, would have to arrange himself unreasonably, but Wu Zhao suddenly changed the subject again.
She said, and smiled at the King of Beijing, "Congratulations, King, the lieutenant next to you is a person who corrects his mistakes. Although there are thousands of heroes in this world, they are afraid of death. Save face, now that you can get a talent like General Gao, naturally you have to congratulate the county king."
Lieutenant Gao was even more stupefied when he heard that, just now Wu Zhao came to test him, to see if he sincerely apologized, if he had a bad attitude all of a sudden, he would be caught by this fine princess.
Lieutenant General Gao didn't know whether he was lucky or something, but he always felt that the princess in front of him was unfathomable, and had a feeling that he couldn't see through it at all.
The King of Beijing smiled and said: "Vice General Gao, please get up. The most urgent thing now is how to break the ambush of Qianxiang Kingdom."
Deputy General Gao immediately said yes, and King Beijing said: "Call the generals, Xiao Wang wants to discuss with the generals."
Lieutenant General Gao responded and quickly withdrew from the tent.
The king of Beijing County was going to discuss with everyone soon, so he said to Wu Zhao: "The journey is tiring, madam, let's rest earlier."
Wu Zhao said with a smile, "Wouldn't the county king take me with him when he went to negotiate? I was the one who discovered the sneak attack."
The king of Beijing County smiled and said, "I want to take Madam with me, but...the thought of so many people seeing Madam's beautiful face, isn't it a little bit wrong for my husband?"
Wu Zhao was amused by him, and said: "If you talk about beauty, it must be the prince."
The King of Beijing County cupped his hands and said: "If you accept the concession, then the little king deserves it. You must take good care of your appearance during the march and fight, or you will fall out of favor someday."
The two teased each other for a while, and soon Vice-General Gao gathered all the people there, and King Beijing led Wu Zhao over there.
Many people have heard about the ambush of the Qianxiang Kingdom by Vice General Gao, and they were also surprised when they heard that the news was given by the princess. Therefore, when the princess walked in, everyone didn't feel surprised. , but lowered his head, very respectful.
King Beijing brought Wu Zhao into the big tent. The topographical map of the surrounding area had already been laid out on the table. Vice General Gao had someone mark it. It was a canyon less than [-] miles ahead.
Lieutenant General Gao explained: "The terrain here is very complicated, and the canyon is a narrow path. If our army passes through, the ideal state is to form two rows. In this way, the escort of supplies, food and grass will be weakened, and the army's battle line will also be extended. , if there is a sneak attack at that time, the team will not be able to turn around, so that the head and the tail will not be able to save themselves, please show me the prince!"
The generals gathered together, and after hearing this, they made noises, some people said: "We are still four or five days away from Qianxiang Kingdom, but now Qianxiang Kingdom's ambushes have penetrated into our interior, this is unreasonable! "
"Yeah, yeah, I'm afraid it's a secret work!"
"The humble general thinks so too!"
Everyone was chaotic, looking at each other, as if trying to understand who is the secret agent, and the morale of the army was a little disordered for a while.
King Beijing frowned, his voice was not high, but he said loudly, "Quiet."
Only then did the generals stop talking, and looked at the King of Beijing, who said, "The urgent matter at the moment is not to divide our army, but how to resolve this ambush. The people of Qianxiang Kingdom know that we Escorting supplies, and food and grass must pass through here, so an ambush has been set up waiting for us, how should our army break it?"
The soldiers began to discuss again.
"Why don't you... take a detour?"
"Don't be naughty, take a detour from here, and when you come to the battlefield next year, the king of Nan'an County has already been chopped into meat stuffing and wrapped in pancakes by Qianxiang Kingdom!"
"That's right, the detour is too far, and we still have supplies with us. We don't know where to go this detour. At that time, we will definitely encounter ambushes from Qianxiang Kingdom."
Everyone was talking about it, but it seemed a little difficult in the end, and they all wanted to start directly with the ambush, but now that the ambush is standing in the main location, they have nothing to do.
Wu Zhao looked at the map at this time, and seemed to have made up his mind, and said, "It's nothing for our army to pass through here safely."
When he said this, all the soldiers looked at Wu Zhao with amazement, this time they couldn't care less about being rude.
King Beijing smiled and said, "Madam, what's your opinion?"
Wu Zhao said: "Great views are not necessarily high, they are just general views. Presumably the generals have experienced battles and understand. I am just playing tricks."
She said, clicked on the topographical map, and said: "Now the ambush of Qianxiang Kingdom has arrived, and looking at the terrain, there is only one way, and that must be to occupy the high ground. When our army enters, they will either throw stones or Use fire to attack, and then the enemy army will descend from the sky, killing every single one of them."
After her analysis, everyone's faces became even more ugly, and Wu Zhao said: "Although it is the middle of winter and the weather is dry, it is very suitable for fire attack, but I have just seen it. The wind direction is not right these days. If you use fire attack, it will be easy. It was cracked, so the ambush soldiers of Qianxiang Kingdom will definitely choose conservative throwing stones."
From staring at Wu Zhao at the beginning, everyone has turned to staring at the map. Then they all nodded and said, "Yes, that's right. The princess is right."
Wu Zhao paused for everyone to digest, and then said: "I have a way, I just need a convincing pioneer, as long as this pioneer, with some food and grass, pretends to be loaded into the canyon, passes by here, attracts Qian Xiangguo needs to pay attention, in this way, when the soldiers of Qianxiangguo are killed from a high place, our army will go up to the high place and throw stones down, isn't this just turning against the enemy and catching the turtle in the urn?"
The soldiers thought about it, this kind of canyon is undoubtedly the best way to do this, they must occupy the high ground, and then cooperate with the attack with stones and fire.
Lieutenant General Gao frowned, and said: "But... the people of Qianxiang Kingdom are very cunning, what if they don't believe it? According to the method of the princess, we need a vanguard to enter the valley, and at the same time, we need many soldiers to sneak up on the high ground, In this way, the number of pioneers may not be very large, how can we convince the cunning Qianxiang people?"
Wu Zhao smiled, and seemed to find the question of Deputy General Gao very interesting, so he said: "I said, we need a convincing pioneer in this process. Once this pioneer comes out, the people of Qianxiang Kingdom will not even think about it. Immediately put down all their main forces."
The soldiers even looked at each other and said, "This? There are such pioneers?"
"Who is this?"
"Yeah, who is it?"
At this time, Wu Zhao turned to look at the King of Beijing with a smile on his face. The King of Beijing raised his eyebrows. When everyone saw Wu Zhao's gaze, they suddenly realized, and then there was another commotion.
"What? Let the prince be the vanguard!?"
"How dangerous it is to enter the canyon!"
"No, no, the army has already lost a Nan'an County King. It would be too dangerous for the prince to be the vanguard!"
Wu Zhao said lightly: "Only the king of the county is the vanguard, and the people of Qianxiang country will spare no effort to believe that if other people are used, there is no possibility of reconciliation. You also said that the people of Qianxiang country are cunning. As a prince, I'm afraid it will be self-defeating."
The soldiers suddenly fell into a state of contemplation, and it was very difficult for a while. The king of Beijing County said leisurely: "Xiao Wang followed the team and came to fight. It is Xiao Wang who is useful now. an honor."
The officers and soldiers looked at the King of Beijing in surprise, never expecting that the King of Beijing would not refuse. The King of Beijing smiled and said, "Since it is Madam's plan, Xiao Wang has no choice but to sacrifice his life to accompany Madam?"
When he said this, everyone was very nervous, but now they laughed a lot. They had heard that the king of Beijing County had a reputation as a wife and slave. Whoever thought he was making fun of the county king, now that he sees it, it's really more than that.
Soon everyone decided on a plan and prepared to attack Qianxiang Kingdom's ambush.
The king of Beijing County led the team and brought a lot of food and grass, and set off soon. Wu Zhao was sitting in the army and did not set off with the team. After all, she was not allowed to.
That face soon left the county king, and everyone was in place, waiting for Qian Xiangguo to take the bait.
In the long canyon, the sound of horseshoes "tapping" and the sound of ruts, soon a team came in. Their speed was not fast, but very steady.
Qianxiang Kingdom's ambush soldiers had been lying in ambush early on, and now seeing someone, it was the king of Beijing County himself, they were overjoyed and hurriedly waved flags and gestured.
I heard the sound of "rumbling", and the rocks fell from the sky, like the roar of wild beasts, roaring continuously, rolling down the hillside "bang bang bang", as if to devour everything.
The king of Beijing County realized that "it's wrong" and immediately shouted: "There is an ambush! Retreat! Retreat!!"
At this time, the ambushes of Qianxiang Kingdom were already shouting, rushing down from a high place, trying to stop the retreating army and rob their leaders, food and grass.
The ambushes of Qianxiang Kingdom were full of confidence, and rushed down like a swarm, but at this time, they didn't know that when they rushed down from a high place, someone came up behind them.
Lieutenant General Gao slipped up with a team of troops. Seeing Wuyang Wuyang's Qianxiang Kingdom's ambush soldiers rushing down, he immediately shouted: "Stone throwing!"
"catapult!!"
"kill!!"
"Kill them all!"
The ambushes of Qianxiang Kingdom were still rushing down, just halfway up the mountain. At this moment, they suddenly heard a voice above their heads, in an incomprehensible language. When they looked up, they seemed to be occupied by a dense mass of people. More than that , that "rumbling", beast-like roar sounded again.
On the top of the mountain there was still a pile of stones that Qianxiang Kingdom hadn’t cast down. The face-faced deputy general Gao led people to get some stones and put them on his back for throwing stones. Now the stones are definitely enough, and they all retreated from the mountain.
"Boom—"
"Bang bang bang..."
The stone roared, rolled, and roared along the hillside. For a moment, the ambush soldiers of Qianxiang Kingdom were stunned, and they didn't know whether to run against them or run down the mountain. There are no rules.
At this moment, the third team of soldiers and horses rushed out, merged with the soldiers and horses of King Bei Jing, and wiped out all the ambush soldiers of Qianxiang Kingdom.
Wu Zhao sat in the tent, reading a book very leisurely, studying the map of soldiers and horses, topographical maps, etc., and at the same time asked Xueyan and Zijuan to invite people to come.
It was not a general who was invited, but a cook who followed the army.
The chef has long heard that the princess is resourceful. Although he is a cook, he has been with the army all year round, so he is very bold. After he came in, he did not hesitate. He said hello and said: "Princess, I have prepared everything you want." .”
"Paji!" A pack of things was thrown on the ground, Xueyan and Zijuan almost cried out in fright. The bloody thing looked very scary, and it made a sticky sound when it was thrown on the ground. There was a bloody smell that choked the nose.
Not to mention the girl didn't dare to speak anymore, the soldiers standing at the door at the other end didn't dare to speak, the smell of blood was very scary.
The cook was a little strange and said, "Princess, what do you want these pig hearts, sheep hearts, and cow hearts?"
Wu Zhao smiled, raised his lips, squinted his eyes, and said with a sinister expression, "It has a magical effect."
Soon, I heard a voice shouting from outside: "Good news!!! Good news-the prince is back!!"
Hearing the sound of "Huolang!", the curtain of the tent was slammed, and the king of Beijing was dressed in black armor, with his right hand curled up on the long sword at his waist, and his left hand with a helmet under his arm, striding in.
He was already tall, and the black armor set off the majesty of the King of Beijing. Because he had to wear a helmet, his long hair stood up high, but it was a bit messy at this time, and it had already scattered a lot, and there were blood stains on his face , setting off the whole face is serious and cold.
His usually gentle eyes were narrowed at this time, his thin lips were tightly pressed together, and he walked in without a trace, as if he was a cheetah that had just been hunted!
King Bei Jing walked in, and the moment he saw Wu Zhao, his expression suddenly relaxed, and he changed into that kind of gentleness, and said with a smile: "Madam is very predictable, this battle has been completely won. "
Wu Zhao smiled and said, "Congratulations to the king."
King Beijing cupped his hands and said, "Thank you, madam."
The two people on this side respect each other like guests, while the senior deputy general on the other side has already come in and said: "Your Majesty, the brothers have counted the prisoners just now, and it seems that one of them has a good official title!"
Upon hearing this, the King of Beijing smiled and said, "Oh? Then it's really going to be a trial, maybe there will be surprises."
When Wu Zhao heard this, he wanted to follow, but Lieutenant Gao was puzzled and said, "Princess, the humble general has already convinced you, but this time it's really not the humble general looking for faults, it's our men's job to interrogate the prisoners. Son, the concubine saw it...it's...it's too bloody!"
Wu Zhao faintly smiled, and when Vice-General Gao saw Wang Hao's smile, he was immediately astonished. It was not only beautiful, but also accompanied by a coldness and arrogance like ice and snow. Vice-General Gao had seen so many women, but unexpectedly I have never seen such an outstanding temperament.
Lieutenant General Gao knew for a moment that he had lost his composure, and when he received the faint glance from the King of Beijing, he quickly lowered his head, not daring to take a second look.
Wu Zhao said: "I still don't like your men's methods. I have prepared a big gift for the captives. If Vice General Gao doesn't believe it, why don't you take a look first?"
As Wu Zhao said, he pointed to the sack lying on the ground. When Lieutenant General Gao came in, he smelled a bloody smell. He didn't know what it was, so he walked over and picked up a corner of the sack to have a look. .
Seeing this, the good guy immediately "vomited—" and was about to vomit, and quickly covered his mouth and nose, and said, "Princess, this... this..."
Wu Zhao just smiled, and said in a gentle and sweet voice, "Are you convinced?"
Lieutenant General Gao couldn't speak, just covered his mouth and nose, and didn't dare to look at the sack for a second time...
The captives have been pinned in the camp, and all the soldiers are present, waiting for the king of Beijing to interrogate.
Soon after, I saw Deputy General Gao come in and open the way ahead, and then the king of Beijing County and the princess came in.
The prisoner at the other end burst out laughing "haha" when he saw it, and then said some gibberish words. The accompanying officer's face was very ugly, but he still translated it.
The official said: "The prisoner said that he had heard that the king of Beijing County was incompetent, and he took a woman with him everywhere. He had long been intoxicated in the gentle village and couldn't pull it out. Seeing him now, it really is."
King Beijing was not angry when he heard this, he just smiled and said: "Who made Madam so capable, it's hard not to be intoxicated?"
The soldiers had already learned how powerful Wu Zhao was, and it was thanks to Wu Zhao that they won this battle, so they immediately burst out laughing.
Seeing them laughing happily, the prisoner became very angry, and cursed and yelled, saying some nasty things about Wu Zhao, saying that women are not capable.
The king of Beijing immediately had a bad face. Which man can let others scold his wife?Especially the King of Beijing County, although he is usually gentle and kind, but in fact he is the one he hates the most. After all, he was under house arrest and died in his previous life, because he accumulated too much unknown hatred in his heart .
The king of Beijing County stepped forward, "Stab!" He drew out his sword with a single sound, but at this moment, Wu Zhao said, "Wait a minute."
King Beijing's sword was drawn out, but Wu Zhao abruptly took it back as soon as he spoke, and just glanced at the prisoner coldly.
The prisoner was proud for a while, and the interpreter of the officer said: "The prisoner said that their army is already in a state of strength, and the king of Nan'an County is still in his hands as a hostage. If you are sensible, surrender quickly!"
Wu Zhao smiled faintly, and said calmly: "I know, you have been irritating the prince all the time, so I know better, if you don't know a lot of secrets, how could you be so determined to die? "
The officer quickly translated it, and the prisoner's face froze, and then he yelled loudly. The officer said, "The prisoner said he didn't know anything."
Wu Zhao smiled, very gentle and easy-going, and said, "Most of the captives say so."
As she spoke, she beckoned, and Lieutenant Gao immediately brought a bloody sack over, and threw it in front of the captive with a loud "Crack!!"
The prisoner frowned and yelled loudly, and the officer said, "The prisoner said, let you not waste your time trying to scare him."
Wu Zhao didn't take it seriously, and waved again. Lieutenant General Gao held his breath immediately, then grabbed the sack and poured out all the contents in the bag.
"Huh—" All of a sudden, a bloody smell rose into the sky, and bloody things rolled out of it, accompanied by a sticky sound, it turned out to be a lot of hearts!
The soldiers were a little dumbfounded when they saw it. Although the captives were taken aback, Qianxiang Kingdom's education was not as good as that of Zhongtu, so there were people who drank blood, and they were not afraid of this. They sneered and held their heads high.
The official interpreter said: "He said it was just the hearts of some animals. They just eat this. It's nothing to be afraid of. If you want to scare him, you can find something else."
Wu Zhao smiled and said, "Why is this the heart of an animal? Take a closer look, isn't this the heart of your soldiers from the Qianxiang Kingdom?"
When the prisoner heard the translation, he was startled again, and couldn't help but take another look.
Wu Zhao said leisurely, "There used to be a beautiful woman, Daji. I don't know if you, Qianxiang Country, have heard of it."
The prisoner ignored her and pretended not to hear her. Wu Zhao took out a small knife out of nowhere, and as if juggling, he raised his orchid finger, gestured with the knife, and said with a smile, "I heard that this beauty has a very good nature. It's weird, she likes to hear other people's screams very much, and she likes to see people being scorched, dancing, and even reduced to ashes..."
The officer translated, and the prisoner looked at Wu Zhao with a strange look. Wu Zhao smiled, fiddled with the knife, and said, "Of course, I don't have Daji's beauty, so my eccentricity is better than this Daji empress. , It’s a bit inferior, but don’t worry.”
As Wu Zhao said, he even rolled up his sleeves and showed his white and tender wrists. When everyone present saw it, they all lowered their heads. No one took advantage of it, but the prisoner gave a strange laugh and said a few words. The officer did not dare to translate at all, but Wu Zhao generally understood, after all, the prisoner had a look of contempt on his face.
Wu Zhao ignored him, rolled up his sleeves, grabbed a piece of heart on the ground with his tender fingers, and instantly his tender palms became bloody, and the contrast in an instant shocked the prisoner.
Wu Zhao held the heart in the palm of his hand, stroked it lightly with the knife, and made a "呲呵" sound. Those hearts were still very fresh, and the blood splashed out, and instantly splashed onto Wu Zhao's robe, but Wu Zhao didn't care. splashed on the captive's face.
The prisoner let out a frightened "Ho!" and took a deep breath.
These hearts are of course fresh, and they will be used for the celebration at night. The chef has just cleaned up and is going to roast a pig, a sheep, etc. in the evening. No one's heart at all.
But Wu Zhao said, "Take a good look. I'll cut it open for you. Take a closer look. Is it the heart of your brothers? You can identify it. They have been with you day and night, and you will definitely recognize it."
As Wu Zhao said, he sliced through the wall, one knife at a time, making a sound, not to mention being a prisoner. Many generals present couldn't bear it, and felt their hairs stand on end.
The prisoner yelled, and the official interpreter said: "He said that the princess is nonsense, this heart is so big, it is obviously not human."
Wu Zhao giggled, and said very childishly, with a voice like a silver bell, and said, "Yes, this heart is dug out alive. When a person is alive, he cuts the chest with a knife, only opening a small gap, and then stretches his hand in." In this way, because of fear, the heart beats violently and relaxes to a certain extent, and the meat that is dug out is naturally firmer and tastier, and the size...is just a little bit bigger. Don't believe it , I’ll cut open yours, take a look, don’t worry, the moment the heart is taken out, you can read it before you die, my technique is very skilled.”
As Wu Zhao said, he pressed the heart to the prisoner's face.
The prisoner was so frightened that he yelled "Ah—" and couldn't bear it any longer. He began to tremble, and the officer next to him said, "The prisoner said that he confessed, as long as he doesn't take out his heart!"
After the official finished his sentence, everyone present immediately cheered, while Wu Zhao dropped the heart in his hand, and with a "ba-chi", he threw it beside the prisoner. out.
The prisoner was so frightened that he confessed quickly.
Wu Zhao wiped his hands with a handkerchief, and said, "The rest will depend on you men?"
Wu Zhao went back to the tent, the maids fetched water and asked Wu Zhao to change his clothes and wash his hands.
After Wu Zhao washed his hands, the King of Beijing came in and said with a smile, "Madam is really smart, the prisoner has already confessed, and we really have a secret job here."
There is still some distance from the border here, and the people from Qianxiang Country can cross the border, and there are a lot of them. Someone must have opened the door for them. This person is none other than the local magistrate.
King Beijing said: "Now that we have captured the soldiers of Qianxiang Kingdom, it has not been spread yet. I want to take advantage of this opportunity to rush over quickly and catch the magistrate by surprise."
Wu Zhao nodded and said, "That's the reason, but you can't trust the captive's one-sided story. If you tell a lie and kill a loyal minister by mistake, it won't be good."
King Beijing nodded and said, "Yes, I thought of a place with me."
The captives said that they had a support person, that is, the local magistrate, and more than that, there was a leader of Qianxiang Kingdom hidden in the magistrate's house, a general, and this general was always in the magistrate's mansion, contacting people on both sides.
At the moment, everyone couldn't celebrate their achievements, so they quickly tore down the tents overnight and hurried on their way at night.
Because of the large number of people, they set up their tents in the outskirts. Now they had a quick meal, dismantled their tents and entered the city overnight, heading straight for the magistrate's mansion.
Before dawn, the magistrate was still sleeping in the mansion, when he heard someone knocking on the door frantically, saying: "Master! Master! Your Excellency! It's not good! The King of Beijing County is here!"
The magistrate was startled in his sleep. After all, he was guilty. He was so frightened that he rolled off the bed, fell down, and said in surprise, "Who...who is here!?"
The boy said: "The King of Beijing County! He brought a lot of soldiers!"
The magistrate said, "Is... are you here to arrest me?"
The boy said: "That's not true, sir, the king of the county said he was here to stay. They rushed here at night, because the princess is too weak, so they came to stay here."
When the magistrate heard this, he felt a little more comforted, patted his chest, and said, "Okay, okay, go and greet me!"
Soon, with a "bang", the gate of the prefect opened, and the prefect greeted him from inside. Sure enough, there were not many people outside the door. The king of Beijing only led this team, and it seemed that they were not here to arrest him.
Wu Zhao, on the other hand, leaned against the arms of King Beijing with a delicate face, coughing non-stop, as if he was really overwhelmed.
The king of Beijing County looked worried, and said: "I'm going to trouble you to clean up the room. The princess is too weak and can't help camping in the wild. Now she has caught the wind and cold again. The king will stay with you for two or three days. Wait for the princess to get better." Walk."
The magistrate hurriedly responded and asked people to clean up the room where he was staying. At the same time, he rolled his eyes several times before sending the King of Beijing and Wu Zhao into the room, and then went to find the general of Qianxiang Kingdom.
As expected, the great general lived in the magistrate's mansion. The magistrate was the local emperor, and the sky was high and the emperor was far away. The general lived here very comfortably.
The magistrate hurriedly went to see the general and told about the stay of the king and concubine. The general was naturally happy and was going to kill the king and concubine. There was no leader in the group. There was no way to fight this battle. Then they went to capture it. Grain and so on.
The general said: "However, we don't have enough soldiers and horses now. They have brought some people here. You have to keep them safe. Let's do it tomorrow night at the earliest."
The magistrate nodded and said: "Yes, if it is done, the adults must not forget the little ones."
The two conspired, laughing a series of times, thinking that their plan was foolproof.
It's just that they were still plotting, and someone came knocking on the door again, "Bang bang bang!", and said anxiously: "My lord! My lord! It's not good, it's not good!"
The magistrate was frightened and said through the door: "What's the matter?"
The man said: "My lord, the princess said that she lost a pair of earrings, which were stolen by people in our house. They want to search our house!"
When the prefect and the general heard this, their faces turned pale with fright.
The magistrate immediately said: "What... what should I do?!"
The general said, "No, don't panic, just deal with it."
Wu Zhao is pretending to be "hypocritical" and insisting that he lost his earrings, and the magistrate wanted to pay Wu Zhao. Wu Zhao sneered and said, "You? Can you afford it? This is a gift from the empress." Earrings for me, just you?"
As she spoke, she immediately fell into the arms of the King of Beijing, shyly beat the King's chest several times, and said, "My lord, no, no, I want my earrings, which are my favorite earrings." , if you want, if you want—”
The king of Beijing was hit so lightly by Wu Zhao, and he felt Wu Zhao rolling in his arms and acting coquettishly. He was very coquettish, and he didn't look like the usual Wu Zhao at all.Now the king of the county has just started meat, how can he bear it, coughed, and said in a low voice: "Madam, if you make trouble again, I'm welcome?"
As he said that, he quietly pinched Wu Zhao's waist. Wu Zhao's waist was very ticklish, and he immediately let out a "hey", this time he really fell into the arms of King Beijing...
The magistrate was terrified, the concubine wanted to search the mansion, but the magistrate couldn't stand it, so he had to send someone to secretly inform the general, asking the general to be wronged, and disguised himself as a servant of the mansion.
The general had no other choice, so he quickly changed into the servant's clothes, but he was tall and put on the servant's clothes, but he had a ferocious expression on his face, and the people in Qianxiangguo and their side didn't look the same , which can be seen almost at a glance.
In fact, Wu Zhao had seen it a long time ago, so he had people search him like a blanket, forcing the general of the Qianxiang Kingdom to hide in the latrine.
The magistrate hurriedly said: "Princess, look... I have searched for this, but there is still nothing."
Wu Zhao immediately pouted, tugged at the sleeve of the Prince of Beijing in displeasure, and said, "My lord, look at him, who said he's searched for it all over again? It's clearly a concubine's prevarication, and he didn't even find the latrine!"
The magistrate was so frightened that his liver trembled, and the general heard it from inside. Wu Zhao must have sent someone to look for him in the hut, and even said that the thief might be hiding in the hut.
The general was terrified, the hut was already stinky, it was still the hut used by the servants, the stench was so strong that no one cleaned it up, now the general was frightened, he took a deep breath, the stench was almost gone.
It's just that there was a lot of talking outside, and soon some soldiers wanted to come into the hut to look for him. The general lived here with the magistrate, and he didn't bring many soldiers with him, so he absolutely couldn't fight them head-on.
Hearing the sound of footsteps, the general had no choice but to be captured, it would be even worse, he gritted his teeth, turned up the partition on the floor of the hut, took a deep breath, plunged in like a strong man cut his wrist, and opened the partition again. Lay flat.
The soldiers searched out and reported that there was no one there, which made Wu Zhao laugh so hard, could Wu Zhao know where the general was hiding?
At this time, Wu Zhao made a deliberate "Ah!", stretched out his hand as if conjuring, and said, "I hate it, why are you here? It must be hanging on my sleeve. The prince will definitely not blame me, right?"
King Beijing Jing gently pinched Wu Zhao's cheek in cooperation, and said, "Look at you, you have been making a fuss all night, and you didn't lose it. You are so weak, why don't you go and rest?"
The prefect on the other side was terrified, his teeth were about to be gritted, and seeing Wu Zhao and the county king leave, he breathed a sigh of relief.
The general hid in the latrine and waited for everyone to leave before he came out. His whole body was covered in filth, his seven orifices were filled with smoke, and the smell was so bad that even the magistrate dared not approach him.
The magistrate said: "General, I'm afraid there will be changes, so please avoid the limelight first."
The general also thought so, fearing that there would be trouble, so he hurriedly took advantage of the time when the King and Princess of Beijing went to rest, and the sky was not bright, so he hurried out of the mansion and moved the rescuers himself, catching them by surprise.
Immediately, the general, smelling all over his body, hurried out of the magistrate's mansion, specifically picking up remote paths.
As a result, as soon as he plunged into the alley, he heard a loud laugh, and there was someone waiting for him in the alley, a big bearded man.
That big man is none other than Lieutenant General Gao!
Lieutenant Gao held a broadsword and swung it horizontally at once, followed by groups of soldiers. The general entered the path by himself, and with a "hula", he was blocked behind him. He immediately felt horrified, feeling that he had been tricked!
Lieutenant General Gao laughed and said, "Your Highness and Concubine's predictions are right. In the middle of the night, you can't make a mistake in catching that man who smells all over his body!"
When the general heard that he had been tricked, he almost died of anger. It turned out that everything that happened just now was all because of the King and Princess of Beijing to entertain him!
Lieutenant General Gao shouted at this moment: "Take it!"
When the sky was slightly bright, there was a commotion in the prefect's mansion. The prefect jumped out of bed immediately in fright. Before he could realize what was going on this time, he heard "Boom!!!", this time it wasn't the boy smashing The door was closed, but someone broke into the door. It turned out to be several soldiers, who brought up the magistrate and took them out directly.
"Bang!!!"
The magistrate was thrown on the ground, he was wearing a middle coat, he was shivering from the cold, but he smelled a stench, looked up, and saw someone kneeling beside him, in the same embarrassment as himself, not someone else, It was the General Qianxiang who had escaped at night before but was captured again!
The magistrate was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he felt that his affairs were in jeopardy.
At this time, Wu Zhao and the king of Beijing County walked over leisurely. Wu Zhao deliberately stood far away, covered his nose and said, "It smells really bad."
The Prince of Beijing immediately said, "Why don't you get some incense for the princess?"
Soon someone brought Wu Zhao a small hand stove, which was filled with incense powder, and it was delicious.
When the magistrate saw it, he was so frightened that he immediately preemptively cried and said, "Spare me! Spare my life! The lower officials were also forced! Your lord, please spare me!"
When the general of Qianxiang Kingdom heard this, his beard flew wildly and his eyes widened. He knew the Chinese language and could speak it himself, so he immediately yelled, "You bloody bastard!"
In order to protect himself, the magistrate hurriedly said: "My lord, you have to trust the subordinate, the subordinate is really forced! And the subordinate can... You can redeem your sins!"
The king of Beijing County said lazily: "Atonement? What credit can you have?"
The magistrate hurriedly said: "Yes! Yes! Yes, yes! Really, there is a roster!"
When he said this, the general next to him was taken aback, looked at the prefect in shock, and immediately jumped up to pinch the prefect's neck.
The magistrate yelled and ran to the side, while the soldiers hurried over to hold down the general of Qianxiang Kingdom.
King Beijing said: "What is it?
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