The Queen Dressed as Lin's Sister

The next morning was spring hunting, but Shui Rong didn't get up in a hurry.

Wu Zhao was lazy every day, especially since she was pregnant, her body was even more lazy, and naturally she couldn't get up in the morning, and Shui Rong didn't call her, so Wu Zhao went to sleep.

Wu Zhao fell into a drowsy sleep, until he woke up naturally, then stretched, feeling more and more comfortable, and rubbed against his own pillow.

After rubbing it, I realized that this pillow is warm and has a very tactile feel. After touching it carefully, it feels even more tactile.

Then I heard a hoarse voice from the top of my head, saying: "If you touch again, I will not be polite."

Wu Zhao was a little dazed at first, but when he looked up, he was terrified, opened his eyes wide, and said, "Your Majesty?"

Shui Rong smiled helplessly, raised her chin, and said, "Huh? I haven't woken up yet, who is it?"

Wu Zhao just woke up a little bit, Shui Rong helped her up, Wu Zhao said: "I'm just a little surprised, at this hour, the emperor hasn't got up yet?"

Shui Rong said with a smile: "What are you afraid of? Anyway, they are out to hunt, so they are stubborn. Those ministers have already confirmed that I am a fool, so I naturally let them wait."

As Shui Rong said, he straightened Wu Zhao's hair and said with a smile, "Little lazy cat woke up?"

Wu Zhao had a good night's sleep and was full of energy. He said, "Your Majesty, let's go play hard?"

Shui Rong squinted and said, "What are you stubborn about?"

Wu Zhao smiled and didn't speak, but his smile was very sly.

The ministers changed into their military uniforms early in the morning and prepared to hunt, but they waited and waited until noon, but they couldn’t wait for the emperor and empress. Every time someone came to report, the emperor and empress hadn’t gotten up yet. , finally got up, and waited for another hour before the emperor and empress waited for them.

Shui Rong didn't wear a military uniform, but wore a loose dragon robe. He helped Wu Zhao out, smiled, and said, "It's still early today. I'll take you to an interesting place first, so I won't be busy hunting."

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, is it still early?

They didn't know that Shui Rong and Wu Zhao came out after lunch, and now they have food in their stomachs, and they are very comfortable.

Shui Rong quickly led the ministers forward, not towards the hunting ground, but very remote, and everyone could vaguely smell a strange smell. When they smelled it carefully, the strange smell became clearer and clearer, a bit like It smells like grass, but it has an indescribable smell.

When they got closer, everyone saw that it was a stable!

Shui Rong walked in front with Wu Zhao in his arms, and the ministers followed behind, all a little disgusted, and saw Zheng Changming, the minister of Taipusi, was already there, and when he saw the emperor coming, he hurriedly bowed down and said, "I pay my respects to the emperor and the queen." Empress."

Shui Rong smiled, waved his hands and said, "Get up."

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing what to do in the stable.

Shui Rong smiled and said: "What is the most important thing in hunting? Besides bows and arrows, horses are naturally... Everyone, there are all kinds of horses here, please rest assured to choose. If you choose horses yourself, hunting will be interesting after a while."

Everyone has heard that the emperor loves BMW horses very much these days, and it is indeed the case when I see it now, but the smell here is stinky, and there is a lot of horse manure on the ground. Every time those ministers use horses, they are grooms. Wash it clean, how can there be such a thing?

The ministers were very disgusted, but Shui Rong went to feed the horses with his own hands, as if he was stubborn and quite happy.

Several commanders stood aside with disgust on their faces, Wu Zhao smiled and said, "What? Commanders, don't you choose horses? Are you going to run while hunting? It's with my fourth son Same."

Those commanders didn't know what Si'er was, and they were a little suspicious. Wu Zhao smiled, clapped his hands, and heard the sound of "Awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" dog suddenly rushed out from the crowd. , Shouting and rushing over, the crowd dispersed immediately in fright.

The big yellow dog rushed over, bit his own rope and handed it to Wu Zhao, then sat on the ground obediently, sticking out his tongue, and gave Wu Zhao a "flattering" face, Wu Zhao raised his hand and stroked the big yellow dog's head, She smiled and said, "Si'er is so good, so good? I really didn't love you for nothing."

As soon as she said this, the commanders of the guards over there looked ugly, and Wu Zhao even compared them with a big yellow dog just now.

It's just that those few people didn't dare to attack, and the former interior minister also gave them winks frequently, telling them to be patient, and a little intolerance would lead to chaos.

The crowd patiently selected horses, and Shui Rong led Wu Zhao to pick them several times, but the ministers didn't dare to push them, they just felt that the surrounding smell was so bad that they could no longer bear it.

Finally, the horses were selected, and it was already past noon before the hunting began.

Everyone went out of the stables and went to the hunting grounds of Spring Hunting. Wu Zhao was a man with a body, so he couldn't hunt naturally, but he wanted to join in the fun, how could Shui Rong not agree, changed into a strong outfit, and then helped Wu Zhao mount the horse, let She sat in front of her, hugged Wu Zhao like this, and rode a horse together.

Wu Zhao leaned on Shui Rong, quite leisurely, and the ministers followed behind, and started hunting one after another.

Shui Rong and Wu Zhao are sticky, riding together and cuddling together, and they don't shy away from the eyes of others, and the ministers are somewhat disdainful.

Seeing this scene, the commanders of the guards relaxed a little bit, feeling that the general trend of water dissolution was gone, and they had no ability.

Commander Cao thought about it for a while, then urged the horse to come over, and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, the humble son has reached the age of marriage, but he hasn't found any suitable ones yet. Because of this matter, he has trouble sleeping and eating." , can't sleep at night."

Hearing Commander Cao's words, Shui Rong smiled and said, "Yes, Mr. Ling is thirty now? I heard that there are many concubines in the mansion, even if there is no wife, it will be difficult for Mr. Ling."

When he said this, Commander Cao's face turned livid, but it was not easy to attack, and his teeth almost clucked. In fact, Shui Rong was telling the truth. Commander Cao's son is lustful. I know, it's just that Commander Cao has a high vision. Their family is a second-rank official, so if they want to find a daughter from a rich family, it's best to have some connections.

Shui Rong ridiculed him for a while, and then said: "I don't know Commander Cao, but who can choose?"

Commander Cao hurriedly said: "This...actually I don't have any ideas, but I heard that the princess of Prince Zhongshun's family is gentle and virtuous, and has not yet left the cabinet, so..."

As soon as he said that, Prince Zhongshun next to him took a look at Commander Cao.

Shui Rong smiled, glanced at Prince Zhongshun, and Wu Zhao said on that side: "Your Majesty, the concubine thinks this is a good thing. Isn't the prince also looking for a good man for the princess these days? Mr. Cao has a high status. Powerful, armed with a heavy army, and a veteran of the court, he responds to everything..."

Commander Cao just listened to it, and thought it was very useful. The empress actually agreed to this marriage, but the more he listened to it, the more he listened to it. Commander Cao was sweating all over his body every time Wu Zhao said a word, and in the end he was almost fished out of the water. like.

What does it mean to hold a heavy soldier in your hand and respond to all calls?Isn't that a rebellion?

Commander Cao hurriedly stammered to stop Wu Zhao from continuing, but Wu Zhao said with a smile: "If you want to come to Commander Cao's son, he must be someone else. Maybe in time, he will be taller than Commander Cao. Princess Yongning can get it." This person is also worthy, isn't he, Your Majesty?"

Shui Rong smiled, and said: "That is to say, after all, after all, after returning, Commander Cao, don't forget about this matter, and talk to the emperor carefully, if it can be settled, I will definitely officiate the marriage in person. "

Commander Cao wiped his cold sweat. After such a short period of time, he was sweating all over, and when he heard that the marriage was almost done, he suddenly became happy. From the nervousness to the joy, Commander Cao's body almost couldn't help it. A feeling of lethargy.

Commander Cao got a big sweet date and was very happy.

Nestling in Shui Rong's arms, Wu Zhao sighed and said, "Oh, Your Majesty..."

Seeing her "acting like a baby", Shui Rong quickly hugged Wu Zhao and said with a smile, "What's wrong? Is hunting boring?"

Wu Zhao said coquettishly, "Your Majesty, look, there is nothing in this forest, it's so boring, and there are no beasts infesting, how can you see the emperor's arrow skills, and you can't see the generals' arrow skills. "

With a pampered look on Shui Rong's face, he said, "Then what do you think should be done?"

Wu Zhao clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, my concubine has thought of a very stubborn idea."

She said, took the bow and arrow from Shui Rong's hand, and said: "Your Majesty, look, there are no ferocious beasts here, it's really boring, how about this, Your Majesty, teach me how to shoot arrows."

Shui Rong scratched the bridge of Wu Zhao's nose, and said with a smile, "It's okay to teach you, but there is no way here, what are you shooting for?"

Wu Zhao smiled and said, "Isn't that easy?"

As she spoke, she looked around, and suddenly fixed her eyes on Commander Cao, and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, look, isn't that red feather on Commander Cao's head very nice? The concubine will Use that as a target, okay?"

Wu Zhao acted coquettishly, shaking Shui Rong's arm. Commander Cao opened his eyes wide when he heard this, and said repeatedly, "This...this...don't do it, Your Majesty!"

Shui Rong still had a doting look on his face, and said, "I'm here to relax and have fun, what's wrong? Is Commander Cao still stingy? Just now, the Empress is still a matchmaker for Commander Cao's son."

Commander Cao's face was ashen, and Wu Zhao had already clapped his hands and said, "Okay, that's great, Your Majesty, hurry up and teach your ministers and concubines!"

Shui Rong asked Commander Cao to stand aside, then put his arms around Wu Zhao, and asked Wu Zhao to hold the bow and arrow. Wu Zhao looked decent, squinting his eyes at the feathers on Commander Cao's head, shaking the arrow back and forth, which was obviously sideways. Many, and said: "Your Majesty, is that right? Is this right? Are you sure?"

Commander Cao also practiced martial arts, and when he saw the arrow, he knew it was wrong, so he quickly shouted, "No, no, no! It's off! Empress! It's off!"

Wu Zhao pouted and said, "Your Majesty, take a look at Commander Cao, his shouting has disturbed the courtiers and concubines, what if you can't shoot correctly?"

Commander Cao was also sued, so frightened that Wu Zhao started aiming again, while Shui Rong hugged Wu Zhao with a doting face, and whispered in his ear, "How stubborn do you want to be?"

Wu Zhao smiled and said in a low voice, "Well...then shoot his helmet off."

Shui Rong smiled and said: "Okay, listen to Wu Er."

As he spoke, he held Wu Zhao's hand and drew the bowstring, "Zheng——!!!", the bow and arrow suddenly came out of the string, with a golden sound, and quickly swept forward.

Commander Cao suddenly screamed "Ah!!!" and heard "Dang!", Commander Cao's helmet was pierced by a bow and arrow. Because of the great strength of the water-soluble arm and the high tension of the bow and arrow, it was suddenly pierced. , Commander Cao's helmet was shot crookedly, and the long arrow stuck on the helmet, and everyone who watched was dumbfounded.

Commander Cao only felt that his scalp was numb, his hair was about to stand on end in fright, his eyes widened, and he couldn't speak, but Wu Zhao on the other side clapped his hands and said, "Ah! I shot on the helmet!"

Shui Rong smiled and said, "Yes."

Wu Zhao said again: "Your Majesty, let's do it again, let's do it again!"

Upon hearing this, Commander Cao said tremblingly, "Your Majesty, this... can't be done, Your Majesty..."

Shui Rong said, "What's wrong?"

As he spoke, he raised his bow and arrow with Wu Zhao in his arms, and put on a new long arrow. Commander Cao rolled his eyes in fright, and passed out directly. He fell to the ground with a "gudong", and immediately fell unconscious.

The ministers next to him were also taken aback, and the former interior minister hurried over to check what happened, and said, "Your Majesty, Commander Cao has passed out."

Wu Zhao waved his hand and said, "It's a disappointment."

Shui Rong said with a smile: "Forget it, let's carry it away, I will take you stubborn."

On the other side, someone carried Commander Cao away. Commander Cao was 60 years old, how could he withstand the fright, he was already sweating profusely, and fainted from fright, but he woke up again after a while.

Commander Cao woke up, and when he saw the former minister, he immediately said furiously, "It's outrageous! It's really outrageous! I'm a leader of the second rank, and it's really outrageous for the emperor to indulge a demon concubine!"

The former Minister of the Interior quickly said: "Don't be so loud! Don't forget our plan, the spring hunting banquet tomorrow night will be completed, and if you can't bear it, you will make a big mess! Let's release the news today, people from the cavalry battalion I will rush over overnight, just in time to do it at the banquet tomorrow, and then the world will be ours!"

The more Commander Cao thought about it, the more angry he became, but he still had to be patient and said, "Has the signal been sent?"

The former Minister of the Interior said: "Don't worry, it has already been released, and the cavalry battalion will arrive tomorrow! When the time comes, the soldiers and horses we brought, and the soldiers and horses of the cavalry battalion should cooperate internally and externally, and the entire palace will be under our control."