God, please be gentle with me
Chapter 83
"Crack!" The bamboo rattan clap used to pat the quilt was swung at the corner of the dining table. Its original target was Han Jialin, but he dodged it.
"Mom! Tiger venom doesn't even eat its eggs! You're too ruthless!" Han Jialin smacked his tongue. If he was hit that moment, he would be bruised!
"Stop you bastard!" Han's mother was furious, "The teacher said it! No student dares to skip his class!"
"It's because he never rolls his name. If he rolls his name like today, he will find that there must be some students who have skipped classes." Han Jialin said.
"You still dare to talk back! See if I don't beat you to death, brat!" Another beat went down, brushed Han Jialin's calf, and hit the dining chair.
"Honey, can you change the house and play it? I'm watching it very well." The hulking father Han was sitting in the living room, watching the movie "Fast and Furious", with various thrilling scenes of speeding cars on the screen.
"I said Dad, our family's chase scene is more exciting than the one in the movie, do you really want to come and have a look?" Han Jiali sat on the armrest of the sofa while eating an apple, watching the scene of mother and child chasing each other. .
"My family plays it every now and then, and I'm tired of watching it." Dad Han just stared at the TV without turning his head.
"Mom, you aim at it before you strike, and you always let him escape," Han Jiali said with a smile, "Mom, come on!"
"Han Jiali! I have no hatred with you, do I?!" Han Jialin roared angrily.
"Why not? Just because every time we go out with you, others will treat us as a young couple. This is a big hatred. How can my vision be so bad!" Han Jialin and Han Jiali look like their father and mother, except for their eyes. They are the same size, so I really can't tell they are brothers and sisters.
So when they go out together, especially when they go shopping in the supermarket, the salesman will think they are a couple, and they will be recommended as a couple when they buy a toothbrush.
However, whenever Valentine's Day and Qixi Festival, Han Jiali would take her brother out again, because couples can get discounts on meals and give away things.There are quite a few couple mugs, bracelets, pens, etc. in Han Jialin's room, all of which are trophies for Valentine's Day.
"What?! Next time you want to receive a gift, don't ask me!" Han Jialin said angrily, and said to his father, "Mom! You don't care about your daughter, she said you have bad eyesight."
Han Jialin looks like his father, which naturally means that his mother's vision is poor.
"I have poor eyesight. I found a careless father like yours, and gave birth to an ignorant son like you!" My mother scolded instead.
"It's too early if you want to sow discord." Han Jiali was very proud.
"Mom! We have something to talk about. Why are you using knives and guns? It's so hurtful." Han Jialin began to laugh, "It's nothing to hit me, what should I do if you show off your old waist?"
"Mom, how dare he call you old." Han Jiali fanned the flames.
"Han Jiali!" Han Jialin glared at his sister angrily, "I won't finish with you for a while!".
"Tell me, why did you go there? Do you know that a class costs 200 yuan? You're lucky, but you didn't go! It's [-] yuan for nothing!" Han's mother was tired of chasing, and she pulled a dining chair and sat down, but her mouth He didn't stop, "What a brat!"
"Hey, there's nothing to watch again." Han Jiali jumped off the armrest of the sofa, planning to go back to her room.
"I, I... I went to tutoring."
"Cheating again!"
"No, it's true, I went to Fang Shuyao's house for tutoring."
"What?!" The mother and daughter were stunned together, "Fang Shuyao?"
"That's right, you know that his grades are the first in his grade every year, no, he is the first in the province, right? He has a very good set of learning theories and methods. I really admire him, so I went to ask for advice." Han Jialin put on a righteous look and said.
"You will be so motivated?" Mother Han questioned, but her tone was much gentler.
"After all, the college entrance examination is coming, so I have to try my best, mother, don't you agree?" Han Jialin hurried forward and took the bamboo and rattan pat from his mother.
"Why do I feel so suspicious." Han Jiali interjected, "Fang Shuyao is in my class, and he rarely lets his classmates go to his house."
"I came here on the pretext of visiting a doctor. You also know that he is on sick leave, right?"
"It's true." Han Jiali looked at her mother and said, but quickly said to her elder brother, "But Fang Shuyao doesn't know you well."
"How do you understand the friendship between men? I have a pretty good friendship with him."
"Really? The last time you beat Fang Shuyao, the school was full of trouble." Han Jiali revealed.
"What? You son of a bitch! How can you bully Fang Shuyao!" Mother Han wanted to pat bamboo and rattan again.
"No, no, don't listen to Han Jiali's nonsense, it's all a misunderstanding." Han Jialin said as he took out his mobile phone from his pants pocket, "If you don't believe me, I'll call him now and let him tell you."
Han Jialin planned to secretly send a text message to Fang Shuyao, asking him to help him out. How could he skip the make-up class today, and Fang Shuyao was half to blame.
however……
"I'll call." Han Jiali smiled slyly, and snatched Han Jialin's phone.
"Hello!" Han Jialin was in a hurry, he hadn't ventilated Fang Shuyao yet!
"If what you said is true, why panic?" Han Jiali smiled smugly, and glanced at her phone, "Didn't you want to call Fang Shuyao? Why did you enter a text message?"
"I pressed the wrong button." Han Jialin said, "Return it quickly."
"I won't pay it back." Han Jiali made a grimace, she was jealous who made her brother hug Zhao Bin just now!Then she quickly pressed the call button and hands-free: "Doo..."
After the sound of "Hello.", Han Jialin took a deep breath, Fang Shuyao answered the phone really fast, and only beeped once it rang.
"Is it Fang Shuyao? I'm Han Jiali."
"Han Jiali?...This is your brother's cell phone, right?"
"Yeah, I have something to ask you."
"Where's your brother?"
"In the toilet."
"Oh, what's the problem?"
"What is my brother looking for you today?"
"Come to visit the doctor, and sent me an exam paper."
"That's all?" Han Jiali already had a triumphant smile on her face.
"What's more..." Fang Shuyao's voice paused, "I helped him make up lessons.".
"Ah?" Han Jialin was surprised.
"Student Fang, I am Han Jialin's mother. My idiot son has really worked hard for you." Mother Han was very happy. With Fang Shuyao as a guide, she still worried about her son not learning well?
"Auntie, you are too polite. Classmate Han is very motivated and polite to others."
"Is he talking about my brother?" Han Jiali complained in a low voice, but was glared at by Han Jialin.
"Did you hear that? I'm going to make up lessons!" Han Jialin interrupted immediately, and then took back the phone from Han Jiali's hand, "Student Fang, you've worked hard today, and you still have a cold, so go to bed early."
"It's not hard, there's still tomorrow..." Fang Shuyao used the topic to continue, "Are you coming to my house for tutoring?"
"I'm not free tomorrow..."
"Go, go!" Han's mother immediately said, "His tutor doesn't want him in the first place. Auntie is worrying about not having a good teacher to teach him. The fee can be whatever you want..."
"You don't need to talk about money to help with your studies." Fang Shuyao's tone sounded very elegant and comfortable, but his voice was a little hoarse. It seemed that his cold was really bad.
"Then can I go too!" Han Jiali said immediately.
"I'm sorry, Han Jiali, I can only teach one, otherwise it will affect the learning effect." Fang Shuyao politely declined, "And your grades are very good, it doesn't matter if you don't need my tutoring."
"Hey, brother, you got there first again!" Han Jiali glared at her brother, and brother Zhao Bin did the same.
Choose brother first.
"That's it, you have a good rest." Han Jialin hung up the phone, still feeling as if he was falling into the clouds. How could Fang Shuyao be so smart, and he knew how to lie for him without prior ventilation. This tacit understanding is stronger than Zhao Bin ah.
"Oh, son, since you are here to study, you should tell me earlier, it's a waste of mother's time." Mother Han began to clear the dining table.
"I've said it a long time ago, you don't believe it, and you, Han Jiali, I will remember this."
"Yes, you are amazing, to have Fang Shuyao give you extra lessons." Han Jiali made a face and went back to her room.
"This girl, no matter how old or young, he is your elder brother." Mother Han immediately stood by Han Jialin's side, "Son, study hard. If you study late and people don't mind you, you can live there."
"No, no, no! Absolutely not!" Han Jialin jumped up and said, "I don't live in his house."
"His family should be big, right?" Han's mother asked curiously, "I heard that his parents are both big entrepreneurs. It depends on how good his son is, and his parents don't need to worry about it. He can get the first place with his own efforts." .”
"Since it's so good, you can call Fang Shuyao his son."
"You think I don't want to." Han's mother repeatedly sighed, "It's a pity that I don't have such a blessing. His parents must have saved the Milky Way in their previous lives, so they have such a well-behaved and sensible son."
"It's back to the Milky Way! Mom, you taught me the saying that people's hearts are separated from their stomachs. Why every time I say Fang Shuyao, I only have to be good, so I don't have to be wary?"
"I don't think people can be wrong. He is willing to accept you. How can he be a bad guy?"
"This..." Han Jialin felt irrefutable.In fact, he didn't even understand why Fang Shuyao fell in love with him.
"Okay, go take a shower and do your homework." Mother Han urged, and Han Jialin responded and went back to the room.
"Mom! Tiger venom doesn't even eat its eggs! You're too ruthless!" Han Jialin smacked his tongue. If he was hit that moment, he would be bruised!
"Stop you bastard!" Han's mother was furious, "The teacher said it! No student dares to skip his class!"
"It's because he never rolls his name. If he rolls his name like today, he will find that there must be some students who have skipped classes." Han Jialin said.
"You still dare to talk back! See if I don't beat you to death, brat!" Another beat went down, brushed Han Jialin's calf, and hit the dining chair.
"Honey, can you change the house and play it? I'm watching it very well." The hulking father Han was sitting in the living room, watching the movie "Fast and Furious", with various thrilling scenes of speeding cars on the screen.
"I said Dad, our family's chase scene is more exciting than the one in the movie, do you really want to come and have a look?" Han Jiali sat on the armrest of the sofa while eating an apple, watching the scene of mother and child chasing each other. .
"My family plays it every now and then, and I'm tired of watching it." Dad Han just stared at the TV without turning his head.
"Mom, you aim at it before you strike, and you always let him escape," Han Jiali said with a smile, "Mom, come on!"
"Han Jiali! I have no hatred with you, do I?!" Han Jialin roared angrily.
"Why not? Just because every time we go out with you, others will treat us as a young couple. This is a big hatred. How can my vision be so bad!" Han Jialin and Han Jiali look like their father and mother, except for their eyes. They are the same size, so I really can't tell they are brothers and sisters.
So when they go out together, especially when they go shopping in the supermarket, the salesman will think they are a couple, and they will be recommended as a couple when they buy a toothbrush.
However, whenever Valentine's Day and Qixi Festival, Han Jiali would take her brother out again, because couples can get discounts on meals and give away things.There are quite a few couple mugs, bracelets, pens, etc. in Han Jialin's room, all of which are trophies for Valentine's Day.
"What?! Next time you want to receive a gift, don't ask me!" Han Jialin said angrily, and said to his father, "Mom! You don't care about your daughter, she said you have bad eyesight."
Han Jialin looks like his father, which naturally means that his mother's vision is poor.
"I have poor eyesight. I found a careless father like yours, and gave birth to an ignorant son like you!" My mother scolded instead.
"It's too early if you want to sow discord." Han Jiali was very proud.
"Mom! We have something to talk about. Why are you using knives and guns? It's so hurtful." Han Jialin began to laugh, "It's nothing to hit me, what should I do if you show off your old waist?"
"Mom, how dare he call you old." Han Jiali fanned the flames.
"Han Jiali!" Han Jialin glared at his sister angrily, "I won't finish with you for a while!".
"Tell me, why did you go there? Do you know that a class costs 200 yuan? You're lucky, but you didn't go! It's [-] yuan for nothing!" Han's mother was tired of chasing, and she pulled a dining chair and sat down, but her mouth He didn't stop, "What a brat!"
"Hey, there's nothing to watch again." Han Jiali jumped off the armrest of the sofa, planning to go back to her room.
"I, I... I went to tutoring."
"Cheating again!"
"No, it's true, I went to Fang Shuyao's house for tutoring."
"What?!" The mother and daughter were stunned together, "Fang Shuyao?"
"That's right, you know that his grades are the first in his grade every year, no, he is the first in the province, right? He has a very good set of learning theories and methods. I really admire him, so I went to ask for advice." Han Jialin put on a righteous look and said.
"You will be so motivated?" Mother Han questioned, but her tone was much gentler.
"After all, the college entrance examination is coming, so I have to try my best, mother, don't you agree?" Han Jialin hurried forward and took the bamboo and rattan pat from his mother.
"Why do I feel so suspicious." Han Jiali interjected, "Fang Shuyao is in my class, and he rarely lets his classmates go to his house."
"I came here on the pretext of visiting a doctor. You also know that he is on sick leave, right?"
"It's true." Han Jiali looked at her mother and said, but quickly said to her elder brother, "But Fang Shuyao doesn't know you well."
"How do you understand the friendship between men? I have a pretty good friendship with him."
"Really? The last time you beat Fang Shuyao, the school was full of trouble." Han Jiali revealed.
"What? You son of a bitch! How can you bully Fang Shuyao!" Mother Han wanted to pat bamboo and rattan again.
"No, no, don't listen to Han Jiali's nonsense, it's all a misunderstanding." Han Jialin said as he took out his mobile phone from his pants pocket, "If you don't believe me, I'll call him now and let him tell you."
Han Jialin planned to secretly send a text message to Fang Shuyao, asking him to help him out. How could he skip the make-up class today, and Fang Shuyao was half to blame.
however……
"I'll call." Han Jiali smiled slyly, and snatched Han Jialin's phone.
"Hello!" Han Jialin was in a hurry, he hadn't ventilated Fang Shuyao yet!
"If what you said is true, why panic?" Han Jiali smiled smugly, and glanced at her phone, "Didn't you want to call Fang Shuyao? Why did you enter a text message?"
"I pressed the wrong button." Han Jialin said, "Return it quickly."
"I won't pay it back." Han Jiali made a grimace, she was jealous who made her brother hug Zhao Bin just now!Then she quickly pressed the call button and hands-free: "Doo..."
After the sound of "Hello.", Han Jialin took a deep breath, Fang Shuyao answered the phone really fast, and only beeped once it rang.
"Is it Fang Shuyao? I'm Han Jiali."
"Han Jiali?...This is your brother's cell phone, right?"
"Yeah, I have something to ask you."
"Where's your brother?"
"In the toilet."
"Oh, what's the problem?"
"What is my brother looking for you today?"
"Come to visit the doctor, and sent me an exam paper."
"That's all?" Han Jiali already had a triumphant smile on her face.
"What's more..." Fang Shuyao's voice paused, "I helped him make up lessons.".
"Ah?" Han Jialin was surprised.
"Student Fang, I am Han Jialin's mother. My idiot son has really worked hard for you." Mother Han was very happy. With Fang Shuyao as a guide, she still worried about her son not learning well?
"Auntie, you are too polite. Classmate Han is very motivated and polite to others."
"Is he talking about my brother?" Han Jiali complained in a low voice, but was glared at by Han Jialin.
"Did you hear that? I'm going to make up lessons!" Han Jialin interrupted immediately, and then took back the phone from Han Jiali's hand, "Student Fang, you've worked hard today, and you still have a cold, so go to bed early."
"It's not hard, there's still tomorrow..." Fang Shuyao used the topic to continue, "Are you coming to my house for tutoring?"
"I'm not free tomorrow..."
"Go, go!" Han's mother immediately said, "His tutor doesn't want him in the first place. Auntie is worrying about not having a good teacher to teach him. The fee can be whatever you want..."
"You don't need to talk about money to help with your studies." Fang Shuyao's tone sounded very elegant and comfortable, but his voice was a little hoarse. It seemed that his cold was really bad.
"Then can I go too!" Han Jiali said immediately.
"I'm sorry, Han Jiali, I can only teach one, otherwise it will affect the learning effect." Fang Shuyao politely declined, "And your grades are very good, it doesn't matter if you don't need my tutoring."
"Hey, brother, you got there first again!" Han Jiali glared at her brother, and brother Zhao Bin did the same.
Choose brother first.
"That's it, you have a good rest." Han Jialin hung up the phone, still feeling as if he was falling into the clouds. How could Fang Shuyao be so smart, and he knew how to lie for him without prior ventilation. This tacit understanding is stronger than Zhao Bin ah.
"Oh, son, since you are here to study, you should tell me earlier, it's a waste of mother's time." Mother Han began to clear the dining table.
"I've said it a long time ago, you don't believe it, and you, Han Jiali, I will remember this."
"Yes, you are amazing, to have Fang Shuyao give you extra lessons." Han Jiali made a face and went back to her room.
"This girl, no matter how old or young, he is your elder brother." Mother Han immediately stood by Han Jialin's side, "Son, study hard. If you study late and people don't mind you, you can live there."
"No, no, no! Absolutely not!" Han Jialin jumped up and said, "I don't live in his house."
"His family should be big, right?" Han's mother asked curiously, "I heard that his parents are both big entrepreneurs. It depends on how good his son is, and his parents don't need to worry about it. He can get the first place with his own efforts." .”
"Since it's so good, you can call Fang Shuyao his son."
"You think I don't want to." Han's mother repeatedly sighed, "It's a pity that I don't have such a blessing. His parents must have saved the Milky Way in their previous lives, so they have such a well-behaved and sensible son."
"It's back to the Milky Way! Mom, you taught me the saying that people's hearts are separated from their stomachs. Why every time I say Fang Shuyao, I only have to be good, so I don't have to be wary?"
"I don't think people can be wrong. He is willing to accept you. How can he be a bad guy?"
"This..." Han Jialin felt irrefutable.In fact, he didn't even understand why Fang Shuyao fell in love with him.
"Okay, go take a shower and do your homework." Mother Han urged, and Han Jialin responded and went back to the room.
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