The Modern Life of Yu-Yi Xie
Chapter 23 The Defective Department
Lei Xiangzong has always felt that there is something wrong with him recently. Although his younger brother said that he is no different from usual, he still thinks that he should go to the hospital sometime. His intuition about his body has always been accurate.
Because the gang... oh, no, it should be called a company now. After all, they have all washed their hands and turned into serious businessmen. After all, it is not easy to do gangsters these days. In fact, it is not easy for those involved in drugs and pornography to make a living. In the end, we all discussed to open a security company together. Because we were just starting out, we were really busy, so we couldn’t spare time to come to the hospital. Finally, we found one. I was free for half a day, but I didn't want to encounter problems at the registration place.
Shouldn't the hospital help to find out what's wrong with the patient? If he knows what's wrong with him, what would he do in the hospital? Ask him what department he's registered with, how would he know.
So, he was led to this inexplicable comprehensive diagnosis department by an inexplicable medical staff, and now he is still being taken for an inexplicable pulse, tsk, just now he felt that teasing the little doctor made him feel less angry.
"Hey, you've been working on it for a long time, what did you come up with?" Lei Xiangzong clicked his tongue and looked impatiently at Xie Fuling who was still holding his wrist. Pushing, he has already thrown away this hand.
Xie Fuling didn't reply, but it didn't take long before he let go of his hand, and then said something that startled people in a very ordinary tone: "Take off your pants."
"what?!"
This was the voice of Lei Xiangzong and the young doctor at the same time, and they both looked at Xie Fuling in shock.
Young Doctor: Uh, could it be... Could it be that... no?This little intern is so heavy-spoken?
After being shocked, Lei Xiangzong smiled instead of anger: "What's wrong with your department? One likes to flirt with clothes, and the other likes to take off people's pants. It's possible that everyone who comes here will have to be seen by you."
"Aren't you going to take it off?" Xie Fuling turned to the young doctor and said, "Do me a favor, take off his pants."
"Me? Eh?!" The young doctor, who was all about being wise and safe, pointed at himself and widened his eyes.
When Lei Xiangzong heard this, he suddenly laughed, relaxed his body, and said to the young doctor: "Do you want to help, little doctor? It's a great honor."
Young doctor: ... Hey, has your attitude changed too quickly, perverted!
However, the young doctor was still very timid, so his straightforward way of speaking completely disappeared at this time, and he asked Xie Fuling with some embarrassment: "Do you see anything, why do you need to take off your pants..."
Xie Fuling was bringing his bag over at this time, and replied casually: "Oh, I guess there should be an old wound on his body, you touched his upper body just now, it seems that there should be no wound, then I guess the wound is on the lower body gone."
Young doctor: Hey, you come too, what do you mean by "touching his upper body", don't say things that are so easily misunderstood...
Lei Xiangzong had a grumpy expression at first, and was about to watch the little doctor joke, but when he heard Xie Fuling's words, he immediately tensed up, and his sitting posture returned to normal. He stared at Xie Fuling sharply, and asked with a somewhat unpredictable expression: " How do you know I have old wounds on my body."
Xie Fuling slowly took out his small medicine box from the bag, put it on the side of the hospital bed, raised his eyes slightly and glanced at Lei Xiangzong, and said: "I just took your pulse, the pulse is slow and has irregular intervals. It is the appearance of knotted pulses, mostly due to excess of yin and cold accumulation or stagnation of qi and blood. Seeing that you have so much qi in your middle, it should not be due to stagnation of qi and deficiency of qi. It may be caused by unhealed trauma, but it is not 100% Accurate, I still need to verify, so, pants, should you take them off by yourself or let him take them off for you."
Lei Xiangzong looked at Xie Fuling with complicated eyes, bent his left leg, and pulled up the loose trousers, revealing the wound on the side of the calf. It was a wound that had healed. It's a wound, but it's not too terrible.
The young doctor looked at Xie Fuling in shock, because he was a professional in western medicine, but he didn't really understand what Xie Fuling said just now, so he thought that this man might be talking nonsense, but he didn't think that this man was actually injured. Could it be that luck is too good to be right? !
"High school student, I didn't expect you to have some skills, better than that weak little doctor, but my wound has healed, and I don't feel any pain at all. If you want to push the cause to this wound, it will be a little bit It's a mess."
The weak chicken doctor said, can he roll away smoothly, and he doesn't want to stay for a second longer.
Xie Fuling reached out to touch the wound, pressed around for a while, then raised his head and asked, "Do you have occasional symptoms of weakness, such as a sudden stagger when walking?"
Lei Xiangzong was taken aback for a moment, and the movement he was about to shake his head suddenly froze, because he remembered that after having a dinner with his younger brothers not long ago, he drank a lot of wine but was still sober on the way home, and his feet softened. A younger brother helped him quickly so he didn't make a fool of himself. At that time, he and all the younger brothers thought it was just caused by drinking too much alcohol. Now that I think about it, it is far less than my usual drinking capacity. Could it be...
"It seems that there is." Seeing his reaction, Xie Fuling affirmed her own thoughts, "You haven't had any formal treatment for this wound, have you?"
"...Because it's not a very serious injury." He was used to this kind of wound, and he usually just wrapped it in gauze to deal with it after the bleeding stopped.
"Ha, isn't it a serious injury? Your wound looks like a sharp weapon wound. It's 5 or 6 centimeters long. It's not serious. Do you think you are a piece of stainless steel?!"
The young doctor was listening to the conversation between the two without saying a word. He frowned more and more as he listened to it. Finally, he couldn't hold back and said what he disagreed with, but he regretted it after he finished speaking, because he saw When the man actually grinned at himself, oh my god!
"If the wound is not treated well, it is easy to have sequelae. Even if there is no pain, there will be other effects. Your wound may be caused by arthralgia. If you leave it alone, your legs will not be as simple as occasional soft legs." Xie Fuling He took out his pack of nine needles from the medicine box and spread it out in front of the two of them.
"Eh... what is this?" Lei Xiangzong had gradually become serious after listening to Xie Fuling's words, but after seeing the strange set of needles that this person took out, he suddenly changed his mind, this person could not be a A good nonsense stick, what is that needle that is comparable to a screwdriver...
"Don't worry, it's not a big problem. It's just a matter of letting out the internal pain." Xie Fuling took out the round sharp needle among the nine needles, as if he was about to do it.
"Um, little doctor, are you sure he is a serious doctor in your hospital?!" Lei Xiangzong swallowed, and turned to the young doctor for confirmation.
The young doctor was also a little straight-eyed at first, and instinctively wanted to shake his head when he heard the question, but when he saw that the man showed a frightened expression for the first time, he immediately felt revenge, and put on a confident expression: "Well , Don't worry, I'll leave it to... um, him." Suddenly, I realized that I still didn't know the name of this little intern.
Lei Xiangzong: What is the situation of that strange pause, why is there a very uneasy feeling.
However, Xie Fuling obviously didn't even intend to stop. During the short few seconds of communication between Lei Xiangzong and the young doctor, he had already done the disinfection work, and skillfully opened the wound with a round needle...
After a while, Xie Fuling applied the wound medicine in the medicine box to the wound, took the gauze handed over by the young doctor, and bandaged the wound. This modern gauze is much easier to use than the cloth strips of his time.
After rearranging her medicine box, Xie Fuling spoke slowly about the precautions: "Recently, move less, keep the wound away from water, and come back in three days to change the medicine. Also, this medicine is my personal property, so you have to pay for it. "Because it's an internship, it's not easy to collect the consultation fee. Well, it's a bit of a loss.
Lei Xiangzong was taken aback for a moment, and then he burst out laughing: "High school student, you are quite interesting, don't worry, if your medicine works, Lord Lei will pay you as much as you want, but..."
Speaking of this, Lei Xiangzong's expression changed, although he still had the same smile, but with a hint of threat: "If it's useless, it's not a problem that can be solved with money."
"Well, don't worry about that, I've been in this department this month, so don't worry about not being able to find me." Xie Fuling picked up the medicine box and sat back on his plastic chair, "Also, I'm not a high school student, and I'm not called a high school student. It's called Xie Fuling."
"Oh~ Doctor Xie, my name is Lei Xiangzong, nice to meet you." Lei Xiangzong raised his eyebrows, and said to Xie Fuling while maintaining his sitting posture, then glanced at the young doctor, "Where is this little doctor?"
Young doctor: ... I don't really want to talk about how to break it, and what does the clasped hand just mean? Shouldn't the modern people greet each other with a handshake? !
"My name is Wang Chen, you can call me Dr. Wang."
"Oh, Doctor Xiao Wang." Lei tilted his head vertically, smiling at Wang Chen.
Wang Chen shook silently, goosebumps all over his body, and said with a fake smile: "Well, this gentleman, you have seen this disease, go back and rest early."
"Didn't Dr. Xie tell me to move around less? I asked my little... Well, the staff came to pick me up, so I have to disturb you for a while."
Wang Chen tried his best not to show a loveless expression, and turned around to talk to Xie Fuling.
"So your name is Fuling, why does it look like a girl's name?" The young doctor approached Xie Fuling and looked at his small medicine box curiously, "What is in this medicine box, you used it to stab wounds just now?" What is the needle in the mouth, it must not be an acupuncture needle, although I have never studied Chinese medicine, I still have this common sense."
"That only proves that your accumulation of common sense is not enough."
Wang Chen: Help, why can't the two sides be in a good rhythm to talk...
Fortunately, Lei Xiangzong's employees came very quickly. If it weren't for the two people who came in with non-mainstream hairstyles and expressions on their faces that were about to fight, Wang Chen really naively thought that this man's company was a serious company for a moment. coming.
Lei Xiangzong, who was supported by two younger brothers to go out, suddenly seemed to remember something, and the moment he went out, he turned his head and said: "I forgot to say, Doctor Wang, it's a pleasure to meet you, we'll be there in three days See……"
Wang Chen: ...
It only takes one day shift or something, which is great! !
Because the gang... oh, no, it should be called a company now. After all, they have all washed their hands and turned into serious businessmen. After all, it is not easy to do gangsters these days. In fact, it is not easy for those involved in drugs and pornography to make a living. In the end, we all discussed to open a security company together. Because we were just starting out, we were really busy, so we couldn’t spare time to come to the hospital. Finally, we found one. I was free for half a day, but I didn't want to encounter problems at the registration place.
Shouldn't the hospital help to find out what's wrong with the patient? If he knows what's wrong with him, what would he do in the hospital? Ask him what department he's registered with, how would he know.
So, he was led to this inexplicable comprehensive diagnosis department by an inexplicable medical staff, and now he is still being taken for an inexplicable pulse, tsk, just now he felt that teasing the little doctor made him feel less angry.
"Hey, you've been working on it for a long time, what did you come up with?" Lei Xiangzong clicked his tongue and looked impatiently at Xie Fuling who was still holding his wrist. Pushing, he has already thrown away this hand.
Xie Fuling didn't reply, but it didn't take long before he let go of his hand, and then said something that startled people in a very ordinary tone: "Take off your pants."
"what?!"
This was the voice of Lei Xiangzong and the young doctor at the same time, and they both looked at Xie Fuling in shock.
Young Doctor: Uh, could it be... Could it be that... no?This little intern is so heavy-spoken?
After being shocked, Lei Xiangzong smiled instead of anger: "What's wrong with your department? One likes to flirt with clothes, and the other likes to take off people's pants. It's possible that everyone who comes here will have to be seen by you."
"Aren't you going to take it off?" Xie Fuling turned to the young doctor and said, "Do me a favor, take off his pants."
"Me? Eh?!" The young doctor, who was all about being wise and safe, pointed at himself and widened his eyes.
When Lei Xiangzong heard this, he suddenly laughed, relaxed his body, and said to the young doctor: "Do you want to help, little doctor? It's a great honor."
Young doctor: ... Hey, has your attitude changed too quickly, perverted!
However, the young doctor was still very timid, so his straightforward way of speaking completely disappeared at this time, and he asked Xie Fuling with some embarrassment: "Do you see anything, why do you need to take off your pants..."
Xie Fuling was bringing his bag over at this time, and replied casually: "Oh, I guess there should be an old wound on his body, you touched his upper body just now, it seems that there should be no wound, then I guess the wound is on the lower body gone."
Young doctor: Hey, you come too, what do you mean by "touching his upper body", don't say things that are so easily misunderstood...
Lei Xiangzong had a grumpy expression at first, and was about to watch the little doctor joke, but when he heard Xie Fuling's words, he immediately tensed up, and his sitting posture returned to normal. He stared at Xie Fuling sharply, and asked with a somewhat unpredictable expression: " How do you know I have old wounds on my body."
Xie Fuling slowly took out his small medicine box from the bag, put it on the side of the hospital bed, raised his eyes slightly and glanced at Lei Xiangzong, and said: "I just took your pulse, the pulse is slow and has irregular intervals. It is the appearance of knotted pulses, mostly due to excess of yin and cold accumulation or stagnation of qi and blood. Seeing that you have so much qi in your middle, it should not be due to stagnation of qi and deficiency of qi. It may be caused by unhealed trauma, but it is not 100% Accurate, I still need to verify, so, pants, should you take them off by yourself or let him take them off for you."
Lei Xiangzong looked at Xie Fuling with complicated eyes, bent his left leg, and pulled up the loose trousers, revealing the wound on the side of the calf. It was a wound that had healed. It's a wound, but it's not too terrible.
The young doctor looked at Xie Fuling in shock, because he was a professional in western medicine, but he didn't really understand what Xie Fuling said just now, so he thought that this man might be talking nonsense, but he didn't think that this man was actually injured. Could it be that luck is too good to be right? !
"High school student, I didn't expect you to have some skills, better than that weak little doctor, but my wound has healed, and I don't feel any pain at all. If you want to push the cause to this wound, it will be a little bit It's a mess."
The weak chicken doctor said, can he roll away smoothly, and he doesn't want to stay for a second longer.
Xie Fuling reached out to touch the wound, pressed around for a while, then raised his head and asked, "Do you have occasional symptoms of weakness, such as a sudden stagger when walking?"
Lei Xiangzong was taken aback for a moment, and the movement he was about to shake his head suddenly froze, because he remembered that after having a dinner with his younger brothers not long ago, he drank a lot of wine but was still sober on the way home, and his feet softened. A younger brother helped him quickly so he didn't make a fool of himself. At that time, he and all the younger brothers thought it was just caused by drinking too much alcohol. Now that I think about it, it is far less than my usual drinking capacity. Could it be...
"It seems that there is." Seeing his reaction, Xie Fuling affirmed her own thoughts, "You haven't had any formal treatment for this wound, have you?"
"...Because it's not a very serious injury." He was used to this kind of wound, and he usually just wrapped it in gauze to deal with it after the bleeding stopped.
"Ha, isn't it a serious injury? Your wound looks like a sharp weapon wound. It's 5 or 6 centimeters long. It's not serious. Do you think you are a piece of stainless steel?!"
The young doctor was listening to the conversation between the two without saying a word. He frowned more and more as he listened to it. Finally, he couldn't hold back and said what he disagreed with, but he regretted it after he finished speaking, because he saw When the man actually grinned at himself, oh my god!
"If the wound is not treated well, it is easy to have sequelae. Even if there is no pain, there will be other effects. Your wound may be caused by arthralgia. If you leave it alone, your legs will not be as simple as occasional soft legs." Xie Fuling He took out his pack of nine needles from the medicine box and spread it out in front of the two of them.
"Eh... what is this?" Lei Xiangzong had gradually become serious after listening to Xie Fuling's words, but after seeing the strange set of needles that this person took out, he suddenly changed his mind, this person could not be a A good nonsense stick, what is that needle that is comparable to a screwdriver...
"Don't worry, it's not a big problem. It's just a matter of letting out the internal pain." Xie Fuling took out the round sharp needle among the nine needles, as if he was about to do it.
"Um, little doctor, are you sure he is a serious doctor in your hospital?!" Lei Xiangzong swallowed, and turned to the young doctor for confirmation.
The young doctor was also a little straight-eyed at first, and instinctively wanted to shake his head when he heard the question, but when he saw that the man showed a frightened expression for the first time, he immediately felt revenge, and put on a confident expression: "Well , Don't worry, I'll leave it to... um, him." Suddenly, I realized that I still didn't know the name of this little intern.
Lei Xiangzong: What is the situation of that strange pause, why is there a very uneasy feeling.
However, Xie Fuling obviously didn't even intend to stop. During the short few seconds of communication between Lei Xiangzong and the young doctor, he had already done the disinfection work, and skillfully opened the wound with a round needle...
After a while, Xie Fuling applied the wound medicine in the medicine box to the wound, took the gauze handed over by the young doctor, and bandaged the wound. This modern gauze is much easier to use than the cloth strips of his time.
After rearranging her medicine box, Xie Fuling spoke slowly about the precautions: "Recently, move less, keep the wound away from water, and come back in three days to change the medicine. Also, this medicine is my personal property, so you have to pay for it. "Because it's an internship, it's not easy to collect the consultation fee. Well, it's a bit of a loss.
Lei Xiangzong was taken aback for a moment, and then he burst out laughing: "High school student, you are quite interesting, don't worry, if your medicine works, Lord Lei will pay you as much as you want, but..."
Speaking of this, Lei Xiangzong's expression changed, although he still had the same smile, but with a hint of threat: "If it's useless, it's not a problem that can be solved with money."
"Well, don't worry about that, I've been in this department this month, so don't worry about not being able to find me." Xie Fuling picked up the medicine box and sat back on his plastic chair, "Also, I'm not a high school student, and I'm not called a high school student. It's called Xie Fuling."
"Oh~ Doctor Xie, my name is Lei Xiangzong, nice to meet you." Lei Xiangzong raised his eyebrows, and said to Xie Fuling while maintaining his sitting posture, then glanced at the young doctor, "Where is this little doctor?"
Young doctor: ... I don't really want to talk about how to break it, and what does the clasped hand just mean? Shouldn't the modern people greet each other with a handshake? !
"My name is Wang Chen, you can call me Dr. Wang."
"Oh, Doctor Xiao Wang." Lei tilted his head vertically, smiling at Wang Chen.
Wang Chen shook silently, goosebumps all over his body, and said with a fake smile: "Well, this gentleman, you have seen this disease, go back and rest early."
"Didn't Dr. Xie tell me to move around less? I asked my little... Well, the staff came to pick me up, so I have to disturb you for a while."
Wang Chen tried his best not to show a loveless expression, and turned around to talk to Xie Fuling.
"So your name is Fuling, why does it look like a girl's name?" The young doctor approached Xie Fuling and looked at his small medicine box curiously, "What is in this medicine box, you used it to stab wounds just now?" What is the needle in the mouth, it must not be an acupuncture needle, although I have never studied Chinese medicine, I still have this common sense."
"That only proves that your accumulation of common sense is not enough."
Wang Chen: Help, why can't the two sides be in a good rhythm to talk...
Fortunately, Lei Xiangzong's employees came very quickly. If it weren't for the two people who came in with non-mainstream hairstyles and expressions on their faces that were about to fight, Wang Chen really naively thought that this man's company was a serious company for a moment. coming.
Lei Xiangzong, who was supported by two younger brothers to go out, suddenly seemed to remember something, and the moment he went out, he turned his head and said: "I forgot to say, Doctor Wang, it's a pleasure to meet you, we'll be there in three days See……"
Wang Chen: ...
It only takes one day shift or something, which is great! !
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