"Dude, are you really going to take me to meet her? Audience, do you feel my excitement? Su Shuang is like an orgasm, she is the daughter of my goddess! I don't even have the goddess's toes Come on, that wild man can be like the goddess, this is really unfair, my "Deadpool 2" is also out, okay? I also have thousands of female fans, look, everyone's cheers It was so violent it knocked my pants off."

Spider-Man looked at Deadpool who had been blowing kisses to the void and pressed his forehead with a headache. His little friend sometimes said some inexplicable words, and he felt extremely regretful. Why did his mouth have to be so cheap?Why invite Deadpool?He was really afraid that Deadpool would scare Rosa, but he specially reminded Rosa in a "serious" tone, she should be mentally prepared, right?

"Ahem——" Spider-Man put his shoulder on Deadpool's shoulder: "I have something very important to tell you."

Deadpool covered his chest with his hands and jumped away, with a look of "violation": "Brother, are you going to confess to me? Although female audiences like our rotten plots, I like women! But you have to insist Force me..." He opened his hands: "Come on! I will definitely follow you."

Spiderman couldn't bear it anymore, he gritted his teeth and scolded: "I have a girlfriend!"

"And I want you to keep your mouth clean for a while, don't run the train with your mouth full all day, and don't hang your genitals around your mouth. You will scare her!"

Deadpool lowered his head, poking and poking his fingers on Spider-Man's chest: "Okay, okay, I'll listen to you."

Rosa has already filled the dining table with all kinds of ingredients, and opened the window of the living room to welcome the guests. They should not come in through the door.

As for Charlotte, who is biting his dried fish angrily, doesn't Spider-Man have a girlfriend?Why go to someone else's house for dinner?He also has to drag his family with him, disturbing his and Rosa's two-person time.

"Rosa." Peter knocked on the glass window and jumped in.

"Good evening, little beauty."

Rosa turned around, and saw two superheroes wearing very similar red uniforms standing in front of her. The difference was that one was carrying a pair of knives and the other was not. She pointed at the two of them: "Who are you? Twins?"

"No, he is Deadpool, a mercenary with super capabilities."

Deadpool suddenly knelt down on one knee, took out a disastrous chrysanthemum from his pocket, and presented it to Rosa. He held Rosa's hand and kissed him: "Wade Wilson, please call me Wade."

Although his mask was tightly covered, Rosa inexplicably felt that he blinked his eyes. She smiled awkwardly and took the chrysanthemum: "Thank you, Wade."

This new friend of Peter... feels like a psycho.

As soon as Rosa's words fell, Deadpool jumped up excitedly, dancing ass twisting: "The daughter of the goddess likes me, and I feel like I will become her stepfather soon. I am so excited! My dick is going to be hard gone."

Rosa frowned and looked at Peter, her eyes were clearly saying "explain".

Peter shook his head like a rattle drum, and quickly put aside the relationship: "He is crazy, I don't know him."

Rosa rolled her eyes greatly, it doesn't matter, you still bring him to eat hot pot.

"Let's eat." Rosa watched Deadpool still show off his dance to the fullest, as the host, she could only remind her.

Deadpool immediately jumped on the seat and sat down, obediently like a kindergarten child: "Hot pot~ China's great invention of hot pot."

Peter had already taken off the hood, and Rosa looked at Deadpool suspiciously: "If you don't take off the hood, it will affect the meal, right?"

"Sweetheart, Master Deadpool is so handsome, I'm afraid I'll blind you, so that you won't be fascinated by me and cause a tragedy where mother and daughter fight for the same man, I'd better wear a hood."

Listening to Deadpool's cheap and strange words, Rosa smiled stiffly, why did she have the feeling that he knew what was going on but didn't believe that he really knew.

In order to take care of the taste of the guests, Rosa specially made a mandarin duck pot, so she can also boil some fish balls in the clear soup country for Charlotte to eat. At this time, he is lying on Rosa's lap and enjoying Rosa's meticulous service. By the way, brainstorm and analyze what Deadpool said just now.

Although Deadpool has the superpowers of a superhero, he is not a hero, which makes him a very famous mercenary, very famous in a certain circle. Of course, Sherlock also knows his existence. Some of his words It seems illogical, but if you look closely, you will find that you have three views of your own, so what does his "stepfather" remarks just now imply?Does he know who Rosa's biological parents are?

Charlotte licked Rosa's finger. If Rosa really wanted to know her life experience, he would definitely help her achieve her wish.

As weird as this dinner was, the allure of hot pot was irresistible, as evidenced by the empty plates on the table.

Rosa looked at the two people on the opposite side, hiccupped their stomachs at the same frequency, raised their eyebrows, no wonder they became friends.

"You two wash the dishes, don't break the bowls, don't make a mess in the kitchen." Rosa ordered very queenly.

Peter was already very familiar with Rosa's rules, and he nodded obediently. As for the dead waiter who wanted to escape, he was dragged to the kitchen with a spider web by Peter who had been prepared: "Good brother, we share difficulties."

Rosa laughed aloud seeing the two people's darlings. While they were washing dishes, they concentrated on teasing the cat in the living room. The curls in her house really looked better and better.

The speed of the two of you is very fast, and only 10 minutes have passed since Rosa's acceptance. She gave them a rewarding look: "If you are unemployed, you can consider doing the dishes, and the restaurant will definitely ask you. "

"Hey, it seems to be. Sooner or later, I will quit one of the ranks of mercenaries who fight and kill. Dishwashers seem to be a good choice. Wash, wash, wash..."

She was just joking.

Then Peter said goodbye and dragged Deadpool away.

It was finally quiet, the two of them were chattering twice in the kitchen, and Rosa had been listening to their chatter in the living room.

Finally, there were only the two of them left, and Charlotte's beard curled up happily.

"I'm going to take a shower, you are playing in the living room, don't come to the bathroom again." Rosa gave Charlotte a warning look, although it was a cat, it was quite embarrassing to be stared at directly.

Charlotte cried out in agreement, does he also want to look upright?Last time was just an accident.

Knowing that he understood, Rosa heard his answer and said, "Good boy."

After Rosa took a bath, she cleaned up Juanjuan again, and the two of them lay on the bed clean.Since she woke up every day to find that Juan was on her bed, she had given up on letting him sleep in the nest.

"Good night."

Charlotte Meow also said in her heart: Good night.

After Rosa fell asleep, Sherlock, who was nestled next to her, found her curled up again. This is a typical insecure posture. He sighed inwardly, and crawled under the blanket to her feet. , lying on her cold feet.

Rosa felt something warm sticking to her feet, hummed, it was so warm, and fell asleep again.

The next morning, Rosa fished the roll out of the quilt, nodded at his nose and said, "Aren't you bored?"

fool.

Charlotte closed her eyes, sniffing the fragrance of his hair tightly against her neck.

Rosa got goosebumps from the heat of his breath, quickly hugged him out, and refused with a smile: "No, itches."

Sooner or later, he will cure her ticklish problem.

"I don't have to go to class or go to work today. My sister will take you out to the park." Rosa felt that it was inhumane to always keep pets at home, and they needed fresh air.

There were many people jogging in the park as usual, but they didn't see Steve's shadow. Rosa frowned suspiciously, guessing that there might be something wrong.

Entering New York in December, winter has already ushered in, and the wind is always bitingly cold. Although most of the evergreen trees are planted in the park, it is inevitable to feel the withered and chilling atmosphere.

Most of the people in the park were walking their dogs, except for Rosa, no one was walking a cat. Well, it wasn’t actually a cat walk. The whole process was curled up comfortably in her arms, not taking a step, let alone walking a cat. What about the game of catching butterflies.

Well, her cat seems to be a bit of a nerd and doesn't like to come out, Rosa is a little helpless.

But now that it has been released, Rosa just went for a stroll with the curly rolls in her arms. There are many flea markets in New York. If you are willing to shop around, you can find a lot of good things. It just so happens that Rosa is very interested in retro styles recently.

Shopping is something that women don't have to worry about being tired. Even if Rosa is holding a cat in her hand, she can still carry a full shopping bag, her whole face is radiant, and she doesn't look tired at all.

Later, in order to lighten her burden, Charlotte simply lay on her shoulders. Sure enough, there was no more caring existence than him.

When they returned to Queens, Rosa finally felt a little sore in her hands. Sure enough, when people are in a state of excitement, any discomfort will be ignored, such as pain. Why does she like shopping so much?

Walking through the dark alley, Rosa's footsteps paused, and she seemed to hear someone gasping for hurt: "Is there anyone?"

The Iron Man who was injured and fell down in the alley was a little helpless. He didn't wait for the little spider but he waited for the sweetheart. This is really not a good thing, he is still being hunted down.They were put together by Loki this time. He cooperated with Hydra, and their group was completely dispersed under their scheme. He also suffered a major attack. Fortunately, his life was not in danger.

"Who is it?" Rosa walked into the alley cautiously, and saw a big tin can lying on the ground, she quickly threw away the injured shopping bag and ran over.

"Tony, are you feeling okay now? I'll notify the medical team immediately." She said nervously.

Tony held her hand to stop her and said, "The most important thing for you now is to get out of here, and it's dangerous to chase after soldiers."

He spoke intermittently, apparently seriously injured, and Rosa didn't care about whether the super power would be exposed: "Don't worry, nothing will happen..."

Before she could finish her sentence, she felt an unusual atmosphere behind her, and when she turned around, all of her muzzles were aimed at the two of them.

This behavior is really impolite.

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