[Comprehensive] Sherlock's Secret

Of course she didn't take it seriously.

May I ask, which serious person would use this way of finding someone with his brain trapped by the door?This must be some boring kid's prank.

Su Fu shook her head and continued to write her reference answer.

After finishing writing, she edited it into a text message and sent it to Sherlock, but she waited for 5 minutes and didn't get a reply from Sherlock, so she had to throw the phone aside angrily, and fiddled with the candy Sherlock gave her for a long time , and then disassembled and chewed.

She felt that this might be the most tangled candy she had ever eaten in her life.

Throwing the candy wrappers into the trash can, suddenly a cool breeze blew up outside the window, Su Fu felt a little cold, just about to close the window, when he walked to the window sill, a head wearing a red and black hood suddenly hung down from the window sash.

Su Fu: "..."

It's an obvious bat hanging upside down, and I don't know how this godman hangs on the wall outside. His headgear is all red, only the eyes are a pair of diamond-shaped black, Su Fu stared at him After a long time, he couldn't find where his mouth was.

"Hi, good afternoon?" Mr. Red Hood said happily.

Su Fu took a step back and asked cautiously, "Who are you?"

"Me?" He turned his hand away and pointed at himself, and Su Fu found that his whole body seemed to be wrapped in a... tights of the same color as the headgear.

As he spoke, he pushed open the window and climbed in with one hand and one foot.

Su Fu: "...??"

How the hell did this happen?

"I'm—" He straightened his body without any messy tights, and then pulled the two crossed long knives on his back. It seemed that he finally confirmed that his image was perfect, and then he said in a tone that revealed the answer, "— ——Deadpool! Surprised or surprised!”

Su Fu: "...Who?"

"Ah oh, this is such a f*cking pain in the ass," Deadpool said in a low voice, raising his hand to hold his face with no visible nose and mouth. After two seconds, he suddenly raised his head, following the discovery of the New World She said in surprise, "It's okay, it's okay, it's the first time you've seen me in this time and space, um... come on dear, let's get to know each other again!"

He stretched out his hand as he said, and said seriously: "I am Deadpool, you can see that I am so handsome, that's right, Deadpool is so fucking handsome."

Su Fu took two steps back vigilantly to touch the magic wand under the pillow, and decided to cast a stun spell on this mentally ill man who couldn't see his mouth but talked too much and send him to compulsory medical treatment, but she hadn't touched the handle of the wand yet. , Deadpool who was standing by the window somehow came in front of her, he pressed her hand, shook his head and said, "No, no, dear Su, don't do this, I know your spell is very powerful-obviously I I have already experienced it, the petrification curse or something, the whole body has become like a fucking frozen cheese, and even the balls have become bad-ah, I can’t say that... In short, Deadpool is A very friendly man, a friend—"

"Stop!" Su Fu yelled, raised his hand and rubbed his buzzing head, "How do you know me? I can guarantee that I have lived for so many years, and I have never seen you so— -That kind of people."

Deadpool flipped his hand lightly, Su Fu dodged subconsciously, and when he raised his head again, his wand was already in the opponent's hand, he waved it casually, and babbled a long list of things that he didn't know—Su Fu He recognized the last words as "Open Sesame"—and stuck his wand in a glass vase on the bedside table at the back, and poked a lily on the tip of the wand, pretending it was a beautiful wand flower.

Su Fu: "..."

It's a pity that the flowers that Mycroft just bought when he came here at noon.

"Of course you don't know me. The development direction of this time and space is really fucking weird. I just saw the person who sent me here in the glass railing of the corridor—Strange—" He was clearly wearing a hood, but Su Fu felt that he should have an exaggerated surprised expression at this time, "I can't believe it, he hasn't changed his career to become a mage?? Studying medicine can't save New York. There is no future at all. Sooner or later, he will be captured by the Chitauri—" —Ah, and I saw that blond girl! She's such a--be--"

He uttered the last two words long and lingeringly, but his voice suddenly dropped, and his speaking speed became extremely fast. Su Fu only heard "fuck", "pussy", "wet" and other messy words, which could make people feel uncomfortable. The human brain makes up for some discordant scenes.

"Aha I remember her name, Christa—Christina—"

Su Fu rolled his eyes and corrected: "Christine."

"Yeah yeah Christine, Christine Palmer, she's a night nurse in the comics, what about in the movie?" Deadpool poked his round head, "Doctor Strange movie Have you seen it? The one with the British actor whose name is as long as his face, the one with the same fur as your boyfriend—hey, you never watch Marvel?"

If Su Fu could understand a sentence or two of what he said before, now she felt that the person in front of her was probably speaking Martian language, and she couldn't understand a word.

She was still in a daze, Deadpool pushed the chair over, jumped up and squatted very quickly, hugging his knees with his hands, in a very girlish posture, he raised his head at a 45-degree angel angle and looked up at the dazed Su Fu: "Speaking of which, dear Susu, why are you wearing a hospital gown?"

Su Fu subconsciously said, "Of course it's because of illness—"

"Sick? Umnnn..." Deadpool raised his wrist and pulled out a pink cartoon watch from the sleeve of his tights, stared at it carefully, then counted seriously for a long time with his fingers, and suddenly hugged his head and screamed, " Ah - I don't know the timeline! There must be no timeline in this plane! Stan Lee fucking Nick Fury, oh and by the way Logan, what the hell did this goddamn author write?? She what Only then can you have a smart brain like Captain Deadpool..."

Su Fu: "..."

Since meeting this guy, no, weird, her lines have dwindled to Ryan Reynolds fucking Tim Miller[1] ellipses.

Wait, who are Ryan Reynolds and Tim Miller?

"Anyway, Captain Deadpool is on your side," Deadpool clapped his hands in a clapping motion, "You must be wondering why I know so much, but I can't spoil it—" He Holding his head and shaking his head twice, it seems that not being able to spoil the spoiler is a very painful thing for him, "But the lovely ladies and sisters in front of the phone screen must want me to spoil the spoiler - be firm, Mr. Deadpool, don't spoil the spoiler --cannot--"

"Well, I'm actually from another parallel time and space. Doctor Strange sent me here. He has a magical eye that can travel through time and space. I'm here on a mission, but I'm sure I can't fucking say otherwise. Author Will write me to death- ah haha ​​the author must be a fool why would he have such an idea bro can't die! I have known you for a long time in our world, and Nora baby- you know now Is she? Is there her in this time and space? Judging by your expression, it must be that you don’t know her, so forget it!”

He finished speaking in one breath, and in Su Fu's shock at whether he had learned Guankou, Deadpool placed his hands on his knees, leaned forward slightly, and said, "I just said something. faster than Sherlock?"

Su Fu: "..."

Why don't you just choke yourself to death, oh, forget that you can't die.

She felt that she still couldn't understand what this guy said, so she just shook her head to express her refusal, and reached out to pull back her wand, but just as she stretched out her hand, Deadpool pulled the vase back: "Be kinder, dear, I I won't eat you again—"

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly threw the vase back, and the water splashed all over the wall with a "crash", but the expected sound of glass breaking did not come out, only the door lock "clicked" when the door was closed. With a soft sound, Su Fu lowered his head and saw the vase slid quickly from the other end of the floor, wiped a long water stain on the floor, and finally hit the wall, splitting in two.

She quickly picked up her wand.

"Hey, hey, why are you attacking at the slightest disagreement! We just met!" Deadpool's loud shout sounded in his ear, and Su Fu looked up in astonishment, and found that there was an extra person in the ward at some point. , Frustrating the wrist, kicking the leg, after a series of movements as dense as a thunderstorm, Deadpool has been firmly pressed to the ground by him.

The kind facing the ground.

Su Fu: "..."

Well, another ellipsis.

"...Hello...I'm Deadpool... Deadpool from your parallel time and space—" Deadpool's voice was muffled because he was pressed to the ground, and his speech was not very continuous. According to common sense, at this time It should be worthy of sympathy, but Su Fu inexplicably felt that this guy just deserved a beating and there was nothing wrong with him.

The person holding Deadpool was wearing a short black windbreaker and a black jazz hat with a narrow brim on his head. He couldn't see his face clearly for a while, and the long flaxen hair under the hat was a little fluffy and messy due to the violent movement just now. , he lifted his knees to press on Deadpool's spine, looked up and asked, "Did he hurt you?"

The voice is gentle and low-pitched, but still elegant and sweet, inexplicably making people feel as clear as water.

It turned out to be a girl? ?

Su Fu was stunned, her pupils reflected the strands of hair hanging in front of her eyes, her slightly low and slender eyebrows, her light pink lips, and those amber green eyes with a casual smile.

"Hey, so there is you in this time and space!!" Deadpool shouted, struggling to turn his head to look at the (crossed out) girl on his body under the coercion, twisting his neck while muttering, "—— Nora baby!"

"bump!"

Deadpool's head was knocked to the ground again, and the sound made Su Fu wonder if there was a possibility of opening the ladle...

"My mother wouldn't call me so nasty," the girl lowered her head slightly, "Who are you?"

Deadpool simply stopped struggling, let his face stick to the floor, and said with a smile: "I've said it before, I'm Deadpool—hey, you're pressing on me now, let's round it up, that's... We slept together!"

Su Fu: "..."

The girl turned his head to face her, and said with a smile: "But the fact is——I hit you, let's round it up, should I kill you?"

The author has something to say: So, there is nothing wrong with being Deadpool hahaha.

This part has nothing to do with the plot of the main text. It may be mentioned in the extra episode, and it is a foreshadowing for the new article, so do you know what I am going to write in the new article? (Iron Can Widow Sister Hulk Hammer Brother Hawkeye Sweetheart Master Superman Woman Forgive Light X-men are waving to you!)

There are only two chapters, which will not affect the plot of the main text. Cuties who don't want to read can skip it directly.

Note 1: Ryan Reynolds and Tim Miller, the former is the movie actor of Deadpool, the latter is the movie director of Deadpool, and Mr. Stan Lee and Nick Fury, needless to say, I Watching "Ace's Bodyguard" today, I can't get rid of the director's devilish laughter and the song sung by those two idiots...it's just poisonous.

I saw your reminders, although it is a little late, one day has passed... But I believe that there must be many people who have not slept like me. No matter whether you sleep or not, I believe that you all love me, so leave more comments Well, there are only [-] messages left, and it will break [-]!That's all I have left to pursue, ballball, you guys satisfy my star-eyed eyes.