God made me miserable

On the streets, Christmas trees and Santa Claus can be seen everywhere, and the light snow falling from the sky adds a festive atmosphere to the night of Christmas Eve.On this day of Jesus' birthday, almost every household has prepared Christmas trees and Christmas decorations, and children are waiting with great anticipation for Santa Claus who will come from the chimney to bring them gifts.

On this day that is almost overwhelmed by colorful lights and red, white and green decorations, the whole apartment, which is mainly decorated in pure white without any festive atmosphere, looks very special.

But what happened inside is even more special :)

With one hand on the refrigerator and the other on the chest of the man opposite, Zooey is very broken now.

"Bruce, listen to me..." The magazine was picked up at night when she woke up at this time.At the time, she was still reeling from the shock of a near-discord incident with Batman and the confusion of being thrown into the water by the innocent Captain America.Following the system's guidance to find her home, she bought a magazine with Bruce Wayne's face printed on it at the magazine stand outside the apartment, and when she entered the apartment lobby, she saw the magazine that was put there.With the mentality that it would be good to read one more, she carried the magazine into the house without any hassle.

After that, she did look through the magazine she picked up, but the peach heart on it was not drawn by her at all, it was left by the previous owner of the magazine—obviously, she was in this apartment at the moment, and still lived A fan of Mr. Bruce Wayne.

"I can explain..." Zooey looked back with her most serious and serious expression, "I got this magazine back in the lobby downstairs. The peach heart on it was there when I picked it up Already!" She almost swears.

Bruce propped one hand on the fridge, the other holding a magazine open.In the photo in the magazine that was taken in August this year, he was wearing a deep wine red suit, and the heart in that photo was the largest and thickest, "Oh? Really?" He looked down at the girl in front of him, with beautiful eyes It is more profound and charming under the light. "You like me in a red suit?"

Obviously, Batman didn't listen to Zoe's explanation at all.

"The magazine is not mine." At this moment, the distance between the two was so close that Zooey could clearly see Bruce Wayne's long eyelashes.She sighed helplessly, trying to make Batman take her explanation seriously, "I really picked up this magazine!" God, look at my sincere eyes!

The blond girl who was already leaning on the refrigerator had an expression of "I really didn't lie, you must believe me" on her face, as if she just went to the kitchen to steal meat and bones and was caught on the spot, but she barked stubbornly , A puppy who firmly refuses to plead guilty.With a stretch of his long arms, Bruce put the magazine directly on the dining table beside him.Immediately afterwards, he put both hands on the refrigerator. "Really?" He lowered his voice.

"You're a puppy!" Seeing that Batman finally believed it, Zooey was relieved.To be honest, she would be very embarrassed if she kept a magazine full of hearts in her house, okay? "Bruce, let me go." Her eyes flicked to Bruce Wayne's arms at her sides.

Bruce raised his eyebrows, then stood up obediently - it's not good to press too hard, the little guy will definitely be shy. "Okay." With that said, he took two steps back.

"But actually I don't mind." Just as Zooey was about to turn around, Bruce Wayne suddenly lowered his head and leaned into her ear again. "You know, there are a lot of girls who have a crush on..."

His words were interrupted by Zoe's fingers poking at the cuff of his shirt.

"It's a good idea." Zooey rolled her eyes helplessly, "Narcissism is also a disease, remember to treat it!"

"It tastes great." Bruce Wayne is worthy of the Big Brother role of the Justice League.It's just the ready-made hot pot base and the quick-frozen food he bought, so he can boast about this meal without blushing or heartbeat.It seems that this hot pot meal should be included in the history of the food industry and be praised through the ages.

"Thank you." On a snowy night, eating warm hot pot around a pot.This sense of happiness is truly unique.Zooey accepted Batman's compliment unceremoniously. "I also think it's delicious." The base of this brand is really good!

#System: ╮(╯_╰)╭You two really match#

The little golden retriever held a bowl, stuffed the sliced ​​meat out of the pot into his mouth with a happy face, and even breathed out from the heat.Bruce Wayne, who had no appetite, couldn't help but eat more seeing Zoe eating so deliciously.

"Are you going to work today?" Zooey, who was a little bit stretched, planned to rest for a while before eating some fine vermicelli.She put down the chopsticks that had not stopped and picked up the juice beside her. "I mean, world peace or something?" Does Batman need to go on patrol on Christmas Eve?

"No need before zero o'clock." Bruce Wayne looked at the opposite girl's lips reddened by food amusedly. "I don't have to go that early." If something bad happened today, it would most likely be between midnight and four in the morning.

"Then you can't rest tonight?" Zooey didn't expect Batman to answer like this. "What time did you get up today?"

"After 5 o'clock? What's the matter?" Bruce Wayne shrugged indifferently, he was already used to staying up all night. "Christmas is the most incident-prone event and I don't take it lightly."

Saying this, Zooey clearly saw the solemnity and responsibility flashing in the eyes of the man opposite.

Bruce Wayne is indeed a model of self-sacrifice.At this point, he can almost PK with his natal male god Iron Man for the "Best Undead Superhero Award of the Year".

"You know, there are police in Gotham City, right?" To be honest, Zooey didn't understand.If the current law and order situation in Gotham is indeed not good, or if the city is experiencing deterioration, then all this is understandable.But now Gotham is at the forefront of all international metropolises in terms of economy, politics and culture.The law and order situation is ranked first in the United States, why is Batman still unwilling to let him go?

"And Gotham has a local garrison. When necessary, they will be dispatched directly to help maintain the city's law and order." This is the practice of Gotham City-after experiencing hellish chaos, Gotham's command system is unique. One faction, different from other cities.

"So?" Bruce Wayne raised his eyebrows, looking at the blonde girl who was sitting across the table, her face suddenly became serious.The smell of food filled the dining room, and for the first time, Bruce felt that a certain girl matched the smell of food so well.

It's just kind of...

"So, you should know that Batman doesn't have to take on the work of the police and the army, right?" Zoe took the small bowl of base material in front of him. "The reason for the existence of the police and the army is to maintain law and order and protect ordinary citizens." But Batman has done all this work.

Zooey had a serious face, but Bruce felt that the other party was innocent and cute. "Zoe, this is... a very dangerous world." He tried to explain to Zooey.

But Bruce's words were interrupted by Zoe. "The world will always be dangerous." That's no reason at all. "Bruce, as long as there are people living, the world can never be free from danger and always be safe."

Bruce put down his glass. "Zoe, are you trying to say that Batman and the Justice League are meddling?" He laughed jokingly.

"No, I want to say that you are too strict with yourself." Zoe thinks she is just an ordinary person, and she can't do self-sacrifice like superheroes. "The safety of Gotham is not your responsibility alone, and the future of Gotham should not be borne by you. Bruce Wayne, you are only one person." Even if the soul is great, it is only flesh and blood after all. "Don't crush yourself."

In her opinion, Batman is the same as Iron Man, the biggest shortcoming is that he has too much sense of responsibility.

"Sometimes, you have to learn to let go."

In the pot, the gurgling sound of the hot pot bottom material entered the ears of the two of them. Bruce looked at the girl on the other side who was seriously persuading him, and the smell of food filled his nostrils.Bruce, who had no appetite at all, suddenly felt a good appetite.

"Besides," feeling that Batman's eyes were not quite right, Zooey picked up the small bowl again and placed it on her chest, "Do you want to watch the policemen get paid for nothing? Your company paid So much tax, don't you feel bad?" She reached out her hand in a concealed manner, and fished something out of the pot.

Distressed?

Bruce looked at the girl opposite who was holding a small bowl and started eating again, his eyes flashed——what's your heartache?Do you love money, or... feel sorry for him?

"What are you doing?" Putting the small bowl of dipping sauce on the table, Zoe held an octopus ball in one hand, staring blankly at the man opposite him standing up, and then slowly sat down in the chair beside her.

"It smells so good." Bruce sniffed it deliberately, "Your meatballs." He looked at the thing in the girl's hand.Along the cuffs, he could still see the other's slender and fair wrist.

Bruce's Adam's apple twitched.

"Ah", with Batman staring at the meatball in his hand, Zooey was nervous and didn't hold the chopsticks.Subconsciously, I used the other hand to catch it, and the round ball fell into the palm of my hand.

"Huh?" Immediately afterwards, the hand holding the ball was caught, and Zooey stared blankly at Bruce Wayne who pulled her arm up, not understanding what the other party wanted to do. "you……"

It's like a slow motion shot of a high-speed camera.

The man in only a white shirt pulled her hand in front of her, then slowly lowered his head, and bit the ball in Zooey's palm.The round balls were not small, and Bruce Wayne took two full bites before eating them.

Zoe's eyes widened.

"It smells so good..." Bruce licked his lips, and then he inserted his fingers into the other's hand without allowing the girl to refuse, and shook hands with Zooey.He easily stopped the girl from wanting to get up, and he moved closer to Zooey's ear. "Your hands are so soft."

"It smells good." Bruce closed his eyes, the smell of the girl was really appetizing. "Zoe, you smell really good..." His warm breath hit Zooey's ear.

"Bruce, I..." The warm breath blew into her ears ambiguously, and Zooey was shocked, "Don't..." This is so strange!

"Zoe." Bruce Wayne easily grabbed both of Zooey's hands, and then put them together on his lips and kissed, "You smell really good..." His voice was low, with a suspicious pause . "I'm hungry." He bit one of Zooey's fingers suggestively.

The wet touch of something passing across her fingers made Zooey dare not think about it. "Boo, Bruce..."

"Ding dong", watching the fun is not afraid of big things, the system cheerfully prompts, "Batman Bruce Wayne favorability +10! Total favorability is 90 points, and the love branch has been opened (☆_☆)!"

"Zoe, my nosebleed is going to stay!" So don't be cowardly!

The author has something to say: Xiao Counsel: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

All the male lead candidates: You bastard is shameless!Unhygienic!I will have hemorrhoids tomorrow!