God made me miserable

Gotham has ushered in its biggest crisis after 10 years, but this horrific incident that happened on a snowstorm night was easily resolved by Batman, the Dark Knight of Gotham City and the Messenger of Justice.

At present, the news that Batman singled out 37 terrorists and rescued hundreds of hostages without any casualties in just one hour has completely exploded the Internet.The headlines on the front pages of major news media across the United States are all large photos of the Gotham hero.

"...It is reported that Batman was here that night and took down the main culprit in one fell swoop. After that, Batman went to the restaurant downstairs and had a confrontation with nearly 20 gunmen who were still confronting the police..." On the huge LCD screen The live broadcast of the noon news was playing, and the female reporter in the screen was in the Wayne Hotel, telling the audience about the process of the day in detail.In the background, images of many news media reporters flashed past.

And as the Batman himself who was being praised by the media, wishing to boast a flower, Bruce Wayne sat on the sofa, shook his head helplessly, and turned off the TV.

"Master Wayne." At this moment, Alfred walked in. "Why are you sighing?" Old Ah Fu looked at the little master who was raised by him. "Oh, you don't know yet? In the online voting, Batman has surpassed Iron Man and Captain America, and he has to choose No.1 in the ranking of 'Your Favorite Superhero'." He joked Bruce happily Wayne.

"Afu..." Bruce sighed helplessly. "Only that guy Stark cares about this kind of ranking." Batman invisibly complained about a wave of Iron Man who overlapped with his own.

#复在Manhattan的妮妮: Ah Choo!Who scolded me behind my back? #

"You can't say that. Batman is popular, and it's good for Gotham." The old butler walked to the sofa. "You didn't have lunch." In fact, Bruce Wayne didn't even eat breakfast.

"I'm not hungry." Bruce Wayne doesn't value the fame Batman gets.It is a good thing that the matter of that day was resolved smoothly, but the problem is that he messed up another thing——

The little girl Zoe is still in a coma.It's been two days and I still haven't woken up.

"Is she awake?" Bruce looked up at Alfred.

"Miss Zoe is still awake." A Fu shook his head, "But Dr. House has just come to see her and confirmed that her condition is stable. Dr. House said that she will wake up at any time." The old housekeeper looked at his master With obvious self-blame in her eyes, she said softly, "Actually, I don't think Miss Zoe will blame you for this incident." According to the information, she is a very reasonable and quiet girl.

#System: →_→ Yes, yes, Zoe is indeed reasonable.When others didn't mess with her, my author Jiang was very reasonable#

"What about the medicine she received the injection?" Bruce shook his head. It was one thing for Zoe not to forgive him, but another thing for him to do something wrong. "Have you found anything?"

Zoe's coma was not just because of catching a cold or being frightened, but because she was allergic to certain ingredients in the "Dark Prom".

But it's not a simple allergy.

To put it bluntly, Zoe is allergic to the "Dark Ball".But there was another substance in her body, which neutralized most of the allergens, so Goldilocks didn't show any obvious allergy symptoms that night.It's just that Zoe inhaled a lot of "Dark Ball", and the neutralizer in her body was in a state of decreasing. In addition, the girl's body was not strong enough, so she fell into a coma.

And she was frozen for a while before.

"No." Ah Fu shook his head, "Miss Zoe's medical records don't have any records." There is no record of the injection of that drug in the girl's case. "Maybe Mr. Oswald secretly injected Miss Zoe with that drug because he was worried about his daughter?" The Oswalds, who hold a media empire in their hands, are very well connected. Perhaps the parents worried about their daughter's comfort and did it in advance. The arrangement is also unknown. "Mr. Oswald studied in the United States in his early years." So he knows the power of the dark ball.

"That kind of drug is not so easy to get. And it has to be developed for individuals. Human experiments will go through a very long process." Bruce shook his head, "Forget it, I'll ask Zoe when she wakes up."

"Dong dong dong", a maid knocked lightly on the door, "Master Wayne, Mr. Pennyworth, the lady in the guest room is awake."

"So, besides the terrorists, I was the only one who was injured that night?" With the help of the beautiful maid sister, Zoe, who had been lying for two days and felt soft all over, sat up leaning on the pillow .

"To sum it up, that's right." The system briefly described the current situation to Zoe, "Batman took you back to his house to rest, the doctor has already checked, you can rest for a few days to cure your cold, There's nothing wrong with that."

"Hehe." Zooey rubbed her temples, "Then I really have to thank Bruce Wayne." If Batman hadn't interrogated her, she would have been examined by a doctor a long time ago, and she wouldn't have waited so long to see her doctor.

"Zoe, you have to remember that he is the male god you once liked very much." The system saw the expression of "I want to settle accounts" written all over the author's face, and silently lit a wax for Batman in his heart. "When you make a move...don't slap your face!"

Otherwise, TA will feel distressed!

"Miss Zoe, it's time for dinner." Old Ah Fu pushed the dining car in with a smile and greeted the girl who was sitting by the bed reading a book. "I have someone prepare something you like." It has been three days since Zooey woke up.

"Thank you, Mr. Pennyworth." Zoe closed the book, turned and got out of bed, "I'll just go out to eat, you don't need to bring the food here." Because the cold is not getting better, I mistake Batman's children's shoes with a good attitude Insisting on letting Zoe recover from her illness before leaving, and with the curiosity that she could live in Batman's base camp for a few days, Zoe didn't shirk it.

And Old Alfred is indeed the butler who is praised by the majority of bat fans. Even if Zooey has a bad appetite due to a cold, she has to admit that the food prepared by Alfred is very suitable for her taste.

"You haven't completely recovered from catching a cold, you need a good rest." Alfred rejected the girl's proposal with a smile. "See if you like it?" He helped Zooey arrange the plate.

"Wow, it's so rich." Zoe sat down at the dining table and routinely praised Alfred for his thoughtfulness, "I'm a little jealous of Bruce Wayne now." Hey, it's unscientific to actually maintain a perfect figure with eight-pack abs and a mermaid line!

The food at Wayne Manor is delicious, isn't it?Bruce Wayne has been eating for decades, how did he keep himself from getting fat?

"Mr. Pennyworth, do you plan to change jobs?"

"Thank you for your compliment, Miss Zoe." Ah Fu cheerfully thanked the female guest for her support, and poured a cup of black tea for Zooey. "It's my greatest compliment for you to say that." The blond girl was indeed a likable child as said in the information.

"It seems that I came back at a bad time?" A deep male voice sounded, Zooey and Ah Fu looked up, and saw Bruce Wayne in a black suit with one hand in his pocket, standing by the door. "But if I don't come back, are you going to abduct Ah Fu?" He winked at Zoe who was sitting at the dining table.

"Master Wayne, how can you talk to a lady like that?" Before Zoe could say anything, Alfred was the first to condemn Batman. "This is so rude."

Zooey nodded, expressing her agreement with Ah Fu's words - she woke up that day and before she could settle the score with Batman, the other party ran out to deal with the follow-up incident.So up to now, she hasn't settled the account of that day.

"My fault, I apologize." With one hand resting on the button of his suit, Bruce Wayne saluted exaggeratedly, expressing his apology. "Miss Zoe, can you forgive me for my little mistake?" On his face was "Bruce Wayne's special smile for teasing girls".

Zooey blinked noncommittally, looked at Batman with a smile, but didn’t speak.

Ah Fu looked around, then bowed and left, "Master Wayne, I'll go get your dinner." My little master really hasn't apologized like an innocent girl who has been suspected. "Miss Zoe, take it easy."

Alfred walked out of the room, while Bruce Wayne walked to the table and sat down, facing Zooey.

"Do you feel better?" Alfred had already told, but Bruce still had to ask himself, "Dr. House said you caught a cold, you need to rest well." He raised his hand and poured himself a cup of black tea.

"It's all right." The drug reaction had already subsided, and Zooey shook her head, "It's just right for you to come back. I plan to go home tomorrow." After living in Wayne Manor for 3 days, she should go back to her own home.

"Stay for a few more days." Bruce's tone was a bit tough that no one could refuse, "I'll go back when I fully recover." After all, it was his fault that the girl got sick.

Zooey raised her eyebrows. "Huh? You are really different." Although Bruce Wayne wearing a playboy mask also looks like a domineering president, he does not have such aura in his speech.

After removing the disguise of a prodigal son, Bruce Wayne finally revealed his true character.

"Sorry", Bruce immediately apologized, "I just hope to make amends for my mistakes." He looked at the girl across from him sincerely.

"Compensation?" Zooey put down the fork in her hand and raised her eyebrows thoughtfully. "Then how do you plan to compensate me?" The account of handcuffing her has not yet been recovered.

"Whatever you want, just say it." Bruce looked at the twinkling round eyes of the little golden retriever on the opposite side, and leaned his upper body forward a little funny. "I can do it." He deliberately lowered his voice, and said with a hint of teasing, "Promise with your body...it's also okay."

But the little guy didn't dare to ask for it.

Batman sitting across the dining table had a "don't you dare" expression on his face, which was a naked provocation.Zooey also put down the knife in the other hand, and looked at Bruce Wayne indifferently.

"Then you don't mind... I charge some interest first?" She imitated Batman's expression and smiled.

"Of course I don't mind." Bruce replied immediately.Although the little milk dog on the opposite side of the table has a face full of "I'm going to do something bad", it hasn't even grown any hard nails.

He was not afraid of what Zooey could do at all.

Hmph, you are looking for death.

Zoe straightened her body, and then waved towards Batman with her right hand, "Then come over here."

Bruce Wayne obediently leaned forward a little.

"Closer." Zooey felt that this distance was not easy to use.

Bruce raised his eyebrows, stood up simply, and moved to the seat next to the little golden retriever. "Is this close enough?" He turned his body to face Zooey, leaned forward, with one arm resting on the dining table, with perfect shape.

Zooey's gaze swept across the man's good figure, which was hard to hide even in a shirt, and then stayed on the other's face.

"Close enough."

Turning her body sideways, Zoe slowly stretched out her two hands under Batman's curious eyes.Then—— pinched the opponent's cheek fiercely.

"Too much suspicion is a disease, remember to treat it!" Squeezing Batman's face severely, Zoe turned back to her body refreshed, and continued to eat.

The whole room was silent for a few seconds.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!" Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" the system's howl was extremely tragic.

"Zoe, you are so inhumane! At this moment, thousands of colleagues have seen your crimes in front of their mobile phones (computers)! That is my master's face! My master's face!"

The system's shrill scream almost made Zooey drop the knife and fork in her hand.

Except for the noise in Zooey's ears, there was no sound in the room.

"Pfft haha..." Suddenly, Bruce Wayne himself laughed, "Zoe, you are really..." He put his hand on his forehead, "You are really..."

"Ding dong," the system was confused, "Batman Bruce Wayne favorability +5?! The friendship branch has been opened? Let me go, when will my heart-throb master have the M attribute?!"

"Maybe when he... met an S?"

Zooey swallowed the delicious meat.

……

God, please don't give up treatment!

The system looked up to the sky tearfully—at worst, TA went to buy a pump for Batman!

The author has something to say: 2333333, the pump is amazing, I don’t know what it is, look at my pure eyes (☆_☆)