God made me miserable

"Wayne, I heard that you were murdered last night..." At the regular Justice League meeting, after a group of people discussed serious matters, Wonder Woman Diana couldn't help raising her eyebrows and asked Batman sitting next to her for confirmation. "You were rejected by your girlfriend?" Bruce Wayne was dumped in the room, which is definitely the best news of the year.

"Hehe", Bruce sneered twice, and glanced at Superman sitting on the other side.

"I didn't tell Diana." Clark spread his hands to show his innocence.No matter how free he is, he won't focus on Wayne's embarrassing things, will he?Last night he was just flying over the Wayne Hotel in downtown Gotham on his way to an interview when it occurred to him that he had something to tell Batman.Originally seeing that the other party was "busy", he planned to leave the scene as a gentleman, but he never expected that before he left, he saw Wayne's female companion put on her clothes with a serious face, and walked out of the room without looking back .

To be honest, at that moment, he was also in a daze.

"I heard what Joey said." Joey, the manager of the Wayne Hotel, is currently pursuing Ms. Diana who works in the museum seriously. He smiled for the Pomeranian. The manager revealed the gossip last night to his girlfriend in an extremely unprofessional manner. . "He said that Mr. Wayne took his female companion back, but before 20 minutes had passed, the female companion went out with her things."

Touching her chin with one hand, Diana asked curiously, "Wayne, could it be...you..." Her eyes flicked to an indescribable part of Batman, "Oh, I'm so sorry."

He said sorry, but Wonder Woman's eyes were full of fun.

(╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴ so angry.

As the largest shareholder of the Wayne Group, a playboy, the richest man in Gotham, the dark knight in the dark, and one of the two giants of the Justice League, Bruce Wayne was questioned for the first time in his nearly 30 years of life. There is a problem.

#So what is the dissatisfaction with the girl from last night? ! (#￣～￣#)#

Stimulated by Superman's words last night, Bruce snorted coldly, "Hmph." He didn't have the same knowledge as Diana.

"Kent, so you saw it with your own eyes last night?" But Diana refused to let Batman go.It was rare to see Bruce Wayne suffer, and Wonder Woman was in high spirits, "Tell me, what did Wayne do to make the girl turn around and leave?" She looked at Superman sitting aside.

"It's nothing." They were all men, and Clark had no intention of exposing Batman's scars. "Wayne didn't say a few words to the girl. He was taking a bath at the time. Maybe the girl changed her mind halfway." The girl didn't look very old, and it's unknown if she flinched temporarily.

"Bather?" Diana rubbed her chin as if remembering something, "Wait, I remember the presidential suite on the top floor of the Gotham Wayne Hotel. The glass in the bathroom is..." Bruce Wonder Woman in Wayne's exclusive suite recalls a detail, "I remember the design of the bathroom door... very moody, right?" Is the glass transparent?

"Oh..." Aquaman looked at the dark-faced Batman, and then at the "I don't know anything" expression on Superman's face, and suddenly realized, "The girl saw you...not satisfied, so she left." To express his confidence in his judgment, he also nodded. "Tsk tsk tsk, Wayne..." Bruce Wayne actually has today?

"So who is that girl?" Diana looked at Batman who was so angry that he couldn't speak. "Next week we have an exhibition in the museum. Ask her if she wants to come. I still have some tickets for her." She said that on purpose.

"No need." After being ridiculed by his bad friends, the veins on Bruce's temples were about to jump up, "She's not interested."

"Don't say that, what if she likes it?" Haiwang is not afraid of big things when he watches the excitement.

The only person sitting at the table who didn't speak was Barry, but the children's shoes of Flash had been staring at Batman in the front seat with eyes full of gossip.Bruce couldn't ignore the warm eyes of the other party, and looked over coldly, "What?!" Even Barry is not obedient?

"No, no, no." Barry shook his head like a rattle, "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay." Woohoo, everyone bullied him.

"Seriously, Wayne. Is this the first time in your life?" Wonder Woman ended the conversation with a meaningful look.

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴ I am not bad, and I am not rejected!

↑↑↑Batman choked on a mouthful of old blood—girl, what are you running around in the middle of the night? !

So where is the girl who is being used as a powerful weapon by the Justice League to taunt Batman?

Zooey said, don't look for her, she just wants to be quiet now.Don't ask her who Jing Jing is! ((‵ ′))

Inexplicably, she was carried into the water by Mr. Rogers like a chicken cub, and before she could breathe a sigh of relief, she woke up at a new time node.As exciting as the last time she woke up was to meet Hannibal Lecter, she almost saw a fruit man with her own eyes in less than 5 minutes after waking up.

Zoe, who packed her clothes and left the room, thought that this was the biggest surprise that this time point could give her, but it turned out that she was still too naive.

"That, yes, bat, bat, man, boo, roo, sway, um!" Sitting in her home in Gotham, Zoe almost collapsed, "The man in the bathroom last night was Batman Bruce... Wayne!" Although the man in the bathroom couldn't be seen clearly because of the steam and the fog on the glass, the face on the cover of the financial magazine looked more and more like the face Zoe saw in a flash last night. . "I almost slept with Batman yesterday?!" What kind of guts is she? !

"Yes." The system looked at the author who had just woken up with a broken face, and replied helplessly, "But you didn't sleep with him, you woke up in time, and we left smoothly." Eight-pack abs, mermaid lines, and full pecs—ah, drooling.

The system's weird tone and pause made Zoe feel very familiar, "You have no entity, please restrain yourself, thank you."

The system is an idiot, and she is also very desperate.

"I'm a mixture of your will and that of your comrades, Zoe, I'm an idiot, which just means that you are all idiots. You can't blame me for this." The system justified itself righteously.

"I can't refute?!" Zooey sat on the bed, blinking dumbfounded. "Okay, okay, I won't talk about you anymore." Throwing away the financial magazine, she lay back on the bed. "Tell me, what do I need to do this time?" After waking up last night, she was frightened and went home under the guidance of the system.She wanted to understand the situation immediately because she had been chasing Hannibal Lecter without sleep and food, and felt extremely tired—not physically tired, but mentally.

So after returning to this home where she obviously had no memory, but the weirdness made her feel at ease, Zooey fell asleep.

"As you guessed, the object of the mission you need to save this world is Batman Bruce Wayne." The system clicked twice, thinking that its author really did something wrong. "This novel is the fastest one for you to abandon the pit - you wrote the title copy and Chapter 1 in the morning, and decided to abandon the pit after lunch :) But even if you abandoned the pit so fast, you still finished it Your great OOC career."

"In this novel, Batman is described by you as a superhuman image of eight times a night, messing with women when you take off your pants, and fighting monsters when you put on your pants." In other words, never rest .Either playing a playboy, or being Batman to save mankind.365 days a year, 4 seasons, 12 months, 31 days a month, 7 days a week, 24 hours a day, Bruce Wayne children's shoes, continuous rotation.

Commonly known as: to die.

Scientific name: overdraft life.

"Wait, why do I feel that this Playboy setting overlaps with Iron Man's setting?" Zoe refused to recall why she was so obsessed with the one-night-x-times setting back then.

"Because in your opinion back then, Playboy's character design was very cool." The system stabbed at the author's heart, "You were still a brainless little lolita, and you were very obsessed with the domineering president-style male protagonist. So steel Man and Batman were made into the same style by you." In other words, Zoe was very obsessed with setting all the favorite male characters into the same paper man.

"I know I was wrong." Zoe covered her face and confessed earnestly, "I'm sorry to the party, I'm sorry to the people, I'm sorry to all the male gods who have been harmed by me, and I'm sorry to all my colleagues. I have committed a heinous crime and am willing to be punished (┬_ ┬)" Why was she so poisoned back then? !

"You are sorry for all the readers who fell into the pit and waited for food!" The system added.

"Huh... I need to make Batman understand the importance of self-cultivation and self-cultivation this time, and then let him live a life of wearing long johns in the beginning of winter, soaking goji berries in beer, dancing in the square at night, and eating jujube ice cream at my aunt, yes Isn't that right?" Zooey got out of bed and picked up the financial magazine, intending to study Batman, who had been harassed by her.

"Not only that." The system saw that the author had a good attitude in pleading guilty, so he temporarily forgave the other party. "The Batman in your writing is not only not paying attention to taking care of his body, he has also been developed by you to have a unique value."

"What value?" Zooey asked inexplicably.

"Self, abuse, value." The system gritted its teeth. "Although the original Batman Bruce Wayne also sacrificed everything for Gotham, his attribute is now magnified because of your novel. Currently, Bruce Wayne's self-abuse value is as high as 100 points. It had a serious impact on his life."

"In this task, the author Zoe not only needs to let Batman Bruce Wayne understand the importance of self-cultivation, but also let the other party understand that he—Bruce Wayne—is a person first, and a bat second. Man. Bruce Wayne can choose to be Batman, but he can also choose to make himself happy. Being Batman and making him happy are not in conflict."

"In order to achieve this goal, the author Zoe needs to increase the favorability of the task object to 85 points, open the friend branch, and reduce Bruce Wayne's self-abuse value to below 60 points."

"The difficulty index of this mission is 5 stars. Please work hard, author Zoe-chan (＾U＾)ノ~YO, save Batman, start with you and me."

"It's hard to believe this is Gotham." Christmas is approaching, and the streets of Gotham are full of festive atmosphere.Zooey held the shopping bag in one hand, and stretched out the other hand, trying to catch the snowflakes falling from the sky.

It was mid-December at this time, and the most important festival of Christianity was coming soon.

"Gotham is now one of the safest cities in the United States." The system proudly puffed up its small chest, "It's all thanks to Batman!" Because of the existence of Batman, Gotham began to change ten years ago until Today, it has become a safe city with the highest law and order, and it is even a tourist attraction, which is as famous as Manhattan.

"I always feel very uncomfortable." With her hand back, Zooey moved her right wrist—the originally injured wrist was intact at the moment.

It's just that there is a shallow scar on her neck - that's where Moriarty bit her.

It is now December, December of the previous year.She had just escaped from Moriarty.Whether it's Iron Man, Loki, or Rhett, everyone doesn't know her yet—all of that hasn't happened.

Zooey touched her neck unconsciously, and the strange change in time made her a little at a loss.

"Zoe, are you okay?" The system looked strangely at its own author who suddenly stopped.

"It's okay." Shaking her head, Zooey started walking again, "Let's go home, the snow is about to fall heavily." The white snowflakes and red festive decorations falling from the sky gave the whole gothic architectural style The city brings a different taste.

"Zoe, your wrist is not injured yet, you can go for a roll in the snow." The system enthusiastically suggested to the author to relax.

"I don't want to get my clothes and scarf wet in the afternoon of a snowstorm." Zooey rejected this attractive proposal, "I'll wait until the snow stops..." She seemed to see something.

"What's wrong?" Zooey stopped again, the system was very strange.

"I seem to see someone." The commercial street is lined with various shops, including a few small restaurants.Zooey looked into the alley next to one of the restaurants, making sure it wasn't her own dazzle. "There's a girl." Realizing that something was wrong, Zooey put the shopping bag on the ground, then took out her mobile phone and called the police.

"Didn't it mean that the law and order in Gotham is the best? How could such a thing happen?" Seeing the girl in the alley surrounded by two men, Zooey put the phone back in her pocket helplessly. "The law and order of the US emperor is really unreliable." This kind of thing has changed their big planters, but it is very rare.

"Zoe, don't go, it's too dangerous." The system looked at the two tall, burly men, who were still wearing racerback vests and tattoos on a snowy day, and worriedly dissuaded them, "Let's wait until the police come." Too Dangerous.

"When the police come, the cucumber dishes will be cold." Zooey shook her head. "Hey! I'm calling the police!" She yelled into the alley.

Her voice alarmed the two men who were concentrating on robbing, and the woman surrounded, "Hurry up! The police will be here soon!"

"Anyone else delivered to your door?" There were few pedestrians on the street before the blizzard, and the two impromptu robbers looked at the slender girl who was dressed expensively at the entrance of the alley and sneered.One of them even walked towards Zooey directly, "Little girl, we advise you not to mind your own business..."

The little silver pistol shut the man up.

"Let her come here." The new pistol was just bought in the morning, but I didn't expect to use it in the afternoon.Zooey loaded the pistol calmly, "Let that woman come over. You two get out of here."

The surrounded woman turned around quickly while the two men were in a daze, and ran away from the other side of the alley.

She actually ran away? !

Zooey was stunned.

"It seems that you are the only one left now." Even though the girl in front of him has a pistol, the two men still don't pay attention to each other. "Girl, guns are not toys. Do you know how to use them?" The man with tattoos on both arms seemed to expect Zoe to just use the gun to scare people, and he didn't dare to shoot at all.

The two approached Zooey step by step—joke, how could a little girl from a rich family dare to shoot.

Zooey looked at the two robbers approaching with ferocious faces, without any hesitation in her heart, "Bang!" and pulled the trigger.

Originally, she only aimed at the man's feet, but due to her poor technique, the bullet flew past the man's cheek in front of her, leaving a bloodstain.

The two men finally stopped.

"Get out." Zooey didn't dare to push her too hard, so she could only pretend to be aggressive—mama, aim at the ground and slap her in the face, her shooting skills are worse than that of the little doctor!

#坊火的瑞德：Who am I where am I doing#

The alley was quiet for a few seconds.

"Relax, relax, we're leaving now." The two men finally knew they were afraid.Gathering their hands over their heads, the two robbers backed away slowly, "Little girl, don't shoot, we're going, we're going..." As they spoke, the two men faced Zoe head-on and backed backwards.

Zooey held the gun and didn't speak.

After the two men retreated two meters, they turned around slowly.Wait until both men turn their bodies away from her.Zooey breathed a sigh of relief.

However, the inexperienced Zoe was fooled.

Relaxed, she no longer put her fingers on the trigger, and her arms relaxed accordingly.But at this moment, the two men suddenly turned around, jumped up, and rushed towards Zooey.

Caught off guard by the sudden change, Zoe fired in a panic, but missed nothing at all.At this time, one of the men had almost jumped in front of her eyes.

"Bang!" The sound of gunfire rang in my ears.There was darkness in front of Zooey's eyes, and there was a bitter smell of men's perfume in her nose.The hand holding the gun was tightly clasped, and Zooey felt a temperature higher than her body temperature.

"Ah!" The robber fell to the ground in pain and screamed.

"You!" Seeing that his accomplice was injured, the other robber was furious and wanted to pounce on him desperately.And Zooey felt her hand holding the gun being clenched again.

"Bang!" The robber was also hit in the thigh by a bullet.

"Ah!" The two robbers fell to the ground, and the white snowflakes on the ground were wet with red liquid.Zooey didn't come back to her senses until this time.

"Ah..." The gun in her hand was taken away, and Zooey looked up, only to realize that the darkness in front of her was just the color of a man's suit jacket.Taking two steps back, Zooey finally saw clearly the man who rushed up at a critical moment, hugged her into his arms, held her hand holding the gun, and fired twice, accurately wounding the robber.

"Wayne...Mr." It was Batman.

In a suit and tie, Batman Bruce Wayne looks like he just left a meeting.Zoe glanced across the street and found a black supercar parked on the side of the road with the door still open.

"Good afternoon, Miss Zoe." Batman in a black suit and tie was as beautiful as a painting against the white snow scene.I saw him, who had just saved the beauty as a hero, bent slightly, and leaned closer to the girl standing in front of him, who was looking up at him.

"I wonder if Miss Zoe has heard a word?" The background sound is the screams of the two robbers on the ground, and Bruce Wayne's deep voice slowly slipped into Zoe's ears, "Girls generally like to say goodbye to help." Benefactor...a body promise." His deep eyes looked directly at the girl's eyes.

"Ding dong, Batman Bruce Wayne favorability +20, total favorability 60 points! So fucking handsome! Zoe, sleep with him! I support you!"

The author has something to say: Master is so handsome, so handsome, so handsome!I'm overwhelmed by the wall!