call my husband

Dongyuan's daughter-in-law usually kneads dough and stuffs it downstairs to make buns, but he doesn't regard himself as a daughter-in-law at all.

He felt that the crown prince upstairs who was about to faint from hunger was his little wife.

Thinking of this, Dong Yuan quickly took out a small notebook from his pocket, and solemnly wrote down a sentence on it: "Touch your hands twice today."

Dongyuan paused for a moment, and then commented on it with care like gold: "Soft."

He then put the notebook back into his pocket, lifted the lid of the steamer, and a scent of leeks and meat spread over the surface.Dongyuan opened the porridge that was kept warm regularly, took out a bowl from it and put it on the side.

Dong Yuan ran into the yard again and greeted the little wolf cub who smelled the fragrance and started whimpering on the other side of the wall, and saw a children's pot flying over the courtyard wall, with a few little sheep painted on it.

Dongyuan took the bowl back into the house, took out three big steamed buns from the steamer, put them back, then climbed up to the wall and jumped over, and placed the basin firmly under the courtyard wall.

After doing all this, Dong Yuan went up to the second floor with the buns and porridge, and delivered them to Huai Xi.

Huai Xi couldn't care about anything else at this time, cannibalism and short-mouthed things are not as important as saving his life.

Dong Yuan put the things beside him, and didn't leave by herself, but turned on the TV in the room, and switched the TV to a golden channel.The channel is rebroadcasting the TV series broadcast last night, telling a bunch of stories about men and women falling in love and killing each other.

Dong Yuan watched with relish, Huai Xi ate with relish.

When he finished eating two big buns and drank half a bowl of porridge, he looked up at the TV screen, which was showing a scene of a man and a woman arguing.

The crown prince didn't know the summary of the previous story, so he was a little confused. He turned his head to look at the serious Dongyuan, a little puzzled, but he was even more puzzled behind.

I saw the male and female protagonists in the TV series who were still in I hate you, you hate me, and we will say goodbye in this life, suddenly kissed on the street on a rainy night, and the kiss was so inseparable that they rolled together On the bed at home, tearing each other's clothes with both hands.

Huai Xi took a mouthful of the steamed stuffed bun and didn't swallow it, almost choking herself to death with the stuffed bun stuck in her throat.

He quickly took a sip of porridge to swallow the foreign body sensation.

What are the TV dramas in the human world? This is too unreserved!

Heaven has always been reserved. Even if the crown prince has accepted all the knowledge in the world, most of it is limited to the level of technological development.For example, in terms of people's sophistication, this has to be discovered and cultivated by yourself in the later stage.

The fairies in the heavenly world thought it was a bit too much to follow him behind his buttocks, but it wasn't a big problem in the human world.

Huai Xi looked at Dong Yuan, and saw that he was looking at the TV screen without blinking, his face was not blushing and his heart was not beating, as if he was watching the picture of the aunt buying vegetables in the vegetable market just now.

Huai Xi felt relieved for a moment.

In fact, it is not this stupid bird that made a mistake, but the society in the world. If this society is filthy, how can it be possible to cultivate a bird with a pure nature?

If you look at it from this angle, Dong Yuan is not only not bad, but also very good.Huai Xi thought of the two times he touched her hand before, and suddenly felt that Dongyuan might have been very restrained.

He carefully swallowed the porridge, and decided to quietly be a person with a low sense of existence from this moment on.

There is nothing Huai Xi can do about it, he has no power in his body now, he is basically like a weak chicken in the human world.But Dongyuan is different, little monsters who can cultivate human form must have some skills, in terms of fighting, the current Huaixi may not be able to fight Dongyuan.

What if Dong Yuan's madness and intentions go wrong?

Huai Xi panicked like a dog, but when Dong Yuan turned to look at him, his expression was calm and composed.

Dong Yuan looked at the empty bowl in front of Huai Xi, stood up and said, "Have you finished eating? If you want more, I'll go down and get it for you."

Dongyuan kept in mind the little tricks she wrote down yesterday, and she was absolutely obedient to her little daughter-in-law without any impatience.

Huai Xi met his sincere gaze, but he didn't dare to bother Dong Yuan, he shook his head and got up and said, "It's okay, I just want to exercise my muscles."

Dongyuan thought for a while: "Okay."

Huai Xi went downstairs in a hurry, leaning against the cooking counter in the kitchen alone, panting.

Upstairs, Dongyuan watched TV alone and saw the happy place, and then made comments: "Kiss him, if you don't kiss him, it will be too late."

After hearing this, Huai Xi's unsteady legs almost went limp again.He groped into the toilet to look in the mirror, and looked at himself in the mirror, whose appearance hadn't changed at all.

For the first time, I wanted to say, Dad, if you want to take away my divine power, why don't you make me a little more ordinary?He put a piece of fresh meat next to the wolf's mouth, the kind of wolf with small claws and small wings.

If beauty is also a crime, bah, the prince sighed, forget it.

Huai Xi also didn't dare to stay in the same room with Dong Yuan for too long, he went to the stairs and said to Dong Yuan, "Dong Yuan, I'm going to the management office first."

As soon as he finished speaking, Dong Yuan showed his head from the stairs, touched his red mouth up and down: "Okay, goodbye, work is going well."

When Huai Xi saw that soft and upturned mouth, his heart trembled for some reason, he quickly looked away, turned and ran away.

None of the people in the administration seemed to see that something was wrong with the prince.

Whether it is tree spirit, turtle spirit, or snake spirit, no one realizes that Huai Xi is already a mortal.And the people in the entire administration are not ordinary people, so they naturally don't need to eat, drink, and drink. The only toilet is installed for routine inspections by the relevant departments of the human world.

Huai Xi went to the toilet before noon, presumably to check on this device.

But he had an excuse to push it over, but it was hard for Huai Sui to pull it off when it was time to eat at noon. After all, other people didn't need to eat, so they just needed to take a nap at noon.

The tree spirit didn't realize it, and came to report to Huai Xi, but Huai Xi struggled to deal with it, and it was hard to hold on for a while. When he was about to tell the truth to the tree spirit, someone knocked on the door suddenly.

"Come in."

Then the tortoise spirit poked his head in, and whispered to the opposite side: "Someone from the gossip tabloid has come to interview you, and they are waiting outside right now."

As soon as Huai Xi heard the name of the gossip tabloid, she felt that one head had two big heads: "I don't see you, see what you see."

After hearing this, the tree spirit persuaded: "Let's meet them. If you see them, you will know what they wrote. If you don't see them, you won't know."

This is a big truth, which stumped Huai Xi all of a sudden.

Why was he written like that by the gossip tabloids before?It is because he never pays attention to the reporters of the gossip tabloids. The reporters can't find anything from him, so they have to make up a report even if they move here and there.The result is that Fairy Jinghong and his affairs have all come out.

Huai Xi frowned and said, "Then let people come in."

Not long after the gossip tabloid, under the guidance of the tree spirit, a mynah walked in. He looked quite professional, and sat down opposite Huai Xi with all the equipment.

It's a compliment when you meet.

"Xianjun is as good as the rumors say, handsome and refined!"

Huai Xi felt that his teeth were sour, and he looked carefully at the expression of the little mynah, there was no surprise or curiosity in it, so he knew that the mynah probably couldn't see that he had lost his divine power now.

After all, the Emperor of Heaven is his own father, knowing that his son has a good face, he will not embarrass him in front of outsiders at all, and it also greatly increases the difficulty of Huai Xi's survival.

Now eating and drinking Lazard have to carry others behind their backs.

Mynah was sent by the gossip tabloids to learn about Xianjun's work in the mortal world. Although Huai Xi hadn't received this kind of interview much, but he played a set of official accents. Jing spoke in a daze.

"Can this content be published in the newspaper?" Huai Xi pretended to be curious and asked.

Seeing Xianjun's kind attitude, Mynah Jing also told him the truth: "Actually, I think it's a little difficult. You see, this issue of our page is about the Dragon King of the East China Sea and his escaped little wife. You This content is a bit unattractive, and people may not like it."

What about the little wife of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, Huai Xi murmured.

He knew the Dragon King of the East China Sea, he was of the same generation as his cousin Huai Sui, and he was also an older bachelor who was going to live for tens of thousands of years. How did he get married and escape?

But it's none of his business.

Huai Xi put away her smile, and nodded politely: "That's okay, when you want to report on my work in the world, welcome to come back then."

Hearing this, Mynah Jing felt that the crown prince was quite understanding, so he nodded cheerfully: "Thank you very much for your cooperation."

As soon as Mynah Jing left, the office became quiet again.

Huai Xi lay on the table and sighed, but his phone suddenly vibrated.

He took out his mobile phone and saw a stranger requesting to add him on WeChat.The WeChat nickname is Yuanyuan, and the profile picture is a little fat bird.

There is no need to write who is in this remark, the prince can also see it.But this silly bird also wrote a sentence in the remarks: Yuanyuan lives in the yard.

Huai Xi also didn't understand what Dongyuan was doing, he thought for a while, and tapped the verification with his fingertips on the screen of the phone with difficulty.

Unexpectedly, in the moment of passing the verification, there were three WeChat messages on the phone.

"are you hungry?"

"Do you want something to eat?"

"I passed by the management office on the way, do I want to bring you something to eat?"

Feeling so moved and stupid, the prince is really about to cry at this moment.