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The Emperor of Heaven kicked his own son into the lake without saying anything about aiming.

Huai Xi fell from the sky and fell straight into the water.The sudden coldness frightened the grandparents who were strolling in the park next to them, shouting loudly, and it could be heard for ten miles: "Help, someone fell into the water!"

Dong Yuan, who was sitting in the milk tea shop, heard the sound and ran out. At this time, Huai Xi, who had closed his eyes, was pulled up from the lake. Two big men were sitting beside him, snorting and panting. strength.

Huai Xi's wet clothes were sticking to her body, and she still had long hair, looking at her with an air of immortality.As a result, the old men and old ladies on the sidelines were discussing one after another, and some superstitious chatterers were muttering and chanting sutras at the side, and they hid aside and cautiously folded their hands together and worshiped Huai Xi twice.

"I've watched TV. There is such a person on TV. What's his name?"

"Crossing?"

"Yes, time travel!"

Some people disagree with this extremely unscientific point of view.

"Where did the time travel come from, nonsense."

"Then what's with the clothes and hair?"

"Hanfu! Isn't that popular now? My hair looks like a wig."

It still seems like the same thing when you say it this way. After all, time travel is too nonsense. Everyone is just talking, but they don’t believe it.

Dong Yuan squeezed into the crowd, and immediately saw Huai Xi lying flat on the ground.Others can't see it, but he can see it clearly at a glance. Huai Xi's body exudes a faint light, which is clearly a fairy spirit, and it looks like an ingot on the ground.

Seeing Huai Xi pitifully lying on the ground with his eyes closed, unable to conceal his handsome face, the script of "Sweetie in Distress: Fat Jiu Dotes Me One Hundred Times" immediately flashed through Dong Yuan's head.

Luo Nan sweetheart was lying on the ground, Yan Goudongyuan's little heart jumped twice, and the heart that had just had an idea of ​​enlightenment immediately fell to Huai Xi.

Hey, that's great.

"I will save people, I will save him." Dong Yuan stepped forward and said loudly.

This small park is usually full of old men and women who don't know much about this, so they can only stand aside and worry.

In fact, there is no need to save Huai Xi, he did not choke on water or fall, he just came down suddenly, his pampered body has not adapted to the human environment.

When everyone heard Dong Yuan say this, they immediately made way for him. Dong Yuan stepped forward and knelt down, stretched out his hand to touch Huai Xi's face, and then stretched out his hand to press Huai Xi's chest. He touched his stomach twice, but before Dongyuan's hand could go down, Huai Xi had already grabbed his wrist suddenly, opened his eyes, and looked at Dongyuan angrily.

He could tell at a glance that Dongyuan's body was a fat bird.

The prince has lived such a long life. Except for the Emperor Tianhou in his early years, no one has ever touched his face, let alone his chest. There are so many fairies and fairies in the sky. Thin and frivolous.

Simply unbearable.

Dong Yuan remained calm, looked at the crown prince with wide round eyes, thought for a while and said, "Are you awake?"

Seeing this, the people around said: "It's good to save it, it's good to save it."

"Young man, don't be so overwhelmed in the future."

Seeing that Dong Yuan was neither afraid nor backed down, Huai Xi let out a snort and immediately let go of Dong Yuan's wrist, thinking to himself that this bird can put on a show, he must break through this fat bird's disguise.

He asked directly, "What were you doing just now?"

Dong Yuan put her hands back into her arms, and said softly, "Well, I want to do cardiopulmonary resuscitation for you."

What is CPR?The crown prince has never taken a refresher class for adapting to the human world, so he doesn't understand farts.But with so many eyes staring at him, especially the fat bird, the eyeballs were placed on him perfectly, the prince felt that if he said he didn't know, it would be too shameful, so he had to pretend for a while I understand, I understand and stood up on the ground.

His whole body was covered with damp. Huai Xi originally wanted to cast a spell to dry his clothes, but when he glanced at the crowd, he found that the group of mortals were all looking at him, and he was afraid that the sudden spell would scare them. He simply frowned, shook his sleeves and turned to leave.

Where can I go?The prince doesn't know anymore.

Dong Yuan followed behind the crown prince step by step, observing Huai Xi carefully.

Huai Xi in front was lying on the ground and couldn't see anything, but suddenly stood up, Dong Yuan realized that Huai Xi was a head taller than her, if he stepped forward to hug Huai Xi, his head would be stuck in his chest .

The cutest height difference.

Dong Yuan happily ticked Huai Xi in the height column in her heart, now how does she see how Huai Xi looks like his little wife.

Huai Xi was walking in front, feeling someone was following behind him, and when he turned around, he saw Dong Yuan: "Why are you following me?"

Dong Yuan felt that he should show concern, he said softly, "I'm afraid you will fall into the river again."

Am I a fool?Huai Xi stares at Dongzao.

Dongyuan's round eyes were full of sincerity, as if to say, you are a fool.

Huai Xi suddenly felt a pain in his liver.

In the small park that was relatively peaceful at first, the bustle of someone falling into the water and being rescued hadn't dissipated before, and suddenly three people rushed in.They turned around and stopped in front of Huai Xi, and came up to plead guilty.

"Xianjun! We are one step late."

"Xianjun, please follow us to a place where we can talk conveniently."

After all, it is his own son, how can the Emperor of Heaven not arrange for the people below to follow, but the time gap between the upper and lower places is too big, and it is understandable to be late because of the tossing in the middle.

Dong Yuan looked up, and he had seen all three people who came. Aren't these the leaders of the Three Realms Bureau in the Human World?

A snake spirit, a tree spirit, and a turtle spirit.

The tree spirit recognized Dong Yuan, looked at Huai Xi again, and knew in his heart that Dong Yuan might be looking after Huai Xi.He hurriedly walked to Dong Yuan's side, and told him: "This is our crown prince, we will send him away first, if anyone here asks, you have to help Yuan Yiyuan."

Dong Yuan nodded hesitantly: "I know, it is necessary to appease the feelings of the onlookers."

He has been surfing social media a lot, and his mind is quick and clever.

The tree spirit patted Dongyuan on the shoulder in relief: "Thank you for your hard work."

Although Huai Xi was feeling grievance and kindness in his heart, it was not easy to show it in front of these people, otherwise his majesty and demeanor as a prince would be lost.He raised his chin and nodded proudly, then slowly followed them out of the garden.

Dong Yuan stood where he was, thinking about the three words "Prince" that the tree spirit said just now.There are princes in the three worlds, but only the one in the sky will be called the prince, so Dong Yuan guessed Huai Xi's identity in a second.

Although Dongyuan is in the human world, I have also heard of the name of the prince. Gossip tabloids are also sold in the world. It was reported in the newspaper that Fairy Jinghong married someone else, and the crown prince was lonely.

Thinking about it this way, Dong Yuan suddenly realized, no wonder such a fierce person stabbed into the mortal world, no wonder people who looked fierce and hurt by love in front of them were like this.

Dong Yuan felt that she should treat Huai Xi with a tolerant heart.

As for whether the identity of the crown prince is too different from his own, this is not within the scope of Dongyuan's consideration.Ordinary goblins might tremble when they see the prince, but who is Dong Yuan?

He is the cutest bird in the world. In terms of self-confidence, he is probably more confident than Huai Xi.

So the crown prince is nothing, Dong Yuan thought vigorously, the crown prince wants to have sex too.

On the other side, Huai Xi had already boarded the car with the three small leaders of the administration, and he was finally able to dry his clothes and hair in the car.

Huai Xi sat silently on the co-pilot, and the remaining three graciously told him about the general situation in the world, and then conveyed the instructions of the Emperor of Heaven to Huai Xi.

The management bureau made a final decision. The Heavenly Emperor had just been promoted to an official position and went directly to heaven. Now the vacant position was just used by the Heavenly Emperor to train his son.

This position is not small, but it is not big, and there is a sense of decentralization.

Huai Xi didn't speak, he felt wronged.

He obviously didn't do anything, so he was thrown down.He went to Jian'anmen in the morning to beat the gossip tabloids, what are they writing in a mess?

He had nothing to do with Fairy Jinghong, and he was abruptly pulled out of a bloody gossip series.

It's a pity that Dongzao-jun's incident happened before the beating, and he was taken home immediately, and then he came to the world without letting him breathe.

Huai Xi pursed her lips, wronged, wronged to death!

Not to mention meeting such a bird right away, touching him, and talking about cardiopulmonary resuscitation?

Thinking of this, Huai Xi suddenly turned his head and asked the dryad driving next to him, "What is cardiopulmonary resuscitation?"

Although the tree spirit didn't know why Huai Xi suddenly asked this question, he thought about it and felt that he couldn't explain it clearly in a few words, so he simply took out his phone from his pocket and opened the CPR encyclopedia page, then handed the phone to Huai Xi.

Huai Xi took the phone and didn't read the text much, her eyes were attracted by a few pictures on the phone.The people in the picture are touching their backs and chests, and the worst part is kissing mouth to mouth!

What cardiopulmonary resuscitation, to put it nicely, is just another way to be frivolous to others.

Huai Xi's heart still had lingering fears, all internal organs jumped along with it.He thought of Dong Yuan's innocent face again, and his heart shuddered, feeling that he felt the danger in the world for the first time.

It really was a sinister, cunning, lustful, fat bird pretending to be innocent.

Huai Xi let out a long breath, fortunately she woke up early.