call my husband

Yuanyuan: [Picture], today's tweet.

In the picture, a Fat Chirp is stepping on a branch, and behind him is the rising sun, which just forms a halo, making that chubby figure look full of momentum.

Not long after this Weibo was posted, the comments below are already in full swing. Once refreshed, the original 0 comments became 1000+

"Ah, Ah Yuan is finally here."

"It cured my mother so much that she fell drunk in Jiujiu's arms."

"Is there any bird in the world that is softer and cuter than the silver-throated long-tailed tit? I personally don't think it exists! Yuanyuan, I love you forever!"

In the milk tea shop, a fair and clean young man sat by the window, lowered his head and took a sip of milk out of habit, half of his face was bulging with pearls.He looked seventeen or eighteen years old, dressed cleanly, with a milky round tip of his chin, and his eyes were dark and sparkling.At this time, the boy was looking down at the phone interface, sliding his fingertips on the screen slowly.

"Husband is so aggressive today!" Yuanyuanyuan liked this comment.

"I also want to marry Yuanyuan today."

Yuanyuanyuan is a cute pet po owner who suddenly became popular on Weibo a few months ago. She basically maintains the frequency of posting a fat tweet a day. She has attracted millions of fans in less than half a year, and her followers are increasing rapidly. It can be regarded as the traffic madman among the new generation of Internet celebrities.

No one knew that behind this account was such a childish young man.

Yuanyuan's name is Dongyuan, she is five hundred years old this year, and she can only transform into a human form at the beginning of the year.However, no one can say that he is slow, after all, the human world today is no better than it was back then.The spiritual energy loss in the human world is serious now, and the spiritual energy that could be absorbed after 100 years of cultivation in ancient times may take at least a thousand years now.So if it is true, Dongyuan is still progressing fast.

In addition to this, there is also an element that no one dares to say that Dongyuan is slow.

Since Dongyuan opened his spiritual consciousness, he has been invincible all over the world. He even dared to peck a tiger's beard. He is truly the king of the mountains.If it weren't for his kind nature, he might have become a devil by now.

Also because of his explosive combat prowess, Dongyuan occupied a small forest where spiritual energy gathered a hundred years ago, and also occupied a century-old tree in the forest to make his nest.As time progressed and modern society came, the land he occupied was gradually surrounded by various buildings.

A few years ago, the Administration of the Three Realms stationed in the human world was planning staff dormitories, so they took a fancy to this land, and then built several rows of villas on this land, one of which enclosed the Dongyuan tree.

It's not that the management bureau didn't want Dongyuan to move, but at that time Dongyuan hadn't transformed into a form, and wasn't under the management of the bureau, and it wasn't sure that she would practice for hundreds of years, so the bureau simply moved Dongyuan away. Look at it as an ordinary bird, turn a blind eye and let him live in it.

Fortunately, there are not many people in the management office, and even fewer people can live in the villa area, so that the villa where Dongyuan is located is still vacant, which has no effect.

Dongyuan has practiced so far, one has never hit a wall, two has never fallen, and the third is self-cultivation in human form. He learned to play mobile phone and post Weibo in the human world adaptation class set up by the management bureau. The praise made him even more confident.

I am the cutest Fat Chirp in the world.

If there is anything unsatisfactory, there is barely one.

Dong Yuan raised his head to look at the young couple who were talking and laughing at the next table, and he took a deep sip of milk tea.

He also wanted to hold his wife's little hand.

But this worry is not a worry, at least there are people who are far more worried than Dong Yuan.

skyline.

There was a soft cloud curling up outside the main hall, before it could spread out, it was crushed flat by a burst of hasty footsteps.

Walking inside, you can see a young man is kneeling in the hall. Although he is kneeling, his head is still slightly raised, which seems a little unconvinced.

The footsteps behind him came from far to near, and a burst of curses followed: "It's getting more and more outrageous! If something like this happens today, will the heavens be torn apart tomorrow?"

The one who spoke was the Emperor of Heaven, and the one kneeling was his only son, Huai Xi, known as the most beautiful man in the heaven.

"Why is the number one in the heavenly world?" the Emperor of Heaven was embarrassed to say the word "beautiful man" in front of others, he stood with his hands behind his back, his eyes wished to see a hole in Huai Xi's body, "I only do things all day long."

Huai Xi muttered in a low voice: "Don't you think I've run into Mr. Huai Sui..."

"What did you say?" The Heavenly Emperor's voice was immediately raised when the comparison was punctured, and he snorted angrily, "You are right, I just think you met Huai Sui, and Dong Zao Jun, can you trouble me?"

It's okay for Huai Xi to be a little more noisy on weekdays, since he was used to it since he was a child.But today the trouble went to Huai Sui and Dong Zao.

In terms of seniority, the Emperor of Heaven is Huai Sui's uncle, and Huai Xi and Huai Sui are also cousins.To Huai Xi, Huai Sui is someone else's child.One thing is the same, Huai Xi can be crushed to the center of the earth by Huai Sui, if there is anything better than Huai Sui in Huai Xi, the only thing that can barely be regarded as one is appearance.There are rumors in the heavens that after 10 years, Mr. Huaixi still has the first appearance.

However, in the eyes of the Heavenly Emperor, for a man, this is a fart, and only people with a full belly will care about it, it is definitely not the right way.

And Dong Zao is Huai Sui's Taoist companion. Although he came to the heaven not long ago, he is the best-selling author in the heaven for 5 years. Even the Queen of Heaven clings to his books all day long.

Today's matter is also simple.

Huaixi got up in the morning and went to Jian'anmen for a walk. As soon as he went out, he would attract a crowd of young immortals to watch, and many of them went directly to ask for friendship.Dong Zao didn't know when he was standing by the side to watch the excitement, some little fairy didn't get his white eyes, and felt a little bit upset, looking around, he saw that Dong Zao didn't have much fairy power, and pointed at him to vent his anger.

Dong Zao lay down his gun, causing a farce.

The matter immediately reached the ears of the Emperor of Heaven.

The same is from the Huai family, and Huai Sui can have a double harvest in career and love, while his own son is still a bachelor all day long.There is no harm without comparison, and now such a thing is happening, it is a loss.

Therefore, before Huai Suidong could say anything, Huai Xi was brought back and knelt down.

Huai Xi felt that he was wronged, he just went out, and was bored by being surrounded by people, how did he notice that Mr. Dongzao was also in the corner?And those little fairies have no eyesight, so why blame him?

Usually, if Huai Xi kneeled down like this, his mother would definitely get him up immediately, and scolded the Emperor of Heaven along the way.If you want to talk about your son, among the three worlds, the queen of heaven dares to be the second, and no one dares to be the first. Even the emperor of heaven is afraid of her.It's a pity that the Queen of Heaven is not here today, so why not let Tiandi seize the opportunity to make people kneel unscrupulously.

Thinking of Tianhou, Heavenly Emperor felt a little guilty, he coughed, continued to frown and said to Huaixi: "You have never been upright, and you have never heard what's going on outside?"

What did it become?

There are gossip tabloids in the heavenly world that say, this prince is romantic by nature, has countless imperial immortals, and is a philandering radish who is always merciful.The Tianjie Zhengjing Wenbao criticized that Mr. Huaixi disrupted the upright and dignified style of the fairy world, and followed a group of men and women all day long.The style is really bad.

The crown prince Huai Xi felt very wronged, he lived to be five thousand years old, not to mention other things that crossed the border, he has never even touched the hands of little girls and boys, how could he become a philanderer?

But he couldn't explain, how could he have the nerve to explain that his romantic and suave prince was so pure that he had never touched anyone's hands?

Seeing Huai Xi's face full of displeasure, the Heavenly Emperor thought that he was not convinced by what he said, but after thinking about it, he felt that the son could not do anything.

The Emperor of Heaven said seriously: "Stay in the heavenly realm, I think you will go astray sooner or later, why not go to the human realm to practice and practice, so as to correct your appearance!"

The queen of heaven is not here, the timing is just right, and the emperor of heaven feels that this matter must be done urgently.

Huai Xi suddenly raised her head: "The human world is..."

That's a hell of a place!

Before he finished speaking, he was kicked to the human world by the Emperor of Heaven.

Life is hard.