[Gintama] Hard to escape

Afutu listened to Li Mingxian's voice next door every day, and finally asked for leave again to go to Earth due to insomnia and neurasthenia.

In the office, Li Mingxian was sitting on Shenwei's desk, and Shenwei was standing with his arms around Li Mingxian's waist. The two of them were close to each other without any gaps. Tiao directly opened the door and entered the house.

He was deeply stimulated by the picture in front of him.

The single dog suffered [-] points of damage, KO!

"Leader!" Afutu was speechless.

"Afutu, if you enter the house without knocking, I'll kill you." Shenwei licked his lips, reluctantly letting go of Li Mingxian. Li Mingxian cast a glance at Afutu, kissed Shenwei, and went back to the room.

"Team leader! Pay attention to the occasion when you are making out! What if someone sees you?" Afutu looked at Shenwei with a constipated face. Their team leader has become more and more immoral recently.

Shenwei ignored Afutu, sat down on his own, and took the game console to play, "Next time, come to the office with Qianyu to play."

"Leader, have you lost your integrity in Yetuxing?" Afutu complained.

"What's the matter, Afutu." Shenwei suddenly changed the subject.

Scratching his head irritably, Afutu slapped the leave slip on the table.

Shenwei saw the leave note and threw it aside, "Are you asking for leave again?"

"Head, I have something urgent, very urgent." Afutu said seriously.

"Go." Shenwei didn't raise his head, and Afuturen disappeared in an instant.

So urgent.

Throwing down the game console, Shenwei carried Li Mingxian to the office and locked the door.

"Mingxian, let's have a shot here." Shenwei looked at Li Mingxian with a smirk, Li Mingxian's whole body trembled, and Shenwei carried her to the desk.

"Shenwei..."

A woman's pleasant voice soon came from the office.

Li Mingxian took a tired shower, Shenwei only let her go in the office twice, she changed into a white Tang suit, and went to the kitchen to cook.

After a while, the delicious meal will be ready.

With a warm chest on his back, Shenwei hugged Li Mingxian from behind and kissed her neck.

"God... Oh, don't be like this..." Li Mingxian slightly avoided Shenwei's caressing hand.

"Mingxian, you feel something here again."

Shenwei rubbed against Li Mingxian's body from behind, took out a thick and exquisite cookbook as if by magic, and moved it in front of Li Mingxian.

"Huh? It's the supreme recipe, how did you get it?" Li Mingxian turned to ask Shenwei curiously, took the recipe, stroked it fondly, and couldn't wait to open it to read.

After flipping through a few pages, the Supreme Recipe is really all-encompassing. The dishes inside are particularly complete, with rich patterns and patterns, rich pictures and texts, and there are also notes and manuscripts written by people on it.

"I snatched it." Kamui replied straightforwardly.

Sure enough, it is the style of Shenwei, forget it, Li Mingxian put away the recipes, and put the prepared food on the table.Shenwei ate it with relish, and Mingxian's cooking skills were indeed the best.The restaurant is filled with fragrance, and the room is full of fragrance.

Ming Qianyu seldom came out recently, only Li Mingxian was here at Chunyu.

While Shenwei was eating, Li Mingxian sneaked out and went to the department store supply station in Chunyu to buy a large jar of red sugar pill contraceptives that looked like candy, tasted and packaged.Shenwei is always unrestrained and unscrupulous in that regard, and always hopes that Li Mingxian will have another child with him.Li Mingxian doesn't really want to give birth to a child for Shenwei, she just treats Shenwei as a ****.

Shenwei is also not like someone who likes whoever falls in love with whom. Li Mingxian thinks that Shenwei may be just a whim to her, and she may get tired of it at some point.

I am mentally and physically ready to leave at any time, and I won't be too sad when I get dumped.Li Mingxian is not a person who is bound by feelings, she knows everything to follow the fate and let nature take its course.

On the way back, Li Mingxian came to the viewing platform of the aeronautical power generation tower in the spring rain. It was very dark around here, and there was a distance from the power generation tower. He could clearly see the brightest and most beautiful core in the spring rain, the aeronautical power generation tower.

It's so beautiful, Li Mingxian watched quietly, the inside of Chunyu is really another colorful and eccentric world.

"Does it look good? You are so fascinated by it." Behind Li Mingxian came the clear and bright voice of a young man.

The so-called, looking back at a glance is heart-wrenching.

The moment Li Mingxian looked back, he was stunned.Behind her stood a beautiful boy with black hair and white clothes.

His eyebrows are really beautiful, there are stars in his eyes, look carefully at his facial features, they are very standard, as a fan, even if he has been a fan of him for so long, he is always amazed by his eyebrows.I really don't know how to describe it other than good-looking, I feel that he looks like a boy and a girl, and I don't think he is a girl when he is a woman, he is just good-looking.He has always been the immortal male god in Li Mingxian's heart, with almond eyes, pretty nose and cherry mouth, this is the most feminine looking boy she has ever seen, delicate and sweet, pink and jade-carved.

The only three-dimensional immortal male god that Li Mingxian liked in his previous life, Zhang Weijian.

The beautiful young man behind her looks exactly like her favorite immortal male god in her previous life, he is the most handsome (Zhang Weijian) when she was young, what he feels to Li Mingxian now is the red lips, white teeth and fragrant body.

Mom, this is my favorite one, boy, Lang——

Li Mingxian's flat Japanese indifference once again failed in front of the beautiful boy. For the first time, she felt shy, hesitant, and at a loss in place.

Silver's fucking world really has everyone!

This is simply the animated version, the one with hair (Dicky Cheung) when he was young.

Idols...how...how...how should I do in front of idols?

Li Mingxian became very flustered, very nervous, very...

She thought of Zhang Weijian's lines in the play.

"That... can you... can you..." Li Mingxian walked around the beautiful boy shyly, her body movements were very stiff, but she was very excited.

The beautiful boy had braids on the back of his head, and a flower rope was tied on it.It's not a bald head, but full long hair, no bangs on the forehead, revealing a white and smooth forehead.

"Huh?" The beautiful boy tilted his head, his big eyes were full of stars and seas.

It's so cute ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahLi Mingxian had a nosebleed from excitement, it wasn't a nympho that was about to flow out.

"That... can you say it again, the cool breeze is blissful--the autumn moon is boundless--thanks to my sentimental mood, it feels like years--although I'm not a jade tree facing the wind--chic and suave--but I have a broad mind-- Strengthen your arms and wrists—" Li Mingxian imitated the appearance and tone of voice of her male god in the previous life in the play, jumping up and down in front of the beautiful boy, reciting his classic lines.

"Or let me say it again, I am the Tathagata Buddha Jade Emperor Guanyin Bodhisattva designated as the special envoy to take the Western Scriptures Huaguo Shuiliandong Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King! He is so handsome!" Li Mingxian looked at him eagerly, and she forgot in front of the idol. Reserved and pretentious.

"Uh...the cool breeze is buoyant, the autumn moon is boundless, thanks to my pampered mood, it feels like years. Although I am not elegant and suave, but I have my broad mind and strong arms..." The beautiful boy said slowly Look, the beauty in front of her is really... a bit strange.

Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oh oh, even the sound is the same!Li Mingxian was so moved that he wanted to cry, it was rare for him to show his starry eyes of admiration to others.Looking at the beautiful boy eagerly, Li Mingxian wanted to keep his beauty at this moment in his heart forever.

"Uh..." The beautiful boy was a little shy when Li Mingxian looked at him so enthusiastically.

Ah - so cute...

Li Mingxian's nosebleeds spurted out, rushing.

Seeing Li Mingxian's dumbfounded image, the beautiful boy thought it was too weird and funny for such a stunning beauty to show such a nympho expression, so he couldn't help but smiled shyly.

With this smile, Li Mingxian's heart melted, and he found that her nosebleeds were bleeding more violently.

Taking out his mobile phone, Li Mingxian shot wildly at the beautiful boy with a nosebleed.

The pretty boy had a good temper and let her shoot wildly there without looking good.

Noticing that the beautiful boy was still looking at him warmly, Li Mingxian realized that he had lost his composure, so he quickly wiped away the nosebleed, put away his phone, and returned to his usual reserved and indifferent appearance.But she had already done her best in front of the beautiful boy, ahem, Li Mingxian touched the slanted bangs on his forehead in embarrassment.

"What's your name?"

The two spoke at the same time.

"What's your name?"

Li Mingxian and the beautiful boy laughed at the same time, and then shook hands with each other very tacitly.

"My name is Fang Yun." The beautiful young man's voice is as gentle as jade.

"My name is Li Mingxian." Li Mingxian's deep and magnetic voice.

"Who are you? I saw you in the spring rain twice. It's very dangerous here. It's a place of right and wrong. Miss is not suitable here." Fang Yun looked at Li Mingxian tenderly, with frank concern in her eyes .

This time, Li Mingxian is at a loss for words. What is her status in the Seventh Division of Chunyu?What does Kamui think of her?

She could, just maybe, be nothing.

"Um, it's hard to say who I am, maybe I entered here by accident." Li Mingxian was speechless, feeling powerless. "Oh, by the way, what about you? This doesn't seem like a place for someone with your temperament to stay." Li Mingxian quickly changed the subject.

"I am the head of the Sixth Division of Chunyu." Fang Yun said.

"Oh, the Sixth Division? I don't think you look like a pirate." Li Mingxian suddenly realized.

"The Sixth Division is in charge of negotiating business with other planets. It can be regarded as a civilian job. The division of labor in the Twelve Divisions of Spring Rain is different, just like the Seventh Division of Chunyu is the thunder gun, the sharpest weapon, each has its own division of labor. , and the divine power of the Seventh Division doesn't look like a pirate." Fang Yun smiled softly.

Kamui doesn't look like a pirate either?Are you kidding me, Fang Yun, you are too naive.Kamui is a beautiful boy with a rotten heart and a rotten body, who pretends to be pure and innocent on the outside. In fact, his heart is dark, bloodthirsty, and cruel. He can deceive people with his innocent appearance. The super-evolved pink Satan is reincarnated. The super-evolved upgrade after 8.0. Devil □□ ah!Li Mingxian complained in his heart.

"Oh--" Li Mingxian clearly understood but pretended not to understand.

Fang Yun and Li Mingxian were chatting happily, unknowingly, time passed quickly, and Li Mingxian found that he and Fang Yun had a special chat.

Fang Yun also felt the same way about Li Mingxian, he hoped that time would stand still, that's all, just don't pass, don't flow.

Shenwei gritted his teeth and looked at the couple who were chatting happily not far away. After eating, he searched for Li Mingxian in Chunyu for a long time, only to find that she was actually here to seduce a wild man, and he was about to be blown away.Shenwei charged towards him with a murderous look, and grabbed Li Mingxian's hand vigorously.

With a click, Li Mingxian found that his wrist was broken.

"Li Mingxian, come back with me." Shenwei pulled her to leave.

A drop of cold sweat remained, and Li Mingxian's face twisted for a moment.

"It hurts! Kamui, let go!"

"I refuse, go back with me!" Shenwei looked at Li Mingxian with a murderous look all over his body.

"Let go!" Li Mingxian used his kung fu to mobilize his inner strength and confront Shenwei just like that.

Fang Yun looked at Shenwei in surprise, is Li Mingxian from the Seventh Division?

"That...you hurt her, so please say something, Captain Shenwei." Fang Yun held Shenwei's hand, and also used her inner strength, hoping that he would let Li Mingxian go.

"Fang Yun, she is my woman, and those who are sensible should stay away from her." Shenwei looked at Fang Yun with stern and determined eyes, showing a bloodthirsty smile, "Mingxian's upper mouth and lower mouth have swallowed too much. You passed my pillar—" Looking at Fang Yun, Shenwei said provocatively again, the evil in his eyes was self-evident.

"Shenwei, what are you talking about! How can you say such blatant and disgusting words in front of Fang Yun!" Li Mingxian suddenly felt ashamed and ashamed in front of the idol, she was already ashamed, in fact.

Shenwei shook off Fang Yun's hand and put Li Mingxian on his shoulder.

"This is the truth! We have done it countless times!" He slapped Li Mingxian's big butt hard, "Li Mingxian, stay away from Fang Yun in the future, and if I see you seduce a wild man, I will kill you!" Shenwei Angrily, he carried Li Mingxian away.

Li Mingxian looked up at Fang Yun who was getting far away, feeling that he had lost all face in front of his idol.

Fang Yun stood there blankly, finally frowned her beautiful eyebrows, and clenched her fists.

Damn Kamui!

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Back in the room, Shenwei angrily kicked the door and threw Li Mingxian on the bed, about to take off his clothes.Li Mingxian suddenly felt dizzy and couldn't see people clearly.

"It seems that I haven't done enough recently, which made you so hungry and thirsty that you ran to seduce other men." Shenwei angrily took off his clothes, unbuttoned his belt, and smiled horribly, "I just did it today and you won't be able to get off in a month." Bed, let's see how you still go behind my back to seduce the wild man."

Li Mingxian suddenly wanted to vomit, so he rushed into the bathroom and vomited profusely, and fainted after vomiting.

"Congratulations, head, Miss Qianyu is pregnant again." said the doctor of the Seventh Division of Chunyu.

"Really?" Kamui regained his calm smile, feeling better at last.

Li Mingxian, who was lying on the bed, was in a bad mood when he heard that, what bothered him.

Are birth control pills fake?How can you eat too much and it won't work?

Li Mingxian didn't know that while she was asleep, Shenwei secretly replaced all the contraceptive pills in her jar with real candies.