The whole world knows that I am a traveler [Comprehensive]
Chapter 140 Embezzlement of public funds? !
A beautiful boy with black hair and black eyes, of course, it is impossible to have only one favorable one, but Lixiang has an intuition. Just now people passing by said in their mouths that the person who is "pretty good-looking but has such bad hobbies" is favorable. If you want to say why ... His eyes moved to the sign of "Shemale Club", and his face blushed slightly. He is not an idiot. It is obvious that there is something unspeakable about the advantage of dismissing him so obviously!And the most controversial thing here is the store.
Li Xiang hesitated for a moment, but still mustered up the courage to take a step towards the store. As he approached the store, she heard the whispers of passers-by, and even the wailing of some girls.
"Are all beautiful boys like this now?"
"My heart is broken again and I don't believe in love anymore."
"Hey, good-looking men also like men...Wait, so to speak, the original few in that store were quite scary, but now the quality may be very high!"
"Speaking of which, I don't know why some officials like to go there so much. The taste is really strong enough. But since those officials have abnormal aesthetics, maybe they are not interested in the beauties dressed as beautiful boys, so I am not—"
"..." heartbeat...
There was an inexplicable light in the eyes of some people on the street. Among them were not only men, but also a few women. They didn't want to have anything to do with the beautiful boy, or the beautiful boy with that special hobby. , It’s just that beautiful things are always pleasing to the eye, so it’s okay to appreciate them!
With this in mind, many women approached the store slowly, and began to hesitate whether to go in and take a look. The quality of the few newcomers who came recently is good!
"Welcome!"
"welcome."
"Well, welcome - what, it's Lixiang you, you've wasted my killer commercial smiley expression."
At this time, Lili had long black hair, some coquettish red eye lines painted on the corners of his eyes, and a gorgeous kimono with red patterns on the other side of the black background, with his choppy chest and lazy and charming smile, as " "Riko-chan", if it is not someone who knows his original gender, he will definitely be considered a woman.Of course, in fact, Lili did turn herself into a woman, but Lixiang didn't know it at all.
"you you you you!"
Li Xiang blushed, stretched out a finger and pointed at Li, but couldn't utter a complete sentence, which was too...too...
"Shh~ calm down." You used a finger to cover Li Xiang's lips, and narrowed his eyes, "I don't want to be mobbed for spoiling a good baby, so, Li Xiang, how about going out to play obediently for a while? "
"!!!"
Li Xiang blushed and didn't know what to answer, his eyes wandered, and he wanted to force himself not to look at the makeup that made his heart beat faster, but he couldn't help but look a few more times, which made Li Li laugh out loud .
"If you like to look at it, just look at it more. I am so good-looking, and I was originally for people to look at." Li Xiang was very satisfied with Li Xiang's gaze, rolled his eyes, and looked at Li Xiang's flushed face maliciously The root of the ear moved closer, and he bit his ear and said, "But, I can only watch it! I still have work tonight, so I don't deserve to play with you, little brother~~"
"wait wait wait!"
Lixiang covered her itchy ears, waiting for Lixiang angrily, but her big watery blue eyes were completely devoid of attack power, and could only remind people of a puppy whose teeth hadn't even grown yet. How flinching made him look at the other party even more teasingly.
"What do you mean work?!"
"Of course it's working to earn money!" Li Li replied naturally, "Don't worry about the adults' affairs, the adults are also very busy, after all, they have to earn money to support their families!"
That's right, there are still a bunch of swords and swords waiting to be fed in this pill, there are two lonely old people at home, and a bunch of unreliable parents and... Well, don't worry about the two brothers, they will be fine.
Lili sorted it out like this, and he was a little melancholy. Although Sorasuke is not bad at raising money, he seems to never subsidize the family. Kusuo can get a lot of money by doing whatever he wants, but he never does that. It seems that the family Sure enough, we can only rely on him!Otherwise, it would be very hard for his dad to keep licking his leather shoes.
As he was thinking this way, he suddenly thought of something, quickly took out his camera from nowhere, and took a few photos of Tsurumaru and Yaken who were caught off guard, and then he turned around contentedly and continued to flirt with Lixiang. It's fun!
"do not want!"
"what?"
"I said, I don't want to, you are not allowed to work here!"
Although Lixiang can be said to be relatively innocent (innocent), that is only in relative terms. As a Japanese high school student, how could he not know anything about certain aspects and certain special hobbies?What's more... the feeling of being squeezed into him when Li Yi came close to him just now is exactly the same as the soft and elastic feeling when he accidentally bumped into Mash's arms one time!This is not fake at all!
For a moment, Lixiang's face turned green. Although he didn't know exactly how Lili achieved this, there is no doubt that the current "Lizijiang" is definitely a woman, right? !Men are likely to suffer in this kind of place, let alone girls.
Anyway, no matter what, he wouldn't let Lili stay in this kind of place.
At this moment, Lixiang could finally feel the anger of a group of worried guardians in Chaldea for his going to Kabukicho, even though he did know that Kabukicho here is not as chaotic as they thought, but obviously, even if Why is it relatively orderly, that is also Kabukicho!
"Tsk tsk, this tone is really harsh." Li shrugged, not taking it seriously at all, and said with a smile, "What a pity, little Master, our contract has been terminated now, even if we want to use Command Seals! "
"..." Lixiang's face darkened, and he looked around, seeing Tsurumaru Kuninaga and Yaken Toshiro in women's clothing, and immediately understood what was going on.
Well, it’s still the same sentence, the prince can’t be wrong, the only ones who are wrong are the guys who accompany the prince to study.Based on this, Lixiang was rarely vicious like a big dog protecting food, and glared at Yaken and Tsurumaru, who were beneficial, and looked at the innocent expressions on their faces, and felt deeply that such things as goblins really It's a race that seduces people and doesn't learn well!
Well, Lixiang, who has no special research on ancient legends, directly classifies Daojian Fusangshen as seductive goblins, and thinks that these goblins must have a low gender concept to disguise themselves as women, so that The advantage is also ruined.In fact, Yaoken and Tsurumaru were really wronged, Lili had grown crooked long before meeting them, and he and Nanzi were called the two sisters of Qi Mu's family.
In other words, because Kusuo and Kusuo were seen by Kusuo's classmates before, and Kusuo pretended to be his sister, and Ritsu also met Kusuo's classmates, and Liko-chan and Kusuo-chan were seen at the same time, so Now many people who don't know the truth think that Qi Mu's mother gave birth to super powerful quadruplets at that time-it is said that many neighbors in the neighborhood came to ask Qi Mu's mother's pregnancy experience and postpartum maintenance matters in a roundabout way!
In short, he has already eaten up his good morals, but Yaken and Tsurumaru are really innocent!But this kind of thing, even if it is beneficial to admit it, Li Xiang will not believe it, just like the Chaldean guardians who protect the calf do not believe that Li Xiang's good baby will go to certain places, it must be someone It's the same idea as the Heroic Spirit's destruction.
Yaoken & Crane Pill: We are also very confused!
In fact, compared to Tsurumaru, Yaken had lived with Lili for a while in the modern age, and had seen Li transform into a beautiful woman for a discount, but he never expected that the general's lack of morals was worse than Tsurumaru.
"Oh, children just don't know how hard it is to support a family." Li Li shook his head, his eyes were pitiful, and he couldn't see any guilt in spending money so lavishly that he now wants to make money by performing arts, "Good boy~~ go home .”
"I refuse." Lixiang said without hesitation, and immediately took out a large sum of treasure and stuffed it into the arms of Yili without thinking about it, "If you only want money, I can give you so much! Walk!"
"..." Hey, boy, do you know what your behavior is called?
The corner of Lili's mouth twitched, and he looked at Lixiang speechlessly, what kind of skill is it to earn money from his own people!His goal is to steal money from outsiders? !By the way, why is Lixiang so rich?Is Chaldea's salary so high?No, Lixiang should be a minor in their opinion, at most they would give some pocket money, it's impossible to give that much...
"Oh, it looks very popular, Lizijiang~" The ladyboy boss took part of the treasure into his arms with a smile on his pipe, and then pushed Lizi in the direction of Lixiang, "No problem! You paid for it." The money is enough to buy Lizijiang for one night!"
"!!!"
"Bastard boss!" Li Li was furious, "Didn't you say that you don't accept tips?!"
If Lixiang gave it to him, it could be regarded as switching from the left pocket to the right pocket. Isn't it giving it to an outsider if it is given to the boss?It's not worth it at all!
"It's not a tip." The boss looked back calmly, and then showed a somewhat wretched smile, "Isn't this the rent for him to buy you? Are you right? No matter what you do during this period, even for ·You can do whatever you want~~~(^U^)ノ~YO”
"...That's right!"
Li Xiang gritted his teeth and opened his mouth. He turned angry instead of happy, because he thought that if other rich people took a fancy to the favorable beauty and then spent a lot of money, then... Obviously, the ideal at this moment has lost its reason , Forgot what a non-aggressive existence Li Yi is.
Of course, the boss is not as unscrupulous as he thought. In fact, the boss just saw that Lili and Lixiang have known each other for a long time, and they are very familiar with each other, so he saw that the two of them were not short of money. It's just a hand.As for Lili coming to work, he doesn't think it's wrong. People who are rich and not short of money are often more stingy and like to make money!This is not contradictory at all.
"let's go."
Lixiang firmly grabbed the favorable wrist and pulled the person out. Seeing that he could not continue the business, Lixiang could only sigh and resigned to his fate to keep up.
"Lixiang, wait, you..."
"I hurt you?"
"..."
"..."
"Usually read less romance novels, especially themes like the domineering president falling in love with me."
"Oh."
"What I want to say is, where did you get so much money... No, no, no, what I want to say is that Yaken and Tsurumaru are still in there."
"Oh."
"Are you going to say anything else besides oh?"
"How do you know that my conditioned reflex is a routine of romance novels? Or is it that the domineering president fell in love with my book... You have read a lot too!"
"...I just flipped through it casually when I was bored."
"It's a coincidence, so am I."
"Oh, what a coincidence."
"Yeah yeah."
"..."
Well, let's not mention this kind of black history, as long as everyone knows it well.
Li Xiang hesitated for a moment, but still mustered up the courage to take a step towards the store. As he approached the store, she heard the whispers of passers-by, and even the wailing of some girls.
"Are all beautiful boys like this now?"
"My heart is broken again and I don't believe in love anymore."
"Hey, good-looking men also like men...Wait, so to speak, the original few in that store were quite scary, but now the quality may be very high!"
"Speaking of which, I don't know why some officials like to go there so much. The taste is really strong enough. But since those officials have abnormal aesthetics, maybe they are not interested in the beauties dressed as beautiful boys, so I am not—"
"..." heartbeat...
There was an inexplicable light in the eyes of some people on the street. Among them were not only men, but also a few women. They didn't want to have anything to do with the beautiful boy, or the beautiful boy with that special hobby. , It’s just that beautiful things are always pleasing to the eye, so it’s okay to appreciate them!
With this in mind, many women approached the store slowly, and began to hesitate whether to go in and take a look. The quality of the few newcomers who came recently is good!
"Welcome!"
"welcome."
"Well, welcome - what, it's Lixiang you, you've wasted my killer commercial smiley expression."
At this time, Lili had long black hair, some coquettish red eye lines painted on the corners of his eyes, and a gorgeous kimono with red patterns on the other side of the black background, with his choppy chest and lazy and charming smile, as " "Riko-chan", if it is not someone who knows his original gender, he will definitely be considered a woman.Of course, in fact, Lili did turn herself into a woman, but Lixiang didn't know it at all.
"you you you you!"
Li Xiang blushed, stretched out a finger and pointed at Li, but couldn't utter a complete sentence, which was too...too...
"Shh~ calm down." You used a finger to cover Li Xiang's lips, and narrowed his eyes, "I don't want to be mobbed for spoiling a good baby, so, Li Xiang, how about going out to play obediently for a while? "
"!!!"
Li Xiang blushed and didn't know what to answer, his eyes wandered, and he wanted to force himself not to look at the makeup that made his heart beat faster, but he couldn't help but look a few more times, which made Li Li laugh out loud .
"If you like to look at it, just look at it more. I am so good-looking, and I was originally for people to look at." Li Xiang was very satisfied with Li Xiang's gaze, rolled his eyes, and looked at Li Xiang's flushed face maliciously The root of the ear moved closer, and he bit his ear and said, "But, I can only watch it! I still have work tonight, so I don't deserve to play with you, little brother~~"
"wait wait wait!"
Lixiang covered her itchy ears, waiting for Lixiang angrily, but her big watery blue eyes were completely devoid of attack power, and could only remind people of a puppy whose teeth hadn't even grown yet. How flinching made him look at the other party even more teasingly.
"What do you mean work?!"
"Of course it's working to earn money!" Li Li replied naturally, "Don't worry about the adults' affairs, the adults are also very busy, after all, they have to earn money to support their families!"
That's right, there are still a bunch of swords and swords waiting to be fed in this pill, there are two lonely old people at home, and a bunch of unreliable parents and... Well, don't worry about the two brothers, they will be fine.
Lili sorted it out like this, and he was a little melancholy. Although Sorasuke is not bad at raising money, he seems to never subsidize the family. Kusuo can get a lot of money by doing whatever he wants, but he never does that. It seems that the family Sure enough, we can only rely on him!Otherwise, it would be very hard for his dad to keep licking his leather shoes.
As he was thinking this way, he suddenly thought of something, quickly took out his camera from nowhere, and took a few photos of Tsurumaru and Yaken who were caught off guard, and then he turned around contentedly and continued to flirt with Lixiang. It's fun!
"do not want!"
"what?"
"I said, I don't want to, you are not allowed to work here!"
Although Lixiang can be said to be relatively innocent (innocent), that is only in relative terms. As a Japanese high school student, how could he not know anything about certain aspects and certain special hobbies?What's more... the feeling of being squeezed into him when Li Yi came close to him just now is exactly the same as the soft and elastic feeling when he accidentally bumped into Mash's arms one time!This is not fake at all!
For a moment, Lixiang's face turned green. Although he didn't know exactly how Lili achieved this, there is no doubt that the current "Lizijiang" is definitely a woman, right? !Men are likely to suffer in this kind of place, let alone girls.
Anyway, no matter what, he wouldn't let Lili stay in this kind of place.
At this moment, Lixiang could finally feel the anger of a group of worried guardians in Chaldea for his going to Kabukicho, even though he did know that Kabukicho here is not as chaotic as they thought, but obviously, even if Why is it relatively orderly, that is also Kabukicho!
"Tsk tsk, this tone is really harsh." Li shrugged, not taking it seriously at all, and said with a smile, "What a pity, little Master, our contract has been terminated now, even if we want to use Command Seals! "
"..." Lixiang's face darkened, and he looked around, seeing Tsurumaru Kuninaga and Yaken Toshiro in women's clothing, and immediately understood what was going on.
Well, it’s still the same sentence, the prince can’t be wrong, the only ones who are wrong are the guys who accompany the prince to study.Based on this, Lixiang was rarely vicious like a big dog protecting food, and glared at Yaken and Tsurumaru, who were beneficial, and looked at the innocent expressions on their faces, and felt deeply that such things as goblins really It's a race that seduces people and doesn't learn well!
Well, Lixiang, who has no special research on ancient legends, directly classifies Daojian Fusangshen as seductive goblins, and thinks that these goblins must have a low gender concept to disguise themselves as women, so that The advantage is also ruined.In fact, Yaoken and Tsurumaru were really wronged, Lili had grown crooked long before meeting them, and he and Nanzi were called the two sisters of Qi Mu's family.
In other words, because Kusuo and Kusuo were seen by Kusuo's classmates before, and Kusuo pretended to be his sister, and Ritsu also met Kusuo's classmates, and Liko-chan and Kusuo-chan were seen at the same time, so Now many people who don't know the truth think that Qi Mu's mother gave birth to super powerful quadruplets at that time-it is said that many neighbors in the neighborhood came to ask Qi Mu's mother's pregnancy experience and postpartum maintenance matters in a roundabout way!
In short, he has already eaten up his good morals, but Yaken and Tsurumaru are really innocent!But this kind of thing, even if it is beneficial to admit it, Li Xiang will not believe it, just like the Chaldean guardians who protect the calf do not believe that Li Xiang's good baby will go to certain places, it must be someone It's the same idea as the Heroic Spirit's destruction.
Yaoken & Crane Pill: We are also very confused!
In fact, compared to Tsurumaru, Yaken had lived with Lili for a while in the modern age, and had seen Li transform into a beautiful woman for a discount, but he never expected that the general's lack of morals was worse than Tsurumaru.
"Oh, children just don't know how hard it is to support a family." Li Li shook his head, his eyes were pitiful, and he couldn't see any guilt in spending money so lavishly that he now wants to make money by performing arts, "Good boy~~ go home .”
"I refuse." Lixiang said without hesitation, and immediately took out a large sum of treasure and stuffed it into the arms of Yili without thinking about it, "If you only want money, I can give you so much! Walk!"
"..." Hey, boy, do you know what your behavior is called?
The corner of Lili's mouth twitched, and he looked at Lixiang speechlessly, what kind of skill is it to earn money from his own people!His goal is to steal money from outsiders? !By the way, why is Lixiang so rich?Is Chaldea's salary so high?No, Lixiang should be a minor in their opinion, at most they would give some pocket money, it's impossible to give that much...
"Oh, it looks very popular, Lizijiang~" The ladyboy boss took part of the treasure into his arms with a smile on his pipe, and then pushed Lizi in the direction of Lixiang, "No problem! You paid for it." The money is enough to buy Lizijiang for one night!"
"!!!"
"Bastard boss!" Li Li was furious, "Didn't you say that you don't accept tips?!"
If Lixiang gave it to him, it could be regarded as switching from the left pocket to the right pocket. Isn't it giving it to an outsider if it is given to the boss?It's not worth it at all!
"It's not a tip." The boss looked back calmly, and then showed a somewhat wretched smile, "Isn't this the rent for him to buy you? Are you right? No matter what you do during this period, even for ·You can do whatever you want~~~(^U^)ノ~YO”
"...That's right!"
Li Xiang gritted his teeth and opened his mouth. He turned angry instead of happy, because he thought that if other rich people took a fancy to the favorable beauty and then spent a lot of money, then... Obviously, the ideal at this moment has lost its reason , Forgot what a non-aggressive existence Li Yi is.
Of course, the boss is not as unscrupulous as he thought. In fact, the boss just saw that Lili and Lixiang have known each other for a long time, and they are very familiar with each other, so he saw that the two of them were not short of money. It's just a hand.As for Lili coming to work, he doesn't think it's wrong. People who are rich and not short of money are often more stingy and like to make money!This is not contradictory at all.
"let's go."
Lixiang firmly grabbed the favorable wrist and pulled the person out. Seeing that he could not continue the business, Lixiang could only sigh and resigned to his fate to keep up.
"Lixiang, wait, you..."
"I hurt you?"
"..."
"..."
"Usually read less romance novels, especially themes like the domineering president falling in love with me."
"Oh."
"What I want to say is, where did you get so much money... No, no, no, what I want to say is that Yaken and Tsurumaru are still in there."
"Oh."
"Are you going to say anything else besides oh?"
"How do you know that my conditioned reflex is a routine of romance novels? Or is it that the domineering president fell in love with my book... You have read a lot too!"
"...I just flipped through it casually when I was bored."
"It's a coincidence, so am I."
"Oh, what a coincidence."
"Yeah yeah."
"..."
Well, let's not mention this kind of black history, as long as everyone knows it well.
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