Little Green Snake's Rules for Chasing Husbands

In front of the Baiyun Temple on Qingming Peak, a man in a brand-new Taoist robe put down his pole panting, in front of him were two huge wooden barrels filled with clean water.

This is already his tenth trip back and forth today, saying that there is no spring on this mountain, and he has to climb over mountains and mountains to another mountain.Although Saturday knows a little bit about martial arts, but he is a mortal, how can he eat so hard?At the beginning, he was very energetic, but after this trip, he only felt that he would have to peel off his skin if he didn't die.

Seeing that the sun is almost setting, can't he take a rest?I'm afraid it will be dark if we continue. On Saturday, I'm afraid there are wolves on the mountain - he is not afraid of death, but if he can't change Xiaobai's hard heart before he dies, on Saturday he feels that he can't rest in peace under the nine springs. .

It's all the blame on that damned old man, who said he didn't have a fairy bone, so he wouldn't let him into the door anyway, otherwise he would have seen Xiao Bai's face a long time ago.Thinking of this, Saturday felt angry from the bottom of his heart, wishing to tear off all the old man's gray beard, to see if he dared to make a fuss.

Saturday kicked the bucket angrily, but the thing looked heavy, but its center of gravity was not stable.He stepped down lightly, and half of the bucket of water almost spilled out, but fortunately, he had quick eyesight and hands to hold on.If you sprinkled a little bit, the old man would have something to say.

Taoist Shanshi came over when he heard the movement, touched his long beard and sighed: "Benefactor Zhou, you are impetuous and still need to temper yourself!"

His face blushed on Saturday, and he didn't care about the many grievances in his heart just now, so he could only put up his face and beg, "Master, please accept me as an apprentice. Although I am not talented enough, if I enter this door, I must study hard and practice hard." , never disappoint your teachings."

After finishing speaking, he kowtowed three times in succession.

Daoist Shanshi showed a look of embarrassment, "You are so sincere, even this old man can't be unmoved, but if this rule is broken, this old man will be very difficult..."

Generally, such words are accompanied by the following, so if you want to promote it, suppress it first.Knowing the routine well on Saturday, he listened intently with bated breath.

Sure enough, Taoist Shanshi glanced at him, as if he had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly said: "It's okay, Mr. Zhou donated some incense to my Baiyun temple, and stayed in the temple temporarily in the name of a benefactor. You don't have to enter my house seriously, just It's a discussion of cause and effect, and it's commensurate with the friendship of a half-teacher, okay?"

On Saturday, I finally understood that this old man was just here to cheat money. He said that he had no roots of wisdom, so naturally he didn't need to teach anything seriously, and he just coaxed himself to beg for alms and give alms.

Forget it, anyway, I didn't really practice Taoism on Saturday, but I just wanted to take the opportunity to meet Xiaobai, so bear with it if you can.But thinking of the hard work he had endured in carrying the water that day, he couldn't help cursing the old bastard, it would be better if he had something to say earlier, he's a hypocrite and doesn't care about human affairs, Xiaobai actually doesn't want him because of such a master, he is blind.

So there is no need to go down the mountain on Saturday, so I will stay in Baiyun Temple.Everyone is wearing Guanzhong Taoist uniform, but he is the only one who is neither fish nor fowl - the one he is wearing was made in a tailor shop to imitate the pattern, and you can see the difference if you look closely.On Saturday, I wanted to ask Taoist Shanshi for my share of clothes, but the old man was very stingy, saying that this is enough, and insisted on refusing to give it.

On Saturday, I went back angrily and kicked over another bucket.However, after staying for three to five days, he had gained something, and finally found out where Xiaobai lived, so he slipped there at night.

Xiaobai is meditating in the room, wearing only plain socks, but his clothes are not in a mess.On Saturday, I only felt that this pure and ascetic appearance was very seductive, and I couldn't help but feel itchy. I wanted to go to kiss Fangze, but I was afraid that Xiaobai would be angry and angry. After thinking about it like this, I still didn't dare to offend.

When Xiaobai opened his eyes, he saw him sitting obediently in a corner of the ear room, and couldn't help frowning, "Why are you here?"

On Saturday he said aggrievedly: "Your master is cunning, the room arranged for me is leaking, look, your shoulders are soaked."

He showed Xiaobai the rain-soaked unlined garment, which was sticking to his body wetly, and even the texture of his muscles could be clearly seen.In fact, although Daoist Shanshi is stingy, he would not treat him harshly in terms of food, clothing, housing and transportation. Although the room assigned to him was broken, it could barely accommodate people, but the roof was actually pierced by himself on Saturday with a penny.

As for why he wears so little clothes, one is to show his miserable situation to win sympathy; the other is that he has been exercising diligently recently, and his figure is much more graceful and healthy than before, so naturally Xiaobai has to take a look.

On Saturday, I still remember the scene of the two enjoying themselves in the curtain of the front bed, and it was extremely harmonious at that time.

God knows, his body is almost suffocated, didn't Xiaobai even have the slightest thought of being emotional?His reaction back then should never have been feigned.

He was so full of thoughts, but in Xiaobai's eyes, he had an extremely sad expression. Xiaobai couldn't help but snorted, "Who told you to come here to suffer? You don't want to be a good servant boy, but you come to be a good servant." Taoist priest, I don’t think anyone in the world is more stupid than you.”

Saturday took the opportunity to express his heart, "Don't you understand what I think? Who am I willing to abandon everything for? Do you think I became a monk voluntarily?"

Xiaobai raised his eyelids lightly, "That's your own business, what has it to do with me?"

With just this one sentence, Saturday was like a deflated ball, and no amount of sweet words could be uttered.He said dejectedly: "So, you are only pursuing the way of heaven, and the thoughtfulness and gentleness you used to be are all fake?"

Xiaobai looked at him strangely, "I'm a demon, how can I know what love is like? What you see is just what you think."

Saturday couldn't help being stunned. He saw that Xiaobai hadn't lied. Of course he didn't deliberately lie to him. He didn't understand what love is all about. In this way, his reaction at that time should not have been adulterated...

Saturday suddenly laughed softly, "You think you have cracked the emotional barrier, but in fact you don't understand anything. How can a monster like you achieve a positive result?"

Xiaobai couldn't help changing his expression, raised his eyebrows and said, "Shut up!"

Saturday knew that he had hit his weak spot, and if he was not careful, he would be killed, but he continued fearlessly, "If you have a guilty conscience, you can kill me, I don't think you care You have one or two more lives in your hands," the conversation changed, "but what if you kill me? You are still stubborn. Look at your good friend, he has been reborn as a human body now, and you are still struggling Having sweet dreams, who is more stupid?"

He vented so happily that it was actually a bit of a broken pot: I think he is also a son of a famous family on Saturday, how many times has he suffered so much?Although he used to be a little playful, but since he met Xiaobai, he has restrained himself wholeheartedly, and has never been foolish and indulgent again.I originally set my heart on the moon, but the moon shines on the ditch. No matter how patient I am, I can't stand such repeated neglect and almost hopeless pursuit.

It would be even better if Xiaobai killed him in a fit of anger, he would rather die by his hands, and by the way, die of this heart.

But to his surprise, Xiao Bai didn't get angry this time, instead he fell silent strangely, and asked in a daze, "Do you love me?"

Saturday has always thought that the word love is the heaviest, and it can't stand a joke, even when it was the most frivolous and romantic in the past, it didn't reveal half of it.But now in front of Xiaobai, he nodded unconsciously and said, "Yes."

"Do I love you?" Xiaobai asked back.I don't know if I'm asking him or myself.

His jade-white and handsome face rarely showed bewilderment, almost like a fool.I heard that some masters go mad because of a mistake in one thought. Could it be that what I said misled him?

Saturday didn't have time to think, so he quickly got up and stepped forward. He had learned some medical skills, so he at least knew some emergency methods.However, Xiao Bai didn't seem to be insane either, he suddenly turned his head and bit Saturday's lip, as if eager to prove something.

On Saturday, I smelled a sweet and fishy smell in my mouth, I must have been bitten to the skin - Xiaobai is so rough!But it's like a person who has been drought for a long time suddenly got good wine, even if it is mixed with arsenic, he is still willing to drink poison to quench his thirst.Kissed back without hesitation on Saturday, just kidding, maybe Xiaobai will never allow him to get close again, if he doesn't move now, when?

Xiaobai's face was red like a fire, he could only tear off Saturday's Taoist robe as much as possible, desperately trying to get a little coolness from him, and Saturday let him get whatever he wanted - he was glad that he deliberately poured himself into a The drowned chicken was originally only to create the illusion that the house was leaking and it was raining overnight, but now it seems that he is really smart, so why be afraid of being cold, Xiaobai just needs him to lighten the fire.

Daoist Shanshi leaned firmly on the window sill with his two old and strong arms, stretched his neck to look through the cracks in the window paper, and did not forget to whisper to one of his most proud disciples, "Look, your junior brother Bai really went off the rails." Obsessed."

The disciple rolled his eyes helplessly, "Then why don't you go and save him?" You have the time to peek here on your stomach, it's not serious!

"Save what?" Taoist Shanshi scolded with a straight face, "I'm giving him Sangong on Saturday, why bother me."

So there is such a San Gong method? The disciple was quite surprised, but the master laughed and said: "I thought Zhou was an idiot, who would have thought that he was smart for a while, that's all, if he must join my sect , I will reluctantly accept this apprentice."

Of course, there is another important reason: the Zhou family is extremely rich.With such a lay disciple, Baiyun Temple will definitely not have to worry about the incense money in the future.

The disciple ruthlessly despised the old Buxiu in his heart, and then he said, "Is this good? I think he and Junior Brother Bai may not be separated."

"So what's the matter? In my opinion, dual cultivation has never been banned." Taoist Shanshi smiled at him slyly, "Why, so you don't know?"

... He really doesn't know.If he had known this, he should have gone to the foot of the mountain to find someone he loved and had a good time with. Unfortunately, he is now nearly forty, and his youth was wasted for nothing. How could Mei Jiao Niang have a crush on him?

The disciple cast a sad look at the old man who had misunderstood his disciple, and roared in his heart: Master, I hate you!