The monsters cured by me always want to repay their favor

Chapter 79 New Year's Eve Dinner [Part [-]]

The dark moon and the high wind kill the night...

I don't know why I suddenly thought of this sentence, but my intuition is not good when I see those people carrying large bags and various tools in their hands.

"Boss, is this really okay?" The little man looked to the left and then to the right, feeling very uneasy, and asked the tall man next to him, "I heard that surveillance is everywhere now. If caught, we will be sentenced."

"What nonsense, have you never heard how bold people are and how productive the land is! As long as you muster up the courage to do something, the world will make way for you." The tall man poured chicken soup into the little man, and took out The tool starts to pry the sculpture.

"Boss is right, I'm short-sighted and didn't think too much." The little man knew he was wrong, but he still hesitated in his actions.Just thinking of the foreign debts they owed and the upcoming New Year's Eve, the little man decided to start working hard.Even if you enter the detention center, it is better than being caught by debt collectors.

"Which one should we do first?" The little man walked around the sculpture a few times, not knowing which one to attack first.Brother Da Gao slapped him on the back of the head, and urged, "Any one is not enough, you can do whatever you can! Hurry up quickly, someone should come later."

The sculptures are all made of copper, with lacquer painted on them. The two of them came together to steal the sculptures when they had no money to go home during the Chinese New Year, so that they could get them and sell them for money.

After listening to the tall man's words, the little man picked up the pliers and tried to touch the sculpture.However, the steel bars for other sculptures are very thick and poured so deep that they cannot be smashed at all.The little man has little strength, and before he got the materials, he was already too tired to breathe.

This is not possible, the little man thought that he must find a thief who can move himself.

He turned around the square, and then his eyes fell on Medusa.Compared with other sculptures, this foreign fairy seems to be much easier to make, especially the snake body on the head is much thinner than other sculptures.

"Okay, it's up to you." After saying this, the little man walked up to Medusa with tools and began to carry out the work hard.The head was above the Medusa, shaking with the snake, thinking about what to do in this situation.If he flew directly, I don't know if it will cause any shadow to these two people.

Before he could make up his mind, the little man suddenly raised his head and looked at him, his gaze was directly opposite hers.

Seeing the head in front of him, the little man blinked and blinked, and was a little stunned for a moment.When the tall man turned around, he saw the little man in a daze, and couldn't help shouting: "Why are you still standing there, hurry up and work."

The little man seemed to have just come back to his senses. There was movement in his hands, and he couldn't help saying: "Why do I think these two heads look different? One looks like a foreigner, and the other looks like a Chinese. Emma, ​​today I always feel like something is wrong.”

The tall man carried a copper sculpture into the van, came back and continued, and started to unload one. Hearing this, he couldn't help complaining: "Come on, speaking of you, you seem to know some foreign culture. Do you know the influence of water and soil? This Immortals from foreign countries will definitely look like us when they arrive in Huaguo. This is called doing as the Romans do in the country, you bastard."

The little man was a little dazed, but he didn't know how to refute, so he just nodded blankly.

With a glance at his head, he knew that the two thieves were not very smart, so in order to avoid complications, he was ready to run away.The little man hugged him, holding his head lightly.

"Hey, don't mention it, the craftsmanship of this sculpture is really exquisite, and the whole head is just like a real person."

While talking, the little man pinched his head's ears and eyes, and then sent his head into the van.

The two of them beat and beat for more than an hour, and finally got three sculptures into the car.

Seeing that there was still space in the car, the small one couldn't help asking the tall one: "Boss, let's not do more?"

"What do you know, people should be contented and happy, and if the amount involved is too large, it will be troublesome." The big man taught the little man, and then started the van to leave here.The two people on the road were talking, and most of the time it was the tall man who taught the little man the chicken soup of life, nothing more than saying that the only way to win is to fight hard. Only by taking the first step bravely, the road ahead will be smooth.

"These sculptures today are the first pot of gold we earned. We don't call it stealing, but temporary borrowing. Didn't we say that the people's government is for the people? We made money and made a fortune and then returned them. Isn't that also for the sake of the people?" Serve the people?"

The little man nodded his head, only thinking that what the big tall man said made sense.

When he looked back at the sculptures in the rear compartment, he always felt that they were not broken metal, but his dream and the first step of his successful entrepreneurial step.

The two Medusa heads were inside the carriage, and the little pigeon always felt panicked looking at it, so she asked the tall one, "Boss, can we throw the heads out?"

Although they are all made of copper, they must be twisted and shaped when they are sold, so that they cannot be seen by the waste collectors.Like Medusa's head, although it is quite heavy, but if it is really found, it will inevitably cause problems.

The tall man thought for a while and said to the little man, "Okay, I can't sell it anyway, so just throw it away."

"Okay." The little man got the order, and immediately opened the window, and threw Medusa's head out of the window.Fortunately, there are no vehicles passing by nearby, otherwise there must be an accident.

After throwing Medusa's head, it's the head's turn.

The little man held his head in his hands, couldn't help touching it, and took a closer look at the facial features of the head.

"What are you doing? Why don't you hurry up and hold your head?" The big man couldn't help urging him when he saw that he hadn't moved.

"Boss, do you think this is made like a real person, and it's pretty good-looking." The little man rubbed his head and turned around and said to the big man, "I panicked when I looked at that, but this one is pretty. She still looks like a real person. I don't want to sell her, and it happens that my family is short of a wife, so I keep it at home as a thought..."

Just as the big man was about to say that you are sick, he heard the head in his hand suddenly speak: "Fuck you, you are sick. I am a big man, who is your wife?"

The little man was dumbfounded, his body seemed to have been emptied, and he lost all strength in an instant.He slowly turned his head, hoping that all of this was an illusion, but when he looked down, the head with round eyes was floating in the air and scolding himself: "A big man doesn't work hard to make money. You have been thinking about doing some sneaky business all day long, do you want to be ashamed?"

The little man's blood rushed to the top of his head in an instant, and he was in a daze. It took him a while to react, and he shouted at the top of his voice, "Mom, help me, fuck me, there is a ghost!"

Not to mention, at night, the head is disheveled and floating in the air, and a lonely head is scary no matter how you look at it.Even a bold man, the steering wheel in his hand slipped, and he slammed on the brakes and stopped on the side of the road, almost paralyzed.

"Don't come here, don't come here!" The big man picked up the wrench in his hand, pointed at his head and threatened him.Then the head was not unafraid, it just floated around in the car, and kept saying that they did not conform to the core socialist values.

The little guy wants to faint but can't, and he just wants to cry in pain, what socialist values, your own existence is against science, okay?

Seeing that the big man was about to cry in fright, the little man hurriedly dialed 110 while his head was not paying attention: "Hey, Uncle Policeman, ah, Brother Policeman, help, we are going to hell..."

Coincidentally, just a few minutes ago, the police in the jurisdiction received a report from residents, saying that there seemed to be fewer statues in the sculpture square.Just when they were about to call for surveillance and investigation, the suspect himself called the police, crying and begging them to arrest him.

When the police arrived at the scene of the crime, only the sculpture and the two thieves who peed their pants were left in the car.Seeing the police coming, they immediately rushed forward crying and shouting: "Mr. Police, please take us away quickly. We really don't want to stay here. It's terrible!"

The thieves cried out that there were ghosts and that there were heads flying in the sky, which made the police a little dazed thinking about whether they should apply to their superiors for a psychiatric evaluation of the two thieves.

On the other side, the head got out of the car after they called the police, floating aimlessly in the air.Just when he was thinking about whether to stop by and return to the sculpture square to wait for Lu Duoxi, he somehow came to the front of the museum.

Somehow, he always felt that something inside was calling him.After hesitating for a moment, his head still drifted in the direction of the museum.

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