Floating like a dream · Chasing the heart

The man laughed again, and the branches of his laughter trembled wildly, and the temple hair on his forehead was swept across his face.Xuanji didn't dare to take a big breath anymore, his heart was so suffocated that he almost couldn't stand it and jumped out of his chest to do stretching exercises.

Just talk when you talk, can you go and giggle?

Just as I was about to remind the man, "You're almost spraying my face with saliva", before he could push his hand out, the man suddenly put one hand on the side of his head, and said in a low voice, "I really want to eat you... "..."

"what?"

"...You look delicious."

"..."

You look delicious.

These words ran back and forth in my mind a few times, and my head was pounding when I stepped on it, covering even the sound of my heartbeat.The corners of his mouth suddenly turned cold, and the touch of the dragonfly touched the water, and Xuanji became stiff instantly, probably because he was too tired, plus he was overly frightened, and his brain was really not working. He actually stared and stuck out his tongue when he was touched Added a bit.

This is a bad dish.

In fact, the moment Xuanjizi stuck out his tongue, he realized something was wrong, what was he doing?Is it cleaner to lick?It can be stretched out, and then retracted temporarily. At first glance, it looks like a silly dog ​​sticking out its tongue. Even more stupid, just add it.He didn't know if it was clean or not, but it seemed to taste really good, sweet.

The man narrowed his eyes, neither left nor looked down, looked at him and said, "How is it?"

Xuanjizi secretly bit the tip of his tongue, the slight pain made his mind a little clearer, and he blurted out: "...It's delicious."

The man froze for a moment. "What smell?"

"..."

Xuanjizi sat up abruptly, his forehead inevitably knocked on the man's chin, hissed, and didn't bother to explain the specific taste, rolled to the side, staring at the man vigilantly, "You, don't come here, be careful I will hit you!"

That bump was not light, Xuanjizi felt that a hole had been poked out of his forehead by his chin.The man obviously also suffered from severe pain. He raised his hand to cover his chin, and sat up to look at him. "Why can't we go there?"

No wonder humans and demons can't coexist, why is it so difficult to communicate!After soaking in the sea of ​​blood for a long time, is your brain flooded?

Seeing that the man got up and was about to walk towards him, Xuanji jumped up quickly, grabbed the sword thrown aside, swung it vigorously twice, and said imposingly: "My cultivation is not yet at the realm, and I have half-strength spiritual power. Unappetizing!"

It is very dangerous for a demon to say to a person that you look delicious.Xuanjizi felt that if he hadn't had two brushes, the man could not help him for the time being, maybe he couldn't wait to devour him long ago.He is still alive now, thanks to the protection of the Kunlun ancestors and his own efforts.

It's so dangerous, I was distracted just now, and was almost swallowed in one gulp.

The man stopped, looked at the sword pointed at his heart, and suddenly smiled, "I like to eat half-baked things."

"Ha! You finally showed your true colors! It turns out that you have repeatedly come here to provoke me as a cover, and the real idea is to eat me...you, how could you do this?!" Xuanjizi kept backing away, calculating I wondered if I could get away smoothly if I had another fight with the rest of my strength, while staring at the man's every move, said: "Although you are a demon, you can't control others if you eat me, but if you eat me, From now on, there will be no one to compete with you, and if there is no competition, there will be no progress. Do you want to be a demon who will never improve? Be careful that one day you will be usurped!"

The man laughed.

Seeing him laughing happily, Xuanjizi probably couldn't care about himself for a while, so he turned his head and ran away without hesitation.If you run slowly, you will be eaten in one bite, and you must move your long legs desperately.

Fortunately, the man didn't seem to have the intention of eating him right now, and shouted from a distance behind: "I'll come back tomorrow."

Come to your head!

Xuanjizi ran down the platform without touching the ground.

That night, Xuanjizi couldn't fall asleep, and lay in the deserted mysterious room baking cakes all night.The lips that had been pasted during the day were still lingering, and it was terrifying.In fact, the man said he was delicious, and he wanted to say "you tasted it too." Unfortunately, he is not a monster who drinks blood, so he can taste the taste, and he really can't put it down.

Oh, it's hard to be a human...

Since I can't eat demons, I can't easily let demons eat me.Xuanjizi tossed and turned all night worried, and called the little Taoist priest who was dozing off at the door into the room early the next morning.

Xuanjizi no longer remembered how old the little Taoist was when he was sent up the mountain by kind people. He only remembered that the child was an orphan, and he was dumped by his master and his elders after he went up the mountain.

The little Taoist priest looks dumb, and his understanding is indescribably poor. He can't draw a simple talisman after learning it for several years.Xuanjizi treats the child equally, so he regards the child as a kind right and left hand, helping him to serve tea and organize books every day.In these things, the child is doing pretty well.

After the little Taoist came in with a pot of hot water, Xuanjizi sat up from the bed, crossed his legs and knocked on his chin, and said, "If you really want to eat a dish, what should you do to whet your appetite and give up this dish? "

The little Taoist put the handkerchief in hot water and wrung it several times. After wringing out the water, he came to the bed with the hot handkerchief in his hand, raised his head respectfully and said, "Why give up, I will eat it straight away. It fell."

Xuanjizi said: "If you practice martial arts as honestly as you eat, maybe you will be the next head teacher."

The little Taoist's eyes lit up, "Really?"

What a fart!

Xuanjizi took a deep breath and said calmly: "In other words, if you don't want others to eat it, what should you do?"

The little Taoist thought about it seriously, "Spit in the food?"

Xuanjizi imagined himself drool-full, and felt that he might as well be eaten.Forget it, he shouldn't have asked this stubborn stupid boy, he took the handkerchief and wiped it on his face indiscriminately, then suddenly stared at the little Taoist priest, and said vigilantly: "Do you often spit in my food?" ?”

The little Taoist shrank his head and waved his hands again and again, "Master, how can you think of me so much? Master is so good at eating. I have to eat four dishes and ten steamed buns for a meal. I don't even drool so much when I want to vomit... ···”

Too.Xuanjizi heaved a sigh of relief, suppressed the feeling of vomiting in his chest, and threw the handkerchief back into the little Taoist's arms.The little Taoist took the handkerchief and quickly ran back to the table, put it in the basin, washed it, hung it up, and then went to the desk to sort out the scattered scriptures.

"Master, you haven't written for a long time, and the ink is going to stink... Although fighting is also very important, you can't pick up sesame seeds and lose watermelons, and make a serious business a stranger. Anyway, review Cultivate your mind, or you will be compared with your seniors in a few years." The little Taoist straightened the shiny inkstone and raised his big eyes to remind him.

"Wait," Xuanjizi said, "What did you just say that stinks?"

"Ink."

"Yes, yes, yes!" Xuanjizi jumped up with a smile on his face. "Hurry up, get Master Wei some bath water!"

"Bath early in the morning?"

"If you are asked to fetch water, fetch water, why are there so many words!"

"······Oh."

After hearing that someone from outside the mountain gate came to report to the Demon Lord and made an appointment to fight again, Xuanjizi soaked in a bucket of pitch-black ink for half an hour to ensure that every pore exudes a strong and ecstasy ink smell, and looks absolutely It won't look like it's easy to talk, so it's mentioned that the sword will go to the platform of the mountain with a high spirit.

There is no way to avoid a dry fight, at least you must ensure that you will not be eaten by the opportunity after each dry fight.Xuanjizi expressed that he couldn't be more satisfied with his whimsical trick. If it weren't for the fact that Kunlun Mountain has always only admired blue and white fabrics that show the nobility and holiness of the sect, he would actually like to soak the Taoist robe on his body in ink to paint it. color.

Before going out, Xuanjizi took a special look in the mirror, and felt that today's Taoist robe looked even more white and fairy-like.If you go out for a walk at night, you may have the illusion of seeing the headless ghost moving.

The man sat on the platform facing the valley with his sword in his hands early as usual.He turned his head immediately after hearing footsteps.Then the hand holding the sword trembled, and almost dropped the sword under the cliff.

"... Mysterious machine?"

Xuanjizi nodded in satisfaction, and without further ado, he drew his sword out of its sheath, "Come on."

"Wait..." The man turned his head and looked at it for a long time, then raised his eyebrows and said, "Are you using yourself as a firewood and burning it in the stove?"

Xuanjizi tried his best to control it, so that the prehistoric power in his body did not erupt immediately, burning the man into a waste wood.Fighting is also about the rules of the world, if you can't jump on it, you can fight, at least you have to do enough superficial skills to appear more decent.

Xuanjizi said: "Whether you want to fight or not, I will go back if you don't."

"Fighting... I still have to fight." The man stood up slowly and took two steps forward, "But, is this a new trick you came up with? So that I can face your Smile, and then attack me unexpectedly?"

And this kind of operation?

Xuanjizi suddenly felt enlightened.However, the words have already been pointed out by the man in advance, and it is inevitable that he will be inferior if he uses them again.There are quite a lot of eyes.

The man stopped in front of him, and suddenly sniffed, "Why is it still smelly? You can't be..."

Needless to say the rest of the words, Xuanjizi also understood from his teasing expression.Sure enough, he had a lot of eyes, and he saw through it all at once.

Xuanjizi couldn't hold back his face a little bit, because his face was dark, even if he was red, he couldn't see it clearly.

The dignified headmaster of Kunlun soaked himself in ink for half an hour for fear of being eaten by the devil, and it was really embarrassing to say it.Xuanji coughed, and said without changing his face: "Well, I was cleaning the pond just now, and came here in a hurry, and didn't take care of washing and changing clothes..."

The man said "Oh", and he didn't know whether he believed it or not.Xuanjizi was about to urge him again, when the man suddenly waved his hand, "Stop fighting, your current appearance really affects my performance."

Xuanjizi immediately turned around and left.Since he stopped playing, he went back to catch up on sleep.I don't know if the ink on my body can be washed off, or I can save it for tomorrow to come to the disgusting and disgusting man?

"Where are you going?" Before turning around, the man stopped him again.

Xuanjizi looked at him inexplicably, "Didn't you say you're not in the mood to fight?"

The man smiled, "If you don't fight, you can drink." As he spoke, he spread his palms by his side, creating a jug of wine out of thin air. "Hundred-year Qingxue brew, do you want to drink it?"