Floating like a dream · Chasing the heart

After the master gave a lesson, the disciple who was not up to the mark jumped to the side, holding a stack of spells in his hand, and saw that one by one was pasted, and after the pasting, those wood masters were completely dumb, with a "Couple" hanging on their foreheads and the pestle remained motionless .

Bailu and Xuansu Xiaofeng were also busy "posting couplets" not far away.The prince has obviously never done such a rough job, he jumped up and down excitedly like a monkey, and in the midst of his busy schedule, he couldn't help but glared resentfully at Master Qian who had robbed him of a cheap job, and drooled nakedly at Zhan Ying , "Just now I saw you were fierce enough, that female spider couldn't bear it... By the way, I have defended you like a jade for so many years, but you just gave it to an old and ugly spider. You bastard... Anyway, come with me once, even if I want to be smashed to death by these logs, it's worth it..."

Xiao Feng followed suit, "Hey! Be strong! It's the first time I've seen people and beasts! Mr. Ying is really extraordinary, and you can talk about such things, admiration!"

Egret said with deep hatred: "Moral depravity!"

Zhan Ying didn't understand what was going on, so he turned his head to look at the bed he had just been lying on, but no, the two of them on the bed were fighting in full swing.Both of them looked familiar, one was a Taoist priest with fluttering robes, the other was a naked eight-legged monster.

Zhan Ying was dizzy, who was he with just now?

These two fought so ruthlessly, the tiger and the crane's long fist, the golden light and the sharp sword, all the moves were aimed at the vital points, it was really a posture of fighting for the wind and jealousy.

It's just that Taoist priests are a little out of touch, and they don't know how to ask girls to put on clothes before beating them because their clothes are neat.

However, as far as the black wrinkled and dry skin is concerned, there is no aesthetic feeling at all, and it is no different if you don’t wear clothes. It will not interfere with Taoist priests in any way, let alone an old temptress with eight legs.

Zhan Ying, who doesn't like insects and ants by nature, shuddered suddenly, and a flash of light flashed in his mind, suddenly thinking that Master, the old man, seemed to say that he had suffered an illusion, and Xuan Su and the others said...

Then didn't he just have something to do with such a disgusting thing... that? !

My stomach was overwhelmed, and I almost vomited out last year's New Year's Eve, but it's a pity that I ate a pancake since last night, and cleaned it all up.Zhan Ying bent down, looked down, and suddenly realized that he was also naked.I don't know how much advantage Xuan Su's grandson took advantage of such a long time.

Zhan Ying began to search for clothes all over the place.After finally putting on the jacket, he couldn't find where the pants went. Looking around, his eyes lit up.

The crowd searched for him thousands of times, but suddenly looking back, the underpants were on the ankles of the female spider.

The only thing to blame is that the widow has too many hands and feet, and those who weave a net may have the upper hand, and they will inevitably trip over flowers and plants when walking. They fought fiercely with the Taoist priest on the bed, and he fell to the flowers at the foot of the bed after performing a "Thousand-handed Avalokitesvara" The underpants were scraped off, and they were floating in the air, which was really beautiful.

I don't know what kind of mentality Shi Shi had, but when he heard him shout "Lu Yao, underpants!", he raised his hand and a photoelectric thunderbolt split his underpants into several pieces.

Well, I let you grab the underpants, and you go right over with a single sword strike, just chop it up, but you didn't even scrape the hair on his legs, but chopped his shameless underpants to fine pieces.Dare I ask, which master taught you this superb swordsmanship?

Zhan Ying couldn't care less about continuing to watch the battle, and he couldn't just run around naked without his pants, so he turned his head and started looking for his pants.

As expected of being a close friend for many years, Xuan Su immediately saw his intention, took out a ball from his bosom and rushed towards him. "Xiao Ying, here are your pants, I will keep them for you!"

Ying Fu thought to his heart, the grandson belongs to the grandson, after all, they are family members, and they are much more reliable than Taoist priests.

Then I heard Xuan Su shout: "You kiss me, and I will give you the pants."

go to hell!

Zhan Ying opened his legs wide and kicked out with one kick. Xuansu looked straight at him, and unexpectedly he was kicked in the center of the mouth and flew upside down. Zhan Ying quickly snatched the pants in his hand.

"Brilliant enough! Bold enough!" Xiao Feng was so dumbfounded that he even forgot to post the couplet.

Bailu couldn't help but spit again, "Disgusting!" Xuansu probably was really disgusted, he yelled at Lu Xuechen, then turned his head to reinforce the formation at the entrance of the cave, preventing any undead from escaping in the chaos. I carried it out.

That is to say, the two of them run fast, otherwise Zhanying really wants to kick him alone and kick the whole mother back into his mother's womb.

Putting on his trousers, there was an indescribably cool wind in his crotch, he turned his head to look at Xuan Su's grandson, he couldn't stand his kick and bumped into a wooden figure, and was uselessly knocked unconscious.

Before the wooden man was affixed with a spell, two wooden claws stretched up from below and strangled Xuansu's neck, and his two legs were also stuck on Xuansu's waist.Zhan Yingtian struggled for a moment, but ran over to pick up the spell that Xuansu dropped on the ground, slapped the wooden man on the forehead, and dragged Xuansu out forcefully.

It was only then that Zhan Ying discovered that each wooden man's hair was tied with an almost transparent filament, and he could only see the end, but not the beginning.Presumably, the black widow uses these silks to manipulate the dead souls buried in the wood.

Tossing like this, Xuan Su didn't wake up.Such a chaotic scene, with such an unconscious person lying here, is really in the way.Zhan Ying walked around in a circle, dragged the man to a big box in the corner with difficulty, and stuffed it into it carelessly.

Master, the old man, is still sticking to the "Couple" conscientiously, and has no time for him.On the contrary, it was the Taoist priest who played tepidly, and chatted for a while.Zhanying leaned over to listen, just in time to hear the black widow spitting blood, touching her chest and laughing: "You Taoist priests in Kunlun Mountain really have the same virtue for a hundred years! They claim to eradicate rape and evil, and benefit the common people, but in fact they don't know what to do. How can you be more noble than us monsters who live in the dark? It's just a hypocrisy, a hypocrisy!"

If it wasn't for the wrong timing, Zhan Ying really wanted to applaud her.

The Taoist stood leaning on his sword, and said with a blank expression on his face, "It's up to the world to judge right from wrong, black and white. You, a monster who kills and harms the world, have no right to speak out here! Hand over your heart and soul fragments, and I can spare you."

"Forgive me not to die? Haha... It's better to die than to be brought back to Kunlun to be tortured!" Laughing too hard, she spat out another mouthful of black blood, and the black widow grabbed the wall with one paw, looking He was already very weak, and he really had the illusion of a weak willow supporting the wind, but he glared at the Taoist priest with vicious eyes and said, "So what you want is the broken heart, I thought you Kunlun hasn't gone down the mountain for hundreds of years, why did you suddenly think of Guan Xin?" It's nosy business in the world. What? Those old men in Kunlun asked you to come?"

When he said this, he didn't wait for the Taoist to answer, and suddenly turned his head to look at Zhan Ying, who was joining in the fun, with a smile on his hideous and ugly face, like a spring returning to the earth, and the grass growing, and he licked the corner of his mouth as if reminiscing: "Magic illusion can detect buried The obsession in the deepest part of my heart, guess what I just saw?"

Hearing this, Zhan Ying really wanted to jump up and give it a hard bite.

Shit obsession!Could it be that his obsession with the eldest son Ying, who was unknown in his life, was to be able to get along with this ugly thing!

What's even worse is that the Taoist actually believed it, and looked at him with some thought in his eyes.

"The flower of the other shore... that's the smell of him. It comes from the blood sea of ​​hell, the place where thousands of demons surrender and fear. It makes people tremble and fascinated. I didn't expect that after so many years, I could still smell it again." Smell..." The black widow looked at Zhanying affectionately.

Although the Taoist didn't know what kind of spring the black widow was sending out, Zhan Ying knew it all. Obviously, the black widow imagined him as the cold and gentle, restrained and evil demon god.

Although the story was interrupted halfway through, and Zhanying didn't bother to inquire about the follow-up, but listening to the voice of the black widow, the demon king didn't end well in the end. Bitter lovesickness, otherwise, she would rush to flirt with her sweetheart for this affectionate feeling that she never forgets, and why would she hang out with a group of innocent souls and waste her days.

"It's a pity... I was almost able to get you, but I was ruined by this stinky Taoist priest!" The black widow suddenly changed her face, and stared at Lu Yao fiercely, "Hundreds of years ago, it was because of the mysterious Deceitful, insidious and despicable tricked his heart away, causing his soul to fly away and never be reincarnated! Why, without the shard of heart and soul in my hand, your great master teacher can't wake up, right? So those gangs The old thing jumped over the wall in a hurry, and finally found out where the fragments are, so he couldn't wait to send you to pick them up, didn't he? Hahaha...that's ridiculous! Do you think I will give the fragments to you?"

Zhanying was startled suddenly, his chest suddenly felt like a tearing pain, as if something flashed through his mind quickly, but he couldn't catch it too fast, only a cold sweat broke out from the pain.

The Taoist priest was about to repudiate the Black Widow's words, when out of the corner of his eye, he saw Zhan Ying suddenly bent down while touching his chest, and flew towards her immediately.

"What's wrong with you?" The Taoist held a sword in one hand, and held Zhanying's bent waist with the other.

Zhan Ying was in so much pain that he couldn't speak, but he couldn't tell exactly where it hurt. It seemed to be a pain in the heart, or it seemed to be a pain in the brain. In short, it hurt everywhere, so painful that he couldn't breathe. Talking to the Taoist priest, apart from the slightly blurred handsome face of the Taoist priest, there is blood all over the place.

Blood seemed to surge from around his body, and at some point there was a strange spell pattern under his feet. He sat in the center of the blood-colored spell, and the black smoke and blood energy filled the sky, covering the entire sky like an airtight bird. There is no light in the furnace.And those billowing black smoke cling to his body like sharp teeth, biting his flesh, bone, flesh, and even his soul inch by inch...

The author has something to say:

Some fans asked if the young man in Tsing Yi on the other side of the river was Lu Yao's previous life. I can tell you clearly, no.

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