Jianghu Martial Arts School [Comprehensive Martial Arts]

Shen Qingping couldn't help but sighed up to the sky - if it was other movie posters that appeared in front of her eyes, it would be fine, it doesn't matter what kind of big movie is where the baby is going, or the theatrical version of Wolf is coming, but it just happened to be such a coincidence, the protagonist of the movie is not only with Ximen Fubuki has something to do with it, and it's still his enemy!

Shen Qingping vaguely remembers that in order to set off the absolute protagonist Ye Gucheng, the image of Ximen Chuuxue in "One Sword to the West 1" was not well portrayed... If he himself knows this, I am afraid it is not "frowning" but eyebrows Are you tied? !

"Then what, there's nothing to visit up there." Shen Qingping pulled Ximen Chuuxue to go down in embarrassment and panic.

Ximen Chuuxue didn't move, he stood there blankly, pointed at the poster, and asked, "What is this?"

I'm really afraid of something!Shen Qingping was speechless to the sky.

"A sword coming from the west? Are you talking about Ye Gucheng?" Ximen Chuuxue asked again.

Shen Qingping bit the bullet, put on a smile that was uglier than crying, and said carefully: "No, that's right, this is a movie with Ye Gucheng as the main character... I've seen the first one, bad movie, super bad movie There's nothing to see, let's go!"

Just then a couple passed by, and the girl pointed at the poster and said in surprise, "Hey, "One Sword to the West 2" is released, and Ye Gucheng is so handsome in the first movie, let's go see this!"

Shen Qingping: "..."

Ximen Chuixue: "..."

Ximen Chuuxue was thoughtful: "With Ye Gucheng as the main character, wouldn't that have something to do with me and Lu Xiaofeng's Flower Manlou?"

"Ahem!" Shen Qingping choked on her own saliva.

Ximen Chuuxue asked: "Can we go and see it too?"

Shen Qingping didn't know how to answer, and it took a long time before he hesitated and said: "It's not impossible... But the movie will take more than two hours, I'm afraid they will be anxious after we finish watching."

"Don't worry about that," Ximen Chuixue took out his mobile phone and shook it in front of Shen Qingping, "Just now Guo Jing said that he went to buy clothes with Huang Rong, and it probably won't be so fast. Wuqing said that the computer accessories he needs are not available here, and he needs to buy them from other places." It takes a long time for the store to transfer goods. As for Lu Xiaofeng, once he starts drinking, he won't let it go easily."

Looking at the familiar interface on the phone screen, Shen Qingping didn't know whether to laugh or cry: Zhuangzhu, God, when did you learn to chat in WeChat groups? !

Shen Qingping had no choice but to buy two movie tickets for "One Sword to the West 2" and reluctantly handed them to Ximen Chuuxue: "This movie is really boring. I just saw a new Hollywood blockbuster. Word of mouth is very good, how about we still look at that?"

Ximen Fuxue looked at the movie ticket: "Where is Screening Hall No. 5?"

Shen Qingping: "..."

***

Shen Qingping felt that this was the most tiring movie he had ever seen. After more than two hours of reflection, he felt like he was sitting on pins and needles, and he was not in the mood to watch a movie at all. From the corner of his eyes, he sneaked glances at Ximen Chuuxue from time to time, afraid that his eyebrows would move.Fortunately, Ximen Chuuxue remained expressionless throughout the whole process, and did not appear in Shen Qingping's imagination of "Sword God making havoc in the cinema".

The long-awaited ending song finally sounded, and the big stone in Shen Qingping's heart fell to the ground, and she hurriedly walked out the door.After walking a few steps, Ximen Chuuxue didn't follow.

There is a situation!Shen Qingping's eyelids twitched, she retreated anxiously, and asked cautiously, "Master, what's wrong?"

Ximen Chuuxue's face was full of contemplation, and he said after a long while: "This movie was not shot right."

The alarm bell in Shen Qingping's head rang loudly, and her voice trembled: "What, what's wrong?"

Ximen Chuuxue said seriously: "After the First Battle of the Forbidden City, Ye Gucheng died. I have personally confirmed that it is impossible for him to be resurrected."

Unexpectedly, Ximen Chuuxue was entangled in this. Shen Qingping was relieved and at the same time couldn't laugh or cry, explaining: "This is a movie, it is inevitable that there are elements of imagination and fiction, so don't worry too much about it."

After hearing Shen Qingping's explanation of what a "movie" is, Ximen Chuuxue nodded: "So that's the case. Since it's a fictional script, it's understandable for Ye Gucheng to be resurrected."

Uh, the words are correct, but the point seems to be wrong, right?Shen Qingping's throat choked, she was really curious, she struggled for a long time, she couldn't help but asked carefully: "Master, aren't you angry?"

"Angry? Why are you angry?" Ximen Chuuxue asked him back.

"It's just...it's the image that vilifies you so much in the movie, you..." Shen Qingping explained with difficulty.

"Didn't you say that the movies are all fiction?" Ximen Chuuxue gave him a strange look, "Since it's fake, why should I be angry?"

Shen Qingping: Well, the owner's awareness, even ordinary people like him can't catch up with flattery!

After leaving the movie theater, Shen Qingping heard the WeChat alert on Ximen Chuuxue's phone beeping non-stop. Seeing Ximen Chuuxue looking down at the phone, he leaned over curiously: "What happened?" There are only a few people who can find him.

The news in that group was posted very quickly, and the typing speed of these masters was 6 to [-]. Shen Qingping only saw the last few words clearly——

【Huang Rong: How should I deal with this kind of thing? [Crazy]】

[Wuqing: Hold on tight, I'll be right over! 】

[Lu Xiaofeng: There is still the last half of the cup, wait a minute! 】

【Huang Rong: A few people in uniform came over [tears] Did we cause trouble? 】

[Ruthless: I'm waiting for the elevator, there are too many people]

……

Ximen Chuuxue frowned slightly: "Something happened to Guo Jing."

Shen Qingping felt that her heartbeat was about to stop: "What happened, what happened?"

"Huang Rong said the police are here." Ximen Chuuxue flipped through the WeChat group records.

Shen Qingping clutched her chest: My old swan!What the hell happened?

There were too many people in the escalator, and it was hard to wait for the straight ladder, so Ximen Chuuxue simply picked up Shen Qingping and used his lightness kung fu to "fly" down the stairwell.

Shen Qingping: Who am I?Where am I?what am i doing

Fortunately, no one was bumped into in the stairwell, but after a few seconds, they had already reached the second floor where Guo Jing and Huang Rong's accident happened, and they saw a group of people gathered together from a distance, and they could still vaguely see the policeman.

Shen Qingping didn't have time to worry about Ximen Chuuxue taking him to "fly", so she ran towards the crowd nervously, pushed aside the onlookers, and asked Huang Rong anxiously: "What happened?"

Huang Rong was standing next to a policeman | talking about something, another policeman saw that they seemed to know each other, and kindly explained: "These two are your friends, right? They just helped catch a thief."

What, what? !To catch a thief? !Shen Qingping doubted her hearing for a moment.

A well-informed crowd watching the whole process said to Shen Qingping excitedly: "Yes, there is a thief stealing things in front of me. This man found out and chased after the thief. He is very good, it looks like he must have practiced it?"

Other members of the crowd also expressed that Guo Jing was so brave in his attack that he overtook the thief in two or three steps, and knocked the thief to the ground with one palm, and he couldn't get up for a long time.

Shen Qingping: "..." One palm?The Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon!Damn, is the thief still alive?

Ximen Chuuxue came behind Shen Qingping at some point, and seemed to hear what Shen Qingping was thinking, and said softly: "Don't worry, Guo Jing's subordinates know how to measure, that person was only slightly injured, and he fell to the ground because he was overly frightened." .”

——Can you not be surprised?It took Guo Jing only one minute to catch the thief. Before the thief could react, he was already lying on the ground.

Shen Qingping looked at the thief who was paralyzed on the ground with dazed eyes, really dumbfounded: This thief is also unlucky, I am afraid that the psychological trauma is more serious than the physical injury.

Enthusiastic people have already shown Shen Qingping the short video they just shot. The video was recorded from the middle, and the thief was running furiously at the beginning—not to mention that this kid is fast enough.However, he was quickly caught up by Guo Jing. Guo Jing jumped on the ground, flew a few feet in the air, flew over the thief's head, and landed in front of the thief.

The thief had obviously practiced his kung fu a few times. When he saw Guo Jing chasing him, he immediately punched Guo Jing hard in the face, turned around and ran away regardless of whether he hit him or not.

This feint really confused Guo Jing, and gave the thief two seconds to escape. Seeing that the thief was about to escape smoothly, it only took a blink of an eye. Somehow, Guo Jing appeared in front of him again. He spat out his palm and the thief let out a scream. , fell to the ground, and somehow the phone landed firmly in Guo Jing's palm, safe and sound.

The onlookers who were lucky enough to capture the video asked Shen Qingping enviously: "Your friend's kung fu should be at the master level?"

"I've definitely practiced it!" Someone exclaimed, "This young man's qinggong is even better than the ones on TV!"

In the video just now, Guo Jing jumped and almost touched the ceiling. Those who didn’t know thought there were springs on his feet. No wonder everyone was amazed: What is this?Isn't this the lightness kung fu often seen in martial arts movies?After living for so long, I finally met him!

"Hey, where did your friend learn this skill?" Someone asked Shen Qingping enviously.

Being reminded like this, Shen Qingping suddenly realized: What are you still doing?Take advantage of this opportunity to quickly publicize Jianghu Martial Arts School!

He hurriedly opened the zipper of his backpack, pulled out a stack of leaflets and handed them out to the onlookers, saying, "The master thief catcher just now is a teacher from our martial arts school. If you are interested, please call us for consultation."

Perhaps because Guo Jing's action shocked everyone, the crowd really took the leaflet and read it carefully.

Shen Qingping: I'm such a clever little ghost!

Huang Rong and the police | After explaining what happened, they agreed to take Guo Jing to the police station to make a statement. Looking back, they found that Shen Qingping was busy with something in the crowd.

"He's promoting our school." Guo Jing and Huang Rong understood each other, and explained without waiting for her to ask.

Huang Rong sighed, "The principal is indeed the principal!"