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When Yugong received ko's call, he unconsciously looked out the window.There is no red rain in the sky, he pondered.His name was ko, but he was actually Hao Mei's radar—a man whose whole work and life revolved around Hao Mei would actually call him outside the working day, which really shocked him a little.

"Yugong, can you contact me with the driving school you applied for a while ago, I want to get a driver's license." Ko said.Yu Gong agreed without hesitation, but felt a little strange.And the next day, he got the answer.

Sure enough, "Hao Mei Radar" will always only search channels related to Hao Mei.

"Yugong, do you know that I was in a car accident yesterday!" Hao Mei said excitedly, "I actually met Pengci! It was so far away, and I just lay down. I got out of the car to see, He even twisted his body and moved over, and he had to take out the money before he could leave. I saw the strength of his two hands holding my tires, and he didn't look like an old man who was 80 or [-] years old at all. Disrespectful! It's so wicked!"

"How did you solve it later?"

"Then we're going to talk about KO." Hao Mei was triumphant, and instantly changed her paralyzed face, imitating KO vividly: "Hello, 110? Colorful Plaza, near KFC, someone touches porcelain, driving recorder The whole process has been photographed. You didn’t see it, that posture is so handsome! I was stunned when I heard it. After all, I have a guilty conscience and didn’t install a recorder at all.” He spread his hands.

"You also know that ko's iceberg face still has the effect of 'scaring' the children, so that person was frightened and ran away." Hao Mei said happily.

Yu Gong inexplicably felt that he had been shown a face of affection.

"Hey." Hao Mei suddenly sighed again.

"What's wrong?" Yu Gong asked quite concerned.

"Just because I got out of the car to check the situation, I was told by ko again. He said that he found something wrong while driving, he should lock the door and call the police, don't act casually, what should I do if I encounter bad guys..."

Yu Gong felt that he couldn't listen anymore.

"You said I'm not a child anymore, why does his tone of voice sound like a child's conversation..."

Yu Gong felt that these two people were hopeless.He took the documents, turned around slowly, and slipped away.

"Hey, don't go." Hao Mei shouted from behind.

Yugong rolled his eyes, if I don't leave, am I still waiting to hear your show of affection?Is it amazing to have a man?If you don't have a man, you deserve all kinds of stimulation, right?Ah bah, no women!Yu Gong thinks that this season, which exudes the sour smell of love, is too bad!

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small theater:

On the night after helping Xiao Hei to finish the examination and take a shower, Hao Mei couldn't help posting on Moments.

Subject: My Son.

Likes: ko, Mother Hao, Wei Wei.

Papa Hao: People who can’t even support themselves still keep dogs?This month's pocket money is halved!

Hao Mei replied to Hao’s father: The old man can only use this trick, he has long since wanted your pocket money, you can’t threaten me, o(￣ヘ￣o#)

Hao's father replied to Hao Mei: You are not a filial son!

Mother Hao: Very cute, what's your name?

Hao Mei replied to Hao's mother: Mom, it's called Xiao Hei.

Mother Hao replied to Hao Mei: It sounds good.

Brother Hao: Baozi, why are you still so stupid, you can’t even tell the species apart ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Hao Mei replied to Hao's mother: Mom, brother scolded me.

Mother Hao replied to Brother Hao: Don't always tease your brother.

Brother Hao replied to Hao Mei: Little tadpoles are looking for their mother.

Hao Mei replied to Brother Hao: ╭(╯^╰)╮

Wei Wei: So cute!

Hao Mei replied to Weiwei: (^o^)/~

Xiao Nai replies to Wei Wei: You like it, let's buy one too.

Hao Mei replied to Xiao Nai: Come show your affection again!

Yu Gong replied to Xiao Nai: Show off your affection again!

Monkey replied to Xiao Nai: Show off your affection again!

Yu Gong: Is it really your son?

Hao Mei replied to Yu Gong: Of course, ko's son is not my son.

Yu Gong replied to Hao Mei: Oh, I understand.

Monkey replied to Hao Mei: Oh, I understand.

Hao Mei replied to Monkey: ...