[Comprehensive English and American] This is not a serious day-to-day

Zephyrin Quayle, the pseudonym used by the Lord of Lust to walk around the world, is about 26 years old, but looks only half her real age on the outside, and her personality has no characteristics that can be described in positive terms - inattentive, willful, Stubborn, impatient, rebellious, sensitive, eccentric, and unparalleled sexiness that can be easily touched from a man's perspective.

She has no special hobbies, and there are basically traces of her past, and a few gaps are insignificant. There are basically no abnormalities in Zefflyn Quayle's life, and there is nothing suspicious about her except for her frequent lovers. If she didn't take the initiative to expose this time, almost no one would be able to connect such a young girl with the lord of lust.

Before leaving the coffee shop where Rania met her lustful lord, Batman had enough information and some idea of ​​how to lure her to Wayne Manor without arousing lustful suspicion.

When he walked out of the coffee shop, his watch vibrated slightly, reminding him that he had new information.

Bruce opened the car door, sat in the driver's seat, raised his hand to release the screen, and began to read the information on the screen—before he came, he asked Alfred to search for girls matching the description in New York, but unfortunately there was no result for the time being, but when the range ranged from When New York expanded to the entire United States, and was not limited to the past two decades, computer searches yielded more results.

With the popularization of cars, the hitchhiking culture has become popular in the United States since the 20s. Most people can get help from passing car owners as long as they hold a destination sign on the roadside and give their thumbs up. , start your own journey without spending a penny.In the 60s, more and more young people were hitchhiking on the road. The government’s publicity on the dangers of hitchhiking did not dampen their enthusiasm, but the potential risk factors stimulated their rebellious emotions, making them choose to use rides to prove themselves .

Among the hitchhikers, women are more likely to get a ride quickly, and are more likely to encounter danger.

From 1972 to 1973, six girls were raped and killed along the Santa Cruz Highway in the United States.

More and more crimes have opened the curtain of the end of the hitchhiking culture, and hitchhiking has become more of an element in horror movies. No one knows if they stretch out their hands and meet angels or demons. In the end, states in the United States one after another The introduction of laws prohibited hitchhiking on the road, and it also marked the end of a passionate and dreamy era.

The results of the computer search came from the 70s. Many car owners claimed to have carried a single girl with platinum-blonde hair, and a few said that they had had an affair with that girl. They were distributed all over the United States and even a few areas in Mexico and Canada. , it seems that in that era, the master of lust used to flow from car to car like many of his peers, hitchhiking around the United States.

But Bruce thinks a little more.

There is no evidence that the lord of lust has not encountered the devil on the road, but the criminals obviously did not think that the beautiful girl they pulled into the car came from the deepest hell, and the devil obviously will not show mercy to these human beings.

Presumably for the lord of lust, that era was also a carnival era in which she could indulge in hunting.

According to the owner of the store, Zefflin has been chasing stars fanatically in recent years, traveling all over the world in major ticket warehouse countries, chasing the footsteps of film festivals and film promotional activities. It was not until the end of last year that her interest in star chasing declined slightly. , and instead targeted another group.

"She said that she wanted to move to New York next year, or go to a place like Gotham Metropolitan Central City to see if she could meet some superheroes." The owner said.

For some reason, these lords dormant in the world do not seem to have active malice towards human beings.The gluttony at the beginning chose to trade with them; later, the lord who manipulated the black fire only targeted criminals, but he didn’t kill many, and instead chose to send them all to the police station; the lord who broke into the manor seemed to be an exception. But as a doctor, he couldn't find many mistakes in his job, otherwise Bruce would never have chosen him to examine Rania in the first place; as for the current lust, her interest in human beings obviously overwhelmed everything else.

So the element that can attract Zephyrin is actually very simple, Bruce thought.

A superhero love story of a handsome man, when this big meal is delivered to her door, there is a high possibility that she will not refuse, but will choose to taste it first.

...In short, he can rely on coloring.To lure lust to Wayne Manor.

Thinking of this, Bruce took a deep breath, tightened his jaw, stepped on the accelerator, and the sports car rushed towards the sun like an arrow off the string.

……

Not long after arriving in New York, Jason received a communication request from Red Robin. He stopped his motorcycle on the side of the street, straddled the vehicle, and connected to the communication. Before he could speak, he heard Tim ask: "Can you receive video now?"

Jason: "No."

Tim didn't say the next sentence: "..."

He thought about it, and felt that it might be because Jason is the only one in the family who currently doesn't have technical support, and the equipment is all made or customized by himself, and the uniform may be made by himself... So he swallowed what he just said, and asked: "Let's Nightwing sent you the new Domino mask?"

Even though he was burdened with a mission, Jason couldn't help thinking about it when he heard this sentence. Thinking about the Batmobile and the night he flew with Mist, he couldn't help but sigh with regret again.

"I have a proposal," he suggested solemnly, "I should have a bat phone. It doesn't take too much, just give me a few, let Dick give it to me, this is for the next tough battle to prepare for." He Added a sentence.

Tim: "...OK."

Jason, who had achieved his goal, curled his lips proudly.

In the Batcave, Red Robin sighed deeply: "If you can't receive the video, you can only choose to listen."

"Listen to what?"

Tim didn't answer him, just cut the channel.

Raniya's voice sounded in Jason's ears, it seemed that he had just reached the climax, and after a slight gasp, the girl began to sing affectionate lyrics.

"I want something just like this—"

Jason: "..."

Over there, Tim's voice was full of lovelessness: "... just now Rania took your hood to the Hilton Hotel to rent a suite for a month, then put the hood on the pillow, and started to treat him Sing a love song."

"..." Jason asked cautiously, "The Broadway kind?"

Tim heaves a long sigh. "I thought you heard that—the Disney kind."

——If rapping and singing are every princess' gifted skill, then Miss Lanius Wayne probably won't be far away from becoming a real princess.

Jason's hood is equipped with many functions, such as voice changing, remote control, recording and playback, and it can be used as a bomb when necessary.It only needs to be thrown out and detonated with one shot to create a small-scale explosion.

Control freaks will not be satisfied with a simple video, so although he feels that he has been greatly polluted by the spirit, Tim still stubbornly connects Jason's hood, so all the movements from Rania are transmitted to the Batcave inside.

Unfortunately, the audio equipment in the Batcave is definitely of military-grade quality, so in an instant, the all-round surround sound reverberated in the gloomy and tortuous Batcave, startling the black bat swarm, rushing towards the exit of the Batcave like a dark cloud .

Tim: "..."

... He looked at the screen numbly, and found that there was silence in the internal line that had not been closed in time, apparently because of the bombardment of Lania's love songs.

The sound of banging against the table was mixed with Raniya's humming, and Red Robin asked painfully: ""UMakeMeWanna", "CallMeMaybe", "SomethingJustLikeThis"... When do you think she will sing?"

Come on, the chance to save the world is in front of you.Jason thought deeply.

He said briefly: "I'll go talk to her."

"I'll help you connect the hood, and you persuade her not to sing." Seeing the dawn of hope, Tim immediately cheered up and quickly completed a series of operations, "Damian said that he would rather listen to her sing Go train the man-bats. It's better to have her talk to the Hood than this, it's weird that she hasn't said a word to the Hood."

Red Robin hacked into the hood, and was about to turn on the stereo when he suddenly remembered: "How are you going to explain it? She might not listen to us in this situation."

"It's a better idea to act than to explain, since she's already..." Jason paused, feeling his teeth ache just uttering the next words, "...in love with my head hood, then advice from a lover should be more trustworthy."

Tim: "... Raniya didn't become stupid, the hood shouldn't be able to talk."

"Yeah, she's not stupid." Jason started the car and found a quiet corner, "But madness is the ubiquitous gravity in this city."

Seriously, which one of them hasn't experienced auditory hallucinations, is it surprising to hear objects talk?

"... get ready to get into character." Tim pursed his lower lip.

"Playing 'Red Hood'?" Jason was noncommittal.

Life is a bad joke, and it never goes wrong in this city.

After a while, Rania finally stopped singing in the Hilton Hotel room.

Black mist filled the entire room, thick and thick mist flowed shallowly in the air, and strange, painful, crazy and erratic whispers faintly came from the depths of the mist, and the shadows of the tentacles churned in the sea of ​​mist, like a ghost lurking in the sea of ​​mist. beast.

It feels so good to be in love.The little girl couldn't help but sigh.

She is in a good mood now, who said love is worrying?It must be because they love the wrong person.Raniya doesn't think there is anything wrong with the lustful lord's flower juice at all. Doesn't it mean that the feeling of love comes from a variety of hormones secreted in the brain?The feeling these hormones give her is really great. She loves this new endocrine system to death. Why do people have to be in love to maintain this happy feeling?

Phenylethylamine, which can make people feel confused, made her fall in love with the mask at first sight. Now its effect is over. At this moment, the hormone that works in Raniya's mind is dopamine. The bottom slowly piled up, and her heart was filled with endless satisfaction - what's better than your lover never leaving you?

Before entering the marriage registration office, Rania had completely accepted the fact that she was being bewitched by flower juice, but this did not hinder her good mood at all. On the contrary, she really liked herself now, she liked This feeling of being able to give out her heart without reservation... and she doesn't want to return to normal at all.

As if sensing her own mood, the black mist in the room fluctuated softly, which made Rania's sense of happiness a little more real—she was by her side now, and after so long, she could finally release it unscrupulously again. Hei Mist, without worrying about whether her father and the others would find out.

The little girl hugged the quilt happily and rolled a few times before lying on the bed, reaching out to pat the hood, and was about to give him a full set of maintenance, when he suddenly heard a slightly deep male voice: "Rania."

Rania: "...?"

……

"Tell me you're sure enough to catch her," Tony said, "or let me take over."

The news that a devil lord was hiding in New York naturally attracted Iron Man's attention, and in this city, he could do more than Batman, so in just one afternoon, he found it out of the vast crowd. Lord of lust.

Probably because she didn't know that there would be superheroes looking for her, Zephyrin didn't even make a big disguise, she just wrapped a scarf, hid her face behind the soft fabric, and continued to walk leisurely. Hang out on the streets of New York like any New York girl.

Batman glanced at the time: "I can guarantee that she will not cause damage to New York."

Judging from her leaving in time before, this lord has extremely keen intuition and perception. If she calls the Justice League for help, she is likely to be aware of the abnormality, so Batman did not intend to ask for help, but chose to solve it by himself .

With his assurance, Iron Man simply cut off the call and handed over the night of New York to the Dark Knight.

On the map, the red dot representing the coloring master is getting closer and closer. Bruce closes his eyes, relaxes his body, and lets himself fall from the roof. His heavy body and equipment smash into the alley, setting off a dull heavy explosion in the dark night. ring.

—Since the lord of lust loves love stories, give her the beginning of a love story.

Following a few shrill meows, the frightened wild cats ran out of the alley, past the blond girl carrying a dessert paper bag, which caused her to raise her head curiously, her nose moved, and she smelled the faint scent in the air. bloody smell.

She raised her head, caught a glimpse of the shadow on the wall at the alley entrance, and couldn't help being stunned.

In the moonlight, the shadows of two pointed cat ears cast on the wall.

The girl hesitated, transferred all the paper bags to one hand, pressed the coat pocket with her free hand, walked cautiously into the alley, and saw Batman who was seriously injured and unconscious in the alley.

Since she decided to play "the badly wounded dark knight", Batman's disguise will naturally have no problems, and the fabricated illusion is also flawless, ensuring that the lord of lust can't see any mistakes, and it perfectly suits her taste.

According to Zephyrin's character design, she will probably try to pick up Batman to deal with the wound next...

Sure enough, when she saw Batman, Zevrin was stunned at first, then looked around to confirm that there was no one, and then slowly approached Batman in the corner, squatted down, and stared at him without blinking.

After a few seconds, she reached out and tried to lift Batman's arm.

Did not move.

...The lord of lust sighed regretfully, took out her mobile phone from her pocket, and made a call. A few seconds later, her sweet voice drifted away in the cold wind.

"Hello, I want to call the police. I found a comatose male in a costume on 54th Street..."

Batman: "..."

……

"...You said you were my imaginary lover." Rania said.

After Raniya finished singing the love song, Dick and Damian, who had just fled, quietly returned to the inside. The latter said arrogantly that he just wanted to grasp the status quo at the first time. The birds huddled in the inside, waiting with bated breath Jason lied.

Although it was already clear what magical words Rania might have said, hearing the little girl say "love" solemnly, her brothers and sisters all had a certain degree of stomach pain.

... Fortunately, Jason's psychological quality is not bad. After some self-hypnosis, he reluctantly accepted his character design.

Yes, I'm a hood right now, just snatched from my master by this girl, who declares she loves me, so new question, what do I think of her?Am I voluntary?I guess so.

After making enough preparations, Jason successfully entered the role and said skillfully: "Yes, I am your auditory hallucination."

He was ready to explain why she could hear auditory hallucinations, but Rania didn't ask at all, but just gave a soft "hmm", tapped the hood with her fingers, and asked, "I want to give you What do you think about taking care of yourself?"

"She wants to give you a massage." Tim translated friendly.

"..." Jason almost made a scene, but at the last moment he stabilized and replied calmly, "It's not bad, thank you."

"She picked you up, hood." Damian feared that the world would not be chaotic, and broadcast live to Jason, "Now she turned you over, and she stretched out her hand—"

"Hood" didn't want to talk to him very much, but Jason quickly thought of a new problem. Although Mister... Rania maintained his equipment in idleness and boredom before, she only cleaned the surface and kept the internal structure intact. I don't know, I don't know the circuit structure inside. If I touch any switch that shouldn't be touched, it may cause the hood to explode on the spot.

"Wait, where are you touching?" he asked.

Rania looked down at the position of her fingers: "Near the mouth, um, there is a small red light...can't you touch it here?"

...almost.Jason thought.

"Yes, you can't touch it there." He pointed.

The little girl nodded obediently, her fingers brushed across the smooth metal surface, and probed into the inside of the hood, her fingertips touched a raised point: "What about here? A little below the ears."

"That switch turns on the oxygen concentrator and provides thin oxygen," Jason said.

Raniya continued to touch curiously: "What about here?"

After listening to her description, Jason said, "There's no problem there, just touch it."

I don't know when, the inside line suddenly fell into silence.

After Jason pointed out where Rania could touch and where she couldn't, and avoided the little Shrike blasting him into a mangled corpse, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that he could retire.

He let out a breath of relief, savored their conversation just now, and suddenly his expression froze.

Coincidentally, the little birds couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

...Are they watching the on-set director of some kind of special action movie?