[Comprehensive English and American] This is not a serious day-to-day

When Batman came to the Batcave, Nightwing Red Robin and Robin were already sitting in front of the computer.

Tim sat in Bruce's seat, with a keyboard in one hand and a mouse in the other. Dick leaned on the seat with his arms on the back of the chair, and Damian occupied the armrest on the other side. The two of them clamped Tim between them. In the middle, with the same serious expression on their faces, they watched their brother flick the mouse, pull back the progress bar, hit the keyboard, and the surveillance video on the screen began to play.

Every corner of Wayne Manor is under the watchful eyes of the surveillance probes. Two control freaks the size of Batman and Red Robin monitor the entire nest through this method. Therefore, after realizing that they have lost their memories of becoming cats, , Several people immediately thought of calling the monitoring and viewing process.

...but here comes the problem.

They turned into cats because of the curse of gluttony. Under the explanation of several people related to magic, the little birds have fully understood that during the period of changing into cats, their thinking is completely like that of cats, so their behavior is completely like that of cats. ...and the cute behaviors of many cats are only unsightly when placed on humans.

No matter how you think about it, it's all black history.

Both the former Robin and the current Robin realized the seriousness of the situation, so as soon as the pleasantries were over, the three rushed to the Batcave while Bruce was talking to Constantine.

Every little bird wants to get the surveillance files before the brothers, delete their own parts, and if they can, use the rest to laugh at everyone else...

With this in mind, they met in front of the elevator leading to the Batcave.

Nightwing & Red Robin & Robin: "..."

...When they rolled all the way into the Batcave, their mentality has changed from "delete their own black history and save other people's black history" to "I can't delete the black history, and you don't even want to delete it, you will die together ", proving how dark the human heart is.

As brothers, we should share joys and sorrows together. Although we can't be sweet now, we can still suffer together...

The three of them obstructed each other vigorously, just rolled down the stairs, before everyone stood up, Dick rushed forward, hugged Damian's waist from behind and threw him to the ground, just about to get up, he was pulled up again Mu locked his throat behind his back and pressed down, and when the red Robin Shi Shiran stood up, he was about to run away when Dick was caught.A hand reached out and grabbed Tim's ankle firmly...

"Hold Tim! Don't let him touch the computer!" Dick yelled.

He got up, and ran before he could stand still. Tim stretched out his leg unwillingly to trip him, and he didn't hesitate to lose his balance and fell... It's a pity that Ye Yi was agile, and he flipped over. Two bat darts flew from behind with a rope in the middle. After hitting Dick, they quickly circled in the opposite direction and bound him firmly in an instant. on the ground.

Damian took out Tim with one shot and Dick with the other, quickly put away the hook gun, and stepped over the two former Robins: "I think this has proved that you are too powerful for fighting the enemy." old."

He straddles Dick, noticing that Dick pulls out an arm, grabs Damian's trousers and yanks—

Because it was the weekend, before turning into a cat, Damian was wearing casual clothes, ordinary sweater, ordinary jeans and ordinary sneakers, keeping a high degree of consistency with his friend Joe, and casual clothes meant that they were not as close-fitting as uniforms, With Dick's tug, he pulled Damian's pants down...

Damian: "..."

Dick & Tim: "...poof."

The two shut their mouths, got up and sprinted towards the bat computer, leaving Damian lying on the spot with his bare legs.

The kid calmly lifted his pants, looked at the backs of the two brothers in front, and chased after him.

You're done, Grayson.The Devil's Son thought grimly.

After taking turns dragging their legs and fighting among the three parties, the three finally reached a temporary peace agreement, sat down in front of the computer with a bruised nose, and Tim called up the monitor and started playing.

The monitoring started in the restaurant in the early morning. They sat at the dining table and ate normally, but gradually, the birds found that their behavior began to become vulgar, and quickly abandoned the etiquette, and began to lick the plate with their heads "snoring and snoring". Even Bruce He also lost his manners and licked the plate vigorously.

Not long after, Rania walked in rubbing her eyes, and then stayed on the seat, watching her family members turn into orange cats one by one, walked up to her and squatted down, sitting in a row: "Meow."

... Rania looked stunned.

... The three little birds were also stunned.

"You rolled on her," Damian accused. "Not only did you let her hug you, but you also showed her nakedness. Grayson, your head is indeed filled with shameless flattery and flattery. "

Dick: "...can you change the word?"

Damian raised his eyebrows: "You showed your—"

Dick quickly covered his mouth: "Okay, I know you can get several doctorates, don't need to show off your vocabulary."

They watched as the little girl tried hard to carry a bunch of orange cats into a duffel bag, gasped for breath and failed after a few seconds, then chased Tim all over the kitchen, and finally succeeded in bagging the orange cats out of the kitchen, Tim Mouse With a single movement, the surveillance camera in the next living room was connected, recording that Lania was changing clothes against Damian, and then the kitten on top of her head jumped into her hat. She didn't care, and dragged a family of cats to rush out the door.

Relying on splicing monitoring, they quickly understood what happened on the day they turned into cats, and also saw Rania's emotional breakdowns several times, and her efforts to take care of them.

Except for the occasional mood swings, she did not show any panic. According to the follow-up monitoring, she probably contacted Mister through some means, and then brought in Jason to help. The three people had a clear division of labor. Those who are outside are responsible for finding cats, and Rania, who is not suitable for strenuous exercise, stays at home to cook.

She can only do this, so she tries her best to do the best she can, without hesitation or confusion.

In the following paragraph, Tim speeded up the monitoring playback speed, and the number of orange cats in the house quickly increased. Soon Rania’s friends came and turned into cats; Iron Man came and turned into cats; Superman came holding them... Become a cat.

Birds: "Wow..."

Superman's magic resistance is still so low.Three people sighed.

...Then they watched the whole process of the Justice League's daily annihilation, and finally knew why there were so many people in the house when they woke up.

After a group of cats were put back into the kitchen by Rania, Tim cut the picture back to the kitchen, and suddenly saw a dark figure standing behind them from the reflection of the screen: "Bruce?!"

——At some point, Batman stood behind them, watching the surveillance silently. If they weren't too focused on the surveillance, they should have discovered it long ago.

...should have destroyed the surveillance ones before.thought Tim.

However, before he quietly deleted the video, the surveillance on the screen had already started to play, but right now, Rania was sitting on the floor, hugging her knees, staring blankly at a room full of cats.

Bruce glanced at the little girl on the monitor, paused, and moved his gaze to the window sill.

Through watching just now, he can now identify who the cats here are. Now it is Damian and Rania's friends who are fighting on the ground, and Damian makes a disdainful "tch" sound when he sees it.

Robin was impatient to see the kittens tearing each other up, and turned his gaze to see what his father had done.

...then he saw Superman nuzzle his father's head with his chin, and stick out his tongue to lick his ear, getting his fur wet.

Damian: "..."

Wonder Woman then pounced and happily pinned her two friends to the ground, the three cats rolled into a ball and his dad was on the bottom looking very unhappy as the two big cats licked each other affectionately ...But he didn't break away from them, get up and shake their fur and walk away-Damian has cats, and he knows how cats express intimacy, and he also knows how cats will behave if they don't want to.

...if the father licks back, he immediately steps aside to vomit.Damian thought calmly.

The air in the bat cave seemed to be stagnant, everyone frowned, their faces were solemn, the atmosphere was as heavy as a funeral, and the corners of Bruce's mouth were about to fall to the ground.

After the triumvirate of the Justice League exchanged friendships, Bruce got up from the ground and walked to his sons, so his sons turned their eyes to his target-Dick was stretching in the sun.

However, before everyone was ready to accept it, after stretching, Dick squatted in the sun in a daze for a while, then suddenly raised one leg, and poked his head between his hind legs——

Dick, who was caught off guard by this scene: "..."

He suddenly had the urge to jump up and block the screen.

...Tim is very glad that he has been lying in the sun to catch up on sleep. When everyone is not so innocent, he is still just an innocent kitten.

Damian seemed to want to say something, but under Bruce's gaze, he still chose to shut up, and under Dick's dangerous gaze, Tim thought for a second, reluctantly tapped the keyboard, and skipped this paragraph.

——So the next more impactful picture appeared in front of their eyes.

Damian felt his eyes were polluted.

Tim was horrified to see Bruce and Dick licking lovingly between him, Bruce was big and had a bigger tongue, and he was slobbering, Dick, Dick—

He was almost moaning.Yin: "You just licked—"

Dick begged painfully: "I know, I know, don't say it."

Tim: "But you—"

Tim is devastated.Tim doesn't want to talk.Tim wants to go to the shower now.

… Tim saw himself licking it back.

The surveillance probes installed in Wayne Manor not only record high-definition images, but also record sounds, and the sound quality is comparable to professional radio equipment.

So in the next second, every corner of the Batcave echoed with Tim's sweet "meow".

A group of muscular men: "..."

... In the dead silence, Damian ran out and vomited.

After Damian came back, the video on the screen had disappeared, and everyone continued to work as if nothing had happened, as if they hadn't watched a dark history together just now.

This piece of monitoring has now become unrecoverable data fragments, lying quietly in the garbage data layer, locked with countless locks.

Everyone knew that this would become an unspoken taboo in the family.

However, the matter is not over.

That night, Dick, Tim, and Damian all received an email from an anonymous person—well, stop pretending, Red Robin quickly deciphered that the sender was Jason.

The content of the email is an emoticon package.

Birds: "..."

——They didn't regain consciousness immediately after they changed from cats back to humans, and the Red Hood obviously entered the Batcave when the curse was lifted and no one was awake, and copied the surveillance video.

I don't know how long he laughed wildly at the video, but he actually made the video into an emoticon package and sent it to them.

Looking at the cats in the mail, Dick crossed off the schedule of having lunch with Jason on the schedule with a blank face. Tim decided to go to Jason's base system to kill three in and three out, while Damian He picked up the crowbar and went out the door.

On the other side, Jason, who had been laughing at the video all night, couldn't get enough of it. After sending the email, he began to edit the phone's address book with great interest.

Hei Wu poked his head out from behind him, looked at it for a while, and suddenly asked, "Can I take a look?"

"Please." Jason said casually.

Raniya listened to the red hood laughing wildly at the computer all night, and was really curious about what he was laughing at. After getting permission, she stretched out her hand and touched the phone screen.

Following the touch, Red Hood's mobile phone appeared in her field of vision. She took a closer look and found that he was modifying the avatars in the address book, and everyone's avatars were changed into orange cats by him.

Rania saw too many orange cats today, and couldn't tell which ones they were: "?"

"Do you know the true meaning of life?" Jason said triumphantly after modifying the last avatar, "——you are laughing and watching everyone cry."