Biography of the Second Master

Zhang Yunlei sometimes felt that his dating was like raising a daughter. Apart from helping her with ideas and what to say like today, he also had to watch her not be polluted by those messy things in society!

In addition to Zhang Yunlei's decision to participate in the Steel Wire Festival in September, there is another big event for this young couple, that is, Yu Muding's first real job at work!

There is never a shortage of job opportunities in big cities, and good-looking girls have an absolute advantage.From the day Yu Muding posted his resume online, the phone calls have not been interrupted.Zhang Yunlei carefully studied the employer information compiled by the girl, and chose a suitable job for her.

The work content is similar to that of the girl in her hometown. The key is that it is close to home. It takes only half an hour to walk there, so I don’t need to appreciate the morning and evening peaks in Beijing.The salary is not high, which proves that the work is not that tiring. Anyway, she doesn't need to earn money to support the family, just have something to do.

The girl went to work happily, and this job was exactly as Zhang Yunlei had imagined. There were not so many intrigues in a small company, and everyone had their own division of labor, so there was no competition. In the manager's office, the girl is very handy when people come to serve tea and pour water, organize time sheets and other tasks.

Zhang Yunlei asked her about her work every day, especially like a parent who just sent her child to kindergarten, who secretly disliked her mother-in-law, but still couldn't help caring about her.

Every day after get off work, Yu Muding is like a little butterfly, telling him what happened in the unit today. Although they are all the same, Zhang Yunlei listens carefully...Suddenly one day, she stopped talking.

Zhang Yunlei was performing in other places, and the girl drooped her head in the video with a sad face.

"What's the matter?" Zhang Yunlei was waiting, thinking it was too late after the performance, so he took the opportunity to video with her before the performance so that she could go to bed early, but he didn't expect to see such a girl.

"The manager asked me to...give gifts." The girl looked at him pitifully, "I don't know how to give it."

gift?Zhang Yunlei's eyebrows twitched, and he knocked out a cigarette from the cigarette case and lit it, "What for?"

"Money..." the girl whispered.

Sure enough... Zhang Yunlei sighed, "I will resign tomorrow."

So the girl reported her enthusiastic career, and was killed within a month after she had done it. She pretended to lament that the world was difficult, and went to the Internet to post her resume again.

The girl's enthusiasm for work has not diminished, but Zhang Yunlei dare not let her go to work. The last job was selected by him after careful consideration, and there was also such a thing as bribery. How dare he let her out? Hey, the girl has a saying You're right, the world is tough.

The story of the girl's "career setback" quickly spread to Muyu. Muyu thought it was Zhang Yunlei's chauvinism again, so she sent a WeChat directly.

Monk, "Let her go to work."

Zhang Yunlei, "If you want her to be philistine, filthy, and indifferent."

Ding Muyu didn't reply to the message immediately. He leaned in the large chair and saw the busy female assistant outside the office through the blinds. It looks so good.However, behind the excellence, what cannot be concealed is the sadness of drifting with the crowd and the helplessness of compromising with reality. Her eyes are no longer as clean and clear as when she first graduated...

Monk, "Understood."

Mr. Muyu compromised again, he protected his woman very well, why did he ask Zhang Yunlei to push his woman out.

Ding Muyu compromised, and Yu Muding's enthusiasm was still burning. She was like a chick eager to fly to the sky, trying to escape from the nest again and again, but was held down by the eagle Zhang Yunlei again and again. .

"Why?" The girl rode on Zhang Yunlei, looking down at him like a queen, "I want to lay down a piece of land to send you off, but you just keep holding me back!"

Zhang Yunlei supported her waist, fearing that the "Queen" would fall off the sofa, "Your concubine is wronged!" imitating a woman's voice, he teased her, and his complexion changed again, "My concubine doesn't want your country, I only want you. "

Yu Muding pouted, "The person who works is also yours."

Zhang Yunlei tapped her small mouth that was pouted into a teapot, "What I want is the 'complete' you."

Although Yu Muding is innocent, she is by no means stupid. She understands what Zhang Yunlei said, and the last attempted bribery incident also hit her hard. The society is far more complicated than she thought.

"Then if I can turn my hobby into a job, I don't have to worry about something like last time?" Yu Muding raised his hand like a student.

Zhang Yunlei was puzzled, "Tell me."

Yu Muding climbed off Zhang Yunlei, ran into the bedroom and took out the tablet, "Look, I registered as a member on a barrage website before, took some cooking videos and posted them, but then I forgot and didn't go." Whatever it is, today I am bored and went to watch it, there are actually a lot of people who follow me, and even leave me a message to remind me to update."

Zhang Yunlei clicked on a video casually. The girl made baked cookies. Her pretty fingers were dancing on the utensils and ingredients. Editing, special effects, the whole video feels heartfelt and simple. Among the various small videos that are trying to grab attention, it looks very fresh. No wonder it has gained some attention.

Zhang Yunlei nodded, the girl likes to cook, and it would be appropriate to make some videos like this when she is bored, "Approved." He said and clicked on another video.

After a few videos were clicked, Zhang Yunlei was slightly dissatisfied, "Why are they all English songs and Korean songs? Are you not my fan? You should match my songs."

Well, it’s not too abrupt to pair with Chinese food. If you pair dessert with Western food... the girl scratched her head, "Next time, next time I will make Tianjin steamed stuffed buns, old Beijing fried noodles, etc., it will definitely go with your song." Hey, my own Let the man coax.

In this way, the girl's "job" is finally settled, the working hours are free, and it is related to her interests. The place of work is close to home (it's easy to cut at home), and she is not afraid of being polluted by "dirty things". Everything is so perfect.

The perfection is not limited to Mudin's "career", but also her great career of chasing stars!When the steel wire festival was approaching, Zhang Yunlei stuffed a ticket to the steel wire festival into the neckline of her pajamas, "I'll reward you!" He rubbed the little rabbit as he spoke, acting like a ruffian.

The girl who was stunned by the ticket ignored his hand, pulled the ticket out of the collar, and carefully confirmed the seat, "Oh, my God." Seeing the seat, the girl was overjoyed, hugged him and kissed him vigorously, " Thank you, sir!"

Zhang Yunlei shook his head, yes, he changed from "Second Master" to "Master", and everyone belongs to her. How can the girl's fan status continue to increase?

In fact, it is no wonder that Yu Muding is so excited. This year's Steel Wire Festival is known as the fairy lineup. How difficult it is to get tickets, you can see it from the sisters in the group crying and begging for tickets.On the day of ticket grabbing, the girl looked at the familiar "Yunlei Hui" and sighed. She saw "Fairy" often, but she hadn't heard the cross talk of "Fairy" for a long time!She hung her finger on the scalper's profile picture in WeChat for a long time, but she still didn't click it. If he knew that she bought scalper tickets to see him... I think her little ass would suffer!

Now, the ticket that made her scratch her head for so many days was so easily obtained, how could she not be excited!The girl with a ticket in hand went to the group to search first, and after accepting the worship of the sisters in the group, she happily made a mask.

Zhang Yunlei was shaken countless times by the phone she left on the bed, and couldn't help reminding, "Girl, your phone information is about to explode."

"Take a look for me, what are they talking about?" What the girl did today was to apply a mask, and the white wool cream was all over her hands and face.

Zhang Yunlei sighed and clicked on the girl's mobile phone, entered the password skillfully, clicked on the message reminder, and a fan group of his Weibo came into view, and the chat inside was full of enthusiasm!

"The longer the fingers, the longer the nose, the bigger the nose, the heavier the hair and the stronger the desire. To sum up, the second master is the best!"

Zhang Yunlei was dumbfounded, what kind of topic is this?Frowning and turning up, he wants to see what this group usually talks about!

Erye’s steel nail: "I got my ticket! Keep working hard." Below is a photo of the girl’s steel wire festival ticket.

Mere sadness: "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Lucky is a fan of leg hair: "Sister Steel Nail, Fengfeng is envious, please guide me!"

Nuannuan: "Steel nails have her way, don't ask, you want a ticket and find a way for yourself."

Zhang Yunlei narrowed his eyes, this sentence is a bit interesting!He had an impression of this "nuannuan". The last time the girl disappeared in front of her for so long, it seemed that she had noticed something.

After that, the topics of the women ranged from the difficulty of getting a ticket from Deyun Club, to the "Yunlei Ash" on the ticketing website, and finally to the positive advocate Yunlei!

After "Single Sorrow" made the remarks of "grow up and be strong", a series of his connotation pictures were sent out by them, fully proving how long his fingers are, how big his nose is, and how thick his leg hair is... Finally, Shan Shan Sorrow posted an ultimate picture.

The prominent part of him wearing a coat!

"Look, even the gown can't cover it up!" Shan Shan said in a sad summary.

Zhang Yunlei took a deep breath, and then gorgeously choked on his saliva, he meow, the prominent part in this picture is obviously his waistband!How could he have the physiological reaction of pushing his coat up on stage!Can their brains be bigger? !

Lucky is a fan of leg hair: "Ang, our second master is outstanding everywhere, he is really excellent!"

Still high!Zhang Yunlei felt his face was hot!

I'm Sister Braid: "So, the unmarried girls in the group have to work hard, those of us who have families and mouths can only lick pictures to quench our thirst (color)"

Lucky is a fan of leg hair: "Sister licks lightly, don't lick the corners of the pussy (sneaking)"

Lick it bad? !What's wrong?Zhang Yunlei has black lines all over his head.

Nuan Nuan: "You guys, you are always obsessing with my son every day."

There was a mushroom girl: "Nuannuan mother-in-law, I will be your daughter-in-law, okay?"

Lucky is a fan of leg hair: "Me, and me."

Nuan Nuan: "Two, my son is so tired."

There was a mushroom lady: "It's okay, I'm one three five, she two four six, let the second master fallow on Sunday!"

Shan Shan's sadness: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Lucky is a fan of leg hair: "Sister Guniang is on, ah hahahaha I laughed so hard, the second master belongs to you today."

Zhang Yunlei was completely speechless... Does his girl hang out with these people every day? !Gritting his teeth, Zhang Yunlei fiercely typed a line in the dialog box.

Erye's steel nail: "Female hooligans, I don't want any of them."

Nuan Nuan: "You guys... I still think my son likes steel nails."

Two messages appeared at the same time, and the group fell silent...

Nuan Nuan: "Uh...Steel Nail, Erye's soul pierced you? Please Erye's soul piercing, please return the phone to Steel Nail himself."

Zhang Yunlei raised his eyebrows, this guy really has a sharp eye, and it's obvious what's going on inside and outside of what he said.

Erye's steel nail: "Hehe, Sister Nuannuan is really amazing."

Nuan Nuan: "Where there is, as long as the brain is big enough (smile)"

There was a Gu Niang: "Please come to a translator, they are all Chinese characters, I can't read them together."

Erye's steel nail: "Back off, you little brat!"

There was a mushroom girl: "(Stay) Are you a little Dingding?"

Zhang Yunlei still remembered what this "mushroom girl" said just now, "Fallow"... thanks to her thinking of it.His own "fertile fields and fertile soil" have not been plowed, so why not!

The girl finally washed off the mask on her face, patted her face and knelt next to Zhang Yunlei, "What did you say in the group, you are so happy!"

Which of her eyes was happy to see him!Zhang Yunlei dug out the chat records of "Superluminal Speed", held it up to the girl, gritted his teeth and said, "It's really a good car to drive!"

"Ah!" When she saw the "grow up and be strong", the girl screamed and snatched the phone, and quickly flipped through it.I saw my face turn from white to pink in the end, and finally red to the point of bleeding.

"They... oops." The girl threw the phone on the bed and buried herself in the quilt, "It's so embarrassing!"

Driving live in front of the Lord, the group of them can commit suicide collectively!

~~~~~~ A wave in a wave~~~~~~

Xiong Jiang: A joke on Weibo for girls - "There is a girl born in 89. When I met her, she hadn't graduated from college. I haven't seen her for eight years. Today I saw her and I was shocked. She is still a girl. Clear, full, innocent, curious, enthusiastic, kind, nothing is lost. I am also a person in my thirties, and I have already grown into an old woman. After listening to her experiences over the years, I suddenly realized, because she has been working every day since she graduated I’ve never been on it before.” FROM: Kid with pig’s trotters (invaded and deleted).

May the girls live like girls forever.