Biography of the Second Master
Chapter 18 Stupid
Zhang Yunlei is very grateful to Ma Huateng, allowing him and the girl to use video to relieve their miss during the days when they can't meet each other.
Mr. Muyu's company is built by the sea, and the house prepared for the girl is a sea view room where you can watch the sunrise and sunset.
When the girl gets up early, she will send him photos of the sunrise. The red sun is hanging on the horizon, and a few clouds reflect the red light.
"The red sun looks like an egg." The girl explained to him.Zhang Yunlei was speechless, the girl's eggs were still local eggs, red hearts.
The girl is quite different. Although she is sensitive, she is not sentimental. She will not sigh for the sunrise, sunset, cloudy and rainy day, but she will cry for a photo of a veteran and a video of a newborn.I don't like to raise kittens and puppies, but I have worked hard on how to raise garlic sprouts in my own home.
"Why do you want to grow garlic?" Zhang Yunlei imitated the girl's words, although he felt that "plant" was more appropriate for garlic.
"Raise it to eat." The girl put the phone on the stand, chatting with him while stringing garlic.
"... Does Suan Miao know?" Zhang Yunlei didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
The girl threaded the garlic with a wire, put the tip up on a big plate, put some water in the plate, and climbed up to the second floor, "I want to keep them in the attic, or I will be covered in garlic before the garlic sprouts come out." It smells of garlic."
"Girl, actually, I think garlic sprouts can be bought and eaten." Zhang Yunlei frowned as he watched the girl climb up and down with the plate.
"You don't understand this, it's called the fun of life. Let me show you my attic..." The girl said while turning her mobile phone, "Chives, lettuce, hot pepper, mint...all self-sufficient."
Zhang Yunlei was dumbfounded looking at the colorful attic. What kind of treasure did he find, did he regard growing vegetables as a hobby of life? !
Of course, in addition to growing vegetables, girls also have a hobby that most girls have-dressing themselves!There is a refrigerator dedicated to storing all kinds of skin care products, and it is normal to smear and smear while videoing with him. He casually asked her the price of a bottle of skin care products. Otherwise, I might not be able to support this girl.
After performing outside for more than ten days, Zhang Yunlei finally returned to Beijing. The family made a big meal to welcome him. Several brothers in Beijing were invited to accompany him to eat with his blessing. After the meal, the brothers chatted in the small living room. Zhang Yunlei Hide back to the room and chat with the girl for digestion.
The video was connected, but the girl was not in front of the camera. "Niuer." Zhang Yunlei called out.
"Wait a minute, I'm putting on a mask, and I can't hold my phone with my hands." The girl's voice came from a distance away.
Zhang Yunlei shook his head, smoking while waiting for the girl.
"Okay." The girl's voice came first, the camera flickered, and a face covered with brown particles appeared in front of the camera, Zhang Yunleiyan almost fell out of fright.
"I. Fuck!" A dirty word blurted out.
Seeing that he was frightened by herself, the girl was overjoyed, and said casually, "Who are you?"
... The air froze for three seconds.Zhang Yunlei burst into laughter, and the girl hung up the call in shame.
Zhang Yunlei called again, but it took the girl a long time to pick it up, but the thing on her face was gone, and the girl sat on the bed a little depressed.
"What's wrong?" Zhang Yunlei wondered why he had this expression after a while.
"The mask fell off!" The girl pouted, "I just jumped twice and it fell off!"
Zhang Yunlei smiled, he could imagine the girl going crazy after hanging up the phone, it's not uncommon for the mask to come off.
"Just paste another one." Zhang Yunlei comforted the girl.
The girl explained to him that it was not a mask made of Zhang Suan, it was made of seaweed grains, and the whitening effect was very good.
"You are already white enough, and if you are whiter, you will be ugly." Zhang Yunlei recalled an image in a movie.
The girl who was praised by the idol was happy, and raised her head proudly, "Let's be white, my body is as white as my face!"
... The air stagnates again.
"Ah, I don't listen to cross talk anymore, what's wrong with me." The girl buried her head in the pillow, and her exposed ears turned red at a visible speed.
Zhang Yunlei couldn't hold back his smile. He was afraid that the girl would turn off the video again. He didn't want to spend time switching on the video back and forth, but his teasing heart was ready to move, "Honey, raise your head up, it's time for hypoxia .”
The girl chattered for a while, then revealed a pair of shy and timid eyes, looking at Zhang Yunlei with watery eyes.
"I haven't answered the question just now." Zhang Yunlei hoarse, eager to be seduced by the girl's small appearance.
"What's the question?" The girl didn't remember what the two had directly asked.
"It's the sentence you asked me before..." Zhang Yunlei blinked, "I want... you!" The answer of the four words, the third word starting with C, he said angrily with a smile.
The girl watched his mouth carefully, and after he finished speaking, he reacted for a while to understand, and screamed, "I hate you so much, I don't care about you!" She was about to hang up the phone.
Zhang Yunlei stopped with a smile, "Don't hang up, baby."
The girl babbled twice, and looked at him with a puffy face.
"Come here this week, I'll let you see how white you are." He joked with a smirk.
"Pervert!" The girl screamed and couldn't hold on any longer, and quickly hung up the phone.
Zhang Yunlei laughed out loud, in front of the girl, he was pretty.
Shaobing heard Zhang Yunlei's laughter outside the door, and patted Yang Jiulang, "Is he always like this recently?"
After eating, Zhang Yunlei hid in his room and made a phone call. They were chatting in the small living room, and they had heard laughter several times.
Yang Jiulang smiled, "It's like this every time I call that girl, I'm used to it."
"How is that girl, tell me." Shaobing couldn't help being curious, "I heard she looks pretty?"
The last time Sanbao met the girl, he mentioned it twice when he came back, and now Deyun Club knows that Zhang Yunlei's girlfriend is good-looking.
Yang Jiulang thought about it, "Looking is the second best thing. The key is that she has a pretty good personality, and she is very stable, and she doesn't act. You know Zhui'er's character, and you like girls who are more stable." Thinking of the last three treasures, Yang Jiulang added with a smile , "It's just that the fan attribute is too strong, and I always want to chase him, which is quite a headache."
Shaobing rubbed his chin and smiled badly.
"What's wrong with you?" Cao Heyang asked him, he knew too much about biscuits, and the boy's expression showed that he was thinking of something.
Shaobing smiled, "The braided girl is too strict, and I won't let my brothers see it, why don't we think of a way to give braids a check?"
"Don't, don't." Yang Jiulang objected first, "Zi'er cares about that girl, don't make trouble, be careful, he's in a hurry."
Shaobing made a "tsk" and said, "Who made trouble, am I afraid that my brother will fall into trouble? The teacher doesn't want to take care of it, so we can't check it?"
"How do you want to check?" Cao Heyang asked him.
Shaobing waved to a few people, beckoning them to approach, and whispered a plan.
After Zhang Yunlei made the phone call, several people gathered around the coffee table, watching Shaobing. There was an empty beer bottle spinning on the coffee table.
"Hey." Zhang Yunlei frowned and walked over, "Put away the beer bottles, there's beer everywhere!"
Zhang Yunlei walked to the coffee table, just as he was about to pick up the wine bottle, the bottle stopped, and the mouth of the bottle happened to be facing him.
"Hey, don't move." Shaobing yelled in a loud voice, and the other senior brothers clapped their hands and shouted "Brother Braid, it's you."
"What?" Zhang Yun Lei Meng asked. "It's me, what are you guys playing with?"
Cao Heyang stood up and patted him on the shoulder, "Zi'er, congratulations, you've won the lottery!"
"...What?" Zhang Yunlei looked at him, "Explain clearly."
Cao Heyang explained to him, "Isn't it April Fool's Day? We use wine bottles to draw a lottery, and the person with the mouth of the bottle facing the festival will celebrate."
Zhang Yunlei was speechless, everyone was running around, and it was too childish to celebrate April Fool's Day.
"How are you doing?" Zhang Yunlei had just finished chatting with the girl, and he was in a good mood, so let's play with these naive men.
"Big adventure!" Said the biscuits.
"Damn, it really is a group of people who grew up watching "Meteor Garden"." Zhang Yunlei couldn't help complaining, there are still people playing such an old game!
"Get out." Shaobing scolded him with a smile, "I'm keeping up with the pace of the times, and I don't miss anything that is popular or popular."
"Talk about business." Cao Heyang winked at him.
"Ah." Shaobing coughed, "Just say whether you want to play or not."
Zhang Yunlei grew up with Shaobing, and he knows that this kid has a lot of tricks, so he smiled, "Let's talk about how to play first."
"Your girl..."
"Don't talk about it!" Zhang Yunlei was interrupted by Zhang Yunlei who had just started, his girl is not for the fun of men!
"You didn't even hear me!" Shaobing shouted.
"Don't talk about anything." Zhang Yunlei put the wine bottle on the coffee table, "My girl doesn't get involved in our affairs." After saying that, he was about to leave.
"Zhang Xiaozhui!" Shaobing stopped him, "Listen first, maybe you will change your mind after listening."
Zhang Yunlei looked up at him. Although Shaobing likes to play, he doesn't play around. He suddenly mentioned his girl, which was beyond his expectation. Thinking about what happened since he went out, he smelled a bit of a trap. What are these guys going to do? What are you doing, Zhang Yunlei is a little curious.
"Say!" Zhang Yunlei sat on the sofa.
Shaobing scratched his head, thinking that this kid is getting better and better after falling off the bridge, "Then what." He collected his thoughts, "I think so, isn't your wife a fan of yours, she must be very obsessed with you That's it, if... I mean, if your legs can't get better anymore, and you will be disabled in the future, will she still like you as much as she does now. "
"You..." Zhang Yunlei almost couldn't help swearing, swallowed a few words and stood up abruptly, staggered and almost stopped, so frightened that Yang Jiulang rushed over to help him.
"It's okay." Yang Jiulang was glad that he moved fast enough.
"Help me back to my room." Zhang Yunlei said with a cold face.
Yang Jiulang responded carefully and helped him to leave slowly.
"Aren't you afraid to try it?" Shaobing said in the air, Cao Heyang was so frightened that he pulled him, and motioned him to stop talking, didn't you see that Zhuang'er's face changed!
Zhang Yunlei didn't stop, and continued to walk into the room.
"It seems that I really have no idea." Shaobing continued to provoke him.
Zhang Yunlei stopped, bowed his head and smiled, "The aggressive method is right, try it if you want, anyway, I have confidence in my girl." Then he turned to look at the biscuits, "If you want to check for me, just say it, it's useless to play! Speaking of which, if you can't coax you well after the trial, you don't want to live a good life!"
Chai Chai sauce: leave tomorrow! ←_←
Mr. Muyu's company is built by the sea, and the house prepared for the girl is a sea view room where you can watch the sunrise and sunset.
When the girl gets up early, she will send him photos of the sunrise. The red sun is hanging on the horizon, and a few clouds reflect the red light.
"The red sun looks like an egg." The girl explained to him.Zhang Yunlei was speechless, the girl's eggs were still local eggs, red hearts.
The girl is quite different. Although she is sensitive, she is not sentimental. She will not sigh for the sunrise, sunset, cloudy and rainy day, but she will cry for a photo of a veteran and a video of a newborn.I don't like to raise kittens and puppies, but I have worked hard on how to raise garlic sprouts in my own home.
"Why do you want to grow garlic?" Zhang Yunlei imitated the girl's words, although he felt that "plant" was more appropriate for garlic.
"Raise it to eat." The girl put the phone on the stand, chatting with him while stringing garlic.
"... Does Suan Miao know?" Zhang Yunlei didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
The girl threaded the garlic with a wire, put the tip up on a big plate, put some water in the plate, and climbed up to the second floor, "I want to keep them in the attic, or I will be covered in garlic before the garlic sprouts come out." It smells of garlic."
"Girl, actually, I think garlic sprouts can be bought and eaten." Zhang Yunlei frowned as he watched the girl climb up and down with the plate.
"You don't understand this, it's called the fun of life. Let me show you my attic..." The girl said while turning her mobile phone, "Chives, lettuce, hot pepper, mint...all self-sufficient."
Zhang Yunlei was dumbfounded looking at the colorful attic. What kind of treasure did he find, did he regard growing vegetables as a hobby of life? !
Of course, in addition to growing vegetables, girls also have a hobby that most girls have-dressing themselves!There is a refrigerator dedicated to storing all kinds of skin care products, and it is normal to smear and smear while videoing with him. He casually asked her the price of a bottle of skin care products. Otherwise, I might not be able to support this girl.
After performing outside for more than ten days, Zhang Yunlei finally returned to Beijing. The family made a big meal to welcome him. Several brothers in Beijing were invited to accompany him to eat with his blessing. After the meal, the brothers chatted in the small living room. Zhang Yunlei Hide back to the room and chat with the girl for digestion.
The video was connected, but the girl was not in front of the camera. "Niuer." Zhang Yunlei called out.
"Wait a minute, I'm putting on a mask, and I can't hold my phone with my hands." The girl's voice came from a distance away.
Zhang Yunlei shook his head, smoking while waiting for the girl.
"Okay." The girl's voice came first, the camera flickered, and a face covered with brown particles appeared in front of the camera, Zhang Yunleiyan almost fell out of fright.
"I. Fuck!" A dirty word blurted out.
Seeing that he was frightened by herself, the girl was overjoyed, and said casually, "Who are you?"
... The air froze for three seconds.Zhang Yunlei burst into laughter, and the girl hung up the call in shame.
Zhang Yunlei called again, but it took the girl a long time to pick it up, but the thing on her face was gone, and the girl sat on the bed a little depressed.
"What's wrong?" Zhang Yunlei wondered why he had this expression after a while.
"The mask fell off!" The girl pouted, "I just jumped twice and it fell off!"
Zhang Yunlei smiled, he could imagine the girl going crazy after hanging up the phone, it's not uncommon for the mask to come off.
"Just paste another one." Zhang Yunlei comforted the girl.
The girl explained to him that it was not a mask made of Zhang Suan, it was made of seaweed grains, and the whitening effect was very good.
"You are already white enough, and if you are whiter, you will be ugly." Zhang Yunlei recalled an image in a movie.
The girl who was praised by the idol was happy, and raised her head proudly, "Let's be white, my body is as white as my face!"
... The air stagnates again.
"Ah, I don't listen to cross talk anymore, what's wrong with me." The girl buried her head in the pillow, and her exposed ears turned red at a visible speed.
Zhang Yunlei couldn't hold back his smile. He was afraid that the girl would turn off the video again. He didn't want to spend time switching on the video back and forth, but his teasing heart was ready to move, "Honey, raise your head up, it's time for hypoxia .”
The girl chattered for a while, then revealed a pair of shy and timid eyes, looking at Zhang Yunlei with watery eyes.
"I haven't answered the question just now." Zhang Yunlei hoarse, eager to be seduced by the girl's small appearance.
"What's the question?" The girl didn't remember what the two had directly asked.
"It's the sentence you asked me before..." Zhang Yunlei blinked, "I want... you!" The answer of the four words, the third word starting with C, he said angrily with a smile.
The girl watched his mouth carefully, and after he finished speaking, he reacted for a while to understand, and screamed, "I hate you so much, I don't care about you!" She was about to hang up the phone.
Zhang Yunlei stopped with a smile, "Don't hang up, baby."
The girl babbled twice, and looked at him with a puffy face.
"Come here this week, I'll let you see how white you are." He joked with a smirk.
"Pervert!" The girl screamed and couldn't hold on any longer, and quickly hung up the phone.
Zhang Yunlei laughed out loud, in front of the girl, he was pretty.
Shaobing heard Zhang Yunlei's laughter outside the door, and patted Yang Jiulang, "Is he always like this recently?"
After eating, Zhang Yunlei hid in his room and made a phone call. They were chatting in the small living room, and they had heard laughter several times.
Yang Jiulang smiled, "It's like this every time I call that girl, I'm used to it."
"How is that girl, tell me." Shaobing couldn't help being curious, "I heard she looks pretty?"
The last time Sanbao met the girl, he mentioned it twice when he came back, and now Deyun Club knows that Zhang Yunlei's girlfriend is good-looking.
Yang Jiulang thought about it, "Looking is the second best thing. The key is that she has a pretty good personality, and she is very stable, and she doesn't act. You know Zhui'er's character, and you like girls who are more stable." Thinking of the last three treasures, Yang Jiulang added with a smile , "It's just that the fan attribute is too strong, and I always want to chase him, which is quite a headache."
Shaobing rubbed his chin and smiled badly.
"What's wrong with you?" Cao Heyang asked him, he knew too much about biscuits, and the boy's expression showed that he was thinking of something.
Shaobing smiled, "The braided girl is too strict, and I won't let my brothers see it, why don't we think of a way to give braids a check?"
"Don't, don't." Yang Jiulang objected first, "Zi'er cares about that girl, don't make trouble, be careful, he's in a hurry."
Shaobing made a "tsk" and said, "Who made trouble, am I afraid that my brother will fall into trouble? The teacher doesn't want to take care of it, so we can't check it?"
"How do you want to check?" Cao Heyang asked him.
Shaobing waved to a few people, beckoning them to approach, and whispered a plan.
After Zhang Yunlei made the phone call, several people gathered around the coffee table, watching Shaobing. There was an empty beer bottle spinning on the coffee table.
"Hey." Zhang Yunlei frowned and walked over, "Put away the beer bottles, there's beer everywhere!"
Zhang Yunlei walked to the coffee table, just as he was about to pick up the wine bottle, the bottle stopped, and the mouth of the bottle happened to be facing him.
"Hey, don't move." Shaobing yelled in a loud voice, and the other senior brothers clapped their hands and shouted "Brother Braid, it's you."
"What?" Zhang Yun Lei Meng asked. "It's me, what are you guys playing with?"
Cao Heyang stood up and patted him on the shoulder, "Zi'er, congratulations, you've won the lottery!"
"...What?" Zhang Yunlei looked at him, "Explain clearly."
Cao Heyang explained to him, "Isn't it April Fool's Day? We use wine bottles to draw a lottery, and the person with the mouth of the bottle facing the festival will celebrate."
Zhang Yunlei was speechless, everyone was running around, and it was too childish to celebrate April Fool's Day.
"How are you doing?" Zhang Yunlei had just finished chatting with the girl, and he was in a good mood, so let's play with these naive men.
"Big adventure!" Said the biscuits.
"Damn, it really is a group of people who grew up watching "Meteor Garden"." Zhang Yunlei couldn't help complaining, there are still people playing such an old game!
"Get out." Shaobing scolded him with a smile, "I'm keeping up with the pace of the times, and I don't miss anything that is popular or popular."
"Talk about business." Cao Heyang winked at him.
"Ah." Shaobing coughed, "Just say whether you want to play or not."
Zhang Yunlei grew up with Shaobing, and he knows that this kid has a lot of tricks, so he smiled, "Let's talk about how to play first."
"Your girl..."
"Don't talk about it!" Zhang Yunlei was interrupted by Zhang Yunlei who had just started, his girl is not for the fun of men!
"You didn't even hear me!" Shaobing shouted.
"Don't talk about anything." Zhang Yunlei put the wine bottle on the coffee table, "My girl doesn't get involved in our affairs." After saying that, he was about to leave.
"Zhang Xiaozhui!" Shaobing stopped him, "Listen first, maybe you will change your mind after listening."
Zhang Yunlei looked up at him. Although Shaobing likes to play, he doesn't play around. He suddenly mentioned his girl, which was beyond his expectation. Thinking about what happened since he went out, he smelled a bit of a trap. What are these guys going to do? What are you doing, Zhang Yunlei is a little curious.
"Say!" Zhang Yunlei sat on the sofa.
Shaobing scratched his head, thinking that this kid is getting better and better after falling off the bridge, "Then what." He collected his thoughts, "I think so, isn't your wife a fan of yours, she must be very obsessed with you That's it, if... I mean, if your legs can't get better anymore, and you will be disabled in the future, will she still like you as much as she does now. "
"You..." Zhang Yunlei almost couldn't help swearing, swallowed a few words and stood up abruptly, staggered and almost stopped, so frightened that Yang Jiulang rushed over to help him.
"It's okay." Yang Jiulang was glad that he moved fast enough.
"Help me back to my room." Zhang Yunlei said with a cold face.
Yang Jiulang responded carefully and helped him to leave slowly.
"Aren't you afraid to try it?" Shaobing said in the air, Cao Heyang was so frightened that he pulled him, and motioned him to stop talking, didn't you see that Zhuang'er's face changed!
Zhang Yunlei didn't stop, and continued to walk into the room.
"It seems that I really have no idea." Shaobing continued to provoke him.
Zhang Yunlei stopped, bowed his head and smiled, "The aggressive method is right, try it if you want, anyway, I have confidence in my girl." Then he turned to look at the biscuits, "If you want to check for me, just say it, it's useless to play! Speaking of which, if you can't coax you well after the trial, you don't want to live a good life!"
Chai Chai sauce: leave tomorrow! ←_←
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