[Comprehensive] Dachao's little sister

"Did Superman ask for leave today? Is it still half a month's long vacation?? My God, Superman must have been hit by some magic again, and his brain has become different from his own?" Barry glanced at Superman's leave form, very dissatisfied. To make complaints about face, let him see the entrustment of the work behind - Batman will set up a rotating patrol table to take care of the metropolis and the world.Oh well, this does not commission, will do!It’s just that it’s Superman who usually pays more attention to the world. He has never asked for such a long vacation, and there is still no reason for it! !

Barry almost screamed, this must be a fake Superman!

Of course, he also asked for leave, and every time the reason was official business, Superman’s reputation spread far away while repelling the aliens who attacked the earth; this also made some suffering aliens tossed by the war People rush to the earth, asking for help; look at the business has expanded to the galaxy universe.In order to deal with alien wars, it is not without ten days and a half months, or even longer "holidays". Humans on the earth are used to the irregular frequency from time to time; if you don't see Superman for a week, you will suddenly realize: Superman I went to other planets to help.

Of course, this "fraternity" approach also attracted some scorn, but as soon as these comments came out, Superman fans immediately turned upside down. What kind of Superman belongs to your family, like your dog, who comes when you call it?No need to spend money?Really when Superman goes on a trip?People are going out to save people, aliens?Are aliens not human?

These topics are enough to argue for hundreds of pages, and finally locked and posted by the supervisor.

Well, the topic is far away.

Barry looked through the leave form carefully again. There was no reason for the pros and cons, half a month of leave without any reason...

"It's been too long!? Batman agrees?" Barry stretched his neck and asked Diana, the Wonder Woman, who glanced at her and said with a smile, "He's a very democratic person."

"I don't think so at all..." Barry listened, and after muttering something in a low voice, he gave up Batman's 'democracy', looked at Diana's ear with great interest, and asked in a low voice: "Hey Diana, you must know the reason , I don't think there is any alien rescue, it will take Superman a month..."

"Cough!" Unfortunately, before Diana answered his question, she was interrupted by a cough, which seemed to remind Barry of something, and this cough was very familiar!

Batman! !

Barry jumped up immediately, the chair under his buttocks made a sharp sound, and flew to the back, he blinked, the ghost knew why he was startled, apparently the sixth sense told him-something is dangerous now!He pretended to be cute and said, "Oh, Batman, long time no see..."

"Actually, we just saw each other a few days ago, Flash." Under the effect of the voice changer, Batman's voice was extremely hoarse. He looked at Barry, and the pressure was great just standing there; he said, "Superman today Then I started to rest, and I also arranged the shift, the two-day rotation system, today and tomorrow are you."

"Hey wait, I have a dance party tomorrow night!!"

Barry said immediately.

"You'll be there, Flash." Batman said, this 'confidence' was too much!Even the Flash himself can't guarantee it!After training your own city, and then inspecting Superman's city, if something happens, even the fastest speed will not be able to bear it! !

Seeing Barry's miserable appearance, Diana on the side couldn't help laughing, and signaled with her eyes: You are bullying Barry again.

No, Batman never bullies anyone.

Batman doesn't look sideways, he's serious.

As a result, Barry still didn't know from Diana why Superman took the half-month vacation, but as long as Superman is still on this planet, fate will always push him to the front.

Honey juice confidence.

As Barry muttered, and Metropolis is familiar with Superman, he didn’t see Superman on the first day, maybe he went to help elsewhere, the second day, the third day, the fourth day... Well, Superman was sent to another place. The planet went to help.

And the shadows of other heroes also frequently appear in the metropolis, doing the work that Superman usually does. All the darkness seems to be precipitated and fermented because of his short absence, and he is going to give a big 'surprise' to him when he comes back. he.

However this time...

Superman, who took half a month's leave without specifying the reason, is taking their parents, Jonathan, Martha, Ning Ma, and Ning Pa, shopping and visiting various scenic spots as a young reporter.

As the only young man in the team, his role is to help the ladies and gentlemen carry the spoils. Occasionally, the little wife who has been married for a year will be taken away to try on the clothes they like.Fortunately, mothers have good eyesight, which also feasts Clark's eyes, so as a husband, he is always active and willing to buy those clothes.

"Are you okay?" Ning Yang, who finally got rid of the two mothers who were obsessed with trying clothes on her, seemed to be relieved, and returned to Clark. He already had about twenty bags in his hand, most of them were ladies. , a small part is for men, obviously they prefer to chat, rather than obsessed with shopping.

"You know mine." Although he was wearing glasses, he didn't deliberately bend his waist slightly this time. His straight waist somewhat brought him a different aura. He winked at Ning Yang, a little playfully.

"I mean..." Ning Yang moved to the side, and after he deliberately bent down, he whispered in his ear, "Is your private house enough money?"

After getting married, Clark was very happy to hand over all his money to Ning Yang for safekeeping and spending, but he was willing, but Ning Yang did not have this habit, but they could not refuse, the two of them could only negotiate, 20.00% as his Pocket money, this is like bargaining, and this price is too little for Ning Yang!

I feel that the 20.00% private house money cannot support the expenses.

"I applied to Bruce to pay half a year and a month's salary in advance..."

"Oh, that's how the small amount of 'huge money' came?" A few days ago, I received a text message inexplicably notified of a sum of money, and I didn't ask the reason, but I was confused by my kiss, and finally lay in the bathtub...cough , I see, Ning Yang returned to the theme.

"So you have to take care of me for the next six months, dear." Clark blinked, and the blue eyes under the glasses looked at Ning Yang with a smile.

Being so stared at, she coughed and said, "I won't take care of you for free, even if it's my little husband..."

"..." Clark leaned closer, whispering a word in Ning Yang's ear, which made her, who was already a wife, turn red, and glared at him, then shook her head and joined the killing field that she had finally withdrawn from.

By the time he returned with a full load, Ning Yang's legs were already weak.

Sure enough, the number of paragraphs is still not enough.

"Hi~Clark~" Someone shouted Clark's name, which was too intimate, at least the woman's parents thought so, and two fiery gazes immediately appeared on Clark.

Cough, from the care of the woman's old parents.

Walking towards him was Louis, his colleague.

"Hi Louis, long time no see, I hope you won't blame me for being impolite." Clark said with a smile, the feeling of shyness came out again, and it was really impossible to shake hands or hug with the things in his hands, oh~ A hug at this time, then Clark can't imagine the consequences.

It was hard to correct the impression that the woman's old parents had of him. If he failed in this regard, it would be a big blow.

"Of course, Hi Yang, long time no see~" Louis stepped on high heels, came to Ning Yang, gave her a huge hug and a kiss on the cheek, and his gaze became even hotter.

The old father who didn't know the situation thought it was a provocation, but he didn't know that they had known each other for a long time, and it was not even possible.

Clark: ...you have to explain the situation quickly! !

"Hey Louis, why are you alone? Where's your boyfriend?" Clark asked, always being considerate, but it was rare for him to ask this question this time as he asked about other people's emotional matters.

After being separated from Ning Yang, she immediately understood, the handsome and beautiful lady smiled and said, "Oh, he's waiting for me on the street."

She did not have the habit of causing misunderstandings, so she personally introduced me to the four parents present: "Sir and ladies, good afternoon, I am Clark's colleague, Louis Lane."

"She is a very smart and capable lady." Ning Yang added: "I like her very much."

"Oh~ thank you, I like you very much too, especially for your authentic Chinese food." Louis said with a smile.

After Ning Yang heard it, he deliberately said with some concern: "It turns out that what you like is my craft."

"No, no, I like your sweetheart first, and then your craftsmanship~" Louis took Ning Yang's hand, kissed the back of her hand, and called out sweetheart on purpose. His eyes shifted to the two of them.

Clark, who looked away, was not very happy because... he felt provoked.

He was the one who was really provoked!

"Cough, Louis, I think your boyfriend must be in a hurry. We can't disturb the rare date." Clark said.

"Okay, country boy, it's really time for me to find my boyfriend. I wish you a good time, sir and ladies." Louis bowed slightly, and when she turned to leave, she even blew a kiss to Ning Yang: "Sweetheart, Come down and call me~"

Then that night, Ning Yang was called by her mother to have a secret talk in the study.

"Yangyang, you probably don't have that...preference, do you?"

Ning Yang didn't understand for a while, and then Ning Ma said it again, this time more thoroughly, about the liking between women.

"No, there isn't." Ning Ma breathed a sigh of relief in exchange for her seriousness.

"That's good, that's good." After this topic, Ning's mother asked the next topic, which was: "You have been married for a year, and you are not pregnant yet?" belly.

"Cough...no, no."

"No contraception?"

"No, no, no..."

"It's rare that the physique of an alien is like that? Can't conceive?" Ning's mother thought of Clark's other identity, and suddenly felt that it was possible.

"...No, it's just a cough...Let it take its course, I will conceive, mother." Ning Yang, who was blushing, decided to defend her little husband's 'strength'.

In fact, during the year of marriage, Clark was quite restrained about sex, plus he always went out to help...

But one time is enough for her backache!

"Really, it's good if you can get pregnant...then usually...don't bother you much, right?"

Except for the comparison of staying power (accent), others are good...

"Mom, don't worry...everything is fine." Ning Yang raised his hand to cover his face, it was hot.

"We've been married for a year, why are you blushing because of such a small question..." Ning Ma muttered, Ning Yang covered his face and remained silent.

Because she thought of a discordant picture.

When it's time to go to bed, her mind is full of yellow... Bah, Ning Yang, who is the topic of conversation after dinner, is curled up in the quilt, it's over, she thinks, her mind is full of indecent things.

And Clark, who came out of the shower, saw this picture - the quilt curled up into a ball.

Sitting on the edge of the bed with his upper body naked, he asked his little wife under the quilt: "What's wrong?" Then he patted her lightly to keep her from getting bored.

Ning Yang got out of the quilt, poked her head out, and exposed her flushed face under the warm lamp at the head of the bed. She looked at Clark and asked in a low voice, "Didn't you hear?"

"You know me, so did mom tell you something?" Clark asked, leaning down, looking at her.

"No, nothing."

"is it?"

"Hmm! Turn off the lights and go to sleep! Turn off the lights, turn off the lights!"

Seeing the little wife's unwillingness to say more and her evasive appearance, she must have been very shy about the topic.Clark didn't force her to ask, but cooperated with turning off the lights, lay down in the bed, and pulled the person into his arms.

Ning Yang who touched his skin couldn't help muttering: "Are you wearing a shirt?"

"You know the reason." Every morning when he wakes up, those soft hands can always get into his clothes consciously, sticking to his chest, so he simply didn't wear them.

Ning Yang, who understood the meaning, felt his face turn redder.

Mom, I'm so angry!I feel like I am always being 'provoked' today.

So she went back provocatively: "You are not the same! Oh, man."

"So we can sleep in." Clark suggested, but Ning Yang ruthlessly rejected it.

"Sleep." She closed her eyes, put her arms around his waist, and said.

"Well... Actually we have had several times..."

"If you can't sleep, let's do something interesting!" Ning Yang turned over and sat on Clark's body, looking down at him, only to see him blink, and said solemnly, "Mom and Dad are next door."

But who would have thought that his little wife raised his chin, looking like an overlord bowing his head: "Don't worry, I won't let you scream."

"...Pfft." Who on earth yelled?

It was Clark who cooked breakfast the next day, not Ning Yang.