[Hokage] Cut Weeds and Roots

What else can you do when you lose your purpose in life?

Playthings are depressing.

Nearly [-] years old, no boyfriend, terrible and tragic love experience, researcher, rich, consciously not yet the age of a rich woman to keep ducks.

so?

Playing with mourning!

In the dark room, Xiang Lin was lying in front of the dimly lit computer screen. The light of constantly changing colors and distribution illuminated her pale and terrifying face. The dark circles hung on her eye bags, the corners of her eyes drooped, her eyes were lax, and her hands were Constantly typing on the keyboard.

Of course, she is not like this all the time. In this fast-growing and busy era, there are endless things to study, and the higher-ups actually kindly give them holidays and holidays according to ordinary people's habits!take care of it!

The mobile phone on the table was vibrating "buzzing", and the light it emitted was insignificant in front of the computer. Xiang Lin was hitting a critical moment, muttering in his mouth that he was so annoyed that he didn't take his hands off the keyboard.

"Karin—ah——!" Someone roared and kicked open the closed door. He was stunned by the darkness in the room, and then he heard the extremely loud background sound of the game. He felt Even more upset, he slapped the switch at hand with a bang.

"What are you doing?!" Xianglin yelled back.

The sound of kicking the door didn't affect her much, but the sudden lighting of the room made her take off her glasses and cover her eyes.

There was a scream of "Ah—" from the stereo, and the game characters on the screen showed death.

She wailed silently, and leaned back on the chair weakly, "What are you doing, bastard, do you still have the face to come back?"

"Tch, if it wasn't for the mission, who would want to see you!"

Shuiyue carried the beheading knife on her back, stepped into the room unceremoniously, and sat in the only place where she could sit, beside the bed which was very close to the computer desk.

The beheading knife was leaned against the bed and scratched the floor a little.

Such a dirty knife...

Xianglin closed his eyes, heard the sound, and threw Kunai over directly. It is conceivable that it passed through the opponent's liquefied body and directly cut through the bedding on the bed.

She tentatively opened a gap, revealing a blurred figure of a mixture of white and purple, as well as a blurred quilt.So it’s not necessary at all. From the moment Guideng Shuiyue stepped into the stronghold, the light-sensing chakra is already under her control. How can she use her eyes to detect it?

When I put on my glasses, I was greeted with a face that deserved a beating, and a large piece of bedding was soaked, with a kunai standing next to it.Shuiyue dug her finger into Kunai's ring, and pulled it out crookedly, with a sound of "stab--", it was scrapped.

The advantage of having just got new glasses is that I can see finer things clearly, even the little miscellaneous flakes that float out when the bedding is torn apart.

Might as well not watch.

"Bastard—!" Anyway, it can't be used anymore, so I simply throw more kunai over, so what if I can't get it, relieve my anger!

Whether it's the bad relationship with Shuiyue from the beginning, or the reason of staying up all night and high fatigue leading to grumpy temper, every time I meet this person, I get angry all over, and I can't wait to pounce on him to break the skin and bones, and relieve the depression in my heart.

The same goes for Shuiyue, with a grin, he swung his big knife and slashed at Xianglin.

Xianglin jumped aside to dodge, but the chair couldn't dodge, and was split in half in an instant.If this continues, the whole house and the computer will suffer... She hasn't saved it yet!

I took a few more glances at Shuiyue's knife, and found that I was right, it was a beheading knife.

"No weapons!" she shouted. "The room is too small!"

"Then use your fists," Shuiyue curled her lips in disgust, and threw away the big knife, "I'm afraid you, a weak woman, won't be able to carry it."

The two wrestled together, and soon became dissatisfied with the simple punching and kicking, Shuiyue squeezed her eyes, showing a sinister smile with a row of shark teeth, Xiang Lin couldn't help crying, and didn't come to stop his hands in the seal, just I can just watch the last water escape, with great difficulty, roll up a huge wave in a room, and the computer, bed, and even dregs are gone.

Thinking about the game, Xiang Lin sat on the ground slumped, and Shui Yue ignored her teasing.

There are countless grievances and grievances between the two parties.

When Sasuke was around, they still played small fights, for example, when they went to eat, a table of several people, Xiang Lin took out the prepared dried squid, and ate it with relish in front of Suigetsu, who was smothered by the smell of dried squid Black, then order two bowls of natto on the table to fight against it with a more intense taste.

Chongwu has nothing against dried squid, but he has lingering fears about the taste of natto, and he is too embarrassed to leave, so he just leans against Xianglin, burying his head in his own rice, and finally doesn't know the taste, with a suffocated face flushed.

The confrontation between the two was in full swing, Sasuke stood up abruptly, slapped the table and left.

It was only then that the three noticed Sasuke's face, his brows were furrowed, and his face was surrounded by black air, extremely gloomy.

Ah... Sasuke hates natto the most...

Suigetsu made Sasuke angry, and Xianglin was even more annoyed. After confirming that Sasuke had gone far away, the sound of "Shuiyue——!" pierced thousands of miles.

As for where the enmity between the two parties came from.

Red hair, red eyes, pretending, duplicity... In short, there are many things that Shuiyue doesn't like about Xianglin, and there are at least a dozen of them in detail. Leaving aside Xianglin itself, he sees these It is not unacceptable to put the unaccustomed shortcomings on others one by one.

It's like walking on the street one day, and a red-haired beauty walked up to her, followed by two girls, one wearing glasses and the other with red pupils.This doesn't look disgusting, and it's even a bit imaginative. When they are connected one by one to become a person with red hair and red eyes and glasses, it is disgusting for no reason.

This is the same as Xianglin. I don’t hate the white-haired Hatake Kakashi, nor do I hate Momochi who has used the beheading sword. I still think they are handsome, but when the white hair and the beheading sword are paired together, it’s a little bit It's not right.Perhaps subconsciously, he felt that his elder brother Guideng Manyue was similar to this image, and he didn't dare to conclude until he put on a seemingly cheerful smile on his face.

So there is no specific reason, but I hate it. Even after I joined Orochimaru when I was young, when I saw the other party's photo and name from the document for the first time, I felt upset from the bottom of my heart.

I thought there wouldn’t be much intersection, but because Sasuke met together and formed a team, he looked up and saw each other every day, and the accumulation of unhappiness gradually became more and more subtle—I wish I could find a chance to kill him. To kill the opponent, but he had to hand over his back on the battlefield.

Ha, Xianglin won't hand over her back to him. Who knows if the short-eyed beheading knife will be swung 360 degrees and cut her in half directly. She doesn't have the sticky special blood of Shuiyue continue.

But companions must trust each other... companions?Why does she have such a companion! ! !Will a real companion ruin her room, her computer, her games? !

Xianglin plucked her hair irritably, stood up from the ground in the dark and walked out the door. There were no electric lights in the corridor outside, but candles were lit conservatively. The warm light sets off the cold tunnel.

"Well, it's such a big cost." I feel that I don't want to install electric lights even if I put an enchantment on the candles.

Shuiyue followed her through the messy corridor and walked into another room. Xiang Lin took out a towel from the closet and wrapped it around her body, and threw another one to him, "Wipe it clean, it's so dirty."

After taking the towel, he was thinking about where to put his noble butt, when she heard her say coolly again, "Don't be my bed."

The layout of this room is not much different from the one just now, but instead of a computer on the table, there are standing photo frames, notebooks and a few pens spread out.

"Tsk, how many houses do you have, are they too big to live in?" Shuiyue got used to rolling in the water and didn't need any towels. He put it around his neck and ran over to look at the photos curiously. "I miss us so much, looking at the photos every day..."

There are two photos stuck in the photo frame, the upper one is Eagle Squad, and the lower one is... Sarana!

"Damn it, I didn't say that she really isn't your daughter?"

"Why don't you say it's your daughter!"

Xianglin slapped down, Shuiyue was immersed in her terrible thoughts, she didn't even escape, grinning her teeth in pain.

"But it's impossible. Only Sasuke and Sakura can give birth to such an excellent child as Sarana."

"I haven't seen you in a few months, you are really getting more and more perverted." Shuiyue pulled out the stool from under the table and sat on it, resting her chin and looking at the photo, "By the way, do you want to take that umbilical cord and let me check it?"

"I told you it's not mine anymore!" Xiang Lin grabbed his head and pressed it down, the other's head turned into water and slipped through her fingers, soaking the notebook on the table.

She suddenly had a feeling that Shuiyue's brain was spoiled because she often did this.

When the water moon recovers, the notebook is almost dry again.

Xianglin twitched the corner of his mouth, pulled up his collar and pulled it out.

"what are you doing?"

"You're safest only if you're outside."

"That's not true," Shuiyue said, "I'm one of the most dangerous people in the world."

"That man still has panna cotta hanging around his waist, ready to drink at any time."

"Legendary characters must have a special hobby, right? For example, older young women still spy on married husbands with daughters."

Xiang Lin admired his thick skin, "A virgin who can't even distinguish between friendship and admiration, have you ever been in love?"

Water moon petrification.

"You deserve to be single."

When his mind turned around, Xiang Lin let out a snort, didn't he accidentally hit himself.

But I can't lose face, "The Ghost Lantern family is going to die."

Well, Uzumaki's family still has Naruto, so she doesn't need to inherit or something.

Apparently Shuiyue was poked at the pain point, she pursed her lips, holding the knife and refused to move another half step.

Xianglin couldn't move him even by pulling and kicking him, and was about to go out to get a new mobile phone, but he looked at Shuiyue who stayed motionless in his room, and was worried. In the end, he was so idle that he panicked and beat himself to the point of exploding The blinking technique was all used on the way back and forth to get the phone.

It is also rare for Shuiyue to do nothing, supporting half of her body with a beheading knife, shaking, shaking, shaking, thinking that when she is 70 or [-] years old, if she is dying, she will go and rape a girl... Ordinary people also No, it's not good if it's too strong. Let Xianglin see how the Chakra is doing before making a decision, so as not to inherit a weak chicken.

I'm not ugly, and I'm so talented with knives, it's really cheap for that girl.

Future descendants... I really worry about you.

When Shuiyue was thinking about what hair color, eye color, skin color, and whether there were jagged teeth, Xianglin pushed the door and entered.

so quiet?

Daydreaming again.

Knowing that she couldn't disturb Shuiyue, who was trapped in false fantasies about the future, she sat down on the bed, turned on the screen and continued to play the game.

The chakra in the next body is sticky, obviously thinking about something disgusting and exciting, why don't you just go to the specialty store and buy a doll?

In other words, the baby will stay in his hands for a while, so let's forget about living with the knife for a lifetime, anyway, it can grow if it is cut off and fed blood.

Older single men are disgusting.

It's even more disgusting that Uncle Du is still single at his age, and he is obscene and imaginative.

Xianglin poked and poked on the phone screen with a grin, finally couldn't bear the chakra fluctuations on Shuiyue, kicked it and shouted, "Have you thought enough, hello!"

"Hello?!" What's wrong again?

Xianglin sat upright before Shuiyue got angry, and asked pretendingly: "Is there any mission for you this time?"

Fight with before?Just kidding, as an auxiliary type, she can't beat Shuiyue who is serious.

"Hmm... a mission." Although the beautiful fantasy was interrupted, Shuiyue didn't bother with her any more, and said it all, "Is there any suspicious organization operating near your stronghold? It's a member of Orochimaru. Betrayer, things have gotten a little big recently, let me solve them."

This is a secret...Since there is a problem near her, at least you have to keep it a secret from her, your brain is as confused as your ability?

"Otherwise, what do you think I'm here for nothing, to see your annoying face or to smell the unpleasant smell of squid on your body?"

"I thought you were going to come here and pull out another umbilical cord to secretly verify whether Uzumaki Boruto is my real son."

Sure enough, for Shuiyue, she can't have the same kindness as she treats ordinary mentally retarded people. After so many years, anyone can see that she occasionally eats dried squid a few times to disgust him.

"Impossible, impossible," Shuiyue waved his hand, "Uzumaki Boruto has the beard of his father Hokage and the white eyes of Hinata's mother."

"Oh, that's to see if Chonggo and I have an illegitimate child?"

"Hey, hey, how deep is your resentment about this?"

"This is the one you hold on to the photo first, if you spread any rumors and affect the friendship between me and Sakura, I will cut you off!"

"I'm the least afraid of being cut by a knife in my life." Shuiyue shrugged, her face indifferent.

"Then I am determined to monopolize all the cheese jelly." Xianglin couldn't help but glance at the phone again, "My research results should be able to sell for a lot of money."

Shuiyue looked at the cup on her waist, "That's not enough."

"I'm going to sell blood, cells, and bone marrow. It's enough." Xiang Lin said, "The things inherited by the Uzumaki family are precious now."

"...For Jelly, please protect yourself!" Shuiyue shouted loudly.

Before Xianglin could end with a triumphant smile, Shuiyue picked her up.

"What are you doing, dead kappa!"

"I didn't expect you to be so expensive, ugly girl, I want to monopolize the cheese jelly in the world."

The author has something to say: the water is fragrant and cold CP, I don’t know how to dig a hole