Rebirth of the Good Man and the Demon King
Chapter 18 About Bathing
"Have you ever taken a bath?"
Yan Yixian and Dao Linghuan fell into a strange silence.
Dao Linghuan's expression could only be guessed by his eyes, and Yan Yixian was embarrassed by those eyes, and climbed onto his bed to count the snacks.
Yan Yixian couldn't hold back her curiosity, and asked without fear of death: "How long have you been injured?"
"Half a year..."
Yan Yixian got off the bed silently with snacks in her arms, walked to the window, and looked at Dao Linghuan with disgust.
For the first time since childhood, Dao Linghuan felt embarrassed and ashamed.
His skin is prone to cracking, and he must use the ointment formulated by Dongfangjin when taking a bath. He cleans it every three months. The ointment is applied all over the body, and then the ointment will evaporate naturally and be cleaned.
Dao Linghuan suddenly said: "I remember you rarely take a bath."
Yan Yixian frowned: "Who said that! I'm cute and clean, can I take a shower every day!"
"Where is it?"
"Didn't you see that I changed into pajamas when I came out of the toilet! My whole body smells good!"
"But you came out in less than half a minute every time, did you really clean it?" Dao Linghuan looked at him suspiciously.
Yan Yixian opened his mouth, not knowing how to explain it. Could it be that he used magic to "renew his look"?
Yan Yixian held her breath, tried her best to smile and said, "I, I don't usually dirty myself, just pass through the water and it will be fine."
This time it was Dao Linghuan's turn to look disgusted.
"Are you a dishwasher? Just run through the water and it'll be clean?"
Yan Yixian frowned again: "You wash it once every three months, how dare you dislike me!"
"I'm a patient." Dao Linghuan sighed heavily, and said to his fiancée who doesn't like cleanliness: "Don't worry, I will help you take a bath in the future, from head to toe carefully."
Yan Yixian blushed from his toes to his face. He angrily tore open a pack of squid and chewed, muttering, "Who wants you to help me take a bath!"
"Don't talk while you're eating, I can't hear you clearly."
Yan Yixian was speechless. After chewing the squid a few mouthfuls, she angrily went to the bathroom to take a bath. The bath took longer than usual, but in Dao Linghuan's opinion, it was still not clean. After all, it only took 2 minutes.
Yan Yixian snorted, smelled the fragrance all over her body, then approached Dao Linghuan with her nose pinched, and made a face at him: "Slightly, slightly."
Dao Linghuan was expressionless, Yan Yixian was satisfied, lifted the quilt, got into bed and played games.
Dao Linghuan looked sideways at Yan Yixian. Yan Yixian had been fed up by Wu Ailan in Taoism for the past few days. There was obviously baby fat on his face, and his beautiful black hair also tended to grow longer.
Yan Yixian seemed to have thought of something, and suddenly raised his head, just in time to meet Dao Linghuan's eyes full of unknown emotions, Yan Yixian shrank his neck a little uncomfortably.
"What's the matter?" Dao Linghuan has seen Yan Yixian's concentration in playing games, and generally no one can pull him out of the game.
"Let me help you take a bath."
Dao Linghuan didn't speak, Yan Yixian put down the game in his hand and jumped off the bed as he acquiesced, pulled him up, and at the same time called out two soft winds to stick to the soles of Dao Linghuan's feet.
"Come on, call me when you get out of bed, I can make you walk without bleeding, otherwise it would be terrible for you to walk by yourself, like a blood collapse." Yan Yixian said.
Dao Linghuan blinked for a moment before returning to his usual blinking speed.
"Your adjective is wrong." Dao Linghuan said seriously.
"Oh, as long as the form can express the meaning, my teacher always said so."
"teacher?"
Realizing that he had slipped the tongue, Yan Yixian coughed, opened the bathroom door, and stuffed Dao Linghuan in.Originally, he wanted to let Dao Linghuan lie on the bed and "renew him", but he was worried that Dao Linghuan would not be able to withstand the magic, and he would bleed all over his body, and he would have to find a way to tear off the quilt if it stained the quilt.
The more Yan Yixian thought about it, the more she felt that Dao Linghuan's violent state seemed to be eavesdropping on what the maids were talking about... Auntie?
Having seen Dao Linghuan bleeding profusely, Yan Yixian thought that girls would bleed profusely every month, which was really scary.
"No matter what I do later, if you think there is something wrong, you are not allowed to open your eyes to know?"
Dao Linghuan looked at the pretendingly serious little Zhengtai and nodded.
"Is it okay to peek with your eyes open?" Dao Linghuan couldn't help teasing him, seeing the expected explosion.
"no!"
"Okay, close your eyes, I'll help you take a shower." Yan Yixian urged.
Dao Linghuan closed his eyes, Yan Yixian was worried that he was really peeping, so he covered his eyes with his hands weakly.
Dao Linghuan felt that the light in front of his eyes was blocked, so he smiled helplessly.
Yan Yixian opened her lips, and to Dao Linghuan's ears, the magic language rolling out of her throat seemed to be reciting from far away in the sky, yet seemed to be reciting close at hand.
Dao Linghuan felt a lot of refreshment after a burst of coldness invaded his body.
"Okay." Yan Yixian put down his hand and said with a smile.He breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately this would not cause Dao Linghuan to bleed profusely, otherwise it would be a troublesome thing to clean up.
Dao Linghuan stared at him for a while.
"Is that why you took a shower so fast?" Dao Linghuan felt that Yan Yixian had lost the information he knew, and it seemed that he still had many secrets.
But to get to know this person full of secrets in person, and peel him off layer by layer, Dao Linghuan found it interesting to think about it.
Yan Yixian rubbed his nose and said, "It's convenient and quick, but it saves time to play games..." The voice became lower and lower, if it weren't for Dao Linghuan's five senses, he could hardly hear it.
"It really is a child." Dao Linghuan chuckled.
Yan Yixian snorted, walked out of the bathroom angrily, and huddled under the blanket, ignoring Ling Huan.
Two-hundred-year-old adults are despised like children by a guy who has just grown up.Yan Yixian died in depression.
Dao Linghuan had no choice but to walk out of the bathroom slowly and lie back on the bed.The bed sheet he was lying on now used a special technique to keep a small distance between him and the bed, so that the wound would not burst open when he was lying on the bed.
Two people are each in their own bed, one is in a daze, and the other is playing light brain inattentively.
Yan Yixian poked her head out of the bed and asked suspiciously, "Aren't you asking what I did to you?"
Dao Linghuan said, "What did you do to me?"
Yan Yixian curled her lips, "No, you should say 'I believe in you, no matter what you do to me, as for when you want to say it, I guess you will say it', so it fits the plot."
Dao Linghuan said flatly: "You read too many novels."
"Novels create a beautiful world. The protagonist has everything in it, such as three wives and four concubines, and any wonders in the world. I really want to be the protagonist." Yan Yixian picked up his optical brain and continued to browse the story.During his career as a devil king, there were all kinds of wonders in the world, but they were all confiscated and handed over to the elders for unified safekeeping, so he could only look at them from a distance.As for a creature like a wife, there is no such thing. The First Elder always dislikes him for not growing up, just a two-hundred-year-old naive child, and does not want him to fall in love.
The more Yan Yixian thought about it, the angrier she became, and she couldn't help but get out of bed.If it weren't for the elder, he wouldn't have died a virgin, shame on him!
Dao Linghuan's eyes moved slightly, "You really want three wives and four concubines."
Yan Yixian was thinking about the matter of the Great Elder, and said casually, "Yes."
Dao Linghuan's eyes were gloomy, he got out of bed, went to bed, put his hands on both sides of Yan Yixian's head, the small wound was broken, and the white sheet was stained red.
"Don't think about it." Dao Linghuan's voice was low and cold.
Yan Yixian was in a daze being pressed down by Dao Linghuan condescendingly. Seeing the growing affection and suppressed possessive desire in Dao Linghuan's eyes, his heart skipped a beat unexpectedly, but he suddenly felt inexplicably cold Crawl all over the body.
For a while, his mind was interspersed with the smile of the orphan he had adopted and the disgust he saw before he died.
Enduring the discomfort, Yan Yixian lifted Dao Linghuan slightly with the wind, preventing him from opening the wound again.
"Okay, okay, don't want to, you go back and lie down."
Yan Yixian sent Dao Linghuan back to the bed, and stood by his bed helplessly looking at him, "Three wives and four concubines are not suitable for me." Yan Yixian scratched her head, not knowing what to say.He could sense that Dao Linghuan had such a strange feeling for him, but it was probably because he was treating Dao Linghuan, or maybe it was the relationship between their fiancée.
But this is all about the relationship between the original owner of the body and Dao Linghuan, and has nothing to do with him.As long as he heals Dao Linghuan well and restores his good person value, he can slap his ass and leave.
"Well, it's getting late, I'm going to bed first." Yan Yixian felt that his thoughts were confused, so he went back to bed and lay down, cleaned up the sheets and turned his back to Dao Linghuan, and began to hypnotize himself to sleep.
Dao Linghuan looked at the back of his head with melancholy eyes like a cat who couldn't get a small dried fish.
Dao Linghuan raised his wrist and turned on the optical brain.The Peerless Legion has a chat channel, and everyone will chat in it when they are free.Dao Linghuan has been diving in the group, only occasionally looking at the chat content in the group.
It was only eight o'clock at this time, the rest time of the Peerless Legion, and many people were chatting inside.The chat box popped up, and Dao Linghuan was speechless for a long time when he saw the group name [Wu Shuang Shooting Explosion]. He guessed that an administrator recently changed it while he was away.
Fork Chicken Rice: Hey, I’m so angry. I recently applied for an increase in resources, but the group of guys actually said that I didn’t have the boss’s signature, so I wouldn’t approve it.
Jinye Pioneer: The boss hasn't recovered yet, why don't you sign.
The cutest chaimei sauce: Convex#艹盘哉, who changed the ID of this shit for me again.
[Administrator] Mute [Most Cute Chai Meijiang] for 10 minutes.
Xiangxiangji: No, the major general has already begun to recover. Do the people I escorted that day know who they are?
The No. [-] legend in the world: Why did you secretly pick up extra money in the small town?
Fragrant Chicken: What an extra money, she is the major general's fiancée.
The group members were unanimously silent.
Sanhuaji: I don't believe it
Square root 270: Same as above
If not that day: +1
Sir William of Two Swords: Let’s discuss the color of the laser gun. Can the research team change the color for me? Which guy gave me a red and green one?
Waste Meow: I deserve it
[Administrator] Forbid [Discarded Meow] for one day.
When Dao Linghuan saw the word fiancee, his melancholy mood improved a lot, so he typed and sent it.
Dao Linghuan: Pass over the signed document and sign it later.
The group members fell silent again.No one would directly type their real name in the chat group, and no one dared to impersonate Dao Linghuan's name.
Xiangxiangji: I just said that the boss is starting to recover... Oh no, boss, is your fiancée really a healer?
Dao Linghuan: Yes.
Sanhuaji: I wipe it!Boss, can you move now?
Fork Chicken Rice: Boss, you are an angel when you appear now!I have sent the file.
Many group members still dare not speak.Even if it's just across the Internet, as long as you see the words Dao Linghuan, you can feel a faint coldness.They believe that as long as they say something strange, they can also be punished by Dao Linghuan saying "five hundred laps around the playground" across the Internet.
Dao Linghuan opened the document, checked it roughly, signed it and sent it back.He clicked on the chat group that popped up, and because of his appearance, there was a lively discussion about the power of the healing system. He typed a few more words, hesitated, and sent it.
Dao Linghuan: Do you have a wife?
This time, the whole group fell silent.
The young people who often bubbling and chatting in the group are unmarried young people. They can't see Dao Linghuan's expression, but based on past experience, they guess that Dao Linghuan may still have an expressionless iceberg face.
It's just that the sentence Bingshan posted now has no punctuation, and the language is concise. In the eyes of a group of people who have no targets, there is a strong meaning of showing off.
Yan Yixian and Dao Linghuan fell into a strange silence.
Dao Linghuan's expression could only be guessed by his eyes, and Yan Yixian was embarrassed by those eyes, and climbed onto his bed to count the snacks.
Yan Yixian couldn't hold back her curiosity, and asked without fear of death: "How long have you been injured?"
"Half a year..."
Yan Yixian got off the bed silently with snacks in her arms, walked to the window, and looked at Dao Linghuan with disgust.
For the first time since childhood, Dao Linghuan felt embarrassed and ashamed.
His skin is prone to cracking, and he must use the ointment formulated by Dongfangjin when taking a bath. He cleans it every three months. The ointment is applied all over the body, and then the ointment will evaporate naturally and be cleaned.
Dao Linghuan suddenly said: "I remember you rarely take a bath."
Yan Yixian frowned: "Who said that! I'm cute and clean, can I take a shower every day!"
"Where is it?"
"Didn't you see that I changed into pajamas when I came out of the toilet! My whole body smells good!"
"But you came out in less than half a minute every time, did you really clean it?" Dao Linghuan looked at him suspiciously.
Yan Yixian opened his mouth, not knowing how to explain it. Could it be that he used magic to "renew his look"?
Yan Yixian held her breath, tried her best to smile and said, "I, I don't usually dirty myself, just pass through the water and it will be fine."
This time it was Dao Linghuan's turn to look disgusted.
"Are you a dishwasher? Just run through the water and it'll be clean?"
Yan Yixian frowned again: "You wash it once every three months, how dare you dislike me!"
"I'm a patient." Dao Linghuan sighed heavily, and said to his fiancée who doesn't like cleanliness: "Don't worry, I will help you take a bath in the future, from head to toe carefully."
Yan Yixian blushed from his toes to his face. He angrily tore open a pack of squid and chewed, muttering, "Who wants you to help me take a bath!"
"Don't talk while you're eating, I can't hear you clearly."
Yan Yixian was speechless. After chewing the squid a few mouthfuls, she angrily went to the bathroom to take a bath. The bath took longer than usual, but in Dao Linghuan's opinion, it was still not clean. After all, it only took 2 minutes.
Yan Yixian snorted, smelled the fragrance all over her body, then approached Dao Linghuan with her nose pinched, and made a face at him: "Slightly, slightly."
Dao Linghuan was expressionless, Yan Yixian was satisfied, lifted the quilt, got into bed and played games.
Dao Linghuan looked sideways at Yan Yixian. Yan Yixian had been fed up by Wu Ailan in Taoism for the past few days. There was obviously baby fat on his face, and his beautiful black hair also tended to grow longer.
Yan Yixian seemed to have thought of something, and suddenly raised his head, just in time to meet Dao Linghuan's eyes full of unknown emotions, Yan Yixian shrank his neck a little uncomfortably.
"What's the matter?" Dao Linghuan has seen Yan Yixian's concentration in playing games, and generally no one can pull him out of the game.
"Let me help you take a bath."
Dao Linghuan didn't speak, Yan Yixian put down the game in his hand and jumped off the bed as he acquiesced, pulled him up, and at the same time called out two soft winds to stick to the soles of Dao Linghuan's feet.
"Come on, call me when you get out of bed, I can make you walk without bleeding, otherwise it would be terrible for you to walk by yourself, like a blood collapse." Yan Yixian said.
Dao Linghuan blinked for a moment before returning to his usual blinking speed.
"Your adjective is wrong." Dao Linghuan said seriously.
"Oh, as long as the form can express the meaning, my teacher always said so."
"teacher?"
Realizing that he had slipped the tongue, Yan Yixian coughed, opened the bathroom door, and stuffed Dao Linghuan in.Originally, he wanted to let Dao Linghuan lie on the bed and "renew him", but he was worried that Dao Linghuan would not be able to withstand the magic, and he would bleed all over his body, and he would have to find a way to tear off the quilt if it stained the quilt.
The more Yan Yixian thought about it, the more she felt that Dao Linghuan's violent state seemed to be eavesdropping on what the maids were talking about... Auntie?
Having seen Dao Linghuan bleeding profusely, Yan Yixian thought that girls would bleed profusely every month, which was really scary.
"No matter what I do later, if you think there is something wrong, you are not allowed to open your eyes to know?"
Dao Linghuan looked at the pretendingly serious little Zhengtai and nodded.
"Is it okay to peek with your eyes open?" Dao Linghuan couldn't help teasing him, seeing the expected explosion.
"no!"
"Okay, close your eyes, I'll help you take a shower." Yan Yixian urged.
Dao Linghuan closed his eyes, Yan Yixian was worried that he was really peeping, so he covered his eyes with his hands weakly.
Dao Linghuan felt that the light in front of his eyes was blocked, so he smiled helplessly.
Yan Yixian opened her lips, and to Dao Linghuan's ears, the magic language rolling out of her throat seemed to be reciting from far away in the sky, yet seemed to be reciting close at hand.
Dao Linghuan felt a lot of refreshment after a burst of coldness invaded his body.
"Okay." Yan Yixian put down his hand and said with a smile.He breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately this would not cause Dao Linghuan to bleed profusely, otherwise it would be a troublesome thing to clean up.
Dao Linghuan stared at him for a while.
"Is that why you took a shower so fast?" Dao Linghuan felt that Yan Yixian had lost the information he knew, and it seemed that he still had many secrets.
But to get to know this person full of secrets in person, and peel him off layer by layer, Dao Linghuan found it interesting to think about it.
Yan Yixian rubbed his nose and said, "It's convenient and quick, but it saves time to play games..." The voice became lower and lower, if it weren't for Dao Linghuan's five senses, he could hardly hear it.
"It really is a child." Dao Linghuan chuckled.
Yan Yixian snorted, walked out of the bathroom angrily, and huddled under the blanket, ignoring Ling Huan.
Two-hundred-year-old adults are despised like children by a guy who has just grown up.Yan Yixian died in depression.
Dao Linghuan had no choice but to walk out of the bathroom slowly and lie back on the bed.The bed sheet he was lying on now used a special technique to keep a small distance between him and the bed, so that the wound would not burst open when he was lying on the bed.
Two people are each in their own bed, one is in a daze, and the other is playing light brain inattentively.
Yan Yixian poked her head out of the bed and asked suspiciously, "Aren't you asking what I did to you?"
Dao Linghuan said, "What did you do to me?"
Yan Yixian curled her lips, "No, you should say 'I believe in you, no matter what you do to me, as for when you want to say it, I guess you will say it', so it fits the plot."
Dao Linghuan said flatly: "You read too many novels."
"Novels create a beautiful world. The protagonist has everything in it, such as three wives and four concubines, and any wonders in the world. I really want to be the protagonist." Yan Yixian picked up his optical brain and continued to browse the story.During his career as a devil king, there were all kinds of wonders in the world, but they were all confiscated and handed over to the elders for unified safekeeping, so he could only look at them from a distance.As for a creature like a wife, there is no such thing. The First Elder always dislikes him for not growing up, just a two-hundred-year-old naive child, and does not want him to fall in love.
The more Yan Yixian thought about it, the angrier she became, and she couldn't help but get out of bed.If it weren't for the elder, he wouldn't have died a virgin, shame on him!
Dao Linghuan's eyes moved slightly, "You really want three wives and four concubines."
Yan Yixian was thinking about the matter of the Great Elder, and said casually, "Yes."
Dao Linghuan's eyes were gloomy, he got out of bed, went to bed, put his hands on both sides of Yan Yixian's head, the small wound was broken, and the white sheet was stained red.
"Don't think about it." Dao Linghuan's voice was low and cold.
Yan Yixian was in a daze being pressed down by Dao Linghuan condescendingly. Seeing the growing affection and suppressed possessive desire in Dao Linghuan's eyes, his heart skipped a beat unexpectedly, but he suddenly felt inexplicably cold Crawl all over the body.
For a while, his mind was interspersed with the smile of the orphan he had adopted and the disgust he saw before he died.
Enduring the discomfort, Yan Yixian lifted Dao Linghuan slightly with the wind, preventing him from opening the wound again.
"Okay, okay, don't want to, you go back and lie down."
Yan Yixian sent Dao Linghuan back to the bed, and stood by his bed helplessly looking at him, "Three wives and four concubines are not suitable for me." Yan Yixian scratched her head, not knowing what to say.He could sense that Dao Linghuan had such a strange feeling for him, but it was probably because he was treating Dao Linghuan, or maybe it was the relationship between their fiancée.
But this is all about the relationship between the original owner of the body and Dao Linghuan, and has nothing to do with him.As long as he heals Dao Linghuan well and restores his good person value, he can slap his ass and leave.
"Well, it's getting late, I'm going to bed first." Yan Yixian felt that his thoughts were confused, so he went back to bed and lay down, cleaned up the sheets and turned his back to Dao Linghuan, and began to hypnotize himself to sleep.
Dao Linghuan looked at the back of his head with melancholy eyes like a cat who couldn't get a small dried fish.
Dao Linghuan raised his wrist and turned on the optical brain.The Peerless Legion has a chat channel, and everyone will chat in it when they are free.Dao Linghuan has been diving in the group, only occasionally looking at the chat content in the group.
It was only eight o'clock at this time, the rest time of the Peerless Legion, and many people were chatting inside.The chat box popped up, and Dao Linghuan was speechless for a long time when he saw the group name [Wu Shuang Shooting Explosion]. He guessed that an administrator recently changed it while he was away.
Fork Chicken Rice: Hey, I’m so angry. I recently applied for an increase in resources, but the group of guys actually said that I didn’t have the boss’s signature, so I wouldn’t approve it.
Jinye Pioneer: The boss hasn't recovered yet, why don't you sign.
The cutest chaimei sauce: Convex#艹盘哉, who changed the ID of this shit for me again.
[Administrator] Mute [Most Cute Chai Meijiang] for 10 minutes.
Xiangxiangji: No, the major general has already begun to recover. Do the people I escorted that day know who they are?
The No. [-] legend in the world: Why did you secretly pick up extra money in the small town?
Fragrant Chicken: What an extra money, she is the major general's fiancée.
The group members were unanimously silent.
Sanhuaji: I don't believe it
Square root 270: Same as above
If not that day: +1
Sir William of Two Swords: Let’s discuss the color of the laser gun. Can the research team change the color for me? Which guy gave me a red and green one?
Waste Meow: I deserve it
[Administrator] Forbid [Discarded Meow] for one day.
When Dao Linghuan saw the word fiancee, his melancholy mood improved a lot, so he typed and sent it.
Dao Linghuan: Pass over the signed document and sign it later.
The group members fell silent again.No one would directly type their real name in the chat group, and no one dared to impersonate Dao Linghuan's name.
Xiangxiangji: I just said that the boss is starting to recover... Oh no, boss, is your fiancée really a healer?
Dao Linghuan: Yes.
Sanhuaji: I wipe it!Boss, can you move now?
Fork Chicken Rice: Boss, you are an angel when you appear now!I have sent the file.
Many group members still dare not speak.Even if it's just across the Internet, as long as you see the words Dao Linghuan, you can feel a faint coldness.They believe that as long as they say something strange, they can also be punished by Dao Linghuan saying "five hundred laps around the playground" across the Internet.
Dao Linghuan opened the document, checked it roughly, signed it and sent it back.He clicked on the chat group that popped up, and because of his appearance, there was a lively discussion about the power of the healing system. He typed a few more words, hesitated, and sent it.
Dao Linghuan: Do you have a wife?
This time, the whole group fell silent.
The young people who often bubbling and chatting in the group are unmarried young people. They can't see Dao Linghuan's expression, but based on past experience, they guess that Dao Linghuan may still have an expressionless iceberg face.
It's just that the sentence Bingshan posted now has no punctuation, and the language is concise. In the eyes of a group of people who have no targets, there is a strong meaning of showing off.
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