Two of our teenage years were sick and cured
Chapter 13 A man's heart is needled out of the bottom of the sea with a question, and it is gua
Banxian said, he almost squeezed a few tears for her to see that pitiful appearance.
Tao Yi twitched his eyes, opened Ban Xiaosong's claws that were about to reach out to him, and refused righteously: "Captain, I really can't help you about Wu Tong."
After all, he is the son of my father's friend. Hey, if he accidentally tells his father that I am the manager of the baseball team, Captain, it will be difficult for you to see me in the future, although I don't care, um, That's right, it doesn't matter.
But looking at Ban Xiaosong's behavior, he must have really pissed off Wu Tong this time, she patted the shoulder of the person in front of her, and handed out the Fanta she just bought: "Here, this Fanta is for you."
Ban Xiaosong didn't pick it up for a long time, and carefully looked at the bottle of drink that didn't look like it had been opened.
.....
Tao Yi paused, and added: "Captain, this, I haven't drunk yet."
"I told you earlier, really! Thank you!" Ban Xiaosong immediately took the bottle of Fanta away from her, with satisfaction written all over his face.
And the owner of this bottle of Fanta was raising his hand to give this person who disliked him a slap in the face, but Ban Xiaosong seemed to be talking to himself and muttered, "This is for Wu Tong, so I don't dislike him." What."
... Is this child an idiot? He has spoken out all his thoughts.
Tao Yi coughed in embarrassment, covered her reddened face with her hands and went out.Ban Xiaosong was stunned for a long time: I didn't seem to say anything, why did the manager run so fast.By the way, what was I thinking just now? ? ? !I don't have any thoughts about the manager oh heh heh heh!
It's summer, and it's sultry.The point is that it's summer now, why do those men have more affairs than women, this is not a troubled time, hey!Tao Xi, put down the bat in your hand and stop showing off!Although there is no camera now, but you will hit the real camera on this set in a while, I will not help you plead with the director!
However, this time the development of the matter did not seem to be as tragic as Tao Yi half-immortal expected. It can be said that Tao Xi hit back two balls with ease, and hit the ball to Tao Yiyouyouyouzai with a handsome counterattack. A place to read.It can only be said that fortunately, she has a well-developed motor nerve, and these two small balls can't hit her.
Tao Yi played with two baseballs in her hand, turned a page of the book, raised her head slightly and glanced at Tao Xi who was standing on the other side of the playground proudly smiling at her, and decided to go back this weekend to kill him together with Guo Guo.
but….
Obviously, she doesn't need to make a move now, Tao Xi has been hit on the head by the baseball from the newly bought ball machine, kneeling on the playground and crying, although she really wanted to look up to the sky and laugh a few times, but she still called the emergency call first good.
"This is the central hospital, may I ask... (blah blah blah blah)"
"...On the playground of Moon Island High School, someone was condemned by God because he didn't believe in the prophecy of the half-immortal. If he doesn't come, he will be demoted to hell."
"..." Your explanation is really good, anyway, someone was injured, right, you [Muffling——] middle school girl.
Not long after, the ambulance finally arrived long before Tao Yi was knocked unconscious by Ban Xiaosong.
Everything was peaceful, that is, when the doctor got off the stretcher and found that the patient was still kneeling on the ground and crying, wearing a mask, ceramic art could see how painful the doctor's facial muscles were twitching.
"Doctor, you need to supplement calcium, or your face will be deformed." Tao Yi kindly reminded her.
go away.
The doctor felt that he should not have set foot on this campus.
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There may be drops!
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【Refill】
☆、#弗wai(四)#
Wells was very happy, happy like a flower, hung up the call from Ban Xiaosong asking him to help take care of Tao Yi, and he led the man who almost fell asleep on the main road in broad daylight to the student dormitory.
"You said that this is not the first time you have come to the United States. Why are you still so tired of jet lag?" Wells stuffed her clothes into the closet one by one, still very polite and did not open the pottery. As soon as the underwear box is opened, Ban Xiaosong will definitely come across the Pacific Ocean to seek revenge on him.
Tao Yi collapsed on the bed that Wells had already made, and fell asleep the second she touched the pillow.
……Hey!
With such a handsome man collecting your clothes for you, you feel very relaxed and feel no guilt!
How could Wells be regarded as the senior student of their school, when he helped others collect clothes, this kid didn't know how to cherish it.What will this do to those girls who are queuing up to open their suitcases and bite their handkerchiefs.
Before he left, he pinched the sleeping man's face fiercely, and then he answered the Nth call from Ban Xiaosong in a good mood: "Hello?"
"Wells, where's Tao Yi?" Ban Xiaosong remembered that he clearly dialed his girlfriend's number, why did this person answer the call.
"Fall asleep." Wells said indifferently, and even pushed the man.
"..." When Ban Xiaosong heard this, although he felt sorry for Tao Yi's jet lag, "Hurry up and leave Tao Yi's dormitory, bastard!"
"...I'm not, you hit me~" Wells' playfulness came up again, "She's still holding my hand~"
……
Ban Xiaosong almost crushed the mobile phone, because the current mobile phone cannot withstand such a strong torture.
"Will S.!" He gritted his teeth and pronounced the name of the person who had been very unhappy since the first time he met.
"Tsk tsk tsk, Ban Xiaosong, can you take a good swim in the sea?" Wu Tong sat on the swimming ring and let the waves push him, "Don't you count how many calls you made today? "
"Counting the current number, it's seventeen." Yin Ke quickly reported the correct number. Of course, he had already gone out for a swim and came back. Ban Xiaosong was still on the spot and lost his temper on the phone.
Wells, who seemed to have succeeded in some prank here, immediately hung up the phone to save his eardrums from being damaged for a while, but just to scare him, Ban Xiaosong won't really come across the entire Pacific Ocean to find him.
He shouldn't be that boring, yes.Wells nodded affirmatively.
When the first day of school came, Tao Yi was dressed very coolly. She was already good-looking with a near-perfect figure and long legs.Well, some boys have already started asking for their phone numbers.
The United States has always been a very open country, and it is normal for boys to express their love for girls as soon as they meet.Wells is still very responsible and intends to help Tao Yi out of the siege, otherwise the descendants of this brother may not appear in this world again in a while.
Just when he was about to take Tao Yi's hand to show that this person is in possession, another salty pig's hand touched the girl's fair skin.
It's over, good luck, bro.
Wells is already preparing to cover his eyes with his hands to avoid watching the murderous scene, but let's report to the jealous jar, his girlfriend was touched by others and so on.Although he wouldn't be so bored and came all the way across the Pacific Ocean, giving him a call can still scold this man to death.
Facts have proved that Ban Xiaosong is really such a boring person.
Tao Yi just wanted to raise her leg to kick this impolite person away, but she was stunned for a moment when she turned her head.
"Ban Xiaosong?" It seems to be the first day of school, right? It's the first day of school, right? Why are you here!
"Hmph." Ban Xiaosong glanced arrogantly at Wells, who was also dumbfounded, as if he was showing off something, and his other hand was dishonestly holding Tao Yi's slender waist.
Wells is very helpless. I didn't expect this person to have tasted so much. There is really no way to underestimate him. A man in love or something.
In the next second, Ban Xiaosong changed into fluent English and pulled out a sentence. God knows how reluctant Yin Ke was to teach him this sentence: "Sheismine."
Then he put his lips on it directly, very domineering and tough, and Tao Yi didn't want to make any resistance, this person can kiss if he wants to, anyway, she doesn't suffer any disadvantages, but after thinking about it, she won't be able to tease beautiful and lovely foreign girls , it is a pity.
Everyone was a little embarrassed, but most of them still chose to take a photo to commemorate their first love in college that died in the cradle.Wells also took a picture and immediately sent it to Wu Tong in China.
During the teacher's roll call, Wu Tong took out his vibrating mobile phone, glanced at the photo, and whispered "Tch——".
"Ban Xiaosong." The teacher took the roster and read the name of this man who defended his love in the United States.With the light reflected from the glasses, the teacher scanned the classroom, just about to put a cross behind the name.
Yin Ke cleared his throat, pinched his nose and answered, "Here!"
... The teacher pushed his glasses, but he was more forgiving and didn't go into why a boy had such a strange voice.
"... Xiaosong is really too much." Yin Ke complained in a low voice, "It is most effective to say that it is most effective to show off on the first day of school..."
Wu Tong curled his lips, and secretly made a note of the former captain of the baseball team in his heart. Anyway, the captain didn't have any real power when he was in high school.
The author has something to say: Fanwai is really better to write.
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☆, as long as it is a creature, there will be a nemesis!
The hospital is a place that needs to be kept quiet, especially Tao Xi's room. The doctor said that the louder the noise, the harder it will be. Excessive noise may make this once all-powerful ace player mentally retarded. Of course, the doctor will not know Tao Xi West is the ace player thing.
The people on the hospital bed can be said to have become the descendants of dead fish eyes. They have inherited these eyes perfectly, and their heads are still wrapped in bandages, including their hair. Tao Yi is a little worried. Will Tao Xi turn into a land in the sea or something when removing the bandages?
And the little nurse also said that there was a person who was more entangled than Tao Xi before, so wouldn't that be a humanoid UFO?
Tao Yi said to his brother like that: I want to sever the mother-child relationship with him.
As if telepathic, Tao Xi raised his eyes and glared at her at this moment.
Ban Xiaosong is now more competent than her own sister, so Tao Yi secretly decided to accept Ban Xiaosong as his younger brother.After taking a nap for a while, when she woke up, she saw Ban Xiaosong smiling brightly.
"What are you doing?" Tao Yi shrank behind the stool, the reclining chair in this hospital is still very comfortable.
Ban Xiaosong was carrying his schoolbag, showing a row of big white teeth, and he smiled vigorously: "Manager, please give me more advice on the weekend?"
Pottery: ? ?What happened while I was asleep? ?
Tao Xi proud expression: hum!I've sold you once.
Stepping into the door of the ceramic artist for the second time, Ban Xiaosong was still completely unrestrained, and brought into full play the polite saying "Treat this as casually as your own home".That being the case, he was soon assigned by Guoguofa to wash the dishes.
Adhering to the principle of respecting customers, to be precise... the bowls are really too many. Although Banxian has a thick skin, she should not be so troublesome. After all, Tao Xi's house is more chaotic, so he Wouldn't it be better to go and tidy up that room.
Tao Yi held the bowl and put it on the sink that was already full and rinsed it with water. This side went over to wipe it with the bowl cloth. The semi-immortal who was distracted felt that the touch of his hand was a bit wrong.
It was slippery and hard, as if it was still wriggling. She just wanted to tell Guoguo not to make trouble, but she looked away slightly - black, with tentacles, well, she hadn't seen this creature for a long time.
Tao Yi was stunned, her hand was still on the cockroach she had been afraid of since she was a child, and she pressed it inadvertently.Except for being scared to cry by this bug in a garden in the United States when I was a child, Tao Yi has not seen it for several years, but now she is in close contact.
The cockroach moved its tentacles, pressed the man again, and immediately straightened its legs and moved quickly towards the place where Tao Yi was standing.The creature in her hand moved, and it was so fast that those calves were like clockwork.
Ban Xiaosong was in harmony here, he was putting away his books when he heard a heart-piercing scream from outside - "Ahhhhhhh!"
"What happened??"
He quickly put down his book and rushed out of Tao Xi's room, and saw the manager who he remembered as fearless sitting on the ground, holding a piece of wreckage of a bowl in his hand - the bowl fell to the ground and shattered, not far away from her. A cockroach with its tentacles swinging was lying on the edge of the stove in the distance.
There was a table behind Tao Yi, she panicked, Guoguo looked in her direction from the sofa.Ban Xiaosong's heart tightened suddenly, and by the time he realized it, he was already grabbing his slippers and beating down on the culprit.
Even before the poor corpse was dealt with, Ban Xiaosong immediately squatted down, seeing that the person in front of him still seemed not calm down, he couldn't resist the urge to reach out and hug her, and directly put the pottery circle into his bosom Among them, the hand can be described as stroking Tao Yi's head with the word stroking.
"It's okay, manager." Ban Xiaosong said softly.
"..." Who am I, where am I, and what am I doing?
After Tao Yi's brain restarted, she got out of Ban Xiaosong's arms, sniffed, and stretched out her hand to rub it again.Her cheeks were slightly flushed, and she reached out to touch it, which was still a little wet.
"Huh?" What's going on?
Ban Xiaosong held her face up, and found that the half-immortal seemed to be crying from fright, she must have been frightened to tears, and there was still water flowing from her eyes!
What should I do in this situation? ?
tissue!That's right!Pass the tissue!
Ban Xiaosong immediately pulled a few paper towels from the dining table and stuffed them into the hands of the man who was constantly wiping away the physiological saline.
Tao Yi wiped his face with a tissue indiscriminately, his heart was already turning upside down——
woc?Am I crying?Oh My God!How long has it been since the tears of labor and management have appeared in this arena!Isn't it just a little cockroach? How could this half-immortal be so afraid of this?!I mean, is it dead?It should be dead, it's good to be dead...
Um?Ban Xiaosong seems to be still in front of him, hey!
Tao Yi shrugged her nose, raised her head and tried to look at the person who seemed to have saved herself with her murderous eyes: "Ban Xiaosong, if you dare to speak out, you will die."
……
Manager, do you know that saying this with a red nose and eyes is not harmful at all, but it will make people think you are acting like a baby, he thought so, stretched out his hand to pat her on the head, and smiled: "I knew."
"You're still laughing!" Tao Yi became angry when she saw the man in front of her curling up her mouth. She decided not only to make Ban Xiaosong regret what she did today, but also to make cockroaches regret being born in this world!
However, even after the two of them got married... Tao Yi would still jump to a high place and hold an electric mosquito swatter to direct Ban Xiaosong to get rid of this disgusting creature every time there was a cockroach.
But this is all for the rest.
Now Ban Xiaosong has a sense of superiority, he still has the same expression, and he rubs Tao Yi's soft hair even more aggressively.
Hey, now the atmosphere is like pink bubbles, the two of them are looking at each other, although Tao Yi insists that he is giving Ban Xiaosong an eye knife with his sharp eyes.
Sitting on the sofa, Guoguo indifferently picked up the remote control and tuned the channel, without turning her head, she muttered: "Excessive, hum, watch me play a wedding march soundtrack for you."
The author has something to say: It is true about being scared to cry by cockroaches.
My roommate has a very tough girl, a woman who is not afraid of anything, she was scared to tears by a cute cockroach corpse last time.
Well, it's not cute at all. We are also very afraid of this creature, and we were scared to cry last time, but after seeing it a lot, we can calmly jump on the bed and watch it go away.
I don’t know if there are any girls who are afraid of cockroaches!
I don’t know how this chapter is written. If you have any suggestions or areas that need improvement, you must say it. We are also very clueless!
☆. Whether men and women give or receive each other is just a cloud.
Who is Guoguo?Tao Xi's evaluation is - this little girl will never let herself be wronged.Now Guoguo thinks that she has been wronged, because it is too harmful for her to see such a discordant scene as a child.
"I want to hear a bedtime story!" She stood in the corridor with a big doll in her arms, and shouted to Tao Yi, who was spraying the entire kitchen with insecticide, "Come and tell me!"
Ban Xiaosong rushed out of Tao Xi's room with a mop, put his hand on the child's shoulder, and said beggingly: "Guoguo, tomorrow, tomorrow, find a handsome guy to tell you stories and play with you, okay?"
"You said it! You can't lie!" The little girl pouted, trying to add a sense of majesty.
"Okay!" Ban Xiaosong agreed very readily, and the next second he took out his mobile phone and called Wu Tong to come over tomorrow.
Before Guoguo entered the room with the doll in her arms, she turned her head to the smiling Ban Xiaosong and said, "By the way, don't sleep on the sofa at night. Xiao Taozi was crawled out of the TV when he was sleeping on the sofa in the middle of the night. My sister with her hair and white skirt fainted from fright."
……
Ban Xiaosong swallowed a mouthful of saliva, the corners of his mouth froze in place, he turned his head and looked at Tao Yi like a tape.Seeing the latter made his heart tremble, and he immediately felt an ominous premonition.
"No, captain, don't listen to her..." Tao Yi said immediately, before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Ban Xiaosong, who was frightened by the ghost.
"Tao Yi, please!" He put his palms together and raised his palms upwards, full of sincerity towards the person who was stepping on the bridge made of chairs.
Tao Yi twitched his eyes and sighed, who told this person to help him just now: "Okay, is it acceptable to lay the floor?"
"Absolutely!" Ban Xiaosong patted his chest to show how sure he was of this matter.
"Manager, this floor makes my back hurt..." Ban Xiaosong tossed and turned on the mattress that wasn't too thin or too thick, and finally said while covering the protruding bones on both sides of his back.
... Labor and management should not trust you.
Just as Tao Yi was about to fall asleep, she was woken up by this man's voice, and she still pretended to be a pitiful voice.
"Ban Xiaosong, are you the Princess and the Pea? That's the thickness of a mattress and a quilt!" Tao Yi couldn't bear it anymore, she had nothing to say to Ban Xiaosong's weak body.
"...I'm thin."
That's a really good reason, come on, I promise I won't kill you.
Tao Yi waved his hand and said, "Then you go to the sofa, it's so soft."
As a result, the child was startled by Guoguo's gloomy expression and terrifying words and quickly shook his head. Even in the dark, Tao Yi could strongly feel Ban Xiaosong's refusal.
"Then you can sleep well!" She rolled up the long pillow and put it on her face.
"But the back hurts..." Ban Xiaosong continued to pretend to be pitiful, and Tao Yi could guarantee that if she didn't come up with another good idea, the child would cry.
She was sleeping in the middle of the bed, but impatiently threw herself to the other side of the bed, casually lifted the quilt from the other half of the empty bed, and patted vigorously with her hands: "Come up!"
... Manager, is it really okay for you to be so open?
"Tao Yi, isn't that bad?" Ban Xiaosong decided to pretend to be reserved, after all, he wanted to give enough roles to the male and female protagonists, even though the role settings seemed to be reversed.
"If you don't fall in love, if you don't fall in love, you can put it in the ground." Tao Yi said and planned to move back to the center.
"Hey! Don't! I'll go up!" Ban Xiaosong got permission and immediately jumped onto the rather big bed with his quilt in his arms.
He twisted his body nervously, and after covering the quilt securely, he twisted and turned to the direction of pottery.Just as he was about to thank him, he found that Tao Yi was looking at him with his eyes wide open.
"What's wrong?" Ban Xiaosong blinked.
In the darkness, it was obvious that the whites of the two eyes suddenly appeared——Tao Yi rolled her eyes: "Are you a snake, twisting and turning, do you know that we are in the same bed now?"
"I'm a dragon, manager." Ban Xiaosong added calmly, "Besides, we should worry about you when we sleep on the same bed, manager?"
"Hehe." Tao Yi rolled her eyes again. She doesn't know what expression she can use except this expression, and Ban Xiaosong's appearance is not mocking her, but asking a serious question. ... There is nothing to say, but she still wants to say: "Captain, I don't think you dare."
...be looked down upon.
This sentence was remembered to him on the day of the wedding. Ban Xiaosong really loved the custom of making troubles in the bridal chamber, and before making troubles, he did not forget to say: "Honey, I really dare."
But this is all a few years later, what happened on the first day of sexual life, it is still far from now, I can only say that the current Ban Xiaosong really dare not.
"Okay, don't be awkward, go to sleep, I beg you." Tao Yi was so sleepy that she didn't even want to open her mouth to speak, she threw down such a sentence vaguely, she didn't care whether Ban Xiaosong understood it or not, she immediately fell asleep , completely indifferent to a man sleeping next to him.
Ban Xiaosong's face twitched a little, he stretched out his hand from under the quilt, rubbed his nose, glanced at the people beside him, and fell into deep thought.
Why didn't this person respond at all, he was a little upset, is my masculinity so bad?
The author has something to say: We admit that we are a rot.One couldn't control it and wrote Wu Tong Yinke as if he was a CP, but he decided to let nature take its course and not say it out loud, hahaha.
It's the second update today, and I feel great.
Praise me [cover face]
All kinds of dong, I will think about how to write it in.
#Fanwai (five)#
During the remote Valentine's Day during college, Ban Xiaosong and Tao Yi finally made an appointment to have both China and the United States on February [-]th, and then started the video regardless of sleep.
The moment Tao Yi opened the video, he saw Xiaosong's lips in his field of vision.She twitched the corner of her mouth and asked, "Captain, are your lips swollen like this due to allergies?"
"Pfft——" Ban Xiaosong almost didn't spray his saliva on the camera, he covered his mouth and explained to himself in embarrassment, "You have to stick your lips together! Even if we are separated, we won't be able to stop us from kissing!"
Then he brought his lips closer to the camera, just barely pasting them.Tao Yi controlled the urge to shut down the computer forcibly, and refused: "No! I don't want to have such intimate contact with the camera!"
"Oh, put it up!" Ban Xiaosong insisted.
In desperation, the half-immortal could only put his finger on it and pretend that it was his lips. On the other end of the video, Yin Ke and Wu Tong, who were watching a drama late at night, saw Ban Xiaosong kissing Tao Yi's lips alone, so they decided to Don't beat his young heart by telling him he only put a finger on it.
Moreover, this person kisses with great relish, so he almost sent it out at the end...
"mua!"
Okay, they take back what they said earlier, this man is hopeless, if his little fans see it, they may despair of this glamorous man who is actually a wife-controlling man.
Tao Yi watched the news while writing a thesis to analyze the current financial market, while chatting with Ban Xiaosong without saying a word.
This person whose brain is not very good at times is now shining brightly: "Ceramic art! Stop writing papers!"
Banxian could only calmly put down the pen and silently took out the phone, then put it in front of the screen and shook it: "I'm playing with my phone."
I believe you are stupid.Ban Xiaosong pursed his lips and looked at the time inadvertently. They had been chatting for two hours.He yawned, and Tao Yi immediately said, "I can't hold it anymore, go to sleep! I'm still waiting for you to call me on time!"
"...Can't you just say something about taking good care of me..." Ban Xiaosong muttered, "I see, I will call you on time... Haah... so sleepy."
Just as Tao Yi was about to turn off the video, he heard Ban Xiaosong asking loudly: "Do you think I'm attractive!"
"Yes." Tao Yi still admitted that when Ban Xiaosong wore women's clothing, his hormones were exuding.
"I'm talking about masculinity, don't think about me wearing women's clothes again!" Tao Yi answered so bluntly, Ban Xiaosong felt deceitful when he heard it.
"..."
Silence, endless silence.
"Hey!" Ban Xiaosong was about to cry, his masculinity had been immune to this man since before.
"...Uh, yes, yes, you have masculine charm!" Tao Yi still opened her eyes wide and pretended to be careless in agreement.
"……pottery……"
Ah, no electricity.
Ban Xiaosong looked at the computer that was plugged in but not turned on, feeling depressed, he hadn't gotten a satisfactory answer yet. Hey!
He turned to look at Yin Ke sadly and angrily: "Ke Ke~"
"What's the matter, Komatsu?" Yin Ke replied without moving his eyelids while watching the American drama.
"Do I have masculinity?" Ban Xiaosong's pitiful voice.
"Well, you have Xiaosong." Yin Xueba replied quickly,
Ban Xiaosong curled his lips, extremely depressed: "It's useless to ask you...you're not a pottery..."
"..." Yin Ke refused to talk to this person.
Wu Tong threw a pillow right into Ban Xiaosong's head: "Idiot!"
——TBC——
☆. What is it like to have a bear child at home ([-])
It was bright day, the curtains were drawn tightly, only a few beams of light slipped in from the corners, but it was not enough to wake up the two people who had slept on the bed until the end of time.
The doorbell rang in the living room, and it was heard inside the house. Ban Xiaosong raised his legs, rubbed his sleepy eyes, muttered something, and turned over.He was so sleepy that he didn't even realize that he was falling asleep face to face with Tao Yi, and he was still preparing to play chess with Duke Zhou.
Change your eyes, let's ignore these two people who are obviously sharing the same bed but have no sense of crisis, and take a look at Wu Tong who came to Tao Xi's door on time early in the morning.
After Guoguo opened the door for him, immediately, instantly grabbed Wu Tong's thigh and refused to let him go, talking about handsome brother handsome brother.Wu Tong could only drag his legs to Tao Xi's room like a cripple, and opened the door.He originally thought that even if Ban Xiaosong didn't sleep in the living room, he would at least sleep on the floor.However, what came into view was an empty floor.
Lifting your eyelids, you can see two people lying face to face on the bed, sleeping like dead pigs.
Wu Tong stared, and decisively took out his mobile phone to take a picture, even if he is a school grass recognized by the whole school, he would have a heart of gossip.
Next, Ban Xiaosong experienced a horrible way of calling the bed——Guoguo jumped onto the bed, turned off the light on purpose, put on a ghost mask, and leaned in front of Ban Xiaosong. By the way, her buttocks and feet were facing each other. pottery.
Guoguo, wearing a mask, reached out and pushed Ban Xiaosong, who clicked his mouth impatiently, opened his eyes slightly and complained: "Don't make trouble... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
It’s a perfect transition, Ban Xiaosong is completely awakened now, looking back to find Wu Tong hammering the wall and laughing happily, Tao Yi was woken up by a loud noise that was an octave higher than yesterday’s own scream, I don’t know how many times, She stretched out her hand to grab Guoguo's butt, and slapped it again: "Guoguo... move away... it stinks..."
"..." Guoguo wanted to clarify here that she didn't fart just now, and she also took a shower every day and washed it very clean.
Wu Tong shook his phone in front of Tao Yi, threatening: "Ban Xiaosong is awake, if you don't mind, I'll post this photo to the class."
Tao Yi turned over, eyes still squinted, put the quilt over his head and said indifferently: "Well... you can post it..."
"..." Hey, is it really okay if you don't care so much?Your innocence, half-immortal, that's your innocence!
Ban Xiaosong's idea is as above.
Wu Tong lost patience with this thick-skinned person, directly put Guoguo on her head, and ordered Guoguo to start jumping.
……
Tao Yi was playing on the sofa with his tablet in his arms, while Ban Xiaosong and Wu Tong were preparing to cook.
"I'll go! What does the kitchen smell like?" Wu Tong covered his nose with one hand, and kept fanning with the other.
Ban Xiaosong had already prepared a mask, sprayed it with air freshener, turned around and said silently: "The smell of mothballs."
"Why do you put this?" Wu Tong picked up a corner of his clothes and covered his nose with difficulty to breathe.
"Get rid of cockroaches..." Tao Yi lay on the sofa half-deadly answering the question.
"..."
Wu Tong waited until the air freshener filled the whole room before starting to make his own little cake.Tao Yi saw that he took out a pile of flour, eggs, and white sugar, and immediately rushed to him with blood in his eyes, his eyes glowing.
"Why?" Wu Tong held the flour basin away from her.
"Making desserts? Me too!"
Seeing the other party looking at her suspiciously, Tao Yi immediately rolled up his sleeves, not to hit someone, but to prove his strength: "Don't you believe me?"
"That's not true." Wu Tong nodded.
Ban Xiaosong also nodded in agreement, seeing Tao Yi's eyes flicking towards him, he immediately began to shake his head like a rattle.
"Then shall we compete?"
Although Banxian's dessert making skills are not as good as those of masters, it's not bad, at least it can satisfy most people.Before, Ban Xiaosong was complaining to her that Wu Tong's cake looked good, but the taste was not flattering.She originally thought that the senior colonel had self-knowledge, but it seems that she still needs some advice from a half-immortal.
The two immediately started to make their own preparations. Flour, eggs, milk, sugar, butter and other items were lined up on the table.In the beginning, the steps were all the same, until Ban Xiaosong discovered that Wu Tong was pouring soy sauce into the bread.
"Wait! Wu Tong! What are you doing?" As a judge, he still had to point out some mistakes.
"Oh, I'm coloring this bread." Wu Tong calmly took a spoon and poured a few spoonfuls until the bread turned brown. "There is no chocolate here, so we can only use soy sauce for coloring."
...are you sure they taste the same? ?
Ban Xiaosong couldn't help but feel sorry for himself and Guoguo who needed to taste the two finished products later.
Tao Yi is very indifferent to the world and goes through the process slowly. As the saying goes, slow work produces meticulous work, so she has no steps that make Ban Xiaosong questionable.
Guoguo propped her elbows on the table, supported her head, and began to tell the truth: "I think Xiao Yizi did better. Alright, the verdict is over!"
Ban Xiaosong was about to raise his hands in approval. Seeing Wu Tong's expression like he had eaten shit, he swallowed, put his hand down timidly, and said suddenly: "Guoguo, we still have to wait until we eat it." Only then will the results come out.”
Although I strongly believe that pottery is more delicious, I dare not provoke Wu Tong!
"But Xiao Yizi worked part-time in a chain dessert shop when she was in the United States, and there were many customers." Guoguo muttered, which she heard from Tao Xi.Every time Xiao Taozi showed Tao Yi the desserts she made when she posted on Moments, there were all kinds of desserts, both in appearance and connotation.
"..." Wu Tong shook his hand when he was making the shape, which made him want to look awkward again.
Ban Xiaosong looked at Tao Yi, and saw that they had already started to go into the oven, and there were many shapes.Pottery makes biscuits, and you can vaguely see that the shape of each biscuit is different.
The ending is easy to come by.
When Wu Tong just put down the soy sauce before, Ban Xiaosong might still have doubts about what kind of new flavor it might be, but after seeing that he put a little green onion and mixed it together, Ban Xiaosong was absolutely sure that it was definitely a dark dish, absolutely, That's right!
Emotional Wu Tong, the ace of the Cubs, the school grass of Moon Island, is thinking of baking cakes as scrambled eggs!Finally sold out
Tao Yi twitched his eyes, opened Ban Xiaosong's claws that were about to reach out to him, and refused righteously: "Captain, I really can't help you about Wu Tong."
After all, he is the son of my father's friend. Hey, if he accidentally tells his father that I am the manager of the baseball team, Captain, it will be difficult for you to see me in the future, although I don't care, um, That's right, it doesn't matter.
But looking at Ban Xiaosong's behavior, he must have really pissed off Wu Tong this time, she patted the shoulder of the person in front of her, and handed out the Fanta she just bought: "Here, this Fanta is for you."
Ban Xiaosong didn't pick it up for a long time, and carefully looked at the bottle of drink that didn't look like it had been opened.
.....
Tao Yi paused, and added: "Captain, this, I haven't drunk yet."
"I told you earlier, really! Thank you!" Ban Xiaosong immediately took the bottle of Fanta away from her, with satisfaction written all over his face.
And the owner of this bottle of Fanta was raising his hand to give this person who disliked him a slap in the face, but Ban Xiaosong seemed to be talking to himself and muttered, "This is for Wu Tong, so I don't dislike him." What."
... Is this child an idiot? He has spoken out all his thoughts.
Tao Yi coughed in embarrassment, covered her reddened face with her hands and went out.Ban Xiaosong was stunned for a long time: I didn't seem to say anything, why did the manager run so fast.By the way, what was I thinking just now? ? ? !I don't have any thoughts about the manager oh heh heh heh!
It's summer, and it's sultry.The point is that it's summer now, why do those men have more affairs than women, this is not a troubled time, hey!Tao Xi, put down the bat in your hand and stop showing off!Although there is no camera now, but you will hit the real camera on this set in a while, I will not help you plead with the director!
However, this time the development of the matter did not seem to be as tragic as Tao Yi half-immortal expected. It can be said that Tao Xi hit back two balls with ease, and hit the ball to Tao Yiyouyouyouzai with a handsome counterattack. A place to read.It can only be said that fortunately, she has a well-developed motor nerve, and these two small balls can't hit her.
Tao Yi played with two baseballs in her hand, turned a page of the book, raised her head slightly and glanced at Tao Xi who was standing on the other side of the playground proudly smiling at her, and decided to go back this weekend to kill him together with Guo Guo.
but….
Obviously, she doesn't need to make a move now, Tao Xi has been hit on the head by the baseball from the newly bought ball machine, kneeling on the playground and crying, although she really wanted to look up to the sky and laugh a few times, but she still called the emergency call first good.
"This is the central hospital, may I ask... (blah blah blah blah)"
"...On the playground of Moon Island High School, someone was condemned by God because he didn't believe in the prophecy of the half-immortal. If he doesn't come, he will be demoted to hell."
"..." Your explanation is really good, anyway, someone was injured, right, you [Muffling——] middle school girl.
Not long after, the ambulance finally arrived long before Tao Yi was knocked unconscious by Ban Xiaosong.
Everything was peaceful, that is, when the doctor got off the stretcher and found that the patient was still kneeling on the ground and crying, wearing a mask, ceramic art could see how painful the doctor's facial muscles were twitching.
"Doctor, you need to supplement calcium, or your face will be deformed." Tao Yi kindly reminded her.
go away.
The doctor felt that he should not have set foot on this campus.
The author has something to say: There should be no episodes today!
There may be drops!
But there is another update at night ~ Do you love me very much? I am not sure about the feature film, remember to come before going to bed at night ~
【Refill】
☆、#弗wai(四)#
Wells was very happy, happy like a flower, hung up the call from Ban Xiaosong asking him to help take care of Tao Yi, and he led the man who almost fell asleep on the main road in broad daylight to the student dormitory.
"You said that this is not the first time you have come to the United States. Why are you still so tired of jet lag?" Wells stuffed her clothes into the closet one by one, still very polite and did not open the pottery. As soon as the underwear box is opened, Ban Xiaosong will definitely come across the Pacific Ocean to seek revenge on him.
Tao Yi collapsed on the bed that Wells had already made, and fell asleep the second she touched the pillow.
……Hey!
With such a handsome man collecting your clothes for you, you feel very relaxed and feel no guilt!
How could Wells be regarded as the senior student of their school, when he helped others collect clothes, this kid didn't know how to cherish it.What will this do to those girls who are queuing up to open their suitcases and bite their handkerchiefs.
Before he left, he pinched the sleeping man's face fiercely, and then he answered the Nth call from Ban Xiaosong in a good mood: "Hello?"
"Wells, where's Tao Yi?" Ban Xiaosong remembered that he clearly dialed his girlfriend's number, why did this person answer the call.
"Fall asleep." Wells said indifferently, and even pushed the man.
"..." When Ban Xiaosong heard this, although he felt sorry for Tao Yi's jet lag, "Hurry up and leave Tao Yi's dormitory, bastard!"
"...I'm not, you hit me~" Wells' playfulness came up again, "She's still holding my hand~"
……
Ban Xiaosong almost crushed the mobile phone, because the current mobile phone cannot withstand such a strong torture.
"Will S.!" He gritted his teeth and pronounced the name of the person who had been very unhappy since the first time he met.
"Tsk tsk tsk, Ban Xiaosong, can you take a good swim in the sea?" Wu Tong sat on the swimming ring and let the waves push him, "Don't you count how many calls you made today? "
"Counting the current number, it's seventeen." Yin Ke quickly reported the correct number. Of course, he had already gone out for a swim and came back. Ban Xiaosong was still on the spot and lost his temper on the phone.
Wells, who seemed to have succeeded in some prank here, immediately hung up the phone to save his eardrums from being damaged for a while, but just to scare him, Ban Xiaosong won't really come across the entire Pacific Ocean to find him.
He shouldn't be that boring, yes.Wells nodded affirmatively.
When the first day of school came, Tao Yi was dressed very coolly. She was already good-looking with a near-perfect figure and long legs.Well, some boys have already started asking for their phone numbers.
The United States has always been a very open country, and it is normal for boys to express their love for girls as soon as they meet.Wells is still very responsible and intends to help Tao Yi out of the siege, otherwise the descendants of this brother may not appear in this world again in a while.
Just when he was about to take Tao Yi's hand to show that this person is in possession, another salty pig's hand touched the girl's fair skin.
It's over, good luck, bro.
Wells is already preparing to cover his eyes with his hands to avoid watching the murderous scene, but let's report to the jealous jar, his girlfriend was touched by others and so on.Although he wouldn't be so bored and came all the way across the Pacific Ocean, giving him a call can still scold this man to death.
Facts have proved that Ban Xiaosong is really such a boring person.
Tao Yi just wanted to raise her leg to kick this impolite person away, but she was stunned for a moment when she turned her head.
"Ban Xiaosong?" It seems to be the first day of school, right? It's the first day of school, right? Why are you here!
"Hmph." Ban Xiaosong glanced arrogantly at Wells, who was also dumbfounded, as if he was showing off something, and his other hand was dishonestly holding Tao Yi's slender waist.
Wells is very helpless. I didn't expect this person to have tasted so much. There is really no way to underestimate him. A man in love or something.
In the next second, Ban Xiaosong changed into fluent English and pulled out a sentence. God knows how reluctant Yin Ke was to teach him this sentence: "Sheismine."
Then he put his lips on it directly, very domineering and tough, and Tao Yi didn't want to make any resistance, this person can kiss if he wants to, anyway, she doesn't suffer any disadvantages, but after thinking about it, she won't be able to tease beautiful and lovely foreign girls , it is a pity.
Everyone was a little embarrassed, but most of them still chose to take a photo to commemorate their first love in college that died in the cradle.Wells also took a picture and immediately sent it to Wu Tong in China.
During the teacher's roll call, Wu Tong took out his vibrating mobile phone, glanced at the photo, and whispered "Tch——".
"Ban Xiaosong." The teacher took the roster and read the name of this man who defended his love in the United States.With the light reflected from the glasses, the teacher scanned the classroom, just about to put a cross behind the name.
Yin Ke cleared his throat, pinched his nose and answered, "Here!"
... The teacher pushed his glasses, but he was more forgiving and didn't go into why a boy had such a strange voice.
"... Xiaosong is really too much." Yin Ke complained in a low voice, "It is most effective to say that it is most effective to show off on the first day of school..."
Wu Tong curled his lips, and secretly made a note of the former captain of the baseball team in his heart. Anyway, the captain didn't have any real power when he was in high school.
The author has something to say: Fanwai is really better to write.
Tomorrow will be the main event, I don’t know what everyone thinks about this extra episode ohhhhhhhh—
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There will be sugar tomorrow!As for the proposal of Qiangdong, what do you think?
☆, as long as it is a creature, there will be a nemesis!
The hospital is a place that needs to be kept quiet, especially Tao Xi's room. The doctor said that the louder the noise, the harder it will be. Excessive noise may make this once all-powerful ace player mentally retarded. Of course, the doctor will not know Tao Xi West is the ace player thing.
The people on the hospital bed can be said to have become the descendants of dead fish eyes. They have inherited these eyes perfectly, and their heads are still wrapped in bandages, including their hair. Tao Yi is a little worried. Will Tao Xi turn into a land in the sea or something when removing the bandages?
And the little nurse also said that there was a person who was more entangled than Tao Xi before, so wouldn't that be a humanoid UFO?
Tao Yi said to his brother like that: I want to sever the mother-child relationship with him.
As if telepathic, Tao Xi raised his eyes and glared at her at this moment.
Ban Xiaosong is now more competent than her own sister, so Tao Yi secretly decided to accept Ban Xiaosong as his younger brother.After taking a nap for a while, when she woke up, she saw Ban Xiaosong smiling brightly.
"What are you doing?" Tao Yi shrank behind the stool, the reclining chair in this hospital is still very comfortable.
Ban Xiaosong was carrying his schoolbag, showing a row of big white teeth, and he smiled vigorously: "Manager, please give me more advice on the weekend?"
Pottery: ? ?What happened while I was asleep? ?
Tao Xi proud expression: hum!I've sold you once.
Stepping into the door of the ceramic artist for the second time, Ban Xiaosong was still completely unrestrained, and brought into full play the polite saying "Treat this as casually as your own home".That being the case, he was soon assigned by Guoguofa to wash the dishes.
Adhering to the principle of respecting customers, to be precise... the bowls are really too many. Although Banxian has a thick skin, she should not be so troublesome. After all, Tao Xi's house is more chaotic, so he Wouldn't it be better to go and tidy up that room.
Tao Yi held the bowl and put it on the sink that was already full and rinsed it with water. This side went over to wipe it with the bowl cloth. The semi-immortal who was distracted felt that the touch of his hand was a bit wrong.
It was slippery and hard, as if it was still wriggling. She just wanted to tell Guoguo not to make trouble, but she looked away slightly - black, with tentacles, well, she hadn't seen this creature for a long time.
Tao Yi was stunned, her hand was still on the cockroach she had been afraid of since she was a child, and she pressed it inadvertently.Except for being scared to cry by this bug in a garden in the United States when I was a child, Tao Yi has not seen it for several years, but now she is in close contact.
The cockroach moved its tentacles, pressed the man again, and immediately straightened its legs and moved quickly towards the place where Tao Yi was standing.The creature in her hand moved, and it was so fast that those calves were like clockwork.
Ban Xiaosong was in harmony here, he was putting away his books when he heard a heart-piercing scream from outside - "Ahhhhhhh!"
"What happened??"
He quickly put down his book and rushed out of Tao Xi's room, and saw the manager who he remembered as fearless sitting on the ground, holding a piece of wreckage of a bowl in his hand - the bowl fell to the ground and shattered, not far away from her. A cockroach with its tentacles swinging was lying on the edge of the stove in the distance.
There was a table behind Tao Yi, she panicked, Guoguo looked in her direction from the sofa.Ban Xiaosong's heart tightened suddenly, and by the time he realized it, he was already grabbing his slippers and beating down on the culprit.
Even before the poor corpse was dealt with, Ban Xiaosong immediately squatted down, seeing that the person in front of him still seemed not calm down, he couldn't resist the urge to reach out and hug her, and directly put the pottery circle into his bosom Among them, the hand can be described as stroking Tao Yi's head with the word stroking.
"It's okay, manager." Ban Xiaosong said softly.
"..." Who am I, where am I, and what am I doing?
After Tao Yi's brain restarted, she got out of Ban Xiaosong's arms, sniffed, and stretched out her hand to rub it again.Her cheeks were slightly flushed, and she reached out to touch it, which was still a little wet.
"Huh?" What's going on?
Ban Xiaosong held her face up, and found that the half-immortal seemed to be crying from fright, she must have been frightened to tears, and there was still water flowing from her eyes!
What should I do in this situation? ?
tissue!That's right!Pass the tissue!
Ban Xiaosong immediately pulled a few paper towels from the dining table and stuffed them into the hands of the man who was constantly wiping away the physiological saline.
Tao Yi wiped his face with a tissue indiscriminately, his heart was already turning upside down——
woc?Am I crying?Oh My God!How long has it been since the tears of labor and management have appeared in this arena!Isn't it just a little cockroach? How could this half-immortal be so afraid of this?!I mean, is it dead?It should be dead, it's good to be dead...
Um?Ban Xiaosong seems to be still in front of him, hey!
Tao Yi shrugged her nose, raised her head and tried to look at the person who seemed to have saved herself with her murderous eyes: "Ban Xiaosong, if you dare to speak out, you will die."
……
Manager, do you know that saying this with a red nose and eyes is not harmful at all, but it will make people think you are acting like a baby, he thought so, stretched out his hand to pat her on the head, and smiled: "I knew."
"You're still laughing!" Tao Yi became angry when she saw the man in front of her curling up her mouth. She decided not only to make Ban Xiaosong regret what she did today, but also to make cockroaches regret being born in this world!
However, even after the two of them got married... Tao Yi would still jump to a high place and hold an electric mosquito swatter to direct Ban Xiaosong to get rid of this disgusting creature every time there was a cockroach.
But this is all for the rest.
Now Ban Xiaosong has a sense of superiority, he still has the same expression, and he rubs Tao Yi's soft hair even more aggressively.
Hey, now the atmosphere is like pink bubbles, the two of them are looking at each other, although Tao Yi insists that he is giving Ban Xiaosong an eye knife with his sharp eyes.
Sitting on the sofa, Guoguo indifferently picked up the remote control and tuned the channel, without turning her head, she muttered: "Excessive, hum, watch me play a wedding march soundtrack for you."
The author has something to say: It is true about being scared to cry by cockroaches.
My roommate has a very tough girl, a woman who is not afraid of anything, she was scared to tears by a cute cockroach corpse last time.
Well, it's not cute at all. We are also very afraid of this creature, and we were scared to cry last time, but after seeing it a lot, we can calmly jump on the bed and watch it go away.
I don’t know if there are any girls who are afraid of cockroaches!
I don’t know how this chapter is written. If you have any suggestions or areas that need improvement, you must say it. We are also very clueless!
☆. Whether men and women give or receive each other is just a cloud.
Who is Guoguo?Tao Xi's evaluation is - this little girl will never let herself be wronged.Now Guoguo thinks that she has been wronged, because it is too harmful for her to see such a discordant scene as a child.
"I want to hear a bedtime story!" She stood in the corridor with a big doll in her arms, and shouted to Tao Yi, who was spraying the entire kitchen with insecticide, "Come and tell me!"
Ban Xiaosong rushed out of Tao Xi's room with a mop, put his hand on the child's shoulder, and said beggingly: "Guoguo, tomorrow, tomorrow, find a handsome guy to tell you stories and play with you, okay?"
"You said it! You can't lie!" The little girl pouted, trying to add a sense of majesty.
"Okay!" Ban Xiaosong agreed very readily, and the next second he took out his mobile phone and called Wu Tong to come over tomorrow.
Before Guoguo entered the room with the doll in her arms, she turned her head to the smiling Ban Xiaosong and said, "By the way, don't sleep on the sofa at night. Xiao Taozi was crawled out of the TV when he was sleeping on the sofa in the middle of the night. My sister with her hair and white skirt fainted from fright."
……
Ban Xiaosong swallowed a mouthful of saliva, the corners of his mouth froze in place, he turned his head and looked at Tao Yi like a tape.Seeing the latter made his heart tremble, and he immediately felt an ominous premonition.
"No, captain, don't listen to her..." Tao Yi said immediately, before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Ban Xiaosong, who was frightened by the ghost.
"Tao Yi, please!" He put his palms together and raised his palms upwards, full of sincerity towards the person who was stepping on the bridge made of chairs.
Tao Yi twitched his eyes and sighed, who told this person to help him just now: "Okay, is it acceptable to lay the floor?"
"Absolutely!" Ban Xiaosong patted his chest to show how sure he was of this matter.
"Manager, this floor makes my back hurt..." Ban Xiaosong tossed and turned on the mattress that wasn't too thin or too thick, and finally said while covering the protruding bones on both sides of his back.
... Labor and management should not trust you.
Just as Tao Yi was about to fall asleep, she was woken up by this man's voice, and she still pretended to be a pitiful voice.
"Ban Xiaosong, are you the Princess and the Pea? That's the thickness of a mattress and a quilt!" Tao Yi couldn't bear it anymore, she had nothing to say to Ban Xiaosong's weak body.
"...I'm thin."
That's a really good reason, come on, I promise I won't kill you.
Tao Yi waved his hand and said, "Then you go to the sofa, it's so soft."
As a result, the child was startled by Guoguo's gloomy expression and terrifying words and quickly shook his head. Even in the dark, Tao Yi could strongly feel Ban Xiaosong's refusal.
"Then you can sleep well!" She rolled up the long pillow and put it on her face.
"But the back hurts..." Ban Xiaosong continued to pretend to be pitiful, and Tao Yi could guarantee that if she didn't come up with another good idea, the child would cry.
She was sleeping in the middle of the bed, but impatiently threw herself to the other side of the bed, casually lifted the quilt from the other half of the empty bed, and patted vigorously with her hands: "Come up!"
... Manager, is it really okay for you to be so open?
"Tao Yi, isn't that bad?" Ban Xiaosong decided to pretend to be reserved, after all, he wanted to give enough roles to the male and female protagonists, even though the role settings seemed to be reversed.
"If you don't fall in love, if you don't fall in love, you can put it in the ground." Tao Yi said and planned to move back to the center.
"Hey! Don't! I'll go up!" Ban Xiaosong got permission and immediately jumped onto the rather big bed with his quilt in his arms.
He twisted his body nervously, and after covering the quilt securely, he twisted and turned to the direction of pottery.Just as he was about to thank him, he found that Tao Yi was looking at him with his eyes wide open.
"What's wrong?" Ban Xiaosong blinked.
In the darkness, it was obvious that the whites of the two eyes suddenly appeared——Tao Yi rolled her eyes: "Are you a snake, twisting and turning, do you know that we are in the same bed now?"
"I'm a dragon, manager." Ban Xiaosong added calmly, "Besides, we should worry about you when we sleep on the same bed, manager?"
"Hehe." Tao Yi rolled her eyes again. She doesn't know what expression she can use except this expression, and Ban Xiaosong's appearance is not mocking her, but asking a serious question. ... There is nothing to say, but she still wants to say: "Captain, I don't think you dare."
...be looked down upon.
This sentence was remembered to him on the day of the wedding. Ban Xiaosong really loved the custom of making troubles in the bridal chamber, and before making troubles, he did not forget to say: "Honey, I really dare."
But this is all a few years later, what happened on the first day of sexual life, it is still far from now, I can only say that the current Ban Xiaosong really dare not.
"Okay, don't be awkward, go to sleep, I beg you." Tao Yi was so sleepy that she didn't even want to open her mouth to speak, she threw down such a sentence vaguely, she didn't care whether Ban Xiaosong understood it or not, she immediately fell asleep , completely indifferent to a man sleeping next to him.
Ban Xiaosong's face twitched a little, he stretched out his hand from under the quilt, rubbed his nose, glanced at the people beside him, and fell into deep thought.
Why didn't this person respond at all, he was a little upset, is my masculinity so bad?
The author has something to say: We admit that we are a rot.One couldn't control it and wrote Wu Tong Yinke as if he was a CP, but he decided to let nature take its course and not say it out loud, hahaha.
It's the second update today, and I feel great.
Praise me [cover face]
All kinds of dong, I will think about how to write it in.
#Fanwai (five)#
During the remote Valentine's Day during college, Ban Xiaosong and Tao Yi finally made an appointment to have both China and the United States on February [-]th, and then started the video regardless of sleep.
The moment Tao Yi opened the video, he saw Xiaosong's lips in his field of vision.She twitched the corner of her mouth and asked, "Captain, are your lips swollen like this due to allergies?"
"Pfft——" Ban Xiaosong almost didn't spray his saliva on the camera, he covered his mouth and explained to himself in embarrassment, "You have to stick your lips together! Even if we are separated, we won't be able to stop us from kissing!"
Then he brought his lips closer to the camera, just barely pasting them.Tao Yi controlled the urge to shut down the computer forcibly, and refused: "No! I don't want to have such intimate contact with the camera!"
"Oh, put it up!" Ban Xiaosong insisted.
In desperation, the half-immortal could only put his finger on it and pretend that it was his lips. On the other end of the video, Yin Ke and Wu Tong, who were watching a drama late at night, saw Ban Xiaosong kissing Tao Yi's lips alone, so they decided to Don't beat his young heart by telling him he only put a finger on it.
Moreover, this person kisses with great relish, so he almost sent it out at the end...
"mua!"
Okay, they take back what they said earlier, this man is hopeless, if his little fans see it, they may despair of this glamorous man who is actually a wife-controlling man.
Tao Yi watched the news while writing a thesis to analyze the current financial market, while chatting with Ban Xiaosong without saying a word.
This person whose brain is not very good at times is now shining brightly: "Ceramic art! Stop writing papers!"
Banxian could only calmly put down the pen and silently took out the phone, then put it in front of the screen and shook it: "I'm playing with my phone."
I believe you are stupid.Ban Xiaosong pursed his lips and looked at the time inadvertently. They had been chatting for two hours.He yawned, and Tao Yi immediately said, "I can't hold it anymore, go to sleep! I'm still waiting for you to call me on time!"
"...Can't you just say something about taking good care of me..." Ban Xiaosong muttered, "I see, I will call you on time... Haah... so sleepy."
Just as Tao Yi was about to turn off the video, he heard Ban Xiaosong asking loudly: "Do you think I'm attractive!"
"Yes." Tao Yi still admitted that when Ban Xiaosong wore women's clothing, his hormones were exuding.
"I'm talking about masculinity, don't think about me wearing women's clothes again!" Tao Yi answered so bluntly, Ban Xiaosong felt deceitful when he heard it.
"..."
Silence, endless silence.
"Hey!" Ban Xiaosong was about to cry, his masculinity had been immune to this man since before.
"...Uh, yes, yes, you have masculine charm!" Tao Yi still opened her eyes wide and pretended to be careless in agreement.
"……pottery……"
Ah, no electricity.
Ban Xiaosong looked at the computer that was plugged in but not turned on, feeling depressed, he hadn't gotten a satisfactory answer yet. Hey!
He turned to look at Yin Ke sadly and angrily: "Ke Ke~"
"What's the matter, Komatsu?" Yin Ke replied without moving his eyelids while watching the American drama.
"Do I have masculinity?" Ban Xiaosong's pitiful voice.
"Well, you have Xiaosong." Yin Xueba replied quickly,
Ban Xiaosong curled his lips, extremely depressed: "It's useless to ask you...you're not a pottery..."
"..." Yin Ke refused to talk to this person.
Wu Tong threw a pillow right into Ban Xiaosong's head: "Idiot!"
——TBC——
☆. What is it like to have a bear child at home ([-])
It was bright day, the curtains were drawn tightly, only a few beams of light slipped in from the corners, but it was not enough to wake up the two people who had slept on the bed until the end of time.
The doorbell rang in the living room, and it was heard inside the house. Ban Xiaosong raised his legs, rubbed his sleepy eyes, muttered something, and turned over.He was so sleepy that he didn't even realize that he was falling asleep face to face with Tao Yi, and he was still preparing to play chess with Duke Zhou.
Change your eyes, let's ignore these two people who are obviously sharing the same bed but have no sense of crisis, and take a look at Wu Tong who came to Tao Xi's door on time early in the morning.
After Guoguo opened the door for him, immediately, instantly grabbed Wu Tong's thigh and refused to let him go, talking about handsome brother handsome brother.Wu Tong could only drag his legs to Tao Xi's room like a cripple, and opened the door.He originally thought that even if Ban Xiaosong didn't sleep in the living room, he would at least sleep on the floor.However, what came into view was an empty floor.
Lifting your eyelids, you can see two people lying face to face on the bed, sleeping like dead pigs.
Wu Tong stared, and decisively took out his mobile phone to take a picture, even if he is a school grass recognized by the whole school, he would have a heart of gossip.
Next, Ban Xiaosong experienced a horrible way of calling the bed——Guoguo jumped onto the bed, turned off the light on purpose, put on a ghost mask, and leaned in front of Ban Xiaosong. By the way, her buttocks and feet were facing each other. pottery.
Guoguo, wearing a mask, reached out and pushed Ban Xiaosong, who clicked his mouth impatiently, opened his eyes slightly and complained: "Don't make trouble... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
It’s a perfect transition, Ban Xiaosong is completely awakened now, looking back to find Wu Tong hammering the wall and laughing happily, Tao Yi was woken up by a loud noise that was an octave higher than yesterday’s own scream, I don’t know how many times, She stretched out her hand to grab Guoguo's butt, and slapped it again: "Guoguo... move away... it stinks..."
"..." Guoguo wanted to clarify here that she didn't fart just now, and she also took a shower every day and washed it very clean.
Wu Tong shook his phone in front of Tao Yi, threatening: "Ban Xiaosong is awake, if you don't mind, I'll post this photo to the class."
Tao Yi turned over, eyes still squinted, put the quilt over his head and said indifferently: "Well... you can post it..."
"..." Hey, is it really okay if you don't care so much?Your innocence, half-immortal, that's your innocence!
Ban Xiaosong's idea is as above.
Wu Tong lost patience with this thick-skinned person, directly put Guoguo on her head, and ordered Guoguo to start jumping.
……
Tao Yi was playing on the sofa with his tablet in his arms, while Ban Xiaosong and Wu Tong were preparing to cook.
"I'll go! What does the kitchen smell like?" Wu Tong covered his nose with one hand, and kept fanning with the other.
Ban Xiaosong had already prepared a mask, sprayed it with air freshener, turned around and said silently: "The smell of mothballs."
"Why do you put this?" Wu Tong picked up a corner of his clothes and covered his nose with difficulty to breathe.
"Get rid of cockroaches..." Tao Yi lay on the sofa half-deadly answering the question.
"..."
Wu Tong waited until the air freshener filled the whole room before starting to make his own little cake.Tao Yi saw that he took out a pile of flour, eggs, and white sugar, and immediately rushed to him with blood in his eyes, his eyes glowing.
"Why?" Wu Tong held the flour basin away from her.
"Making desserts? Me too!"
Seeing the other party looking at her suspiciously, Tao Yi immediately rolled up his sleeves, not to hit someone, but to prove his strength: "Don't you believe me?"
"That's not true." Wu Tong nodded.
Ban Xiaosong also nodded in agreement, seeing Tao Yi's eyes flicking towards him, he immediately began to shake his head like a rattle.
"Then shall we compete?"
Although Banxian's dessert making skills are not as good as those of masters, it's not bad, at least it can satisfy most people.Before, Ban Xiaosong was complaining to her that Wu Tong's cake looked good, but the taste was not flattering.She originally thought that the senior colonel had self-knowledge, but it seems that she still needs some advice from a half-immortal.
The two immediately started to make their own preparations. Flour, eggs, milk, sugar, butter and other items were lined up on the table.In the beginning, the steps were all the same, until Ban Xiaosong discovered that Wu Tong was pouring soy sauce into the bread.
"Wait! Wu Tong! What are you doing?" As a judge, he still had to point out some mistakes.
"Oh, I'm coloring this bread." Wu Tong calmly took a spoon and poured a few spoonfuls until the bread turned brown. "There is no chocolate here, so we can only use soy sauce for coloring."
...are you sure they taste the same? ?
Ban Xiaosong couldn't help but feel sorry for himself and Guoguo who needed to taste the two finished products later.
Tao Yi is very indifferent to the world and goes through the process slowly. As the saying goes, slow work produces meticulous work, so she has no steps that make Ban Xiaosong questionable.
Guoguo propped her elbows on the table, supported her head, and began to tell the truth: "I think Xiao Yizi did better. Alright, the verdict is over!"
Ban Xiaosong was about to raise his hands in approval. Seeing Wu Tong's expression like he had eaten shit, he swallowed, put his hand down timidly, and said suddenly: "Guoguo, we still have to wait until we eat it." Only then will the results come out.”
Although I strongly believe that pottery is more delicious, I dare not provoke Wu Tong!
"But Xiao Yizi worked part-time in a chain dessert shop when she was in the United States, and there were many customers." Guoguo muttered, which she heard from Tao Xi.Every time Xiao Taozi showed Tao Yi the desserts she made when she posted on Moments, there were all kinds of desserts, both in appearance and connotation.
"..." Wu Tong shook his hand when he was making the shape, which made him want to look awkward again.
Ban Xiaosong looked at Tao Yi, and saw that they had already started to go into the oven, and there were many shapes.Pottery makes biscuits, and you can vaguely see that the shape of each biscuit is different.
The ending is easy to come by.
When Wu Tong just put down the soy sauce before, Ban Xiaosong might still have doubts about what kind of new flavor it might be, but after seeing that he put a little green onion and mixed it together, Ban Xiaosong was absolutely sure that it was definitely a dark dish, absolutely, That's right!
Emotional Wu Tong, the ace of the Cubs, the school grass of Moon Island, is thinking of baking cakes as scrambled eggs!Finally sold out
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