The sneak attack came suddenly...well, at least for a paddler like Dongshang.But Dongshang said that he didn't care at all, because Rumlow, who is a god of predictors, has already taken people out to drive tanks.

Dodging Leng Feng's attack with a look of hopelessness, Dongshang took Zhuo Yifan as a hostage.

Leng Feng was holding a gun, and Dongshang, who had always admired Bucky's marksmanship, swore with integrity that the thing was definitely aimed at his head.

Dongshang easily pressed Zhuo Yifan to the ground, lazily raised the assault-front-gun in his hand, and then pointed it at Leng Feng as if playing around, thinking blindly as always.

Such skills!Such momentum!This look!That's right!That Chinese must have come to challenge his romantic and suave Beijing bar chicken king Nan Menghua!

"Surrender." Leng Feng raised his gun, staring at Dongshang, ignoring Zhuo Yifan who had a heroic and dedicated face.

Hehe... Since you are so confident, he won't tell you that Rumlow took someone to steal the little dragon.Indifference.JPG

Thinking about it this way, Dongshang, who originally planned to run and paddle, decided to delay Xiaolong, oh no, Rumlow, who was driving a tank.

And what's the best way to procrastinate?Of course, chat and fart with your enemy, and use the villain's mouth escape technique!

So, after a rough draft in my heart, Dongshang spoke out full of middle school spirit.

"My name is a village bully who dresses up as a cartoon dog egg dragon."

"…………"

…………What?What?What?What is a dog like a dragon? ! ! !

Faced with Dongshang's weird painting style, everyone was silent and a little confused.

Regardless of everyone's confusion, Dongshang started his performance on his own.

"Stupid brave man! My king has been waiting for you here for a long time!"

Everyone was silent, because it was difficult to speak in the heart.

What the hell is this official statement from the King of Fighters!Is it funny!

"Hmph! Humans, don't put on that stupid expression," Dongshang sneered coldly, and the aura of the second class was fully activated, "Or, are you afraid of my terrifying strength?"

No, they are even more afraid of your strange brain circuit!

Everyone remained silent, because they really couldn't figure out what kind of force was in the winter gourd.

"Hmph! I really can't help you and these weak human beings." Dongshang Demon King's arrogant expression - I really can't help you - expression. "Seeing that you are too weak, I can barely fight with you."

Damn, this kid is retarded!

Leng Feng stared, revealing a look of caring for the mentally handicapped.

Dongshang ignored everyone's eyes and continued to talk and act without any sense of shame.

"You human beings, don't underestimate me, I can speak Chinese! We can sit down and discuss the essence of the Chinese national curse."

Who wants to discuss that kind of thing with you!

Trying to calm down, Leng Feng moved his fingers, his eyes fell on Zhuo Yifan who couldn't move in Shangshang Dong's hand, but nothing happened, and then he looked away.

However, even though Leng Feng looks away quickly, Dongshang, whose IQ is not online all the time, still finds out Leng Feng's eyes wittyly. This discovery doesn't matter, the important thing is that Dongshang deeply misunderstands this look!

"...Is this your love?"

Then Dong Shang looked at Zhuo Yifan as if sizing up, then threw it to Leng Feng with a look of disgust, then turned his head and turned over the railing, jumped out of the window and ran away without a trace.

It's very tasteless to leave a big news and slap the ass of someone's gesture

"You misunderstood, that kid is talking nonsense..." Leng Feng dryly explained against the mocking eyes of everyone.

However, to be honest, this kind of dry explanation is useless. On the contrary, the eyes of everyone are even more strange. Even He Jianguo showed an understanding expression.

etc!He is not!He didn't!Listen to his explanation!

Leng Feng felt that he was really wronged, he was a straight man with a steel pipe, he would bend if he had no reason! ! (▼dish▼#)

"I really have no vision."

Here, Fuyugami was wandering around the factory, muttering what happened just now in his heart.

That kid didn't look like he could be beaten at first glance, and he couldn't live forever if he ate the thin skin and tender meat.Unlike him, he has a good face, a good waist and can still fight, that old man Bucky has made a lot of money.

And in the winter when he was paddling in the factory and was narcissistic, Rumlow led people and drove the tank to blow up the rescue plane, um, blow up the plane...

Dongshang blinked blankly, then took out his phone.

"Crooked, daddy... you bombed the plane with a tank?"

"Yes……"

After getting the answer, Dongshang didn't care what Rumlow wanted to say, he hung up the phone quickly, turned over and climbed up the roof.

After climbing to the roof, Dongshang stared wide-eyed at the planes and tanks not far away from him.

Well, the plane is a normal plane, not some black technology; well, the tank is also a normal tank, not some black technology.

After confirming the situation, Dongshang finally became restless.

The guy who flew the plane was probably an idiot!He was flying in the sky alone, and he didn't see any of the old tanks? !That's amazing!How big is the hole in the eye?

After IQ finally went online for a while, Dongshang felt that with respect to the IQ of decent people, a villain as powerful as him should not make a splash. With the IQ of those people, it would be a pill sooner or later.

Dong Shang casually lit a cigarette, but because of his exhaustion, he didn't even bother to take a puff, so he just held the cigarette in his mouth and let the cigarette ignite by himself, while the gunfire over there continued, he didn't even move his buttocks.

Dongshang looked a little sick watching those people bombard each other, he slammed his mouth, he always felt uncomfortable.

【Winter, look, many people have died. 】

He saw and was not blind.

Dong Shang turned his head and looked at the girl.

"To be honest, it's been a long time, I still miss you."

Don't forget to pour it down.

The girl thought about rolling her eyes, but looking at Dongshang's rare serious face, she really couldn't turn it away.

The girl sighed in frustration, then reached out and hugged Dongshang from behind.

[Give you a loving hug, how old are you, why are you still acting like a baby?Lack of love? 】

The corner of Dongshang's mouth twitched and he stretched out his hand to be pushed away.

"Qianai, you big-headed ghost, if I want to be missing, I will take your surname."

[………] The girl scratched her head, her voice was taken for granted with a trace of unconscious expectation. [But you originally had my last name. 】

"...Ah..." Dongshang's brain wave paused, and then he said dryly, "What a coincidence..."

...... Coincidentally, you uncle!

The girl's expected feelings quickly disappeared without a trace, and the bone knife in her hand flickered again and again, but after all, it didn't pierce Dongshang's heart.

Dongshang had a panoramic view of the girl's little movements, swallowed cowardly, moved his feet and planned to go to Rumlow.

【You are a rock! ] The girl was furious.

"That is also the stone that can jump out of the Monkey King." Dong subconsciously retorted.

【fart! 】

Dongshang scratched his head helplessly, then wrapped the scarf in the backpack around the girl's neck.

"Africa is too hot, you help me wear it."

[Aren't you hot and I'm hot? 】

"What if it's cold in Lei Shen's house?" Dong Shang didn't even give the girl a look. "I don't know if you are a female, and you don't know how to wear some perfume because of the strong smell of alcohol? Just drink in broad daylight, why don't you drink to death?"

She's going to drink to death, what can you do, you brat? …………Eh?Wait a minute!How does this idiot know where she is? ... Ah, yes, the silly sledgehammer drank the wine for the silly big shield, probably because this stupid boy smelled it.

[Hey, what the hell...] ​​The girl was stunned for a moment before she realized it. At this moment, she looked at Dongshang as if she saw a mentally handicapped spirit.

Winter "..."

If you look at him like that, he will bite you. (▼dish▼#)

[...Eh...I said...brother...how did your few IQ suddenly come online? 】

Dongshang was stunned for a while, thought about it, and then said seriously, "I don't know, maybe your IQ suddenly went offline."

This is no longer a pleasant chat.

So the girl tied Dongshang's heart again, then tightened the scarf, turned around and left, leaving Dongshang alone in place to wake up.

Damn, I really raised a living ancestor.

Dongshang was tongue-tied and rubbed the position of his heart.It's okay, it doesn't hurt like before.

After a moment of relief, Dongshang called Rumlow again.

"Where are you, little bastard?! Hurry up and help!"

Before Dongshang could speak, Rumlow's voice roared over.

"Okay! Rumlow, wait a minute! I'll blow up a tank and support you!"

"Okay, then hurry up...wait!" Rumlow's hand in driving the tank trembled, almost overturning the car.

You can also blow up tanks, which is what you can do.

"The tank belongs to our family, why are you blowing it up? Hurry up and roll over and help me beat this baby face up!"

"Then you have to let me light a cigarette first! I can't find my lighter!" Dongshang made trouble out of no reason.

Having said that, Dongshang really thought of ways to blow up a tank, then lit a cigar from Rumlow Nashun, and took a puff, but the cigar was so strong that it stuck.

What should come is still coming, isn't it just to kill a few groups of people?What's the matter with a villain being hypocritical?When the time comes, ask Rumlo to make him a few more cookies, soon?really...

Just like this, Dongshang walked towards Rumlow with a cigar in his mouth and followed the large army.

...... what a big deal...

Then, pieces of missiles fell down like meteorites, which directly gave Dongshang a mental chill.

Dongshang was taken aback for a moment, then frantically ran towards Rumlow.

fuck!Big deal!That baby face turned out to be a hero with the halo of the protagonist!This looks like the rhythm of a car rollover!

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Rumlow, find a place to hide!" Dongshang screamed into the headset frantically.

"What's the rush?" Rumlow said in a nonchalant tone, "That kid is no match for me."

"I bet you that year's cookie! That's the same tone you spoke to that black birdman at the beginning of the year!"

Borrowing the impact of the missile, Dongshang rolled forward for a certain distance.The fragments hit the body, and it was painful.

"Fuck!" Dong Shang, who was in pain and anxious, released black blood to cover his back. He glanced roughly, and all the people on Rumlow's side were killed except him.

Depend on!This is not considered cheating on the protagonist, he took the initiative to fuck Bucky!

Immediately after the bombing ended, Dongshang used the strength of the black blood to charge towards the two wrestling together.Due to his high speed, he directly hit the two of them.

"Oh!! shit!!!" Rumlow yelled in pain.

Dongshang didn't even bother to rub his head and buttocks, and stood up to check on Rumlow's injuries.Then, he gave up.

Fuck!The knife is in the kidney... How can Rumlow's "sex" fortune be adjusted in the second half of his life?

Dongshang dragged Rumlow while dodging the cold front's attack.

Finally, Brother Dongshang Roar, who was the first to be unbearable, possessed himself.

"What are you doing! It's not over for you kid! We won't beat you anymore, why are you not over yet? Why did we kill your wife?!"

"You killed it!" Leng Feng shouted outrightly.

Hey, I'm going!true and false? !

"Fart! I've never killed a woman in my life!" Dongshang yelled back at the same volume with the same confidence, and then turned his head to look at Rumlow for the first time.

Rumlow rolled his eyes weakly.

"That girl is not dead... Kidney... Your father's sexual blessing for the rest of his life, you bastard, take it easy."

"Hmph! Did you hear that! That girl is not dead!"

Dongshang looked at Leng Feng triumphantly.

"You are so proud! Where is Long Xiaoyun now?!"

"What the hell are you asking me! I don't even know!"

"You fart!"

"You're the one who farts! I don't know if I don't know!"

"You really don't know?!" Leng Feng's tone softened a little.

"I don't know!!" Dongshang's tone remained the same.

Leng Feng "..."

Winter "..."

Rumlow "........."

I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air...

After being silent for a while, Dongshang finally remembered Rumlow who had been stabbed in the kidney. He gave Leng Feng a hard look, then turned his back to Rumlow to check the wound in a fit of anger.

Uh... there is no move, let's get a serum.

Grinding his back teeth irritably, Dongshang applied serum to Rumlow.

"...Then he should always know Long Xiaoyun's whereabouts?" Leng Feng asked hesitantly.

"Eh?" Dongshang rolled his eyeballs, and evil intentions surfaced again, he turned his head with a look of embarrassment.

"Want to know?"

Although Leng Feng didn't speak, his eyes had already betrayed him.

"Hey, we won't tell you! You can find it yourself! Hahahaha!"

Are you a child?

Leng Feng glared at Dongshang.

"childish!"

"Hehe! Then please beg me. →_→"

He has never played rumlo, why do you?Still want a wife?Go alone!

"Besides! You have a bad face and you're still a tyrant! You're shameless!"

"I do not have!"

"You have!"

"...Then, that person is not my lover! I'm not gay!"

"You are! You are guilty!"

Dongshang firmly insisted on the facts he believed, and incidentally looked at Leng Feng with the eyes of a scumbag.

Leng Feng curled his lips, feeling extremely wronged.

His heart is also suffering!He is really straight!

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