Dongshang, who was brought up by Han Tiaodiao with a handful of candy and a handful of meat since he was a child, never knew that his father had a magical skill.

At this time, Dongshang stared at the two big eyes, and looked at Han Tiaotiao's big tender hands with green light in shock.

oh oh!There is a little soreness in this numbness, and a little pleasure in the soreness, how can it be a refreshing word!Could this be the legendary...

"Shuangtian Formation Shield!!!"

Double your mother is a big head ghost!This is ordinary healing magic!

Han Tiaotiao, who had wanted to beat up his son for a long time, finally couldn't control his outburst of temper, so he slapped Dongshang's head without saying a word.

Winter os: Meow meow? ? ?

Father Han's slap was like a god's palm, and Dongshang was directly slapped.Dongshang was so scared that his hands shook, his feet twitched, his heart began to pound, and his head hit the steering wheel. The above series of operations directly caused a car of people to crash into an electric pole.

who I am?where am I?What should I do?

Dong Shangsheng was lying in the driver's cab without love, looking like a bear seeking death.To be honest, Dongshang's blood-black face now looks quite scary.

Bucky and Rumlow, who are in good health, rushed forward to drag him.However, you have to know that the work required to pull a chatterer and a chatterer is different, for example...

Talking: "Wait! Toe! Toe pinched! Hurt! Hurt! (д;)"

Language waste: "...(ー_ー)"

Talking: "Waist! Waist! Waist! Take it easy! (Δ)"

Language waste: "...(ー_ー)"

Chattering: "Fuck! No! No! My neck is twisted! My neck is twisted! Slow down! I'm so old! Can you do it! (言╬)"

Language waste: "...(ー_ー)"

Rumlow, who had already finished his work, supported Han Tiaotiao and stood aside to eat melons and watch the show.

Bucky: "I'm obviously older than you." (ー_ー)

↑ A true ninety old man.

"Be a human, don't be so serious. Look, I suddenly think that you are older than my father, and my face has no expression after being frightened. ([-]_[-])"

Bucky: "..." Suddenly, I felt my unicorn arm itch.

However, although they bumped into a telephone pole halfway, the few people drove to a place that was still full of towns.

Safety can be regarded as safe for the time being, but the image of the few people is hard to describe.

Because the hydra came too suddenly, and it was still in the morning, so the current clothes of the few people... In ancient times, it would be immoral; in modern times, it would be indecent.Well, in short, the urgent task of the few people now is not to rush to the pier to meet people, but to quickly find a clothing store to find some clothes to wear.

You see, among the four elders, three of them are shirtless and just stand on the street in their panties, that's not ridiculous!

Dongshang looked around at the few people, and looked at the equipment on them.Dude, all boxer briefs!There is no one who dresses like this in winter...

"So... I think we need a car and a decent outfit right now." Dongshang was caught by the ghostly winter "Sha", "It looks like someone is going to do a pole dance. Well, dance Pole dancers are not as good as us...cough, evildoer..."

"And..." Dongshang looked at the people watching the excitement around him, his eyes were a little erratic. "There are more and more people around, so it's not easy to run around..."

There were more and more people around, and after seeing the damaged car next to the utility pole, some people had already taken out their phones, apparently planning to call the police.

Rumlow even spotted the hydra mingling in the crowd with sharp eyes.

Rumlow rubbed Han Tiao Tiao's reddened face, then stood up and motioned for Bucky to follow him.

Bucky, who had long wanted to carry someone away, picked up Dongshang, and followed Rumlow into the crowd.

Caught off guard and forced to act like rice, Dongshang hurriedly picked up the little clumsy hand to prevent the little clumsy hand from losing it by himself.

Several people said that they squeezed into the crowd, but they almost rushed over on a rampage.Dongshang was not idle when passing the crowd, his frozen hands were clenched tightly, trying to make two wallets to prepare money for the trip.To be honest, Dongshang is quite proficient at touching wallets.

"Rumlow, there are 5 people in total, lead these people to a remote place." Dongshang whispered to Rumlow. "We need equipment, and these guys have worked so hard to give us experience. We have to develop wretchedly!"

Otherwise, if it starts to collapse in the early stage, what will you let him do in the later stage.And he was really about to freeze to death, no, he had to take off his clothes after a while.

Thinking about it this way, Dongshang became even more determined to rob his colleagues.

When turning a corner, Fuyuka motioned for Bucky to put him down.

Bucky was stunned for a moment, but he still put Dongshang on the ground.

Dongshang quietly leaned against the wall, holding a brick made of black blood in his hand.

Bucky looked at the weapon in Dongshang's hands, and a thought suddenly popped up in his brain: Juris must have a very human attachment to bricks...

Here, Dongshang restrained his breath and hid by the wall like a bastard.

After waiting for a short time, a branch of blue apricot, oh no, a human head cautiously emerged from the wall.

Dongshang saw that there was someone who could take the head, so he didn't even give him time to be surprised, and just raised his hand to get it.The ruthlessness of the attack can be said to see blood immediately.

After a dazed meal with quick hands and feet, Dongshang perfectly solved the tracking problem, er... and the temporary clothing problem...

Dongshang silently felt particularly dishonest in his heart. After saluting the best colleagues in the United States who sent equipment and money to these, he was stunned for a moment, and started the Dongshang-style light and light policy with both hands and feet.

"Juris... that... don't you need to take off your underwear?" Rumlow saw that he didn't even intend to be humane in his underwear, and hurriedly tried to save the dignity of his colleagues. "Isn't there an old saying in your country called... A man can be killed but not humiliated? Let's forget about underwear?"

However, if he gave up the offense so easily, then he wouldn't call Han Dong up.Therefore, not only did Dongshang not stop picking up his underwear, but he even sped up the speed.

"Who are you? We are villains, and we don't pay attention to those who are elegant. And there is an old saying in China that if you have an advantage, don't take advantage of the bastard. What's more..." Dongshang took a look at Rumlow in his busy schedule, and then The corners of his mouth curled up into a cold smile, and the laughing Rumlow panicked. "I won't contribute any of my belts to play in bondage."

Having said that, Dongshang tore the panties in his hands into strips, weaved them into ropes, and then tied up the hands of the people who were still sleeping in a daze. body shape.

Of course, the above work was carried out with Dongshang wearing gloves, and after the bundled play ended, Dongshang threw the gloves away.

Hmm... As for the effect... I can only say that Hydra is the first to play hooligans, it is really scary... How should I put it... In short, it is so terrifying that even Hydra will be frightened by the news up.

water the fuck? !What is that weird thing, oh no, it's the pervert who specially puts the captives in the shape of a human centipede!What the hell!He even frantically used snow to fix the shape!This is no longer a bad taste, it is completely indescribable malice, okay? ! !

In short, as colleagues, it was a blessing in misfortune that they didn't meet that perverted demon king...

↑The above is the crazy complaint from another wave of Hydra tracking team.

"Wow! So you're saying we can drive tanks on this mission?!! That's really.....Otham! (Awesome English homonym.)"

Here, Dong Shang, who learned that he could drive a tank, was as happy as a crazy husky.

Dongshang, who was already so excited that he was crazy, was careless in Rumlow for a while, without stopping him, a brat, he went all over the street to flirt with girls.The scope of her flirting ranges from eighty to underage...

"Oh! Beautiful lady, you are a modern-day Marilyn Monroe. Let me tell you, you really confuse me."

"You are such a cute little princess, oh, believe me, there must be a lot of boys secretly liking you."

"Oh! it's a fine day, isn't it, beautiful lady? You're such a sweet old man. This scarf suits you so well! Have a pleasant day."

Dong Shang used his perfect face to flirt with girls everywhere, and successfully got some lollipops, some mobile phone numbers, and finally, some with Bucky's uncle's unhappy and gloomy face.

"Juris, Hydra is chasing us now, don't be too ostentatious." Rumlow resisted Uncle Bucky's low pressure, and hurriedly dragged back the flirtatious Dongshang who was having a good time.

"Hmm, wear it." Dongshang who was dragged back wrapped a scarf around Rumlow's neck.

"Where did it come from?"

"I thought the old lady looked pretty in it, so I bought four, one for each of us. Uh-huh, it's so hot, you can tell we're in the same group!"

You have the same taste as the old lady. (all)

Although Rumlow complained a little in his heart, he still wrapped the scarf obediently.He glanced at Han Tiaotiao, who was also wearing a scarf, and his brown eyes flashed a suspicious look.

A scarf or something, it's nice too... Warm.

"Hey! Iron arm! Put on the scarf to keep warm." Dongshang was about to wrap Bucky up with a scarf.Bucky obediently lowered his head to make it easier for Dongshang to move. He silently looked at the boy's cheerful expression, with unknown emotions brewing deep in his light gray pupils.

Dongshang raised a charming smile, and Bucky's figure was reflected in his blue eyes.

"Hey, it's not cold! Keep warm!" So be his wife!

Dongshang, who felt that he had gained a wave of favorability, felt that the whole person was flattered.However, as soon as he raised his head, just as he was about to ask for a pat on the head, he saw Uncle Bucky's unhappy face.

Ah?What, what's wrong?Don't like wearing scarves?

Dongshang, who was a little nervous, looked at Bucky in a daze.

Bucky stretched out his hand to grab Dongshang's arm, and then stretched out the other hand in front of Dongshang, and he held Dongshang against it, as if Dongshang owed him wages.

"What, what are you doing?" Dongshang couldn't stand being stared at by Bucky.

In an instant, Uncle Bucky began to exude a gloomy aura, his face became even more unhappy, and his voice was a bit gritted because of the words of Dong Shang. "Telephone!"

"What? What's the phone? Waterareyou what are you talking about?" Dongshang honestly continued to look confused.

Uncle Bucky frowned, and his face became even more gloomy. "Phone! Those women gave you the phone number!"

"........."

Dongshang silently handed over all the phone numbers in his pocket, without any privacy.

Bucky threw it away, then looked down into Dongshang's eyes.His light gray eyes were full of possessiveness that was about to overflow, and he deliberately lowered his voice, with a dangerous tone in his tone.

"you are mine!"

Immediately afterwards, Bucky stretched out his hand and pressed Dongshang's shoulder, with a storm brewing in his eyes.

Dongshang stared blankly at the familiar look in Bucky's light gray eyes, and realized the development of the matter belatedly, it seems that it is not so...isn't it?

The author has something to say: Well, posting a chapter proves that I am still alive.There are still 14 days of military training to end, and my heart is tired, my body is tired, and my face is tired.

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