"Rumlow, where's the Winter Soldier?"

"The Winter Soldier is missing." Rumlow answered readily.Everyone in the base knew about this matter, and there was no way to hide it from Juris, let alone there was no need to hide it.

"...Hmm." Dongshang reached out and took a piece of chocolate and threw it into his mouth, then stared at the ceiling in a daze.

"... Juris?" Rumlow felt something was wrong.He has already written a 3000-word chicken soup for the soul in his stomach, but the reaction of the little brat is a little too calm, right?

"What?" Dongshang turned his head in confusion, and he looked at Rumlow with doubts on his face.

"...I thought you had a good relationship with the Winter Soldier."

"Well, I think so too." Dong Shang shrugged, "I will find him..." Before he completely forgot everything.

"...By the way, Juris." Rumlow showed a relaxed smile, "Do you remember your original boss? The one with the red skull?"

Red skull?It seems that this is a boss with a strong taste... the baby he will give birth to in the future will probably also be a strong taste.Well, he likes yellow, yellow and violent! (Your taste is not clear. ○| ̄|_)

Dong Shang tilted his head and thought for a while, "What?"

Rumlow seemed to have remembered something terrible, and his expression instantly became ugly.

"...What's wrong?" Dong Shang, who felt a little strange, asked again.

"It's nothing." Rumlow reached out and rubbed Dongshang's hair. "I changed the boos, now my head is bald, and I have some mental problems, stay away. I still have tasks, let's go."

Oh, God!Can't Hydra replace them with someone with better looks?Such hot eyes all day will definitely affect the enthusiasm for work!

Dongshang rolled his eyes speechlessly, signaling Rumlow to leave quickly.

Therefore, for the future development of the plot, the author set up a stalk here.

If the human brain is compared to a computer, then the memory of the computer is the memory bank of human beings. Everyone's memory has a limit. When the memory is full, people will clean up some unimportant memories to make new ones to replace.

In this point, Dongshang is the same as ordinary people, but what is different from ordinary people is that Dongshang's memory has become a little small due to some problems.

In other words, Dongshang can only remember the memory of nearly a year.Once this limit is exceeded, the brain will automatically clear up previous memories to accept new ones.

Because of such a faulty relationship, Dongshang was excited when he saw the Winter Soldier for the first time.

They are of the same kind... are the same...

Dongshou caressed his chest unconsciously, the mist rising from his blue eyes well concealed the crazy attachment in his eyes.

So, only this person can't... only this person can't forget.

【You are different from the Winter Soldier...】

The girl who appeared suddenly stroked Dongshang's hair affectionately, the sadness in her eyes was endless and endless.

For so many years you let those memories pass like water, never trying to keep them back, but... have you really forgotten?Did you really forget those?

The girl burst into tears, looking like a resentful woman who was abandoned by a man, 【You are such a cruel person...】

"...without a little bit of defense, and without a little foreshadowing, you just appeared in front of him like this, and he was so frightened that he couldn't help himself..."

The corner of the girl's mouth twitched, and she rolled her eyes without any image at all. "...I won't play with you anymore. If you don't agree with me, you will sing embarrassingly. You are not as good as the old one. Did that old man take a fancy to you? Otherwise, why do you care so much about you?"

"Don't worry about those useless things." Dongshang casually threw a piece of chocolate to the girl, "Why didn't you come to play art with me when I was in confinement?"

"Isn't it fashionable to be an afterthought now?" The girl took the chocolate, "Besides, you didn't let them play to death. Don't you, boss bitch?"

Dongshang: ……… (confused face)

What the hell is an asset bitch? !Where does he look crooked? !

Dongshang clutched his glass heart, and couldn't believe that the last five words came from the girl's mouth.What's wrong with the girls now?This filthy boy can't even catch up with ten flashes! !

"Hey, I can't blame others for saying that." The girl stretched out her paw and took another piece of chocolate.

Dong Shang stared blankly at her and said nothing.

"I follow the Winter Soldier every day, and then I don't have any self-awareness. Your EQ really can't be saved." The girl patted Dongshang on the shoulder, "Actually, it's good to think about the Winter Soldier carefully. He has breasts, Yan, it’s good to support her. By the way, she still has government pensions..."

...Damn it, why does he suddenly feel that being a bitch of the Winter Soldier is not bad after hearing you say that...

"...Damn! You are poisonous!" Dongshang, who was almost turned into a new generation of good comrades, was about to collapse!

No, he can't go down like this, what he likes are big-breasted beauties, what he likes are big-breasted beauties, not the big-breasted Winter Soldier, not the big-breasted Winter Soldier...

The girl grabbed Dongshang and walked out, "Don't hypnotize, this time I'm here for something urgent, follow me to the brainwashing machine, I'll brainwash you."

WTF! ! !

Dongshang swallowed the swear words that he almost blurted out, "...don't make trouble, take medicine."

The girl took out a tube of reagents from the air, with a sinister smile on her face, like a hopeless and sinister scientist, "Don't make trouble, what kind of medicine do you take. I will evolve you into... Zombie! Zombie! Violent! Dragon! Beast!"

Fuck, girl, calm down!He is not Gugamon!Can't evolve into a zombie tyrannosaurus! !

However, if resistance is useful, what is the plot for?So in the end, Dongshang was forced to sit on one of Hydra's special entertainment items-brainwashing machine!

"Are you ready?" The girl didn't know when she changed into a white coat and a plane mirror.

Change clothes in three seconds, you deserve it.

"...Is it going to be all right? I haven't got a wife yet!"

"Oh, brother, don't say a few words, don't reveal your dickish nature with every word, look at this!" The girl flaunted the reagent in her hand in front of Dongshang's eyes. "This is black blood! I dug it out of the barn."

The black liquid looked slimy and looked a bit like the black asphalt used to pave the road outside.

This thing sounds unreliable, he wants to ask for leave, and he wants to go back to celebrate his QQ pet's birthday! ! Σ(д|||)

"Don't be afraid, baby." The girl couldn't help but give Dongshang an injection, and then touched Dongshang's strong chest muscles several times, "I will be gentle, turn on the power!"

Bucky help!Someone is playing hooligans here! ! !

With the advancement of the syringe, the black blood invaded Dongshang's blood vessels, and it slowly eroded the red blood in the blood vessels.They crazily seeped into his bones, his flesh, his heart.They stimulated every nerve in Dongshang, piercing his flesh and blood like blades, and the severe pain made Dongshang's body tremble uncontrollably.

Then, the girl ran to the console and turned on the current switch.

Under the strong stimulation of the electric current, Dongshang even heard the sound of nerves bursting in his brain, just like fried popcorn, crackling and sharp.However, the saddest thing was that his body trembled rhythmically with the sound of the electric current unconsciously! !he?Follow the rhythm and shake up? ! !

Fuck!Girl, have you played new tricks with your brainwashing technology?You used to work in the band at the bar!work!Don't just desert!Give him a good normal evolution! (flip table)

The girl obviously also noticed this situation. She was silent for a while, then stepped on it very hard, and started dancing to the beat... Fighting, bullfighting? ! !

look!The girl's dance steps are full of explosive power, and every time she steps on the ground, the drum beats fall on the apex of Dongshang's heart!She spins and jumps!That soft figure is as beautiful as a swan that wants to dance alone!Every movement, every look of her is suffocating!Simply a classic of art! ! !

Do you still dare to dance flamenco? ! ! !Just how strong a body must be to support your filthy soul? ! ! !The world of this hapless thing is hopeless. (`⊿)

Dongshang was so angry that he almost lost his breath.He knows what it means to be confused and dark, but even if you make it through, there will be another dark day waiting for you!

However, in the next second, the magic circle that appeared in the air completely blinded Dongshang's eyes.

Numerous small magic circles surround the girl like elves of nature. They condense and break up, dim and bright, delicious and fun (cross out), which makes the whole dance look beautiful.

... My Hydra!This girl even has her own special effects? ! !Seeing the girl dancing so hard, Donggami said that he had nothing to say about fuck for a while!

The hem of the dirty white coat fluttered, and the sound of her heels hitting the ground formed a perfect set of Tianjin Allegro. In a series of powerful body language, the girl ended the desperate end with a perfect bow.

At the moment when the electric current stopped, Dongshang was almost moved to tears.

"...S, Sparta... ah... ah..."

The girl slowly raised her head with a serious expression.

Dongshang, who just fell off the electric chair, swallowed his saliva, he had a bad feeling.

"Demacia... um!"

"You are a fool sent by a monkey, hurry up and give labor and management a break!"

Fuyugami, who couldn't bear it anymore, finally couldn't bear it and smashed the gag in the girl's face.

The girl wiped the drool on her face with her sleeve and swore in her heart that she would definitely take revenge next time.

The author has something to say: the protagonist's cheats have been collected, and he can enter the battlefield in the next chapter! ! !The plot of Avengers 2 has been killed!Please bring your own drinks and popcorn, little angels, feel free to watch~

☆, Extra Story - Rumlow (Parallel World)

If this is a wonderful parallel world.

Rumlow: A retired mercenary.

Father Han (Han Tiaotiao): A martial arts curator.

Han Dongshang (Juris): A seven-year-old little brat.

Han Xiaoshuang: (Girl): A little carrot head who is also seven years old.

Rumlo is a typical Italian, so he loves his current lover very much, and of course, his lover also loves him very much.So, despite the dangers of being a mercenary, the two decided to be together.

Oh god, look at his life now.A job that pays fast, a caring daughter-in-law who doesn't need him to worry about safety issues, this kind of life can't be too good!

However, all this goodness is not so good after they have two goddamn cubs.

To be honest, when he had no children, he and Han Tiaotiao talked about this topic, think about what he said at that time!

He had just come home from a dangerous mission and spent a wonderful evening with his boy, and they were showering and cuddling in bed.

Rumlow, who was full of food and drink, hugged his boy and imagined the bright future, "Baby, I want to form a family with you. If you think about it, I know, I will be a good father."

To be honest, to Rumlow, it was just an ordinary love story that couldn't be more ordinary, who would have thought that his boy would take it seriously!Just a week after they were together, Han Tiaotiao adopted a pair of twins back from the orphanage.

Oh, believe him, those two kids stood there like little angels the day they first came home.At that time, the rough guy of Rumlow was lovable by the twins, so he slammed into the sweet trap without hesitation, and he even quit his job as a mercenary!

God testify, at that time he didn't even know (accent) what a (accent) horrible thing it is to raise a child.

In the original, they went out like this——

Rumlow: "Honey, shall we go out?"

Han Tiaotiao: "Yes."

Then the two walked out of the house leisurely and went there to play casually.But, since they had a baby...  

The following text———

"Rum, I'm going out. I'm going to get a car, and I'll leave those two bastards to you." Han Tiaotiao took the good things and walked out of the house first.

"Hey! Baby, no no... oh, damn it!" Rumlow, who didn't take the opportunity to go out, had to go back the same way with a bitter face.

Rumlow, who accepted the reality, took a deep breath——

"Dong Shang! Xiao Shuang! Come downstairs for me! You are already late!" Rumlow almost showed the momentum he had when he was a mercenary leader, "Why don't you go downstairs?!"

Ten minutes later, the girl ran down with her bare feet thumping.

"Daddy's little princess, go and put your shoes on."

Xiaoshuang blinked her big wine red eyes, and said in a soft voice with her little milk, "Dad, I don't know where my shoes are."

Rumlow suddenly had a bad feeling, "Hey, little princess, where were you last time you saw your shoes?"

"On my feet, dad."

"...After I said that, go find your shoes, honey, go find your shoes." Rumlow urged the girl to find her shoes.

"Winter! Get down for me quickly!"

After another 2 minutes, the boy dawdled down the stairs. To Rumlow's relief, the little guy had already put on his shoes.

"Hey, good boy, come here, Daddy, Daddy will dress you."

"No, dad, I'm so sleepy, I want to sleep." Dongshang shook his head, gasped, and moonwalked, looking stunned.

Rumlow saw with keen eyes what Dongshang was holding in his hand.That's right, they were Xiaoshuang's shoes.

"Little bastard, give me the shoes, these are your sister's shoes." Rumlow took the shoes and handed them back to the girl. "Here are your shoes, put them on, oh yes, and your coat."

"dad, I don't want to wear a coat..."

"You're going to freeze, come here, I'll pull up your coat for you."

Rumlow squatted down to zip up Xiaoshuang's coat.

2 minutes passed...the zipper was not up.

Rumlow: "&%@#*..."

Another 2 minutes passed...the zipper was still not up.

Rumlow: "@#%&*..."

Another 2 minutes passed...the zipper just didn't close.

Rumlow: "Honey, go and change your coat, change your coat, like your brother's, that looks great... Winter! Why are you going up again?!"

Rumlow, who has been inking for nearly three and 10 minutes and still can't handle the little boy at home, said that his heart is broken.

"OK, baby, Dongshang, we're leaving..." Rumlow, heartbroken, decided to scare Dongshang.

"Dad, we left my brother at home!" Xiaoshuang grabbed Rumlow's clothes and began to yell, "Brother is still at home! I just hate him! He always grabs my candies."

"Say goodbye to brother." Rumlow picked up Xiaoshuang and was about to go out, "We're either leaving early, or we're pretending (whispering)...say goodbye"

Xiaoshuang didn't care if it was true or not, she waved her hand and said goodbye to her brother in a happy voice.

Seeing the happy look of his little princess, Rumlow was at a loss for words.It seems that the relationship between these two cubs is really not good.

"baby..."

Then, a crying voice came from behind Rumlow, and Rumlow's heart skipped a beat.He turned around and saw Dongshang standing at the stairs.

The little guy was holding the stairs, his blue eyes were watery, and his little mouth was pouted, looking like he was about to cry.

Dongshang sniffed, glared at Rumlow, and ran back upstairs with a thump.

Rumlow is really suffering and can't tell at this time.

He had no choice but to go back and keep explaining to Dongshang that they didn't really want to leave, they loved him, they would buy him toys, go downstairs quickly, they would buy him toys when he went out...

So, another 10 minutes later, Rumlow got into the car exhausted, with a face full of lovelessness.After a moment of relief, he glanced at the rear car mirror, and the two little bastards were sitting in the back, temporarily quiet.

oh god!They were finally out.

Before setting off, Han Tiaotiao turned back with some anxiety and asked, "You two be honest, Dongshang, you are an older brother, you have to take good care of your younger sister, OK?"

"OK~~" Dongshang's whole body was not distracted.

"Oh, don't worry, baby." Rumlow comforted his lover with a smile, "We're all in the car, nothing will happen."

Then, reality slapped Rumlow hard.

While driving on the motorway, Rumlow adjusted the rear mirror to see how the kid sitting behind him was doing.After all, is raising a child?In the end, it was okay not to look back, but when I turned around, I was startled, and the two bastards disappeared!

...Damn it! !Where is my baby? ! ! Σ(д|||)

Rumlow, who was so frightened that he was about to have a heart attack, looked back quickly.

Both bastards rolled down the windows, occupied one window each, and then stuck their heads out howling.

"Yeah yeah~~~~"

Rumlow just wanted to beat the baby.Fuck!I'm still driving here! !Can I save me some snacks? ! ! !

Han Tiaotiao was impatient at the time, "Take your head back! Come back!"

However, the two of them having fun couldn't hear what Han Tiaotiao said at all. "Father Han, I can't hear you!!! Yeah~~~"

So, on the motorway at a speed of 130 per hour, both Han Tiaotiao and Rumlow stuck their heads out of the car, trying to communicate with the two brats.

"Go back to me!!!" Rumlow wanted to hit the baby so violently.

"Dad!!! What are you talking about!!!"

"Go back to me!!!"

"Brother!! What's going on ahead!!!"

Good guy, four heads, none of them in the car! ! !

Rumlow, who is not so tired, said that if it weren't for his superb driving skills, the whole family would have to go to see Death in minutes!

However, Rumlow said that the most annoying thing is not this! !The most irritating thing is that the young couple driving next to him said, "Oh~~This baby is so cute. I want to have a baby too~~"

Do you even know what you're talking about? ! !You guys don't know anything about the power of brats!

If it weren't for the conditions, the irritable Rumlow really wanted to kill those ignorant young people with one shot.

After finally staying up to sleep at night, after the two adults settled the two bear children, they finally lay on the bed before twelve o'clock.

But sleep?Hehehehehe...they still want to sleep at night? ! !Hehehehehe...

"Good luck, Rum..."

Han Tiaotiao gave Rumlow a goodnight kiss, and Rumlow deepened the kiss.

"Good luck to you too, baby..."

As for good night?Oh, let him think, it seems like 800 years since the last time they said goodnight.

Sure enough... At two o'clock in the morning, Rumlow was woken up by the bear boy Dongshang.

"Oh...shit!!!" In a daze, Rumlow opened his eyes, and the next second he was frightened by Dongshang's big pie face that was almost stuck to his face, "Where are you? What are you doing?!! What time is it?!!"

"It's two o'clock, dad." Dongshang stretched out his claws and pinched Rumlow's face. "We want to go to school!"

"Go to school?" Rumlow grabbed the bear boy's little paw, "What are you talking about? Go back to sleep now!!!"

"Xiao Shuang has already put on her shoes."

His little princess actually found the shoes? ! !

"She's got her coat on too."

What, what?How did she zip it up? !

"That's enough, what are you doing?! It's only two o'clock in the morning!" Rumlotti slipped away and walked to the bear's room. "Hurry up and go back to sleep! It's only two o'clock in the morning!!"

Nima!How broken the hydra next door is, how broken he is now! ! !

At that moment, Rumlow really wanted to go back to the past and beat up the old self who wanted to have a child.

Tell you to want to be a good father!Makes you want to raise kids!

"Dad, Xiaoshuang and I made breakfast for four people! My sister and I were very careful not to break the plate!"

Well, taking that sentence back, raising a child is actually a good choice.

So, that night, the family ate the so-called breakfast at two o'clock in the middle of the night...well, yes, breakfast...at two o'clock in the morning...

The author has something to say: This episode is a product of the talk show I watched. Sometimes, the brat is so cute! ! ! (Of course, some bear kids are not cute! Not cute at all!)

I didn't say that this chapter was written in the Avengers, yes, I didn't say it, I said the next chapter, yes, it is the next chapter. (My heart is not empty, my conscience is not hurt.)

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