age is not a problem
Chapter 73 From My Joke
"Hey, Ai-chan...I heard that that little kid Mitsuhiko Tsuburaya likes you?"
On the weekend after the school trip, it was a rare peaceful day. Qingmei, who was lying on the sofa with her arms around her pillow and flipping through the latest photo album of Shun Oguri, suddenly asked lazily.
Haibara, who was reading fashion magazines on the couch beside him, cast a look of "You are boring", "It's just a child's kind of liking... Also, how many times have I said it, call me 'Haihara' .”
And Qingmei continued to speak out with surprise: "Then have you considered dating Mitsuhiko's little brother? I heard that there are many young couples in elementary schools now. Oh, the children nowadays are really too precocious." .”
Haibara really wanted to throw the book in his hand directly at Qingmei's head and then add a sentence of "abnormal" to her, and looked at the other party speechlessly:
"What are you thinking... How could I agree to the confession of a child who is so much younger than me, and if he knew that I was actually the age of the 'Xinyi brother' and 'Sister Xiaolan' that he said As a human being, do you think he will still have such feelings for me?"
Blinking her eyes expressionlessly for a long time, Qingmei sighed: "That's right... I probably think of you as a strange big sister. If it were me, I would probably be a perverted aunt..."
"It was originally, it's like you fell in love with a classmate in your school one day..." As he spoke, Huiyuan, who was already delicate and sensitive, suddenly realized something, and looked at Qingmei in surprise: "You Could it be that... really fell in love with a certain boy in school?"
"It could be a girl too." Qingmei replied with a smile.
"...I'm telling you the truth!"
"Okay, okay, it's a boy, a boy... how should I put it, if I were ten years younger, maybe I would chase him." Sitting up from the sofa, Qingmei stretched her waist, "But ah , there is no such thing as an 'if'."
Haibara quietly looked at Qingmei for a while, and then turned his eyes back to the book in his hand, "It seems that you are still sober. Although it is a good thing that you can integrate into the life of ordinary junior high school students, don't forget ...You are different from them after all. Not only because of age, but also because of the identity you carry...If you really like that person, you should be truly responsible for that person."
"Hey, I was lectured." Qingmei smiled heartlessly, then picked up the oranges on the table and peeled them, "Have you forgotten my previous nickname in the organization? Things like feelings are not that important to me, I was the number one devil under Gin Jiu."
"But he is also an idiot who can ignore his own safety for the sake of others." Haibara smiled, knowing the character of the other party, so he no longer entangled in this question, but asked curiously: "Hey, did you have a relationship before?" Have you ever met or liked anyone?"
"People who have liked..." Qingmei narrowed her eyes slightly with a piece of orange in her mouth: "Ah, there are too many of them, and it will be difficult for me to sort them out all at once."
Huiyuan: "..."
"There's only one person I've dated with..."
"Oh? What kind of person is he? Is it the same type as the middle school boy you fell in love with this time?"
Hearing Haibara's question, Qingmei suddenly burst out laughing, "No, no, it's a completely different type. The one I dated before... is strong, cold and arrogant, that kind of high-altitude flower There is nothing similar to the one this time, at least it seems to be."
"Your taste is really jumping." After a long while, Huiyuan only gave such an evaluation.
Qingmei shook her fingers, "It's not that the taste is jumping fast, but that I'm already past the age of worshiping the strong. Well, when I was a little girl, I would inevitably be attracted to that kind of powerful person, but After the experience... Oh, isn't there a saying that says, 'You will always meet two people in your life, one amazing your time, and the other gentle your years'. The person who surprised the time I have already I met it before, but this time... unfortunately, it doesn't look like the person who can tender my years."
She and the child are like two lines that intersect at a point. After the intersection, the future will only drift away.
And his warmth to her is just a moment of intersection... However, it is not bad that the years have gained a moment of tenderness, so be it.
"Then, you and your ex...why did you break up in the end?" Huiyuan was still a little curious about this.
Although I had a hunch that this woman would give a slightly weird answer, what I didn't expect was...
"Oh, this..." Qingmei lazily stood up and yawned, "Because that person is dead, I can't fall in love with a dead person."
For a moment, Huiyuan's eyes widened slightly, and then he whispered: "Sorry, I..."
Before she finished speaking, there was a cool feeling in her mouth, and Qingmei stuffed the last piece of the freshly peeled orange into her mouth.
"What apologies, it's not something that would blacken me once I think about it. Also, I'm not the kind of person who is so fragile that after the lover in the past is gone, I just cry all day long that I will never have another Love is gone, I don’t have the kind of person I love in this world... Please, life is just so few decades, love as much as you want, and it’s just farting to say that you won’t love again, and there is no such thing as love in this world. Time to take care of you." Qingmei curled her lips, and then turned the photobook of Shun Oguri in her hand with her fingers, "For example... no matter how ruthless this world is to me, just put this photobook in front of me... I think there is still love in this world.”
After swallowing the slice of orange, Huiyuan couldn't help but chuckled, "The last question... that boy this time, how much do you like him so far?"
"Actually, I don't like it much." Qingmei scratched her hair, then walked towards the stairs, preparing to go back to her bedroom on the second floor. "At most, it's... the level of willingness to lose weight for him."
……
Teiko Middle School, another new day——
After school, in the gymnasium of the first team of the basketball team, the players are undergoing today's training. Today's training content is arranged by the captain Seijuro Akashi.
And the training content Captain Akashi gave today is...
"Eh...?!" The voices from the First Army clearly went through a process from confusion to questioning to protest.
Akashi continued to explain what he just said without changing his expression, "Last week's school trip...you probably all know that something happened to my group during the hiking and mountain climbing activities. At that time, I carried my classmates behind my back. Kai Teng Shun felt it when he was on his way. Although he was a little tired, it was very helpful for the muscle training of multiple parts of the body. This will be a good physical training. Let’s try it today.”
"This... still doesn't feel so good..." "It's not that I'm a little tired... but it's going to be very tiring, Captain!" "This training is too intense..."
People are still protesting!protest!Absolutely protest!Even if you are the captain, you can't be so Spartan!
Faced with this situation, Akashi just sighed helplessly, then walked to the side of the field and picked up his mobile phone.
"My deskmate Asakawa Kiyomi... You should know this person, right?" Akashi asked while flipping through the address book with his mobile phone.
As soon as they heard the name "Asakawa Kiyomi", everyone immediately tensed up and stood at attention... As the audience who attended the Teiko Club's event demonstration day, they still remember being dominated by the final singing of the Occult Society's stage play. fear.
Seeing the appearance of the team members, Akashi said that he was very good, and then continued: "She is currently signing up to participate in the selection of the Teiko cheerleading team. I will talk to the cheerleader and ask her to be the lead singer of the team song..."
"Captain! Don't be like this!" "Woo...Captain, I still have brothers and sisters to take care of! It's an honor that I can't be here!" "I, I, I... I join the basketball club just to keep fit I never thought of dedicating myself to basketball! I don’t want to risk my life to play basketball!”
Seeing everyone crying and screaming, and there were even a few huddled at the door trying to escape, Akashi said with a expressionless face and a not-so-loud volume:
"Then give me a good training. Two groups, start free combination now, don't worry, the backer and the backee will switch after completing a set of training, and then continue to the next set of training."
All the team members, who were still miserable just now, fell silent for a moment, and immediately carried out the captain's order.
Midorima and Kise formed a team. Aomine originally wanted to find Kuroko, but Kuroko refused on the grounds that he and Aomine were too different in physique, and pulled Momoi from the side to form a team with him. Aomine had to find someone to match himself. Substitutes from the same class.
And the last order is...
"Ah la la, do you all have partners..." Ziyuan looked around for a week, only to find that she was still single.
There is no way, Ziyuan's physique...is too different from ordinary people like me, and I can't afford it.
"I can't help it, Chi Zai, it seems that I can only be with you."
The captain who is also alone: "..."
……
In the classroom of Class One, Grade Two——
Today's duty has been completed. As the last duty students left, Qingmei and Tsuna Kichi also packed their schoolbags and prepared to leave.
Qingmei, who was packing her belongings, suddenly stopped what she was doing and turned to Tsunakichi.
"What's the matter, Asakawa?" At the moment there were only the two of them left in the classroom, and his super intuition was also telling him that Qingmei seemed to have something special to say.
And his intuition is also right, just listen for the next second...
"Hey, Sawada... If I said to you, 'Would you like to have a date with me', would you agree?" Kiyomi said with a smile.
"Eh... eh?!" Although he expected something unusual, Tsunaki didn't expect it to be like this, "Sorry, I..."
However, the next moment... Qingmei suddenly held a pair of sharp scissors, stabbed him straight, and finally passed close to his cheek!
Gang Ji didn't move from the beginning to the end, his face was full of shock, but in his heart... the murderous look just now was not a joke... refused to confess, so he poked him with scissors? !This is also...too scary...
Qingmei's eyes darkened in an instant... When she died in the mountain during the school trip, she had already seen that his physical strength and endurance were actually quite amazing, but just now, she wanted to test his instant reaction ability.I don't know if he really couldn't hide just now, or deliberately pretended that he couldn't hide...
"Asakawa! What are you doing!" At the door of the classroom, Akashi, who came back to pick up his things, happened to see this "thrilling" scene.
Kiyomi smiled, "Ah, I saw a fly behind Sawada just now, so I wanted to get rid of it as soon as possible."
Then, she slowly retracted her hand, and on the tip of the scissors... there was really a dead fly that was stabbed to death!
Akashi: "..."
Gangji: "..."
Qingmei didn't care about the expressions of the two, took out two tissues and cleaned her scissors.
After throwing the wad of paper in the trash…
"Ah, by the way, Sawada... don't pay attention to what I told you just now, it's just a joke, it's just a punishment for losing when I played truth or dare with someone this afternoon."
……
On the weekend after the school trip, it was a rare peaceful day. Qingmei, who was lying on the sofa with her arms around her pillow and flipping through the latest photo album of Shun Oguri, suddenly asked lazily.
Haibara, who was reading fashion magazines on the couch beside him, cast a look of "You are boring", "It's just a child's kind of liking... Also, how many times have I said it, call me 'Haihara' .”
And Qingmei continued to speak out with surprise: "Then have you considered dating Mitsuhiko's little brother? I heard that there are many young couples in elementary schools now. Oh, the children nowadays are really too precocious." .”
Haibara really wanted to throw the book in his hand directly at Qingmei's head and then add a sentence of "abnormal" to her, and looked at the other party speechlessly:
"What are you thinking... How could I agree to the confession of a child who is so much younger than me, and if he knew that I was actually the age of the 'Xinyi brother' and 'Sister Xiaolan' that he said As a human being, do you think he will still have such feelings for me?"
Blinking her eyes expressionlessly for a long time, Qingmei sighed: "That's right... I probably think of you as a strange big sister. If it were me, I would probably be a perverted aunt..."
"It was originally, it's like you fell in love with a classmate in your school one day..." As he spoke, Huiyuan, who was already delicate and sensitive, suddenly realized something, and looked at Qingmei in surprise: "You Could it be that... really fell in love with a certain boy in school?"
"It could be a girl too." Qingmei replied with a smile.
"...I'm telling you the truth!"
"Okay, okay, it's a boy, a boy... how should I put it, if I were ten years younger, maybe I would chase him." Sitting up from the sofa, Qingmei stretched her waist, "But ah , there is no such thing as an 'if'."
Haibara quietly looked at Qingmei for a while, and then turned his eyes back to the book in his hand, "It seems that you are still sober. Although it is a good thing that you can integrate into the life of ordinary junior high school students, don't forget ...You are different from them after all. Not only because of age, but also because of the identity you carry...If you really like that person, you should be truly responsible for that person."
"Hey, I was lectured." Qingmei smiled heartlessly, then picked up the oranges on the table and peeled them, "Have you forgotten my previous nickname in the organization? Things like feelings are not that important to me, I was the number one devil under Gin Jiu."
"But he is also an idiot who can ignore his own safety for the sake of others." Haibara smiled, knowing the character of the other party, so he no longer entangled in this question, but asked curiously: "Hey, did you have a relationship before?" Have you ever met or liked anyone?"
"People who have liked..." Qingmei narrowed her eyes slightly with a piece of orange in her mouth: "Ah, there are too many of them, and it will be difficult for me to sort them out all at once."
Huiyuan: "..."
"There's only one person I've dated with..."
"Oh? What kind of person is he? Is it the same type as the middle school boy you fell in love with this time?"
Hearing Haibara's question, Qingmei suddenly burst out laughing, "No, no, it's a completely different type. The one I dated before... is strong, cold and arrogant, that kind of high-altitude flower There is nothing similar to the one this time, at least it seems to be."
"Your taste is really jumping." After a long while, Huiyuan only gave such an evaluation.
Qingmei shook her fingers, "It's not that the taste is jumping fast, but that I'm already past the age of worshiping the strong. Well, when I was a little girl, I would inevitably be attracted to that kind of powerful person, but After the experience... Oh, isn't there a saying that says, 'You will always meet two people in your life, one amazing your time, and the other gentle your years'. The person who surprised the time I have already I met it before, but this time... unfortunately, it doesn't look like the person who can tender my years."
She and the child are like two lines that intersect at a point. After the intersection, the future will only drift away.
And his warmth to her is just a moment of intersection... However, it is not bad that the years have gained a moment of tenderness, so be it.
"Then, you and your ex...why did you break up in the end?" Huiyuan was still a little curious about this.
Although I had a hunch that this woman would give a slightly weird answer, what I didn't expect was...
"Oh, this..." Qingmei lazily stood up and yawned, "Because that person is dead, I can't fall in love with a dead person."
For a moment, Huiyuan's eyes widened slightly, and then he whispered: "Sorry, I..."
Before she finished speaking, there was a cool feeling in her mouth, and Qingmei stuffed the last piece of the freshly peeled orange into her mouth.
"What apologies, it's not something that would blacken me once I think about it. Also, I'm not the kind of person who is so fragile that after the lover in the past is gone, I just cry all day long that I will never have another Love is gone, I don’t have the kind of person I love in this world... Please, life is just so few decades, love as much as you want, and it’s just farting to say that you won’t love again, and there is no such thing as love in this world. Time to take care of you." Qingmei curled her lips, and then turned the photobook of Shun Oguri in her hand with her fingers, "For example... no matter how ruthless this world is to me, just put this photobook in front of me... I think there is still love in this world.”
After swallowing the slice of orange, Huiyuan couldn't help but chuckled, "The last question... that boy this time, how much do you like him so far?"
"Actually, I don't like it much." Qingmei scratched her hair, then walked towards the stairs, preparing to go back to her bedroom on the second floor. "At most, it's... the level of willingness to lose weight for him."
……
Teiko Middle School, another new day——
After school, in the gymnasium of the first team of the basketball team, the players are undergoing today's training. Today's training content is arranged by the captain Seijuro Akashi.
And the training content Captain Akashi gave today is...
"Eh...?!" The voices from the First Army clearly went through a process from confusion to questioning to protest.
Akashi continued to explain what he just said without changing his expression, "Last week's school trip...you probably all know that something happened to my group during the hiking and mountain climbing activities. At that time, I carried my classmates behind my back. Kai Teng Shun felt it when he was on his way. Although he was a little tired, it was very helpful for the muscle training of multiple parts of the body. This will be a good physical training. Let’s try it today.”
"This... still doesn't feel so good..." "It's not that I'm a little tired... but it's going to be very tiring, Captain!" "This training is too intense..."
People are still protesting!protest!Absolutely protest!Even if you are the captain, you can't be so Spartan!
Faced with this situation, Akashi just sighed helplessly, then walked to the side of the field and picked up his mobile phone.
"My deskmate Asakawa Kiyomi... You should know this person, right?" Akashi asked while flipping through the address book with his mobile phone.
As soon as they heard the name "Asakawa Kiyomi", everyone immediately tensed up and stood at attention... As the audience who attended the Teiko Club's event demonstration day, they still remember being dominated by the final singing of the Occult Society's stage play. fear.
Seeing the appearance of the team members, Akashi said that he was very good, and then continued: "She is currently signing up to participate in the selection of the Teiko cheerleading team. I will talk to the cheerleader and ask her to be the lead singer of the team song..."
"Captain! Don't be like this!" "Woo...Captain, I still have brothers and sisters to take care of! It's an honor that I can't be here!" "I, I, I... I join the basketball club just to keep fit I never thought of dedicating myself to basketball! I don’t want to risk my life to play basketball!”
Seeing everyone crying and screaming, and there were even a few huddled at the door trying to escape, Akashi said with a expressionless face and a not-so-loud volume:
"Then give me a good training. Two groups, start free combination now, don't worry, the backer and the backee will switch after completing a set of training, and then continue to the next set of training."
All the team members, who were still miserable just now, fell silent for a moment, and immediately carried out the captain's order.
Midorima and Kise formed a team. Aomine originally wanted to find Kuroko, but Kuroko refused on the grounds that he and Aomine were too different in physique, and pulled Momoi from the side to form a team with him. Aomine had to find someone to match himself. Substitutes from the same class.
And the last order is...
"Ah la la, do you all have partners..." Ziyuan looked around for a week, only to find that she was still single.
There is no way, Ziyuan's physique...is too different from ordinary people like me, and I can't afford it.
"I can't help it, Chi Zai, it seems that I can only be with you."
The captain who is also alone: "..."
……
In the classroom of Class One, Grade Two——
Today's duty has been completed. As the last duty students left, Qingmei and Tsuna Kichi also packed their schoolbags and prepared to leave.
Qingmei, who was packing her belongings, suddenly stopped what she was doing and turned to Tsunakichi.
"What's the matter, Asakawa?" At the moment there were only the two of them left in the classroom, and his super intuition was also telling him that Qingmei seemed to have something special to say.
And his intuition is also right, just listen for the next second...
"Hey, Sawada... If I said to you, 'Would you like to have a date with me', would you agree?" Kiyomi said with a smile.
"Eh... eh?!" Although he expected something unusual, Tsunaki didn't expect it to be like this, "Sorry, I..."
However, the next moment... Qingmei suddenly held a pair of sharp scissors, stabbed him straight, and finally passed close to his cheek!
Gang Ji didn't move from the beginning to the end, his face was full of shock, but in his heart... the murderous look just now was not a joke... refused to confess, so he poked him with scissors? !This is also...too scary...
Qingmei's eyes darkened in an instant... When she died in the mountain during the school trip, she had already seen that his physical strength and endurance were actually quite amazing, but just now, she wanted to test his instant reaction ability.I don't know if he really couldn't hide just now, or deliberately pretended that he couldn't hide...
"Asakawa! What are you doing!" At the door of the classroom, Akashi, who came back to pick up his things, happened to see this "thrilling" scene.
Kiyomi smiled, "Ah, I saw a fly behind Sawada just now, so I wanted to get rid of it as soon as possible."
Then, she slowly retracted her hand, and on the tip of the scissors... there was really a dead fly that was stabbed to death!
Akashi: "..."
Gangji: "..."
Qingmei didn't care about the expressions of the two, took out two tissues and cleaned her scissors.
After throwing the wad of paper in the trash…
"Ah, by the way, Sawada... don't pay attention to what I told you just now, it's just a joke, it's just a punishment for losing when I played truth or dare with someone this afternoon."
……
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