age is not a problem

Qingmei felt that she was not going well today.

I overslept in the morning, so I didn't have time to eat, so I ate two mouthfuls of dry bread in a hurry on the way... Ah, ah, her stomach was empty, and she felt like she was going to wither.

Then I stepped on Comrade Conan's external skateboard and went straight to the school. I could have broken in before the school gate closed... but I met an unbearable guy on the way!The child also looked like a middle school student, wearing a well-behaved school uniform, combing his hair in a three-quarter-length way, wearing a pair of black-framed glasses with moles of tourists' tears in the corners of his eyes, and chose to go to school on a skateboard just like her.

That boy skateboards... How can there be someone more pretentious than her? !

Dang Lian started a skateboarding race with that boy on the street with all kinds of difficult tricks... and was almost taken away to that boy's school.

After adjusting the forward route in time and returning to the right path... I stepped on the point and was shut outside the school gate.

How should I put it, if the student union personnel who checked at the gate this morning were unknown, she would just turn around and run away, and ran to the back wall of the school and jumped in directly... However, today it was Vice President Akashi who led The team was checking attendance at the school gate, and she was caught straight like that, and wrote a sum of money for her in a small notebook without saying anything about her tablemate.

Ah, ah, speaking of which, I only ate two slices of bread this morning, and now I’m raging all the way. I’m even more hungry. It seems that I want to eat, eat, eat...

"Asakawa, what did the class meeting say just now?"

Akashi, who was clearly stating the content of the class meeting on the podium, couldn't help asking questions after holding back for a long time.

There is no way, after all, the comrades in the class are listening carefully and trying to understand the key points of the class leader's speech today, but Qingmei, who is stunned and not here, is too eye-catching.

"Eat." Qingmei still maintained that dazed expression caught in her own imagination, and casually said what was in her mind at the moment.

Regarding this, Akashi said: "...the class will continue."

... He was indeed emphasizing the food issue of Teiko's annual school trip next month.

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After school, the commercial district——

Qingmei, who just received this month's pocket money from Dr. Ali two days ago, feels that she has finally been redeemed, and at the same time learned the lesson of last month's pocket money that was spent on coffee jelly.People can't be hanged on the same tree, and money can't be used to buy the same thing, it has to be used separately...for example, you can buy both spaghetti and bolognese sauce.

Just when I was thinking about which type of pasta I should buy, spaghetti, apellini or fusilli...

"Huh? Sawada?"

Looking up, he saw a familiar figure in front of him.

Tsunayoshi who was called suddenly turned around, "Asakawa? Ah... what a coincidence, are you here to go shopping too?"

What it sounds like is that he is also here to buy things.

Qingmei nodded with no special expression, although she felt that he looked more like looking for someone just now... But, well, it has nothing to do with her anyway.

"You two~ Would you like to enter the store and participate in our activities~ You have a chance to win a prize~"

In a shop on the side, a clerk in a cute uniform came over and said to the two enthusiastically.

Qingmei turned around and looked at the store. There were quite a few people in the store. There were a few super-conspicuous characters on the big sign standing at the door of the store - "Italian Interview and Eating Contest!"

"You two just form a team, free pasta all you can eat~"

Qingmei's eyeballs, which were like two cat's-eye stones, burst into green light instantly!

"The group that eats the most is the winning group, and they can get prizes - the newly launched limited edition three-piece set of extra-grade olive oil, butter, and meat sauce in our store, imported from Italy, whether it is for pasta or barbecue , paired with these are absolutely superb~ ah, you can also get a VIP card of our shop!"

The green light in Qingmei's eyes was so strong that it instantly looked like a wild wolf ready to go, "That's great..."

"Great..."

A voice with the same exclamation sounded behind him, and this voice...slightly familiar?

Turning around to see, there are two people who are also in Teiko school uniforms, or two people with a slightly different height...cute.

"Hi~ you're here too. That's right, Qing Niu is also very good at eating." Ziyuan looked at Qingmei and Gangyoshi, and then at the signboard of the tasting competition standing at the door of the store.

For acquaintances, whether male or female, Murasakihara always likes to use language when addressing each other, such as calling Momoi May "May girl".When Zi Yuan called her "Qing Niu" at first, Qing Mei refused, and then the other party's reaction was—"...then call you Mei Niu."

Qingmei said that it is still "Qing Niu", at least the shame is not so outrageous.

Nodding at Murasakihara, Kiyomi looked at Akashi who came with Murasakihara again, "Is the monitor also here?"

Akashi looked at Murasakihara helplessly, "The team finished training early today, and I have nothing else to do. I will accompany him to this newly opened mall to buy snacks, otherwise he will get lost again."

Atsushi Atsushi from class [-] of the second year and Shun Kaiteng from class [-] of the second year both have extremely serious road idiot attributes, which is also known throughout the grade.

Zi Principle drooped his eyes, which had always been dull, and looked more like a child's complaint: "No, Chi Zi, you are obviously here to spy on me and not let me buy sweets."

"It's the supervisor... Forget about the toothache you had a few days ago, it hurt so much that you sat on the bench with your cheeks covered during training." Akashi's tone was non-negotiable.

Tsunayoshi: "..." As far as a 14-year-old middle school student is concerned, Akashi-kun is really not easy.

Kiyomi: "...", Murasakihara, would you be sorry for your father Akashi if you don't play well for the Teiko basketball team?

The two adults in the skin of teenagers sighed tacitly at the same time as they read through the vicissitudes of life: "Alas..."

After sighing, they subconsciously looked at each other who were in tune, and blinked thoughtfully.

Akashi & Murasakihara: "???"

At this time, the clerk who originally wanted to pull Tsunayoshi and Qingmei into the store to participate in this small competition asked them again: "Our competition is about to start, do you want to participate?"

"Of course!" Qing Meili said without hesitation.

And Zi Principle has already imagined the wonderful feeling when those mellow and delicious olive oil, butter, and sauce are poured on the barbecue, and immediately said seriously: "I want to participate too! Qing girl, I'm sorry , I will not lose."

Qingmei lowered her head slightly, her body trembled twice, and let out a sinister low laugh of the standard villain in the game, then slowly raised her head, raised her chin slightly, showed a ghostly smile, and stuck out the tip of her tongue Licked his lower lip:

"Hmph... is that right, then, let's compare and see who is more favored by the pasta god. I will not show mercy, ah, no, I will not show mercy, A-Dun! "

What kind of atmosphere is going on in this boy manga that seems to be fighting for the fate of the world... Tsunakichi raised his forehead, and couldn't stop complaining in his heart.

And in a second, Qingmei strangled Gangji's neck with one arm, and dragged her partner into the store without any explanation.

"Ah Dun, let me remind you, today's morning divination showed that Libras should be careful of Virgos today, they will be restrained hahahaha!"

With a sneer and a sneer, the smile turned into a rampant witch's laugh.

Regarding this, Tsunayoshi reminded in a low voice: "Well, Asakawa, I'm also a Libra...uh!"

"Shut up." Kiyomi directly exerted force with her arms, and locked her throat to make the opponent a quiet handsome man. "Before the battle, you can only put psychological pressure on the enemy, and don't lose your morale, Comrade Sawada."

Seeing the two of them entered the store like this, Ziyuan immediately dragged Akashi and walked in without any explanation, "Chizai, Chizai, if we want to win them, we must win them!"

Looking at Murasakihara who was playing childishly, although Akashi was helpless, he still let the other party pull him in... Forget it, eating pasta is healthier than eating those snacks.

And the eyes of the clerk looking at the two brightly colored teenagers, one red and one purple, who walked into the store to prepare for the competition, were a little... that.

Shaking his head frequently as if sighing... Now, even junior high school students are like this, so what?Alas, the national style is indeed becoming more and more open.

……

"Okay! Ladies and gentlemen, everyone is welcome to participate in our competition! Now, let me explain the rules of the competition." The store manager took the microphone and announced with a red face: "A noodle, each person bites one end, and the two together This noodle is finished. The portion of each plate is basically the same, and in the end, whichever pair eats the most plates wins!"

The rules are very simple, quite easy to understand, and Kiyomi followed suit immediately, picked up a noodle with a fork, bit one end, and at the same time signaled Tsunayoshi to bite the other end with her eyes.

"I always feel... weird..." Gang Ji frowned, hesitating whether to follow suit.

Qingmei looked calm: "This is originally a competition for couples to participate in. Here, it is written in small characters on the bottom right of the promotional poster."

Gang Ji hurriedly looked up at the promotional poster. He didn't plan to participate in this competition at the beginning, and he didn't pay attention to it. Except for the eye-catching big words "Italian Interview and Eating Competition!" in the center of the promotional poster, in the corner Sure enough, there was a line of words like "Couple file ~ more sweet ~" in small characters.Looking around at the other participating groups in the store, they were indeed a couple!

"Have you noticed long ago that this is a couple's match?" Gang Ji almost directly used an affirmative tone.

"That's right~ If I told you directly, you would definitely not want to come in, so I decided to choose to be blind." Qingmei smiled innocently, and actively encouraged: "Look, just outside the store, the clerk He also regards us as a couple, which means that although I am taller and stronger than you, I still look quite right and have a sense of p."

Tsuna: "...I, can I quit?"

Of course he wouldn't take this opportunity to take advantage of the girl, but when he thought of making such ambiguous actions with a girl who was underage that can only be seen between lovers... it was really difficult for him to overcome the psychological barrier, and there was always a moment I feel like I am a strange sorghum.

"If what is in front of me now is not spaghetti, there is still a little possibility." Qingmei said with a paralyzed face with her dead fish eyes hanging, and the next second, she turned to the heroine of a bitter drama. If you put a few drops of eye drops on her, she will be able to bring the pear blossoms to rain, "If you go out alone now, they will definitely think that we had a quarrel, and then you just dumped me in a fit of anger, in vain Leaving me alone to face a plate of spaghetti that no one will eat with me anymore, do you have the heart to let me, a delicate and beautiful girl like a delicate flower, be tortured like this? Are you so cruel that you want to Do you want to portray yourself as a heartless scumbag in the eyes of the people around you?"

Gangji: "..."

What else can he say...so is it true Libra beware Virgo today?Is that morning divination really so clever?

At this time, the owner of the store had already announced with a microphone: "Everyone is on your marks, the game...starts!"

Staring at the plates of spaghetti on the table, Qingmei’s eyes were already glowing green, and she couldn’t help but eat wildly, and Tsunayoshi was very careful in order to prevent the embarrassing situation of offending the other party by accident. Eat slowly little by little.

result--

Qingmei's face quickly magnified in his sight, and she swallowed the noodle almost in one gulp, biting off the noodle at the last moment, their lips maintained that delicate one cm distance.

At this moment, the hot air exhaled between the two people's noses is dense on each other's skin, so close to each other, just looking directly at each other's pupils, as if they want to use the pupils to directly penetrate into each other's heart.

next second...

Qingmei withdrew suddenly, feeling the disappearance of that breath around her, Tsuna finally came back to her senses, and felt trembling for a moment when she lost her composure from her brain to her body.At that second, when he got so close and stared at her opal-like pupils, he actually emptied himself for a moment, as if his brain, thinking and body functions stopped functioning at that second. .

If someone really wanted to do something to him at that second, it might really succeed.

This is a mistake that he will never and should not have.

At this moment, Qingmei seemed to be okay, chewing the pasta in her mouth, commenting: "...Well, if you cook it for another 3 minutes, the taste should be better. Hey, store manager, I suggest noodles It’s better to cook for another 3 minutes!”

While competing and interacting with the store manager as the host, Tsuna couldn't help but chuckled, realizing that he was amused by this girl.

the other side--

"Let go of me, Murasakihara, I'm leaving..." Akashi just wanted to leave the shop as soon as possible.

And the principle of Zi is not to cry or make trouble, but to be coquettish... No, it's not coquettish, it's just that he is a bit childish, coupled with his usual lazy tone, and what he said at this moment, it sounds really...

"No, just this time, just this time, Chi Zai is the best..."

The entire Teiko basketball team knew that Akashi was tolerant and conniving towards Murasakihara. Normally, Akashi might just let the big baby in their team do it, but this time... Absolutely, yes, no, but ,by!

There are about twenty couples competing in the store at the moment, all of them are lovers of a man and a woman, only they have... two men.Do you want him and Murasakihara to... eat pasta in that way? !

He has even heard the comments from the people around him-"Ah! Look, look, there are still same-sex couples participating in the competition, so brave!" "Yes, yes, it is to break through the barriers of worldly vision! , there is nothing that true love can't overcome!" "The two look very sexy, and their looks are also very good-looking! And although the purple-haired guy is a lot taller, the red-haired guy looks even more aggressive. Angry!"

In order to maintain his reputation, Akashi decided to put away his long-standing indulgence to Murasakihara. You must know that the large shopping mall they are in is actually the property of the Akashi family. If someone who knows him finds out...he goes home I didn't know how to explain it to my father.

That's right, Ziyuan can't be allowed to act like this!

"Murashihara, if you quit... Didn't you say that French snacks are delicious when you went to my house last time, and I'll bring them to you later." Akashi used his trump card.

Thinking of the delicacy he tasted last time, Murasakihara hesitated, and fell into a struggle in his heart.

At this time, Qingmei at the next table glanced at their table, and then cast a provocative look at Ziyuan.

Ziyuan, who was always belligerent and hated losing in his bones, was instantly aroused, and immediately showed his seriousness when deciding the victory on the court, "Chizi! Isn't our belief in Diguang is to win every battle!"

Akashi: "..."

……

Seeing that the strongest competitor Ziyuan's group is no longer in the mood, Qingmei is immediately proud, and eats even more ferociously.

The speed changed suddenly, and Gang Ji was caught off guard for a moment. With a sound of "呵念——", he sucked all the noodles he was eating together into his mouth at once.

...Is this considered to be directly sucked out from the other party's mouth? !

Thinking about whether this is considered "indirect kissing", Tsuna suddenly felt that she was not well and asked why there were so many strange thoughts?He shook his head slightly, trying to get those strange thoughts and feelings out of his brain.

But Qingmei thought... her saliva was on his face when he disliked her.So when the next noodle was eaten, as soon as the two sides bit into it, Qingmei sucked it all into her mouth.

After chewing this noodle, he raised his lips and smiled: "Here, now I also ate your saliva. Let each other saliva, even~"

Gangji: "..."

At this moment, apart from all kinds of messy feelings and wanting to complain, Gangji has other thoughts... He wants to teach this child a lesson. After all, girls are easy to suffer.

After making up his mind, when the next noodle was put into the mouths of the two, Tsuna, who had been passively accepting the competition, suddenly took the initiative, and quickly bit the noodle towards Qingmei.

Seeing the boy who suddenly became strong, Qingmei was stunned for a moment. When she came back to her senses, the other party's lips had already stopped firmly in front of her. The distance was so small that it seemed that just a little movement would make the two People will make a kiss.

At this moment, Gang Ji suddenly bit off the pasta, and then opened the distance between the two.

Although he knows that it is not appropriate for him to educate the other party with his current body like an elder, but Tsuna still tries his best to make the other party really take his words seriously:

"Although it's just pretending to be a couple, if there is such an overly intimate physical contact, you still have to be careful when facing boys, just like that just now...it will be very dangerous."

Fortunately, it was him this time. If it was replaced by a boy with an evil heart or a boy whose adolescent hormones were too strong to control her for a while, she would easily be taken advantage of.

Qingmei, who finally came back to her senses, unhurriedly ate the remaining noodle roots in her mouth, stared straight at Tsuna Kichi, and her calm eyes made it difficult to see what she was thinking .

"What's wrong? Is there something on my face?" Gang Ji felt the other party's gaze was weird.

Could it be that he just scared the kid?

Qingmei suddenly smiled lowly, the kind of laughter that came from the chest, but also had a slightly hoarse feeling, which was a bit mysterious.

next second...

Qingmei suddenly leaned forward and kissed Tsuna Kichi's lips directly!

Feeling the sudden warmth on his lips, Tsuna's mind went blank for a moment... He didn't expect this girl to do this directly! ! !

He, he, he, he kissed an underage child? !And to a certain extent, he was raped by this girl? !

It didn't last long, and in just three seconds, Qingmei moved away from his lips, with the tip of her nose touching, she stuck out her tongue and licked the lips that she had just kissed just aftertaste, her green eyes were like deep green eyes. Tan:

"Dangerous, who is it?"

The hot air he exhaled was actually carrying a dangerous charm at this moment, his whole figure was like a witch singing a mysterious poem wrapped in a curse coat.

This is what Gangji feels at the moment.In his brain at the moment, nine parts are sane, one part is indulgent, and nine parts of reason are used to tell him what to do and how to do it, and that part of indulgence is urging him to read her mysterious poem.

And... She didn't seem to understand what he was trying to tell her at all!He didn't mean that!

Qingmei first rolled her eyes... Heck, the brat still wants to educate her, so let me show you how powerful the adult world is!

Then, he raised his eyebrows again; "Could it be the first time you kissed someone?"

"Damn, of course not!" Tsuna replied subconsciously.

Qingmei smiled: "I just said, with such a rich love history, you definitely won't keep your first kiss."

Gangji: "..."

Then, Qingmei approached Tsunayoshi's ear and said softly, "But, let me tell you... Just now, it was really the first time I kissed a man, even though it was just a dry kiss."

After finishing speaking, he picked up the noodles on the plate with the fork again, and continued the game like a normal person.

Gang Ji, on the other hand, was a little confused... I always felt that the amount of information was a bit too much for the sentence just now?

It seems that there are many ways of understanding... He, which way should he understand?

"Hey, hey, hey, don't be dazed, Sawada, the game is still going on, we haven't won yet."

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The author has something to say:

Cough cough, the male and female lead kissed for the first time, although the process is not romantic, but don't care about such trivial things, don't care about it~ and Judaime, he was shk by Qingmei's last sentence with a little more information and a little more interpretation.

As for the soy-sauce young man at the beginning of this chapter...Of course it’s Mr. Sakamoto~