age is not a problem

At night, in a high-rise apartment in Tokyo——

In the open kitchen, Tsuna Yoshi stood in front of the cooking counter, taking the freshly brewed coffee from the coffee machine with a calm face.

At the dining table behind him, a man with dark blue long hair sat on the seat and flicked the phone in his hand seemingly casually.One blue and one red different-colored pupils showed a sense of mystery, but the look in the eyes at the moment was full of joy after satisfying the evil taste.

"kufufufufu, let me choose a few representative barrages to read to you... Oh, oh, it's really a difficult project, after all, the total number is too much."

"This is from Hayato Gakuji...'Judaime, I have already found the most authoritative neurologist and psychologist for you, please don't worry, you can come back anytime to get the best treatment.'"

"This one is from Alcobaleno...'Stupid, I've already prepared a course for you on how to get along with the sexes, and it looks like you need to be remade.'"

"This one is from xanxus... Ah, the screen is full of non-stop 'garbage', the hand speed is fast enough, this guy is actually a mobile phone control?"

"This one is from Lusilia...'Ah, Tsunayoshi-kun, I'm fascinated by your beautiful white legs without a trace of hair.', kufufufu, but I'm really curious, your legs are now Is it cold, Pengelie ten generations whose leg hair has been eradicated?"

"Huh? I just noticed that there is actually that guy Hibari Kyoya...'Did the coffee jelly last time be for that kid, herbivore?', oh, oh, so you have long been interested in that Did the little girl launch a gift offensive, and actually attacked an underage girl, it really is a dirty mafia."

"kufufufu, but the most classic is probably the one from Sasakawa Ryohei...'Sawada, if I didn't know the reason why you and Kyoko broke up in the first place, I'm afraid I would think that you broke up because...you can't do it.', However, Vengley, I also have deep doubts about this now."

After listening to Wushou's long series of "summary reports" with all kinds of sarcasm, sarcasm, explicit sarcasm, and sarcasm without changing his face, Tsuna turned around and sat down with two cups of poured coffee as if nothing had happened. At the dining table, sit on the seat opposite Liu Dao Mukuro.

Pushing one of the cups of coffee in front of the other party, he said in a calm and unrestrained tone:

"...Have you selected the eleventh generation of Pengo Lie?"

Liudao Mu picked up the coffee cup in front of him, "Isn't it your most important task to create the Eleventh Order, Judaimu? You haven't finished it yet."

Gang Ji had a thoughtful expression, "...Then it seems that I need to ask Mom and Dad to work hard."

"What an unfilial son, at this age, you still let your parents clean up the mess." Liu Daokuai sighed seriously, and then took a sip of the coffee in his cup... "Poof!"

Faced with the indecent behavior of Kirimori, who has always emphasized elegance and Italian gentlemanly behavior, at the moment of spouting coffee, Tsunayoshi just smiled lightly:

"What's the matter, Mu, isn't this your favorite Mandheling coffee? The coffee beans are imported from Sumatra, Indonesia, and you recommended it to me."

Liu Daoku looked at his boss with a look of resentment... Time is really a terrible thing, such as turning an innocent and weak little rabbit into a fox in rabbit skin or something.

... put salt in his coffee!

Brown eyes turned to Liudao Muku's mobile phone screen, Tsuna said unhurriedly: "How did the girl who played with me today sing the last song? If you like it, I can ask her to record another song Let me play it to you... How about the song "Turning into a Thousand Winds" that appeared in our stage play today?"

...Of course, when recording, he would first plug his ears with earplugs.

Rao has always put on a perfect expression of "I'm very mysterious", "I'm very calm", "You can't see through me ~ you can't see through me~", after hearing this, his expression also... …with silk cracks appearing.

He did remember that at the end of today's stage play, when the child sang the song "Sakura Tone" along with the music, the screen that had been blasted from the beginning to the end... was completely clean.

... At that moment, Peng Gelie's executives who were watching the live broadcast from all over the world probably went to Santuchuan together for a tour.

"I'll take care of it."

After hearing Liudaomu's promise of "no more trouble", Tsuna expressed his satisfaction.

After taking care of the restless guys in his backyard, Tsuna quietly sipped his coffee, recalling the faint hostility that Qingmei sent out when she "attacked" her from behind on the stage today.

It was precisely because of that hostility that his body automatically made an emergency response... which triggered the series of events that followed.

At that time, although the hostility was quite weak, the point was... He felt that she was trying to contain her hostility and restrained herself.

Although the previous investigation showed that she was just an ordinary middle school student, did he really think too much?Kiyomi Asakawa, what is she...

Thinking about all the things about Qingmei in her mind, the first picture that appeared in her mind turned out to be...the scene where she was on the stage today, lying on his body and borrowing a seat to kiss him.

He couldn't help shaking his head slightly, trying to get rid of the inexplicable feeling in his heart.And on the way home this evening, from Dad, to the Guardian, to Balian, to the Advisory Group outside the door... He didn't know how many people he replied to that sentence——

"It's a borrowed seat."

...He really wasn't kissed by a little girl.

Thinking of this... Tsunaki drank a few more sips of coffee without changing his expression.

After drinking a glass of clear water and finally recovering the devastated sense of taste, Liudaoku finally said seriously: "Then, let's talk about business now."

"Business?" Gangji frowned slightly.

"Of course, you don't think I came to Tokyo purely to see your jokes, do you, Tsunayoshi Sawada?"

Holding the small spoon for stirring the coffee with her fingertips, after gently stirring it a few times, Gang Ji raised her head and smiled softly: "Isn't it?"

Liudaoku; "..."

"I'm just kidding." Gang Ji chuckled twice, put down the coffee cup in his hand, and the expression on his face also took on the calmness and seriousness of being a godfather, "Okay, let's talk, it's business."

"The method to restore your body is still being studied with Bermuda von Vikensutten. Due to the sudden mutation of the third power of seven in the past ten years, it is not so easy to solve... After all, if it is not because of In the proxy war ten years ago, you have probably become the new Son of the Rainbow."

"I know, I'm not in a hurry about this matter. I'm relieved to leave it to you from the family. Then, as for other things, you should come here specially for other things." If it's just to tell him first Continuing to be a junior high school student with peace of mind, he didn't think he would let his usual erratic Kirishou appear in front of him.

"Indeed, there are two things." Liudaokuo crossed his fingers, and his expression became more serious: "Next year there will be another general election in Italy, you know that, right?"

As soon as the other party started talking, Tsuna understood what was going on, "Ah, I know. Over the years, the government has been working hard to weaken the influence of the Mafia. In order to become the ruling party, many parties have Will make a fuss about this. This time, which agency did they send?"

"It's Sismi, Serviperleinfraniesiureailitare, the Italian Military Security Intelligence Agency. The leaders of their current class are all on the anti-Mafia stand. I don't know where the information leaked, they have already learned it' The news that Vongola Judai is currently on vacation in Japan is said to be planning to send people to Japan to take action against Vongola Judai. You'd better pay attention to it in the near future. Of course, they probably won't think of it, Vengola Judai Judaime is now a junior high school student."

Tsuna nodded, "Well, I'll pay attention. What about the second thing?"

"It's this." While talking, Rokudo Mukuro took out a metal box from the windbreaker pocket and handed it to Tsunayoshi.

After taking it, Gangji opened it and saw that it was full of bullets neatly placed inside. He picked up one of them and looked at it:

"Is it a special bomb? I haven't seen one like this before. Is it the latest one developed by the family?"

"It was Irie Masaichi who heard that the bazooka malfunctioned once in ten years, and turned the body of Hayato Gokuji into the same as when he was a child, so he developed this 'retrospective bullet' based on this. Using this bullet, It can temporarily return your body to what it was like a year ago, that is, when you were 23 years old. Of course, there is a time limit. It is for you to prepare for emergencies, but it is better to use it with caution."

"Okay, I know."

……

The next day, Teiko Middle School——

"Qing-feng-da-hui!" Qingmei's eyes could shoot out the flames of hell, and she rushed towards Qingfeng dahui viciously like a beast that sprang out of hell.

Qingfeng, who was covered in cold sweat, ran away, "I, I was wrong... I was really wrong! Please don't sing, please forgive me!"

"What a mess! You pay me for my autographed photo of Shun Oguri!" Qingmei immediately chased after her.

She worked so hard to write homework for this brat for so long, just to get his first prize winning ticket, but today she told her that he was in a hurry to go to the toilet in the middle of the performance yesterday Without toilet paper, I just wiped my butt with the paper I was carrying... It turned out that the paper happened to be the lottery ticket!He had planned to give it to her after the show.

... She wants to kill him, she wants to kill him, she must kill him!Being young is not an excuse for him to do such an unforgivable thing!

The two immediately started a chasing battle all over the campus, but Qingmei discovered...is this unscientific? !With all her strength, she couldn't outrun a middle school student? !Even if the physical function is weakened compared with the 24-year-old body, it will definitely be stronger than an ordinary junior high school student!

As the fastest player in the Teiko Basketball Club... No, or rather the fastest player in the entire Japanese middle school basketball team, Aomine Daiki said that luckily running is his forte.

After chasing the target person for a long time, Qingmei thumped the wall depressedly, and then thought about the place Qingfeng would often go to every time he was lazy and skipped class...

Climbed the stairs to the top floor of the teaching building, then pushed open the door leading to the roof, but did not find Qingfeng, but saw——

"Asakawa?" Tsuna Kichi originally came to this deserted place to make a phone call with Prison Temple to solve an urgent matter that needs to be decided by him personally. As soon as he finished the call, he felt someone walking towards the rooftop, but he didn't expect it to be her .

Entering the rooftop, Qingmei looked around and found that there was no place to hide, "Has Qingfeng been here?"

"No, no one came just now." Gang Ji replied.

"Ah, is that so..." Qingmei sighed, then leaned against the railing with a dejected expression.

"Did something happen?"

"It's too troublesome to talk about, so let's forget it... Anyway, it's irreparable." Qingmei said lifelessly, and then thought of an incident on the stage yesterday, "By the way, I always wanted to ask you... When I was performing in a play yesterday , when the two of us were about to fall together, I was supposed to be under the ground, but in the end you pulled it abruptly and turned it around, and it became you under the ground...how can you pull me?"

All in all, she was a full eleven catties heavier than him.

"Maybe, maybe at that time, in a critical situation, it exploded all of a sudden. No matter what, you can't let girls be your backs..."

"……thanks."

Qingmei's sudden interruption of his words of thanks made Tsunaji startled for a moment, but at the moment she was standing beside him, her side face was covered by the hair hanging from her temples, so she couldn't see her expression clearly.

He didn't explain much, maybe he was just a stress reaction at the time, but Qingmei clearly remembered that when he fell down yesterday, he pulled her with one hand to use her as a meat pad, and carefully pulled her away with the other hand. Covered her head from behind.

She was obviously protected by a boy who was so much weaker than herself, but when she kept thinking about that scene last night, she had a... weird feeling, maybe because she was not used to being in a protected place. position of the reader.

However, that feeling is not bad.

"Yesterday's play... finally won the votes of the whole school." Gang Ji talked about today's big news.

"Really, ah, ah, if this is the case, President Midorima can finally feel relieved. By the way, Wu Yue seems to have developed the photos of yesterday's stage play, let's go and see them together during lunch break."

Speaking of which, at the end of the demonstration day of campus club activities yesterday, the Diguang basketball team, which invested the most in the school, played an exhibition game for everyone.

At that time, watching those colorful teenagers playing on the basketball court, she suddenly felt that this stage play in which Akashi and Kuroko were mixed in at the end... was quite meaningful.

At least in the future, when they all enter different high schools, when they recall their junior high school years... I will miss it very much if I can think of performing such a classic stage play with my brothers.

ha?Ask her why she thinks the Rainbow team will enter a different team in the future?Because, each of them is too strong, and too strong...

It was so strong that she wondered if it was really playing basketball!It's just supernatural basketball, isn't it?For the first time, she knew that a basketball could still be that big!

...Ah, is it true that she has too little knowledge?

"Well, that's fine. Ah, speaking of which, it was you Asakawa who proposed to play "Gintama" in the first place. Do you like this animation very much?"

"Well, how should I put it, at first I supplemented the original novel because Shun Oguri starred in the live-action movie version of "Gintama". With too many different meanings, it is like a collection of poems that people cannot understand.

At least that's what Tsuna thought when he saw this smile.

"Other teenage manga on "Jup", the theme is basically yelling 'boys, you must be brave and persistent in pursuing your dreams!' or something." Probably because she has passed that The bloody age, so the youthful blood is really difficult to infect her, "However, "Gintama" is a bit different. As commented on the Internet, other jup comics are teaching young people how to pursue their dreams, but "Gintama"...is teaching young people how to live on when their dreams are shattered."

Ah, ah, talking like this... I always feel that she is going to develop in the direction of the good-for-nothing aunt...

……

After returning to the classroom, before class, Qingmei suddenly received a letter from her deskmate Akashi.

"Squad leader...I didn't expect you to use such a tactful way of writing a love letter." Qingmei took the envelope with a shy look.

Akashi: "..."

"Isn't it a love letter? Could it be that the notification letter from our Supernatural Society was seized? In that case, it would be better to give it directly to President Midorima. I believe his little heart should be able to bear it...probably."

"...I really want the student union to send such a letter." Akashi felt that if he continued to talk about it, he would be the one who was tired in the end. "It was a letter received by the school's mailroom today. The recipient only wrote "Teiko Junior High School Asakawa Kiyomi". I checked the student files, and you are the only student with the same name, so it should be sent to you."

At this moment, Qingmei finally lowered her head to look at the position of "sender" on the envelope...Huh? !It was actually sent to her by that little beauty Zhaoqiao Xinmei? !

Open the envelope and take a look...

In the next second, the classroom of Class [-], Grade [-] at Teiguang Middle School, centered on Qingmei...exploded!

"Wow Kaka Kaka Kaka! Autographed photo of Shun Oguri! Autographed photo of Shun Oguri! A total of ten! Ten! Alright, I'm so excited... I really want to sing!"

Qingmei felt that at this moment, she really just wanted to sing a song loudly to express her excitement that she was about to suffocate!

However, after hearing her last words, the whole class stood up in horror, as if they were facing an enemy!

At this critical moment, Akashi lived up to expectations and once again demonstrated his kingly spirit and leadership ability:

"Everyone, don't panic, and carry out emergency evacuation according to the past fire drills!"

……

lunch break -

In the corridor, when passing by the door of Aomine's class, Qingmei happened to meet Aomine coming out of the classroom.

Qingfeng, who had been hiding all morning, hurriedly took two steps back, and said awkwardly: "Well... I heard that you have received Oguri Shun's autographed photo today, who gave it to you?"

"It was given to me by a beautiful woman~" Qingmei looked smug, and then she looked serious, "However, in terms of appearance and figure, I still prefer the May style... No, don't try to tear it apart Topic! Don’t think that I’ll let you go, and wipe your face with something that can be equal to Shun Oguri’s signature photo (wow——), you are unforgivable!”

And after keenly grasping the word "May", Qingfeng hurriedly offered a treasure and said: "Well, I haven't eaten the bento that Wuyue made today...how about giving it to you?"

"Bento made by May himself? Cough cough... hurry up!"

And when Qingmei took the bento and stuffed it into her mouth without hesitation...

"Boom!"

In the next second, the students shouted one after another in the corridor——

"Call an ambulance! An ambulance! Someone fainted from the poison of a biochemical weapon!"

Qingmei, who rushed to the street, said: "...vomit."

……

The author has something to say:

The copy of this article has already been written, this article is also called "Girl Junior High School Students (Pseudo) Daily", so I suddenly felt that I can actually follow the example of the old thief Qingshan, focusing on daily articles, and then pull out the main line from time to time Sneak away... This kind of thinking is a bit scary 33~

In fact, in this short story, I used a lot of pen and ink to write this stage play in which all the members of the Teiguang Rainbow team participated. There is still a little selfishness on my part.When I watched the Black Basket Teiko Memories chapter, the second half was really... Sigh.Therefore, I also chose the first semester of the sophomore year as the entry point of this article for the black basketball timeline. For the Rainbow team, that was really their best time.Because Kise didn't join in the first year of junior high school, and in the third semester of junior high school two, the team began to gradually disintegrate.Therefore, in the future, even if they enter different high schools, when recalling this stage play in the second year of junior high school, they will surely smile knowingly and feel a little nostalgia... Diguang is undefeated, and miracles last!

In this chapter, Qingmei failed to beat Qingfeng in her running speed... Don't underestimate supernatural basketball!

As for the "Bermuda von Wikensutan" that appeared in this chapter, those who haven't read the chapter on the tutoring agent war can make it up on Baidu Encyclopedia.