age is not a problem

"Okita Sougo, the captain of the First Division of the Shogunate Armed Police Shinsengumi, has long been committed to hunting down the leader of the anti-barbarians Katsura Kotaro..."

The sound on the stage played the narration by Shintaro Midorima in the background, and the characters and the current plot were introduced.

on the stage--

Just like the very interesting passage in the original book, Sougo, who was directing the traffic, arrested Katsura Kotaro who happened to be riding a bicycle.Ziyuan blew the whistle hanging around his neck, raised his arms in front of him, made a stop gesture, and said in a lazy tone:

"The cyclist in front, you violated the rules, please stop..."

It's just that with such a raise of the arm... the entire waist is exposed, and the clothes can barely cover the belly button.

No way, when I reported the figure of the actor who wanted to wear the Shinsengumi uniform to the store that rented the s uniform, the store was Spartan on the spot, and said...they don't have the giant Shinsengumi uniform.The biggest one in the store is this size xxxl, let's wear it alive.

And the reaction of the audience is——

"Nav...the Shinsengumi uniform for the navel-baring version?!"

"Oh, didn't Shinsengumi improve their uniforms in the original book, the mohawk style with the sleeves cut off... They are paying tribute to the classics of the original book, paying tribute to the classics."

At this time, on the other side of the stage, Kise, who had already changed into the clothes that Katsura wore when he was in Master House, also rode a bicycle onto the stage at the fastest speed.

After acting as if he recognized the oncoming man Katsura Kotaro, the most wanted criminal in the shogunate, Murasakihara picked up the bazooka on the side and roared:

"Guizi——!!!"

In the auditorium, Akashi, who had gradually settled into the play, frowned for a moment... This guy Murasakihara likes to call others "boy" and unconsciously commits it!As soon as I came up, I made a mistake in my lines!

In the end, I heard a few girls in the back row discussing—"'Zai'? Is this a very intimate name?" Kill it?" "Oh, oh, it turns out that the crew is standing on Chong Gui P!"

Akashi: "..."

As a result, Ziyuan on the stage at this time, after shooting the rocket, drew his sword and ran towards Huang Lai, shouting, "Guizi——! You can't escape my palm!"

In an instant, the girls in the back row were high-pitched again, "Oh~ oh~ oh~ I'm more in love! This kind of domineering declaration!" "I'm going to love this pair!"

Akashi: "..." Is there a problem with his appreciation or a problem with his comprehension?

on the stage--

The already smooth stage caused Kise, who was riding a bicycle, to stagger accidentally. Although he stopped in time without any accident, the delicious stick in his arms was thrown flying.

Huang Set panicked... Oops!Katsura Kotaro's delicious stick props are not used at this time!How do I recycle it in a while?Forget it, let's finish this part first...

For a second, the two people who were at odds faced each other, and then...passed each other?

its not right?Is this different from what was planned?

This time, Kise, who was completely dazed, looked back at Ziyuan, who came out of nowhere, and... just rode off the stage, and rode straight to the backstage.

And Zi Yuan, who was still on the stage at the moment, was... going straight to those delicious sticks.

Lvjian in the background became anxious in an instant, and hurriedly used a narration to make up for it:

"Katsura Kotaro left suspicious dangerous goods at the scene. Based on Gui's previous record of throwing time bombs to create terrorist incidents, Sougo immediately decided to deal with these dangerous goods first to prevent sudden terrorist incidents from endangering the safety of the people of Edo. !"

Then, Ziyuan tore open the packaging of those delicious sticks, and started to eat them "Kachi Kachi".

"..." Midorima decided to advise Akashi to ban snacks in the team after the stage play ended, but he still has to find a way to make up for it with narration, "In order to better detect the finished products of these dangerous goods, Sougo decided Try it for yourself to judge!"

Then, when he saw what Murasakibara was going to do, Midorima almost knelt down...Let him go!He really can't make it up!

At this time, Qingmei, who was going to play opposite Katsurai, played by Kise, in the next scene, immediately ran to the entrance of the stage, holding a lot of delicious sticks and gestured to Murasakihara on the stage.

...Very well, I finally got this giant snack baby out of the game.

Amidst the stunned expressions of the audience, Sougo Murasakihara ran off the stage with a "thud, thud, thump", and three seconds later... ran back to the center of the stage with a "thump, thump".

Taking out the mobile phone in his pocket, he said to the mobile phone with a serious face:

"Really... Takasugi Shinsuke appeared in Edo again, the most radical man among the barbarians... I see..."

After pretending that someone on the other end of the phone finished speaking this one-character line, he ran off the stage again "boom boom boom".

audience:"……"

Zi Yuan, who ran backstage, took back the large handful of delicious bars, "I didn't come back to eat the delicious bars until I finished my lines."

Luma: "...you might as well not go back there just now."

Qingmei patted Huang Lai on the shoulder, "It's our turn... Use your face to help us save the box office, Madam."

Huang Lai: "...don't call me Mrs."

In fact, Qingmei also has a lot of sympathy for Kise... First, the cool opening scene of the barbarians and Katsura, then the opening chase scene with Murasakihara Sougo, which ended in an accident, and then the upcoming scene with her Asakawa Gintoki’s brother conversation, then the confrontation with Kaito Nizo, and then one person playing two roles as Elizabeth came to Master House to ask her and Aomine Shinpachi and went to Katsura with Aomine Shinpachi Investigate clues on the location... Ah, ah, in fact, this drama can also be called "Kose is very busy".

But... this can be regarded as bringing the effect of his face to the extreme.

……

On the stage, the scene where Gintoki and Katsura talked in the fire tree and silver flower (crossed out) under the neon night lights on the streets of Kabukicho in the Gintama live-action movie version was presented.

"Gintoki, recently there were knife-testing murderers in Edo night, you should be more careful." Kise said solemnly.

"Oh, really……"

Kiyomei tucked one hand into the sleeve of the kimono, picked her nostrils with the other, and said with those vivid dead fish eyes.

However, the audience in the audience exploded collectively at the moment and their focus was—"Sharingan Yinshi?!" "Could this be... the Uchiha Gintoki of the parallel world?!"

Sure enough, she couldn't be fooled... Kiyomi rolled her eyes helplessly from an angle that the audience couldn't see, and then winked at Kise again.

When I was just getting ready to go on stage, I made a temporary discussion. If the audience's reaction was too strong, she would give him a hint, and then he would say the line that was added temporarily.

At this moment, Kise who received the hint from his eyes asked:

"Yinshi, your eyes..."

Qingmei continued to dig her nostrils without changing her face, while talking like a mantra:

"Ah, Yin, I was watching "jup" some time ago when I 'biu~' broke the dimension wall and traveled to the world of Narut. In that world, I was born in the Uchiha clan, and then I was eight years old. The whole family was wiped out by his own brother. When he was 12 years old, he met the love of his life, but unfortunately he would not be blessed by the world. When he was 13 years old, he responded to the call of the middle and second years and escaped from the village and started the glory days of being an enemy of the whole ninja world. 、At the age of 17, I finally passed the second year of middle school. Although I was unwilling to return to the ordinary, but after all, my wife and children lived together..."

"Wait! Isn't that Sasuke Uchiha!" Kise asked in an instant.

Kiyomi imitated Gintoki's movements quite vividly and flicked the booger towards Kise:

"That's right... Otherwise, what do you think is the reason why Sasuke doesn't go home all the year round? It's because Ah Yin and I have returned to our world again."

Kise: "..."

This explanation... very good, very strong... this is really Uchiha Gintoki!

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