age is not a problem

This... What's going on here, the streaking confession also comes with smoke special effects? !

Having lived for 24 years, Qingmei thinks that her ups and downs in her life can be regarded as having seen big storms. Of course, she has also seen a lot of hooligans. The problem is... I have never seen such hooligans!

And, more importantly... who is this guy!She doesn't know her at all, okay?Why would a passer-by suddenly rush out to confess to her? !

... Could it be because she is so beautiful that this kid couldn't help but fall in love with her at first sight and then he was going to pick her up shirtless?

Ah, if that's the case, then she really is guilty.

The young man in front of him just finished his astonishing confession, before Qingmei had time to respond——

"You pervert, what do you want to do to her!"

A boy who happened to pass by bravely stood in front of her, as if he was a hero saving the beauty.

Looking at the boy who is less than 1.6 meters tall and trying to protect him, Qingmei, who is already 14 tall even at the age of [-], wants to sigh helplessly... Sigh, I don't feel protected at all Well, most of her face was uncovered.

However, why does it always feel like this young man appears... There is a feeling of having a BGM, is it because she is hallucinating?

The boy flicked his hair chicly, then raised his bandaged right hand as if he was about to make a big move:

"I, Black Wings, will never allow things like molesting girls to happen right under our noses."

ha?Dark Wings?What it is?Sound like a cool look?

Qingmei had a question mark on her face, although she didn't understand well, and she didn't think that the thin child in front of her could protect her, but no matter what, she stepped forward to protect the female classmate, her courage was commendable, applaud.

As for the streaking young man standing across from him, he still had a ferocious expression on his head, looking as if he was trapped in his own world, and he didn't know if he had noticed the change in the current situation.

In other words, what happened to the fire above the head, the smoke just now can be explained by dry ice, but this special effect is too realistic.

And this young man who came forward with his own BGM was probably frightened by the other party's inexplicably full of bullshit, and cold sweat began to flow down his temples:

"No, don't come here... Otherwise, I, I will release the Force that is sealed in my right hand!"

Hey, boy, don't be cowardly, I praised you just now... Hearing the visibly trembling voice, Qingmei wanted to cover her face.

And, she now understands that this young man is probably the representative of the word that is very popular among Japanese teenagers - "secondary illness".

Although she could directly knock out the streaking boy, firstly, she didn't want to do anything to the child, and secondly... always remember that she is now an ordinary junior high school girl, and she should behave like a junior high school girl.

Summarizing the many shoujo manga that she has studied before, how should she deal with this situation?

OK, the correct answer should be——

"Pervert!"

He clenched his two small pink fists and held them in front of his chest, with a frightened look on his face. After shouting in a high-pitched voice with a crying tone, he twisted and cried in the shy running posture of a little girl. ran away.

Ah, I have to say that this kind of little girl's running posture is too fucking painful for someone like her who used to train weight-bearing marathon cross-country running every now and then!

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All the way, she used this kind of running posture that looks cute to outsiders but shameful in her eyes. After running into the teaching building, when she was about to turn the corner and run to the stairs, Qingmei's keen hearing and perception ability still made Qingmei In an instant, it was judged that someone was rushing down the stairs, and the sound of footsteps should be two people.

According to such a trend, after three seconds, it will definitely collide under the action of inertia because it is too late to brake... Of course, this is not a problem for her, and there are several solutions to solve it:

PlanA - Jump up onto the banister and use friction to climb a few steps up and then jump back up the stairs.

Plan B——At the moment when they were about to hit each other, they raised their hands and pressed the shoulders of the two, jumped up and turned 360 degrees in the air with their strength, and then landed smoothly on the stairs behind them.

PlanC——Now lean back immediately, do three backflips in a row, and you will definitely be able to retreat to a safe distance.

However, she is now an ordinary middle school girl, and she aspires to be the kind of passer-by A-style middle school girl who won't be looked at even if she is thrown into the crowd. The above actions obviously don't fit her current personality.

And... Japanese girls' school uniform skirts are really too short!If the movement range is slightly larger, it will be properly exposed.

So, let’s think back to the campus comics we studied before, what would girls do when encountering such a thing?She remembers it should be...

"Hey, Midorima, hurry up, it's going to be too late...Ah, ah, oops!"

"Wait, Qingfeng..."

"boom!"

Accompanied by a crashing sound, Qingmei bumped into the two people rushing down the stairs at the entrance of the stairs. To be precise, the one named "Qingfeng" dragged the one named "Lujian" to rush down. .

After being hit, Qingmei sat perfectly on the ground with her calf on the side at [-] degrees.Recalling the plots in those comics, although she felt that there were obviously N ways to avoid collisions, everyone in the comics wanted to use Newton's laws of mechanics to the extreme, and it was inevitable that the two sides would collide, and then The girl just sat down on the ground in this kind of posture that doesn't show her panties and looks really elegant.

OK, her current performance is perfect... Sure enough, it is very necessary to preview and make strategies in advance.

It's just that this 14-year-old body is too weak now, the hit just now made her hurt, and... what did these two grow up on!Especially the black-skinned one, which made the bridge of her nose hurt to death.

"Sorry, sorry, are you okay!" Knowing how strong his physique was, Qingfeng hurriedly apologized while reaching out to try to lift up the weak female classmate who was knocked to the ground by him.

Midorima also hurriedly bent down to ask about the situation, "Student, are you okay, do you want to go to the infirmary?"

Just when the two of them finished their conversation, due to bending over, two things fell out of their unzipped shoulder sports backpacks, and fell straight in front of Qingmei's eyes.

After seeing what those two things were, Qingmei instantly felt... going blind.

What fell out of Aomine's bag was a magazine, to be precise...a photobook!It seems to be a very popular actress in Japan, the one called Mai.The page opened in front of her now is hot and fragrant, with three points looming.

And what fell out of the green room bag was...a little doll of a girl with twin ponytails!Such a big man whose height is definitely over 1.8 meters by visual inspection is actually a nerd? !And is he still a good guy? !Even to the point of carrying it with you? !

The brain cells were shocked, Qingmei stood up in a trance, and then... ran away immediately.

This school, this school is simply abnormal!Haven't met a normal person so far!

Dr. Ali, can she apply for a transfer?Also, little brother Conan, she was wrong, she was really wrong, even if she was "one-shot", she should obey the arrangement and go to the Emperor Dan Kingdom!

Seeing the figure of the girl "running away", Aomine scratched her hair in distress, and when she bent down to pick up the things that fell on the ground, she picked up the little doll of the girl with two ponytails that fell in Midorima and exclaimed:

"Well, isn't this the 'Hatsune Miku'? I've seen one like this in May too... I didn't expect that Midorima, you also..."

By the way, the way he looked at his teammates... a little bit...

Midorima adjusted the frame of his glasses, maintained his usual calmness and said, "This is the lucky item for divination this morning... Also, I borrowed this from Momoi."

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"Then, let's welcome our new classmates."

Accompanied by the head teacher's opening remarks, there was a neat applause from the podium, mixed with comments such as "Wow, it's a mixed race!"

On the podium of Class [-], Grade [-] at Teiko Middle School, Kiyomi tried her best not to put on a face of lovelessness and introduced herself:

"My name is Kiyomi Asakawa, please give me your advice."

After the brief self-introduction, the class teacher also pointed to an empty seat, "Asakawa-san, you can sit there. Your deskmate Akashi is not only the monitor of our class, but also the vice-president of the student union. If you are interested in the new school If you don't understand anything, you can ask him."

Subconsciously, the young man with red hair and red eyes also felt a lot of envious and jealous eyes directed at her... most of them were girls.

Wow, it seems that this red-haired boy is very popular in the class.

After taking a seat, the other party actively nodded to her, and introduced himself politely: "Akashi Seijuro, please give me your advice, Asakawa-san."

Looking at this good-looking, temperamental, and gentle boy in front of her, Qingmei suddenly felt relieved... Finally, she met a normal person in this school!

Especially after comparing with the few people I met this morning, my favorability for this tablemate instantly soared to full marks.

"It turns out that you are the new student who is going to transfer to our class. Do you still remember me, who saved you from that pervert this morning, Wings of Darkness, Kai Teng Shun."

Hearing the voice behind her, Qingmei turned her head, and found that her back table was the second-year boy who stood up to protect her after she was confessed by the streaking pervert this morning...and failed.

It turned out that they belonged to the same class...

Hehe, she seemed to hear that blustery BGM playing again... Is she hallucinating or is he really a man with his own BGM?

As the class leader, Akashi probably has become accustomed to the various symptoms of this patient with severe secondary illness in the class. :

"Haiteng, class is about to start, please be quiet."

Hai Teng, who was full of breath just now, lost all breath in an instant, his body tensed up, tears were about to burst out, and he quickly covered his mouth with his hand:

"Sorry, monitor!"

This proper aura suppression... Qingmei suddenly felt that it was a bit early for her to label Akashi as a "rare normal person"?Looks like it remains to be seen...

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